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jodai posted:No it can't and it's super sad to see page after page of people who, if they even actually fought someone, probably started crying and flailing at them until the other person felt bad for them and left. It can if you weigh twice as much as the little poo poo who's messing with you and you just piledrive him into concrete: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82sxRBNSteA
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jodai posted:No it can't and it's super sad to see page after page of people who, if they even actually fought someone, probably started crying and flailing at them until the other person felt bad for them and left. My wife is tiny and still thinks she'd be tough enough to defend herself physically. Keep in mind that she has no self defense training. Attitude doesn't make you tougher. Size is pretty much the biggest factor.
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"...this older fellow sporting a look that we in Chicago like to refer to as 'downstate', because they're all ignorant assholes who immediately prejudge people based on their appearance, which is something we innocent blessed Chicagoans would never do. Anyway, this redneck cousinfucker said..."
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Why wasn't the guy literally shaking? Whenever I go to a store to shout at people and they talk back to me I start literally shaking in a perfect Mount Lebanese accent.
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hogmartin posted:"...this older fellow sporting a look that we in Chicago like to refer to as 'downstate', because they're all ignorant assholes who immediately prejudge people based on their appearance, which is something we innocent blessed Chicagoans would never do. Anyway, this redneck cousinfucker said..." so where in southern illinois are you from
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jodai posted:No it can't and it's super sad to see page after page of people who, if they even actually fought someone, probably started crying and flailing at them until the other person felt bad for them and left. This is pretty much my plan if I ever get in a fight.
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Jerry Cotton posted:If you keep running your mouth, I'll loving light some candles swear on me mum! Oi m8! You think youse hard, brudda? See dis here spider tat? I did that myself. Sober. With acid for ink!
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A Real Horse posted:This is pretty much my plan if I ever get in a fight. “First, you gotta shriek like a woman. Then keep sobbing until he turns away in disgust. That’s when it’s time to kick some back. And then when he’s lying on the ground, kick him in the rib, step on his neck, then run like hell.”
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My favourite part is when she apologises on behalf of the human race 
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Wasn't a version of this going around before? I swear it seems familiar, right down to the 'survive the next four years' part.
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hogmartin posted:"...this older fellow sporting a look that we in Chicago like to refer to as 'downstate', because they're all ignorant assholes who immediately prejudge people based on their appearance, which is something we innocent blessed Chicagoans would never do. Anyway, this redneck cousinfucker said..." I live in Chicago and have no loving clue what this means. What is a 'downstate' look? \/\/\/ Oh Joey Freshwater has a new favorite as of 21:50 on Dec 1, 2016 |
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Alaois posted:so where in southern illinois are you from Sure as gently caress not Marion because the post isn't dripping in tobacco spit and doesn't reek of meth
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Hey, my family's from downstate. What's wrong with it besides being a little, uh... rural?
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Xen Tricks posted:What's wrong with it besides being a little, uh... rural? Your family's from there 
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Joey Freshwater posted:I live in Chicago and have no loving clue what this means. What is a 'downstate' look? Never lived in Illinois, but you can pick up the meaning from context and it's not uncommon in other states that have a big metropolis and everywhere else is rural. It's probably the same for Seattle/Tacoma vs. everyone east of the Cascades, or NYC vs. everyone upstate. People who live in the city can tell just by looking at them that they're all backwoods racist rednecks who immediately judge people based on what they look like.
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Joey Freshwater posted:I live in Chicago and have no loving clue what this means. What is a 'downstate' look? I lived in chicago for over 25 years and never heard the term "downstate."
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Thin Privilege posted:I lived in chicago for over 25 years and never heard the term "downstate." Maybe it's one of those words you only use if you live in a Chicago suburb, to show how cool and close to being an urban city person you are *eyes the poster that originally said it*
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Thin Privilege posted:I lived in chicago for over 25 years and never heard the term "downstate." I've lived here for two and I've heard or read it a bunch of times, usually in the context of newspaper articles that refer to towns south of Chicagoland (or sometimes to avoid repeating "Springfield").
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Henchman of Santa posted:I've lived here for two and I've heard or read it a bunch of times, usually in the context of newspaper articles that refer to towns south of Chicagoland (or sometimes to avoid repeating "Springfield"). That's a normal use of the word, I meant that I never heard it as a derogatory term like the poster of the STDH said.
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Thin Privilege posted:That's a normal use of the word, I meant that I never heard it as a derogatory term like the poster of the STDH said. that's because they're a projecting crazy person
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Horror_Business posted:THAT TIME I ALMOST STABBED A COUPLE REDNECKS WHO SAW MY HEADWRAP AND ASSUMED I WAS MUSLIM  WHY DID I READ THE COMMENTS! OH GOD THE HORROR!
