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That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick

OldTennisCourt posted:

~Baron Corbin's bald head appears in a tube~

KALLISTO GET ME FIVE TEENAGERS WITH ATTITUDE

~Kallisto in a robot costume paces around~

AY-YI-YI-YI! ~he breaks his knees~

Hahahaha

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a.lo
Sep 12, 2009

baron corbin......winner of andre the giant

Calax
Oct 5, 2011

Are they seriously having Baron set everything up for Kalisto to capitalize on?

Yup... yup they are...

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

wow i figured that was the finish

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
did kalisto just do a jeff hardy thing? awesome.

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

Jerusalem posted:

Corbin just has OCD and wants the chairs to be set up symmetrically.

You'd think he'd be better at kicking out with that internal metronome

Trip Larsen
Oct 4, 2006

My great-grandfather started Larsen Pork Products with little more than three pigs and a killing hammer. Today, I'm proud to say, we kill more pigs than pig hepatitis.
This match is actually quite good

NutritiousSnack
Jul 12, 2011

Stop trying to fix up his hosed up face, not working

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)


drat that was pretty good

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy

Food Court Druid posted:

Baron Corbin is the guy who always plays Chaotic Neutral characters and starts fights with other party members.

Yep There you go.

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

That Which Squeaks posted:

I think it was Dusty who said Baron had that "Yeah, I work out sometimes" look.

It was Scott Hall, no? He also attributed Corbin's successful heel turn to people finally realizing he's actually an rear end in a top hat.

Delsaber
Oct 1, 2013

This may or may not be correct.

Baron Corbin is going through his feng shui phase.

bartok
May 10, 2006



This match isn't terrible

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
Good spot.

The Landstander
Apr 20, 2004

I stand on land.

This is all I can think during any Corbin match

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
holy jesus this match has picked up

DeepDickPizza
Oct 11, 2012

THREE TIME! THREE TIME!
They set up so many chairs for that dumb, bad spot.

dordreff
Jul 16, 2013
Kalisto has a nicer rear end, thus I want him to beat Baron Borcin

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



that deep sex was loving nuts

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

i still think deep six is a better finisher than end of days

StarkRavingMad
Sep 27, 2001


Yams Fan
https://twitter.com/LuchaMax/status/805592490858397696

wagnike2
May 31, 2007

Lucha LaBOOM
Ouch Kalisto.

Spiffster
Oct 7, 2009

I'm good... I Haven't slept for a solid 83 hours, but yeah... I'm good...


Lipstick Apathy
Nice counter drat.

also what the hell is with his wing armband :wtc:

Nilbop
Jun 5, 2004

Looks like someone forgot his hardhat...

Spiffster posted:

Yep There you go.

CharName: Logan Raisedbywolves

Jackie D
May 27, 2009

Democracy is like a tambourine - not everyone can be trusted with it.


This is good

Arsonist Daria
Feb 27, 2011

Requiescat in pace.
stop bullying these chairs corbin

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
BARTON KORBINE WITH THE SLAMMAJAM ON THE OUTSIDE


STRAWBERRY JAM COMES SPEWIN OUT OF KALLISTOS MASK

Basic Chunnel
Sep 21, 2010

Jesus! Jesus Christ! Say his name! Jesus! Jesus! Come down now!

dromal phrenia posted:

so are DB and the miz good friends IRL?
They have a shoot un-friendship

DoctorGonzo
Jul 25, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I wish someone would just kick Otunga rear end. He is useless.

SaberToothedPie
Dec 24, 2012

The #RXT REVOLUTION has two words for ya..
SCOOP IT!


:frolf:

he knows...
Kalisto is really really good.

RacistGuidingLight
Apr 5, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Match is cool.

Sir Tonk
Apr 18, 2006
Young Orc

VJeff posted:

Best modern entrances in no particular order: Corbin, Nakamura, Bayley, Asuka, Roode, AJ.

Cesaro

Dias
Feb 20, 2011

by sebmojo
corbin's sad belly face is like finn balor's demon it can only come out for special matches

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
"Lemme borrow a bunch of chairs." - the loan wolf

dromal phrenia
Feb 22, 2004

intoxicated with cruelty? the gently caress?

Mons Hubris
Aug 29, 2004

fanci flup :)



Cesaro is great but nah

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



he's making him a bed because it's time for the END OF THE DAY

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Abroham Lincoln posted:

that deep sex was loving nuts

hell yeah

GenericMartini
Oct 22, 2012

AYYYYY PAPI
Corbin so pissed he couldn't see Kalisto leave.

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bartok
May 10, 2006



dromal phrenia posted:

i still think deep six is a better finisher than end of days

I just want Corbin to name the finisher after a better Schwarzenegger movie.

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