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leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
If Dray wanted the benefit of the doubt at all then he'd come out and say some bullshit sports platitudes, but when he gets cute and sarcastic like that it makes it pretty obvious he thinks he's found the One Weird Trick to Meat Checking that Adam Silver Doesn't Want you to Know!!!

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Jota
May 6, 2003

uga-booga uga-booga
Jonas Jerebko should be forced to leave the NBA after this

https://twitter.com/BleacherReport/status/805237443884523522

Juaguocio
Jun 5, 2005

Oh, David...
Jakob "The Austrian Hammer" Poeltl: https://streamable.com/aub6

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

leftist heap posted:

If Dray wanted the benefit of the doubt at all then he'd come out and say some bullshit sports platitudes, but when he gets cute and sarcastic like that it makes it pretty obvious he thinks he's found the One Weird Trick to Meat Checking that Adam Silver Doesn't Want you to Know!!!

He sounds like a sovereign citizen asking a cop to prove that he is driving

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

I just laugh at it, It’s funny how you can tell me how I get hit and how my body is supposed to react. I didn’t know the league office was that smart when it came to body movements. I’m not sure if they took kiniesiology for their positions to tell you how your body is going to react when you get hit in a certain position. Or you go up and you have guys who jump to the ceiling. A lot of these guys that make the rules can’t touch the rim, yet they tell you how you’re way up there in the air which way you’re body (is supposed to go). I don’t understand that. That’s like me going in there and saying, ‘Hey, you did something on your paperwork wrong.’ I don’t know what your paperwork looks like. But it is what it is. They made the rule. Make your rule. I don’t care. But if you’re going to say it’s an unnatural thing, an unnatural act, no offense to James Harden, but I’ve never seen nobody up until James started doing it that shoots a layup like this under your arm (sweeps arms in a demonstration). That’s really not a natural act either. That’s not a natural basketball play either. But, hey, if you’re going to make a rule, make a rule. But if you’re going to take unnatural acts out the game, then let’s lock in on all these unnatural acts and take them out the game. I don’t know. Let them keep telling people how their body react I guess. They need to go take a few more kiniesiology classes though. Maybe they can take a taping class or functional movement classes. Let me know how the body works because clearly mine don’t work the right way.

Niwrad
Jul 1, 2008

Is anyone on that team not a whining bitch?

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Let me tell you all the reasons why I don't care at all about this

AggressivelyStupid
Jan 9, 2012

Niwrad posted:

Is anyone on that team not a whining bitch?

I think Barbosa last year, but he left

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
Adam Silver is trampling on the rights of Draymond's Natural Living Leg. The NBA has no jurisdiction over Draymond's LEG. The name on his birth certificate refers to the legal person of Draymond Green but not the natural sovereign LEG OF DRAYMOND GREEN it is only bound by UNIVERSAL LAW. Adam Silver's court flies the gold fringed jolly roger not the true fringeless flag of NBA and as such it holds no authority of the natural citizen LEG OF DRAYMOND GREEN and his LEG does not bow down to any admiralty court. LEG OF DRAYMOND GREEN is free to move UP and DOWN according to universal law

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe

WhyteRyce posted:

I just laugh at it, It’s funny how you can tell me how I get hit and how my body is supposed to react. I didn’t know the league office was that smart when it came to body movements. I’m not sure if they took kiniesiology for their positions to tell you how your body is going to react when you get hit in a certain position. Or you go up and you have guys who jump to the ceiling. A lot of these guys that make the rules can’t touch the rim, yet they tell you how you’re way up there in the air which way you’re body (is supposed to go). I don’t understand that. That’s like me going in there and saying, ‘Hey, you did something on your paperwork wrong.’ I don’t know what your paperwork looks like. But it is what it is. They made the rule. Make your rule. I don’t care. But if you’re going to say it’s an unnatural thing, an unnatural act, no offense to James Harden, but I’ve never seen nobody up until James started doing it that shoots a layup like this under your arm (sweeps arms in a demonstration). That’s really not a natural act either. That’s not a natural basketball play either. But, hey, if you’re going to make a rule, make a rule. But if you’re going to take unnatural acts out the game, then let’s lock in on all these unnatural acts and take them out the game. I don’t know. Let them keep telling people how their body react I guess. They need to go take a few more kiniesiology classes though. Maybe they can take a taping class or functional movement classes. Let me know how the body works because clearly mine don’t work the right way.

lol, if I didn't know this was literally what he said I would assume it was a joke post.

