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-The Crow but as a sassy and surprisingly crude jewess
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It's been almost five years now. I'd say we're ripe for an Inception remake.
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remake the ghostbusters remake but this time they are ghosts
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Spies Like Us reboot with Jonah Hill and Seth Rogen
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Ghostbusters 2
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Palpek posted:Ghostbusters 2 This would be loving AWESOME.
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Enemy Mine
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VikingSkull posted:Enemy Mine My dad was security guard for the poo poo they shot in Iceland. They very smartly just left all the really expensive equipment unattended in unlocked shacks or some poo poo and the natives of course stole it so they then hired my dad, who had no prior experience in any sort of security work, to stand around and watch it when they weren't shooting. Then they didn't end up using anything they shot in Iceland. I am basically Hollywood royalty.
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I think it's time for a Citizen Kane reboot.
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FreudianSlippers posted:My dad was security guard for the poo poo they shot in Iceland. They very smartly just left all the really expensive equipment unattended in unlocked shacks or some poo poo and the natives of course stole it so they then hired my dad, who had no prior experience in any sort of security work, to stand around and watch it when they weren't shooting. Then they didn't end up using anything they shot in Iceland. it's a really underrated and forgotten movie
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I think a Blade reboot, in light of Deadpool showing R-rated superhero movies can work, would be a good choice.
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VikingSkull posted:Enemy Mine Instead of a mine the enemy would be the fans of the original film
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I really want to say The Great Silence/Il Grande Silenzio but I know the audience is so loving dumb now the first meeting would be like "what if we made him wear cooler clothes...and talk?"
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Breakfast At Tiffany's could use a revisit, but gender switched. Melissa McCarthy can be Ms. Yunioshi
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Babylon 5. It's been twenty years, give or take. Let's see a sequel with Sheridan and Delenn's son. It will suck but I still want it.
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Put Bill Murray in a Blob remake and call it What About the Blob?
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Leavemywife posted:I think a Blade reboot, in light of Deadpool showing R-rated superhero movies can work, would be a good choice. Greenlit. Make it a remake of Blade 3, swap the genders, add some dubstep and bullet time, maybe a scene at a 7/11 where someone with headphones gets a nice refreshing coke while blade kills vampires in the background. In theaters 2018.
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They need to remaster Revolutionary Girl Utena like they are Sailor Moon. ...poo poo, this isn't ADTRW. Sorry! Jenner fucked around with this message at 09:01 on Dec 4, 2016 |
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It's been almost 20 years since they released Titanic, they need to remake that poo poo in 3-D and have it be a space ship in space so instead of drowning and hypothermia (not very action packed at all imo) everyone's dying from explosive decompression.
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I believe a remake of Star Wars : A New Hope is in order.
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T r a v i s posted:Instead of a mine the enemy would be the fans of the original film who is this Mickey Mouse?
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Skoll posted:I believe a remake of Star Wars : A New Hope is in order. They just did that last year.
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Attack of the Killer Tomatoes
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Spiderman could do with another origin story and since they're not going to do a black Spiderman they could at least Ghostbusters it. Should keep the name though, for branding.
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Woden posted:Spiderman could do with another origin story and since they're not going to do a black Spiderman they could at least Ghostbusters it. to quote the man,, that was Einstein The definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
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extra stout posted:I really want to say The Great Silence/Il Grande Silenzio but I know the audience is so loving dumb now the first meeting would be like "what if we made him wear cooler clothes...and talk?" psh haha yeah man if only the wisdom of the masses hadn't degenerated like postchristian rome and everyone could appreciate how cool this obsucre 60s spaghetti western is, like us, the smart ones chernobyl kinsman fucked around with this message at 22:22 on Dec 4, 2016 |
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Braveheart 2: Brave Hearter
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Duel. Only know he's being chased by an autonomous truck and his prius is almost out of battery.
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Twister. A tornado travels across 15 states while Bill Paxton tries to fling a garbage pail full of Coke can thingers at it for some reason. Also the tornado hits my hometown and the tornado sirens go off and I get scared ![]()
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Series 7: The Contenders could probably support a franchise in this day and age
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Memento Nah too ridiculous hahahahaahahaha
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Seven Samurai, but as a romcom.
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The Goonies. This time, leave the octopus in there.
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yo mamma a Horus posted:remake the ghostbusters remake but this time they are ghosts And they're all named Buster.
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Been a long time since anybody's done anything with Groundhogs Day, Ave we're guaranteed a few TV deals a year. Any chance we can force Bill into a cameo?
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Jaws but with Gilbert Gottfried as Quint the shark hunter.
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Remake Bolero except with Seth Rogen.
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schindlers list but this time the jews are millenials (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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The breakfast club where the gently caress you dad guy shoots up the school instead
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Fast Times at Ridgemont High has good name recognition and it's old enough that a majority of modern audiences probably haven't seen it. Ripe for a terrible remake.
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