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Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

haha, if they think that starbucks coffee is the status king of the heap they're a low class loving rube

right

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Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
i had to drop off fliers in the ultra exclusive end of town yesterday and my favourite thing was that all the mailboxes are decorated with a gumleaf & gumnut motif but the actual gardens only contain european plants because australian flora isn't pretty and lush enough. my second favourite thing was that in five hours i didn't see a single non-suv vehicle except for my own. and my third favourite thing was that vanya decided to get Tired after about twenty metres so i had to do the whole neighbourhood while carrying eight kilograms of happy little dog

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
my pups 14th birthday is coming up. a very old puppy

Avshalom
Feb 14, 2012

by Lowtax
:3: happy birthday puppy

mum and i refer to vanya as "the puppy" too and he's eleven

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




GhostofJohnMuir posted:

my pups 14th birthday is coming up. a very old puppy
perfect time for pups to start drinking and smoking

Mr Hootington
Jul 24, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 5 hours!

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

my pups 14th birthday is coming up. a very old puppy

Happy birthday puppy.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6goa1pI_az8

kojima is god

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Ghost of Reagan Past posted:

dijon mustard gate was also a thing

Right out the bat it became a thing and yet Trump burns his steaks to a crisp and not a peep.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




http://i.imgur.com/DvRKPAL.gifv

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




https://i.imgur.com/cId2KzC.gifv

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014


that is more dire than those cinnamon rolls

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




https://i.imgur.com/rlCHkaU.gifv

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Clearly, Kalstrams is a parachute for MIGF.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




https://i.imgur.com/xWEGkNr.gifv

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

wait whats so bad about this one

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

Raskolnikov38 posted:

wait whats so bad about this one

if you have to ask

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU
Compared to kal's usual fare this is kinda tame

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun
It's just a poorly made stir fry

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

stone cold posted:

if you have to ask

i mean its not the best food ever but where's the purple mountain dew step

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Raskolnikov38 posted:

wait whats so bad about this one
joke of a teriyaki chicken attempt resulting in everything seen being overcooked. also sauce thickener in the end when there is no sauce to be seen

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

why would you specify the price by the half dozen and by the dozen if it's just linear scaling?

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Horseshoe theory posted:

Clearly, Kalstrams is a parachute for MIGF.

https://i.imgur.com/ZEgiQ7T.gifv

Brainiac Five
Mar 28, 2016

by FactsAreUseless

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

why would you specify the price by the half dozen and by the dozen if it's just linear scaling?

Tricks people into thinking there's a deal if they aren't paying attention

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




GhostofJohnMuir posted:

why would you specify the price by the half dozen and by the dozen if it's just linear scaling?
you have to ask if common american is good at math, eh?

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

Raskolnikov38 posted:

wait whats so bad about this one

right off the bat, cooking the rice and the chicken together is pretty dire

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

ok there it is

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

right off the bat, cooking the rice and the chicken together is pretty dire

well yes but it's missing the ingredients that have no right to be there that Kals gifs usually have

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun
oh I missed them putting the rice into the stir fry

guillotine

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




GhostofJohnMuir posted:

right off the bat, cooking the rice and the chicken together is pretty dire
my favourite part is boiling chicken breast for 15 minutes after it has been seared brown

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Raskolnikov38 posted:

well yes but it's missing the ingredients that have no right to be there that Kals gifs usually have
ingredients are fine there, you just have to cook it in three to four separate dishes at varying lengths

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

cinci zoo sniper posted:

my favourite part is boiling chicken breast for 15 minutes after it has been seared brown

is this not sous vide?

Rhesus Pieces
Jun 27, 2005

It's just throwing all the ingredients for chicken stir fry into one pan for no good reason

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good

cinci zoo sniper posted:

ingredients are fine there, you just have to cook it in three to four separate dishes at varying lengths

i think they were trying to go for a one pot dish, but at the very least they could have dirtied a few bowls with reserved cooked ingredients


Gin and Juche posted:

is this not sous vide?

get the gently caress out

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Gin and Juche posted:

is this not sous vide?
depends if you are a rubber manufacturer

Ghost of Reagan Past
Oct 7, 2003

rock and roll fun
in 2017 kals will post a gif of someone making a French omelette

their mistake? using a spatula.

GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
french omelettes can go to hell, an omelette is supposed to be about loading it up with cheese, meats and sautéed veggies, not some chives and a light sprinkle of salt

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

i think they were trying to go for a one pot dish, but at the very least they could have dirtied a few bowls with reserved cooked ingredients


get the gently caress out

i live here :(

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

GhostofJohnMuir posted:

french omelettes can go to hell, an omelette is supposed to be about loading it up with cheese, meats and sautéed veggies, not some chives and a light sprinkle of salt

I've never seen or heard of a French omelette but I agree with this

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GhostofJohnMuir
Aug 14, 2014

anime is not good
creamy scrambled eggs with some chives and maybe a piece of lox are acceptable though

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