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Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

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Video Nasty
Jun 17, 2003

a pro snipe

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NeoHentaiMaster
Jul 13, 2004
More well adjusted then you'd think.

the shame of being turned gay by seeing a gross vag instead of seeing a hot cock.

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



NeoHentaiMaster posted:

the shame of being turned gay by seeing a gross vag instead of seeing a hot cock.

these chuck tingles are getting wordy

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.
if they have this guy so dead to rights, how loving lazy are these cops

SuddenExpire
Jun 29, 2005

expired...

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Syncopated posted:

more like hello.jpg old friend

reminder that goatkcd.com is always funny and Rufo's masterpiece.

LUBE UP YOUR BUTT
Jun 30, 2008

Kenny Logins posted:

if they have this guy so dead to rights, how loving lazy are these cops

21st century version of 'come out with your hands up or we're coming in'

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

Kenny Logins posted:

if they have this guy so dead to rights, how loving lazy are these cops

quadman is white & middle class

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

quadman is white & middle class
i'm going to go w/ this

alternately, he's related to someone at the station, or an ex-cop

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



nah they just wanna bust a guy for voyeurism on Christmas in front of his family

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



bustin makes us feel good ~orem police department

Syncopated
Oct 21, 2010

Hello Spaceman posted:

hello.jpg my old friend
you've come to shock us once again
it is an vision of something gaping
we all fixate on the ring
it's a vision that was shared on IRC
"lol it's goatse"
and straight after, stunned silence

i closed the tab, the damage done
I'd stared inside an old man's bum
close my eyes I can't erase it
I really wish it was the lotus pod tit
my eyes were stabbed by the flash of your red colon
and flaccid dong
a nauseous gasp; stunned silence

you stand there naked rear end cheeks aspread
eight fingers – one was wed
people stare without speaking
they'd rather see tubgirl streaking
we would rather see any other link be shared
than your rear end bared
i clicked goatse. stunned silence.

fools today
they do not know, a stretched rear end is such a show
these modern memes they will not teach you
the originals were all home brew
image macros, god drat this internet hell
i sit and cry
in mom's basement

somewhere online a day's been made
when that red anus was displayed
someone clicked a link without warning
now they sit crying and mourning
it should have said
"not safe for work in a million years"
but no one hears
your stunned silence
lomarf

now record and put it online

Asymmetric POSTer
Aug 17, 2005

NoneMoreNegative posted:

quadman is white & middle class

PokeJoe
Aug 24, 2004

hail cgatan


Cat Face Joe posted:

bustin makes us feel good ~orem police department

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=roUOBx8m9Yc

ol qwerty bastard
Dec 13, 2005

If you want something done, do it yourself!

not gonna check the youtube comments but guaranteed there's someone there accusing this guy of animal abuse

duTrieux.
Oct 9, 2003

NoneMoreNegative posted:

quadman is white & middle class

Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



ol qwerty bastard posted:

not gonna check the youtube comments but guaranteed there's someone there accusing this guy of animal abuse

lol if u don't constantly wake up ur sleeping pets to harass them

Kenny Logins
Jan 11, 2011

EVERY MORNING I WAKE UP AND OPEN PALM SLAM A WHITE WHALE INTO THE PEQUOD. IT'S HELL'S HEART AND RIGHT THEN AND THERE I STRIKE AT THEE ALONGSIDE WITH THE MAIN CHARACTER, ISHMAEL.

LUBE UP YOUR BUTT posted:

21st century version of 'come out with your hands up or we're coming in'
you might say that since they captured his drone, he's not a flight risk

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


hehe i watched this last night

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
lmao someone shot up a pizza place because of the pizzagate thing

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004

SmokaDustbowl posted:

lmao someone shot up a pizza place because of the pizzagate thing

holy poo poo

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

ArmZ posted:

holy poo poo

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/local/wp/2016/12/04/d-c-police-respond-to-report-of-a-man-with-a-gun-at-comet-ping-pong-restaurant/

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


The report says in addition to the weapons, police seized a folding knife, a T-shirt, a hooded sweatshirt and denim blue jeans.

Where is zimmerman when you need him???

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

ArmZ posted:

The report says in addition to the weapons, police seized a folding knife, a T-shirt, a hooded sweatshirt and denim blue jeans.

Where is zimmerman when you need him???

“I make coffee and breakfast burritos for a living. This is out of our league.”

lmao

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


Kenny Logins posted:

you might say that since they captured his drone, he's not a flight risk

:prepop:

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

ArmZ posted:

The report says in addition to the weapons, police seized a folding knife, a T-shirt, a hooded sweatshirt and denim blue jeans.

Where is zimmerman when you need him???

he never bought into pizzagate b/c you can't flim flam the zim zam

GATOS Y VATOS
Aug 22, 2002


more like zimmerman is more interested in beating his girlfriend and shooting black teenagers than worrying about fake pedophile rings. he has his priorities.

FMguru
Sep 10, 2003

peed on;
sexually
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrl2cKzGMGs

the bsd boys
Aug 8, 2011
Probation
Can't post for 365 days!
https://vine.co/v/OeVv1tWOJxa

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
holy motherfuck my building manager hosed up my lease so I got an eviction notice. I just got off the phone with the big wigs and they're going to fix it and I've got to sign a new lease and poo poo


tis the season

ArmedZombie
Jun 6, 2004


lol

Radio Paranoia
Jun 27, 2010

It is now safe to turn off your computer.

SmokaDustbowl posted:

holy motherfuck my building manager hosed up my lease so I got an eviction notice. I just got off the phone with the big wigs and they're going to fix it and I've got to sign a new lease and poo poo


tis the season

stay homed anime weed cat

Stymie
Jan 9, 2001

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

the whole pizzagate thing reeks of next-level swatting

like someone or something at that pizza joint pissed off a redditor and they ginned up the story to harass that pizza place out of business

Improbable Lobster
Jan 6, 2012

"From each according to his ability" said Ares. It sounded like a quotation.
Buglord

Radio Paranoia posted:

stay homed anime weed cat

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

Radio Paranoia posted:

stay homed anime weed cat

I just got off the phone about it and it's getting sorted. the person I was talking to went through my file and was like "yeah that's not right"

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Cat Face Joe
Feb 20, 2005

goth vegan crossfit mom who vapes



SmokaDustbowl posted:

holy motherfuck my building manager hosed up my lease so I got an eviction notice. I just got off the phone with the big wigs and they're going to fix it and I've got to sign a new lease and poo poo


tis the season

lol u got played




enjoy ur rent increase

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