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
i googled "taping class" cause i have no idea what the gently caress that is, there is a class for properly applying kinesio tape. brb im gonna get my acupuncture degree and prove that draymond is a drat dirty liar based on the flow of his qi

Intruder
Mar 5, 2003

I got a taste for blown saves

Niwrad posted:

Is anyone on that team not a whining bitch?

Javale apologizes to no one

Also I can think of no more successful sports scam than kt tape

Time
Aug 1, 2011

It Was All A Dream

Intruder posted:

Javale apologizes to no one

Also I can think of no more successful sports scam than kt tape

Wrong.

He sure as poo poo apologizes to Mamma McGee

Zogo
Jul 29, 2003

Jimmy Butler is on a good run of 20+ point games for the Bulls:

code:
Player			First		Last		Games
Michael Jordan		12/29/1987	12/6/1988	72
Michael Jordan		11/24/1990	4/19/1991	69
Michael Jordan		12/16/1986	3/13/1987	41
Michael Jordan		2/13/1990	11/6/1990	38
Michael Jordan		12/9/1988	2/24/1989	35
Michael Jordan		3/13/1989	11/18/1989	32
Michael Jordan		11/21/1995	1/23/1996	30
Michael Jordan		3/28/1986	12/12/1986	29
Michael Jordan		12/11/1996	1/30/1997	24
Michael Jordan		1/28/1993	3/24/1993	23
Michael Jordan		2/15/1992	4/1/1992	23
Michael Jordan		12/26/1991	2/11/1992	23
Michael Jordan		12/20/1984	2/12/1985	23
Michael Jordan		3/16/1987	4/16/1987	18
Michael Jordan		3/15/1985	10/26/1985	18
Bob Love		12/19/1970	1/14/1971	15
Michael Jordan		11/9/1996	12/7/1996	14
Michael Jordan		3/30/1993	4/25/1993	14
Michael Jordan		12/29/1992	1/24/1993	14
Michael Jordan		11/22/1989	12/22/1989	14
Orlando Woolridge	4/13/1985	11/19/1985	14
Jimmy Butler		11/7/2016	12/3/2016	13
Artis Gilmore		11/15/1978	12/15/1978	13
Longest since Jordan's streak of 24 in early 1997.

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
power balance had their own arena naming rights, but i guess it's not really that much of a success if you go bankrupt

i actually typed kinesio tape into pubmed and it looks like they're funding a lot of scientific studies...in turkey.

straight up brolic
Jan 31, 2007

After all, I was nice in ball,
Came to practice weed scented
Report card like the speed limit

:homebrew::homebrew::homebrew:

the best thing about that quote is that at no point in it does he mention that he kicked a dude in the loving face

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Dray doesn't deserve to ever beat Kawhi for defensive player cuz he's a dirty kicker
Not like kawhi is known for, I dunno, repeatedly elbowing dudes in the balls or something dray like
Feels like if the league is specifically watching out for a dude like that it should disqualify him over non bitch move players
That's just my humble and unbiased opinion though

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

The Timberwolves are 3-1 in the second half of back to backs this year.

OK

Spite
Jul 27, 2001

Small chance of that...
https://twitter.com/JaValeMcGee34/status/805292458183536640

Javale been hanging out with Kerr.

abuse culture.
Sep 8, 2004
Bruno Caboclo

soggybagel
Aug 6, 2006
The official account of NFL Tackle Phil Loadholt.

Let's talk Football.
What did Draymond do tonight?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=36Io-WULdz4

Lessail
Apr 1, 2011

:cry::cry:
tell me how vgk aren't playing like shit again
:cry::cry:
p.s. help my grapes are so sour!

probably should have tried to stop this earlier but adam silver wants that techbro money

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe
Lol, it's right in front of a ref.

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
Man the Bulls are hot garbage. When this falls apart this year it's going to be fantastic.