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Horror_Business posted:THAT TIME I ALMOST STABBED A COUPLE REDNECKS WHO SAW MY HEADWRAP AND ASSUMED I WAS MUSLIM "and I especially hated the canned food they reheated and" *joins army*
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"I had already grabbed Bessie (my knife)"
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Horror_Business posted:THAT TIME I ALMOST STABBED A COUPLE REDNECKS WHO SAW MY HEADWRAP AND ASSUMED I WAS MUSLIM I rarely feel secondhand embarrassment as strong as what I felt when I read this. I think it's because I have a personal rule to always believe people of color when they talk about racist incidents they've experienced, and so I want to be on her side on principle, but I completely can't. 
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That time I completely fabricated a story out of thin air to hyperbolize a time I experienced bigotry because West Virginia rednecks amirite? While completely missing or willfully ignoring the obvious hypocrisy
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life is killing me posted:That time I completely fabricated a story out of thin air to hyperbolize a time I experienced bigotry because West Virginia rednecks amirite? While completely missing or willfully ignoring the obvious hypocrisy I definitely wouldn't make up a story about a thing happening to me in West Virginia because then people would think I had been to West Virginia.
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quote:“If you, or your cousin-husband ever reach to grab my head wrap again, I’ll castrate him up to his neck and filet the skin off your thighs. None of the people who write these things have ever been in a physical confrontation. Fights are not exchanges of movie lines or long monologues. They're usually "gently caress you" followed by "no, gently caress YOU" repeated ad nauseum until a haymaker is finally thrown.
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Khazar-khum posted:Speech Jesus Christ is he saying that every female friend he had in high school got beaten by their boyfriend? War on women indeed.
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Elevatorquote:This troper was able to pull off a rather lame pun during a long elevator ride where one of the ladies in the back, (troper note I was the only guy in the elevator) said something about wearing a sweater that was suade. After her friend asked to why she was wearing such a sweater I nonchalantly quipped, "Maybe it made a rather per-suade-ing argument". The whole elevator rolled in laughter. Lecture quote:This troper is a Teen Genius who was known to lecture her parents about how they were doing it wrong pretty much up until around puberty. (Okay, she still does it, but not as incessantly or arrogantly.) She also frequently insults the intelligence, and especially the vocabulary, of her more ordinary sister. On a related note, she has a nasty habit of viciously highlighting people's flaws in the middle of an argument and then expecting them to change things based on the fact that they now have that information, regardless of the tone in which it was presented. Due to her combination of this trope and impatience, she frequently finds herself doing (or at least wanting to do) tasks for people either to make sure it's done right or to make sure it's done in a timely fashion. She's a Jerk With A Heart Of Gold, though, not a genuine Jerkass. Honest. Mensa quote:This troper has been a member of Mensa since he was 15, and is generally quiet and lazy. But he got so incensed by a know-it-all teacher's pet at one point that in the middle of our history class I challenged her to a duel of minds, and subsequently humiliated her in front of the entire class for her ignorance. She broke into tears and ran out the door. It was a good day, the class applauded. Sex quote:This troper is a complete dick... and also accomplishes such feats as FIGURING OUT SEX using merely logic and the process of elimination (figuratively speakng, of course). Mind quote:A lesser mind like yours can't possibly fathom how to write proper trope examples, so I've helpfully listed some at Insufferable Genius for you. You're welcome. We quote:Another good permutation of this which has made this troper come off as unhinged while alone: Classic quote:A classic (only since it wasn't true):
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First time I've wanted to punch all of these people in the face.
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I thought they deleted troper tales.quote:This troper is a complete dick... and also accomplishes such feats as FIGURING OUT SEX using merely logic and the process of elimination (figuratively speakng, of course). I don't get it.
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Tired Moritz posted:I don't get it. And the troper doesn't get any.
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The eternal motto of all of these dammed topics is "There Is Always More, and It Is Always Worse". I don't know how you manage to one up the insufferability every time but jesusquote:This troper is a complete dick... and also accomplishes such feats as FIGURING OUT SEX using merely logic and the process of elimination (figuratively speakng, of course). SHE GOT A HOLE I GOT A STICK HOLE CAN'T GO IN STICK THEREFORE I'M A FUCKIN GENIUS Xen Tricks has a new favorite as of 12:18 on Dec 4, 2016 |
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Literal dogs, cats, and the stupidest creatures on God's Earth, horses, figure out sex without having to be told or shown. Good work, This Troper, I am sure you are glad you told the internet about this. E: also "I gently caress your mom  " "mom dead  " "WHOA" is old as dirt and should not be bragged about either
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Khazar-khum posted:Elevator Fuckin wannabe Kenneth from 30 Rock
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