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a host, to another host: She ain't what she used to be me (jumping, pointing): MODS! SAME! MODS!!
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>> jerry I don't care how much you liked the old logo, stop displaying it on the lobby monitors
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Maeve: have I told you how I came to sweetwater? bartender: rhubarb rhubarb rhubarb peas and carrots peas and carrots Maeve: I know right?
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Dec 4, 2016 08:10
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jerry stiller in the antechamber with the black/white hats
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Dec 4, 2016 08:15
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God dammit who set the Sheriff to El Topo mode again
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Dec 4, 2016 08:18
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ATT: WRITERS just fyi, theres a whole weird group that shows up & tries to coax the hosts into a recreation of the beans scene from blazing saddles i had to give one guest a 6 month probe cause he kept trying weird bean experiments please make a sanctioned fartzone & let me get back to real work
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Dec 4, 2016 08:23
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ford: let's see if there's anything productive from our employees' 20-percent time this month *clicks* *gentle piano music begins playing*
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Dec 4, 2016 08:24
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a union member (its very futuristic): "if the hosts really have to gently caress while we print them, we're talking hazard pay"
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Dec 4, 2016 08:37
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*Radiohead muzac booms in the bar I'm cleaning* My dad says this band was really influential but all I associate it with is cleaning up the host cum.
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Siljmonster posted:*Radiohead muzac booms in the bar I'm cleaning* My dad says this band was really influential but all I associate it with is cleaning up the host cum. lmao
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Dec 4, 2016 10:41
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dad: haa like 40 years ago we somtimes listened to bands that actually just played pop songs, but in a style that was 50 year older.
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ppisssss i fondly remember this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sPLEbAVjiLA
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Dec 4, 2016 11:31
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Dear HR, We have new requests for the muzak. John's asking for some music for his new narrative orgy scene for these two schmucks thinking the Dolores model is sentient. Is this fair use by now?
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Dec 4, 2016 19:40
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guys, you know jim's retirement party is coming up. that guy's been here forever and I know every one of you owes him for something. anyway, we got together on the down low to get him a little something special. since this is not officially sanctioned by the higher ups we've had to pull in some resources where we could, and trade some favors with some other groups to make this happen. now all we need are a few hours on the big 3D skinjob printer or a couple of days on the little ones. if you spot a free slot on any of these (particularly night shift people), please book it. in case you haven't guessed already, yes, we did the one thing he's been talking about for almost 20 years, we are fabbing a full model of his anime waifu Katsume.
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Dec 4, 2016 20:08
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Siljmonster posted:Dear HR, please don't encourage this behavior; we've had several hosts come in for repair with arm injuries and at least one had an unauthorized usb keylogger in there. by the way can we lock down the hosts to only accept input devices in the standard ports. the techs are starting to complain about repeat repairs on the same host and the injuries are getting strange
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condom machine in the saloon is broken
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crusader_complex posted:condom machine in the saloon is broken another problem with the madam? time to retire the unit IMO
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can we get the body shop to do a little bit better with their cleanup procedure? just got back from using my employee discount and have a really bad rash now.
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Dec 5, 2016 02:38
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theres a gat dang yospos thread for this show? ugh, i been postin in tviv well anyway HGNNNNNNNNNNNGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGNNNNNNNN HGNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNN GHGNGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG HNNNNNNNNNN WOWWWWWEEEEEEEEEEE WOWWWEEEEEEEE YAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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this is the thread for computer funnies, complaining about pistons or w/e is in the scifi thread
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My mistake, then!
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Gazpacho posted:heres the reconstructed tweet for yosposterity hey, can somebody revoke fords twitter access before the delos board sees this? were getting enough bad press as it is. the last thing we need is him bashing our other contracts
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Has there been any progress in finding someone to take over from Skylar to repair the old models? His retirement's coming up fast and while I know it's not easy to find someone to repair robots, if we can't afford to replace the hosts we definitely can't afford to pay him a consultant's hourly rate.
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Fw: Re: Automatic Out of Office Reply Soooo the QA lead has been status: 'In the Field' for a couple days now aaand I'm decidedly not going to be in the air ducts for at least the next few days in case any hosts are seeing this 
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can we talk about how no one has ever discussed samurai world with the network design team? are we even ready for this kind of load?
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Dec 5, 2016 07:44
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Guys the bitbucket is down again. I don't care that that old fart Ford likes git so much, can we please use a VCS from this century?
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DaTroof posted:Sorry, chief. When you gave me those instructions, I thought you meant the corrupted host images on the deployment server. C.H.O.M.E posted:Gptions, please select: theflyingexecutive posted:>> Guys I keep seeing pictures of my friends and family on stock image sites and I sneeze every time someone uses the microwave. this wouldn't really bother me, but hr just sent me a congratulations for twenty-five years with the company and I'm only 32. definitely asking ford about this at our meeting in the basement later.
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The Management posted:can we talk about how no one has ever discussed samurai world with the network design team? are we even ready for this kind of load? are we calling it that officially now? i thought we were still 50-50 on shogun world
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Please inform QA to stop showing the hosts from Samurai World manga, it's causing garbage collection issues and for some reason the sex module is giving back false results. If the hosts don't gently caress then we don't get paid. Use this thread for liveops fixing the issue.
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Sagebrush posted:are we calling it that officially now? i thought we were still 50-50 on shogun world until i saw the warriors i was hoping for "sausage world," a 24/7/365 oktoberfest park (because its initial incarnation as the theme park for vegans, "salad world," generated no customer interest)
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To: All Employees Date: December 5 Re: Missing Supplies and Christmas Party Update Before I begin, it has come to my attention that large amounts of lubrication is missing from storage locker 2044. Please note that theft of company supplies will result in immediate termination. We also have safe whistleblower software installed on your PDAs, that directly emails HR members, remember if you see something, say something! White Elephant Gift Exchange Update: Please note that exchanging of park supplies and property including, weapons, alcohol, and sensitive corporate property is forbidden at this year's White Elephant Gift Exchange. We do not want a repeat of last year's episode where a certain technical employee drank too much and started firing off a Gatling gun in the restaurant. HR dcseankun fucked around with this message at 16:51 on Dec 5, 2016 |
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Re: Material Requisition #6428591 Look, we all appreciate the work QA does to keep us safe and the danger the men and women of the armed response teams put themselves in, but the host-aware bullets are incredibly expensive. They're basically only economical in the park because those old guns can't fire nearly as many rounds as the service weapons that QA uses. Behavior also assures us that the same blocks that prevent hosts from recognizing things from the outside world will work just as well on service weapons - better, even, because they have the block and then they have to be smart enough to figure out how to use it, which most simply aren't set to be. For the above reasons, I'm going to have to deny the request. Sorry. Be safe out there.
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Powaqoatse posted:jerry seinfeld in the antechamber with the black/white hats
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Munkeymon posted:Re: Material Requisition #6428591
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check your phones boys
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YA BOY ETHAN COUCH posted:check your phones boys smdh @ those Timehop patch notes
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ah, there's yer problem. somebody set this thing's switch ta 'DECEIVE'
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oh christ they run Javascript they were bound to kill everyone eventually silver lining: they'll all eventually run out of memory and freeze up since nobody's rebooting them regularly
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