ChickenMedium
Sep 2, 2001
Forum Veteran And Professor Emeritus of Condiment Studies

Suspend Draymond Green forever. This is some petulant baby poo poo.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
Lotta kinesiology majors or something itt

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Zogo posted:

Eat everything out of the ground. :rip:

Some garbage is okay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g9UJeeZJ7rg

Strawberry Panda
Nov 4, 2007

Breakfast Defecting, Slow Dick Touching, Root Beer Barreling SwagVP
Going that hard in on something usually means you're a liar and you're trying to convince yourself of your own bullshit. I hope the new CBA has a "No Draymond Greens" provision in it.

EvanTH
Apr 24, 2004

i like to express my inner pain by being really boring on the phone
or just when i'm kickin it
that's me though
i'm kind of oddddddd

Intruder posted:

Also I can think of no more successful sports scam than kt tape

seriously I've never heard of any solid evidence that the poo poo does anything whatsoever? The Knicks are always covered in that stupid poo poo but sometimes they'll play a team where nobody's wearing it and I'm like drat somebody's team probably has smarter trainers

Juaguocio posted:

Jakob "The Austrian Hammer" Poeltl: https://streamable.com/aub6

ahh the Brett Favre "I don't care how it's spelled" rules of name-saying ugh how am I supposed to know it's Pertle

EvanTH fucked around with this message at 16:05 on Dec 4, 2016

Rick
Feb 23, 2004
When I was 17, my father was so stupid, I didn't want to be seen with him in public. When I was 24, I was amazed at how much the old man had learned in just 7 years.
I was really confused around the draft after watching him like a lot during college basketball and everyone saying "Pertle" to suddenly hear the pronunciations people were doing around the draft.

Jack's Flow
Jun 6, 2003

Life, friends, is boring
Green really needs to shut the gently caress up. You know when you were cool and good, Dray? When you played great D did some flexing from time to time and did not show the world your dick. I really don't care whether or not other fans hate you, but stop antagonizing the freaking referees and league officials.

Also, Atlanta should pull the pluck and trade Schröder for Teague. "Yeah, our bad. We picked the wrong dude. Sorry."

edit:

Is Isaiah Thomas really 5'9"? He seems even smaller. Anyway, he's viciously attacking 1990-91 Michael Adams for the title of best single scoring season by a small dude (< 6 feet) ever.

Jack's Flow fucked around with this message at 10:55 on Dec 4, 2016

chunkles
Aug 14, 2005

i am completely immersed in darkness
as i turn my body away from the sun
I pronounce it Jacob Pole-ettle. Dwy-ane Wade. This post brought to you by the phonics committee.

Hand Knit
Oct 24, 2005

Beer Loses more than a game Sunday ...
We lost our Captain, our Teammate, our Friend Kelly Calabro...
Rest in Peace my friend you will be greatly missed..
The raptors have won their last two games by a combined 77 points.

They're also now tied for first with Cleveland, whom they play Monday.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
Is there a Vine of JaVale inbounding the ball for the opposing team? Thanks in advance.

Cool Buff Man
Jul 30, 2006

bitch

Henchman of Santa posted:

Is there a Vine of JaVale inbounding the ball for the opposing team? Thanks in advance.

For a second i thought you were making gay porno euphemisms but it turns out this happened

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q-RLQd8bZCk

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Draymond
https://twitter.com/ChrisBHaynes/status/805299116427198464

Bashez
Jul 19, 2004

:10bux:
I like the Warriors. I like Steph, I like Durant.

I hate Draymond. I want them to fail so hard and I want him to implode in a fantastic fashion. I want him to fail not just at basketball but at life.

I don't think I've ever felt this strongly about someone before.

MOVIE MAJICK
Jan 4, 2012

by Pragmatica

Dexo posted:

Man the Bulls are hot garbage. When this falls apart this year it's going to be fantastic.

Does getting blown out by the Mavs complete negate the good feels from the Cavs win?

Dexo
Aug 15, 2009

A city that was to live by night after the wilderness had passed. A city that was to forge out of steel and blood-red neon its own peculiar wilderness.
What feel good?

The Bulls beat *insert LeBron team here* all the goddamn time in the regular season...

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Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

🤌🤌🤌
The solution isn't to suspend Draymond, it's to introduce a competitive goon in his division. We need some other cheap shot artist to mug the gently caress outta him. Does Lambieer's son play?

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