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I'll be the daily status meeting invite sent from an iPad which somehow gets exchange all hosed up and prompts each day for all attendees except the organizer to accept the meeting
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fine ill be the meeting that sends a cancelation email to remove it from your calendar after you already declined it
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Dec 5, 2016 06:10
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ill be the meeting minutes from the meeting you thought was cancelled that are hilariously slanted against you because you weren't there
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Dec 5, 2016 12:56
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im the recurring meeting scheduled every monday for the past 2 months and the next indefinitely that we've never held but instead received cancellation notices for the day of between 2 hours before and 5 minutes after the start time
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Dec 5, 2016 15:12
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this is our weekly stand up meeting for this project. we've literally never had it.
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Dec 5, 2016 15:12
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just listen to Stand Up by Ludacris instead
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Dec 5, 2016 15:18
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ah speaking of dial ins, my boss just sent an email out to the whole team asking that everyone attend our project status meeting in person cuz i assume he's entirely ignorant of the fact that almost everyone who dials in does so cuz they're remote mondays, and a t minus 30 minutes request that they show up is futile.
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Dec 5, 2016 15:24
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Bloody posted:this is our weekly stand up meeting for this project. we've literally never had it. also the project doesn't exist except for in the mind of a single pm
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Dec 5, 2016 15:25
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mishaq posted:also the project doesn't exist except for in the mind of a single pm lol if only. ive worked on it full-time for years
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Dec 5, 2016 15:25
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Bloody posted:lol if only. ive worked on it full-time for years so, it's you... it only exists in your mind
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Dec 5, 2016 15:26
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Iridium posted:ah speaking of dial ins, my boss just sent an email out to the whole team asking that everyone attend our project status meeting in person update, the same normal group is here regardless / on the phone regardless. apparently there's a critical outage with one of our systems keeping everyone else out anyway. i can feel the saltiness radiating off my boss from across the room.
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Dec 5, 2016 16:08
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ah good. 10:30 meeting, which was scheduled 2 hours ago, has been canceled
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Dec 5, 2016 16:14
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"Ok, any notes?" "Yeah, so, folks on the phone, everyone that can see this screen... can they see your screen?" "Yeah, they can... I think they... oh, no I never set up the sharing." <5 minutes of silence as we get the screen sharing set up> "Ok, any questions? No? Ok, good meeting."
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Dec 5, 2016 16:36
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terrifying thing heard on webex no. 27763c: "I think we can map out every use case cleanly."
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Dec 5, 2016 19:16
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duTrieux. posted:terrifying thing heard on webex no. 27763c: lmfao
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Dec 5, 2016 20:40
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New C Level held and in person all-hands meeting that was (a) delayed because of issues with WebEx, despite being an in person meeting and (b) still also somehow featured one person who was working from home in a tank top, caught on webcam by accident
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Dec 6, 2016 00:53
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issues with webex? now i've heard everything
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Dec 6, 2016 01:56
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is it web-x or we-bex?
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Dec 6, 2016 03:36
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it's actually "weeb", the X is silent
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Dec 6, 2016 03:42
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duTrieux. posted:it's actually "weeaboo", the X is silent
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Dec 6, 2016 03:48
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webx gon' give it to ya
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Dec 6, 2016 04:11
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i'm the outlook meeting notification for a meeting three years ago that only appears in the webmail
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Dec 6, 2016 05:39
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oh you can try dismissing or cancelling me, but if for some reason you get on the outlook web interface again, i'll be there. better show up. you're now 3 years 1 day overdue.
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Dec 6, 2016 05:41
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Fanged Lawn Wormy posted:i'm the outlook meeting notification for a meeting three years ago that only appears in the webmail im the opposite, the meeting from weeks ago that you can't dismiss except in webmail
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Dec 6, 2016 07:48
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I'm the meeting scheduled at 12 20 for 12 30 that gets me a call while I'm getting lunch, like a normal human
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Dec 6, 2016 14:24
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im the meeting invite from tom shitfucker at 5am
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Dec 6, 2016 14:26
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8 people on a webex call in an open plan office and nobody can figure out how to mute themselves or is capable of seeing their speaker icon blaring away and not realise that the noise is their problem
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Dec 6, 2016 15:21
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it's me, the person playing with their cat on camera and not paying attention to this meeting your fault for expecting me to have my camera on
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Dec 6, 2016 15:31
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minivanmegafun posted:it's me, the person playing with their cat on camera and not paying attention to this meeting I did this yesterday and one of my coworkers messaged me on slack and demand I pet my cat more during the meeting
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Dec 6, 2016 15:36
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Tatsujin posted:I did this yesterday and one of my coworkers messaged me on slack and demand I pet my cat more during the meeting good coworker
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Dec 6, 2016 15:53
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we have a big deployment into our prod environment this weekend. they've been warning us that we'll need to be available for the weekend for a while so it's no surprise and everyone had been making plans to deal with it. meanwhile my wife's parents are going to be in town, and while i don't need to spend a lot of time with them (thankfully), i still need to be around. since i'm not one of the hands-on people for this session i'd planned to be on email and call in if they really need me. but they decided to use this morning's scrum call to announce to everyone that they're expected to be in the office for it. one, lol two, the people doing actual work are: our prod server guy, and the vendor's tech guys who are in minneapolis and would be remote anyway. anyone else who would be involved would be advisory only, as in, over the phone. three, someone actually suggested being together for it would be good for 'team building'. last time we were required by my boss in particular to come in on weekends to work on a project, it took two months of wasted weekends, was a massive clusterfuck, and openly destroyed one of the best partnerships between a pair of devs in the office who, six years later, still hate one another. so, good times, brilliant leadership. i pity the operations guy who will be there alone with two PMs and at least two middle managers.
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Dec 6, 2016 16:07
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Tatsujin posted:I did this yesterday and one of my coworkers messaged me on slack and demand I pet my cat more during the meeting this doesn't belong itt because it is good
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Dec 6, 2016 16:23
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Mad Wack posted:im the meeting invite from tom shitfucker at 5am lol this happens all the time just fyi, Tom, you scheduled your meeting for 5am yes I know. it was the only time everyone was available
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Dec 6, 2016 17:38
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this is the bolero of webex. everyone started off confused and whispering and over an hour grew to everyone yelling over each other while I'm just sipping coconut rum & laughing I still don't even know what this meeting was supposed to be about
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Dec 6, 2016 17:41
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oh my god someone physically printed example transaction xml, highlighted and marked it with a pen, took a picture of it, and is now sharing his view of the preview application to show us it
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Dec 6, 2016 18:00
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wtf somehow we have the original papers he marked here in the meeting room but he's in Chicago so everyone is yelling at him that opening the pictures isn't necessary but he's doing it anyway
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Dec 6, 2016 18:02
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there are now two simultaneous webexes in the same meeting room. I've completely lost track of what's going on
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Dec 6, 2016 18:05
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lmfao at the above, this is fantastic
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Dec 6, 2016 18:06
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this thread represents the core of everything yospos is.
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Rex-Goliath posted:there are now two simultaneous webexes in the same meeting room. I've completely lost track of what's going on sounds like it's time for thunderdome rules
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