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davidspackage
May 16, 2007

Nap Ghost
Ronan would be the worst roommate. "I accuse you, Jeff, of leaving this sock on the floor of the common room!" "I accuse you, Kevin, of not doing the dishes even though it was your turn!"

Okay Ronan, you have a point, no need to be such a dick about it. Oh great, you smashed the XBox with your giant hammer.

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Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister


Synthbuttrange posted:



I accuse this comic of being ridiculous!

Now I wish Namor had gotten mad at a dog and a barrel in his arc.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

What a crappy Kree, not knowing who Thor is. He's a freaking prince in a major galactic political power.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


This entire Earthling Diner is out of order!

Mulva
Sep 13, 2011
It's about time for my once per decade ban for being a consistently terrible poster.

The MSJ posted:

What a crappy Kree, not knowing who Thor is. He's a freaking prince in a major galactic political power.

Nah, he's a god in the comics. And I mean nobody loving worships Thor anymore, so that makes him a loser god on a backwards hick planet. Why would a space cop know that sort of poo poo?

Lurdiak
Feb 26, 2006

I believe in a universe that doesn't care, and people that do.


Until very recently, Asgard didn't even exist in the same dimension as earth, there's no reason for the Kree to have any idea who the hell he is until he knocks their teeth out in an Avengers scuffle.

CapnAndy
Feb 27, 2004

Some teeth long for ripping, gleaming wet from black dog gums. So you keep your eyes closed at the end. You don't want to see such a mouth up close. before the bite, before its oblivion in the goring of your soft parts, the speckled lips will curl back in a whinny of excitement. You just know it.

Synthbuttrange posted:



I accuse this comic of being ridiculous!
Ronan have you considered, like, just actually asking for what you want first? Even once?

ImpAtom
May 24, 2007

CapnAndy posted:

Ronan have you considered, like, just actually asking for what you want first? Even once?

He's Ronan the Accuser, not Ronan the Asker.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

CapnAndy posted:

Ronan have you considered, like, just actually asking for what you want first? Even once?

Uhh he did ask where it was.

SilverSupernova
Feb 1, 2013

Ronan accuses this entire thread of ignorance!

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
"You know what it is I seek! I sent a message requesting the device to the leaders of your Eartg, and-"
"Earth."
"What?"
"With an H."
"You seek to trick Ronan! Surely this is Eartg!"

Mirage
Oct 27, 2000

All is for the best, in this, the best of all possible worlds
"I also accuse this police officer ... of GETTING JUST A LITTLE TOO TOUCHY-FEELY! BOUNDARIES, puny Earthling!"

ColdPie
Jun 9, 2006

joehonkie
Jan 12, 2006

I'm a member of STARS.

Amazing! Spectacular!

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007



Oh 'Sarge' is his name.

Ikasuhito
Sep 29, 2013

Haram as Fuck.

Synthbuttrange posted:



Oh 'Sarge' is his name.

Was.

gimme the GOD DAMN candy
Jul 1, 2007
it was very polite of him to see them to the door

Manatee Cannon
Aug 26, 2010



sarge will turn out to have been hercules' secret identity

FronzelNeekburm
Jun 1, 2001

STOP, MORTTIME
These flavors don't run.

Ponsonby Britt
Mar 13, 2006
I think you mean, why is there silverware in the pancake drawer? Wassup?

SilverSupernova posted:

Ronan accuses this entire thread of ignorance!

IGNORE ME!

dordreff
Jul 16, 2013

Synthbuttrange posted:



Oh 'Sarge' is his name.

aww the little man is angry

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

dordreff posted:

aww the little man is angry

Sarges are tough.

Edit:
Somehow I missed this and thank you for making my dreams come true.

Push El Burrito fucked around with this message at 20:18 on Dec 3, 2016

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
can ronan beat a retired us marine? find out next time!

Kwyndig
Sep 23, 2006

Heeeeeey


Synthbuttrange posted:



Oh 'Sarge' is his name.


Kwyndig posted:

Weekday colorist can't even agree with himself now.

This is Sarge's third hair color in as many appearances.

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

Ugh stop posting photoshops I can't recognize what's fake and what's real.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!



This had me until the last panel. I feel dumb enough to live in the Newsiverse.

Woebin
Feb 6, 2006

Syncopated posted:

Ugh stop posting photoshops I can't recognize what's fake and what's real.
Absolutely don't stop, they're the best thing about this thread.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Its obviously a fake because the panels arent all stretched out.


LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A GUNHAMMER

joehonkie
Jan 12, 2006

I'm a member of STARS.
IT ACTUALLY MIGHT! is probably my favorite "next" in the whole of this series.

Psychedelicatessen
Feb 17, 2012

joehonkie posted:

IT ACTUALLY MIGHT! is probably my favorite "next" in the whole of this series.

"Next:" might be my favorite marvel character at this point.

JacquelineDempsey
Aug 6, 2008

Women's Circuit Bender Union Local 34



Synthbuttrange posted:

Its obviously a fake because the panels arent all stretched out.


LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A GUNHAMMER

Ever since you mentioned noticing that first panel looking like Spidey just lost some change under the bus, I crack up.

NEXT: Spidey drops a quarter down a storm drain, rips up a city block of sidewalk!
NEXT: MJ notices a stray kitten sitting under a truck; can Peter flip over the semi in time??
NEXT: PARALLEL PARKING PERIL

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

joehonkie posted:

IT ACTUALLY MIGHT! is probably my favorite "next" in the whole of this series.

Haha gently caress yes, it's amazing.

I love that the narrator for this whole trip has been trying to warn Peter what a terrible loving idea everything he does is.

Yvonmukluk
Oct 10, 2012

Everything is Sinister



You are Jay Pinkerton and I claim my five pounds.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


This was amazing and I thank you for it.

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

Why does this comic's Sunday strips always have such huge gutters?

joehonkie
Jan 12, 2006

I'm a member of STARS.

Bongo Bill posted:

Why does this comic's Sunday strips always have such huge gutters?

It had to be reformatted to fit a few possible shapes and sizes based on the specific paper.

Bongo Bill
Jan 17, 2012

joehonkie posted:

It had to be reformatted to fit a few possible shapes and sizes based on the specific paper.

Okay, thank you.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Why does no other Sunday strip have them?

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I AM GRANDO
Aug 20, 2006

In print you just see the orientation chosen by that paper's editor. It's possible that Stan/his brother-in-law and Saviuk don't provide a finalized one for the king features site, while others do.

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