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I really, REALLY want there to be a Fugitive-style TV show where Hillary hikes from small town to small town, fleeing the press and her former allies who are out for her blood, solving problems and just lending a hand, learning a few lessons about humility and life and love in the process. There could be an episode where she's handcuffed to Bernie Sanders while they're both fleeing from Jill Stein's Apocalyptic Army Of The Night, and they have to figure out how to work together to survive. THE WANDERING ABUELA: AN ED BALLS/BERNIE PORN CO-PRODUCTION
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the threshold for poe's law is actually really low these days and considering twitter there are really more people that consistently stupid
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Dec 6, 2016 01:20
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Joe Biden is bad at campaigning, but his numbers go up once he's in office! Besides, he's one of the most qualified candidates to ever run for president.
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Dec 6, 2016 01:21
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joe is great at campaigning what is wrong with you
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Dec 6, 2016 01:22
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Ace of Baes posted:Joe Biden is bad at campaigning, but his numbers go up once he's in office! Besides, he's one of the most qualified candidates to ever run for president. has he ever written a email or had a scandal tho
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Dec 6, 2016 01:22
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diamond joe repeatedly slamming paul ryan's face into the debate desk is still the highlight of the last 10 years and don't believe people if they say "that didn't happen", it was all cut out in post
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Dec 6, 2016 01:22
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logikv9 posted:joe is great at campaigning what is wrong with you Admittedly not great at campaigning for President.
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Dec 6, 2016 01:22
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logikv9 posted:joe is great at campaigning what is wrong with you he plagiarized a thing once and he lost a primary to barack superallah obama idk how much our past data on him is relevant here in the citric timeline
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Dec 6, 2016 01:24
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diamond joe is pretty good for getting right-ish white people onboard, so we ought to keep him around but he's too old and too centrist for my tastes
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Dec 6, 2016 01:25
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Serf posted:diamond joe is pretty good for getting right-ish white people onboard, so we ought to keep him around but he's too old and too centrist for my tastes yeah, if we say yes to joe then might as well just go straight to bernie 2020 because they're pretty close in age, i believe.
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Dec 6, 2016 01:25
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seems like the establishment wants to clear the field. again.
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Dec 6, 2016 01:26
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logikv9 posted:joe is great at campaigning what is wrong with you Yeah he's genuinely cool & charismatic and has a history of winning real races even though he got toasted every time he tried to run for President. Wikipedia posted:Biden's entry into the 1972 U.S. Senate election in Delaware presented a unique circumstance. Longtime Delaware political figure and Republican incumbent Senator J. Caleb Boggs was considering retirement, which would likely have left U.S. Representative Pete du Pont and Wilmington Mayor Harry G. Haskell Jr. in a divisive primary fight. To avoid that, U.S. President Richard M. Nixon helped convince Boggs to run again with full party support.[42] No other Democrat wanted to run against Boggs.[17] Biden's campaign had virtually no money and was given no chance of winning.[12] It was managed by his sister Valerie Biden Owens (who would go on to manage his future campaigns as well) and staffed by other members of his family, and relied upon handed-out newsprint position papers and meeting voters face-to-face;[43] the small size of the state and lack of a major media market made the approach feasible.[38] Biden did receive some assistance from the AFL-CIO and Democratic pollster Patrick Caddell.[17] Biden's campaign issues focused on withdrawal from Vietnam, the environment, civil rights, mass transit, more equitable taxation, health care, the public's dissatisfaction with politics-as-usual, and "change".[17][43] During the summer, Biden trailed by almost 30 percentage points,[17] but his energy level, his attractive young family, and his ability to connect with voters' emotions gave the surging Biden an advantage over the ready-to-retire Boggs.[14] Biden won the November 7, 1972, election in an upset by a margin of 3,162 votes.[43]
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Dec 6, 2016 01:27
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what would help the DNC more is getting some young progressive blood in DNC office isn't one of the easiest things to get into compared to the GOP though, which is a big issue
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Dec 6, 2016 01:27
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Joe Biden needs to fade into the darkness
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logikv9 posted:yeah, if we say yes to joe then might as well just go straight to bernie 2020 because they're pretty close in age, i believe. and even during this election they were bringing up how old Clinton and Trump are. that's gonna be important later on we don't want Reagan or Wilson happening again
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Dec 6, 2016 01:28
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If Diamond Joe is who we need to get the Republicans out, then I'm OK with it.
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Dec 6, 2016 01:29
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Serf posted:and even during this election they were bringing up how old Clinton and Trump are. that's gonna be important later on What, Woodrow? What was the issue there?
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Dec 6, 2016 01:34
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Ideally Joe will run in 2020 and be soundly defeated in the primary by a young & hip up-and-comer, then sign on as their VP.
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Dec 6, 2016 01:34
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Fulchrum posted:What, Woodrow? What was the issue there? He had a stroke in 1919 and his wife basically ran things until he left office. Probably a contributing factor to why America failed to join the League of Nations.
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Dec 6, 2016 01:37
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Venom Snake posted:So quick question to all our resident leftists and communists. Whats your take on churches as bases for community organizing? They are big in the black community and in rural area's but I know religion is a touchy subject for the left. crazy cloud posted:Good enough for Reverend MLK Jr, good enough for me. There's nothing more powerful than the church as bases for community organizing, and there's little more radicalizing leftist material out there than the extremely humanist and antimaterialist teachings attributed to Jesus. Churches are great. Church leadership not always. jesus is good and my friend he helped the meek and the downtrodden and the dems should aspire to his example
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Dec 6, 2016 01:42
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Serf posted:He had a stroke in 1919 and his wife basically ran things until he left office. Probably a contributing factor to why America failed to join the League of Nations. Fair enough. Though her influence giving us women's suffrage could still be seen as a positive impact.
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Dec 6, 2016 01:44
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Disregarding churches out of hand would be a serious mistake for the left. They are an excellent organization base, and fundamentalist tripe notwithstanding, often exhibit sympathetic values.
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Dec 6, 2016 01:44
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Zikan posted:https://twitter.com/CNBCnow/status/805924678153936900 god damnit uncle joe where were you in december last year?
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Dec 6, 2016 01:46
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Fulchrum posted:Fair enough. Though her influence giving us women's suffrage could still be seen as a positive impact. Oh yeah, I'm not disparaging her performance. But we did pretty much come up with the 25th Amendment to define what would happen in case this went down again because of Wilson. I like my Presidents hale and hearty. Real and strong and my friend.
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Dec 6, 2016 01:45
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Serf posted:Oh yeah, I'm not disparaging her performance. But we did pretty much come up with the 25th Amendment to define what would happen in case this went down again because of Wilson. gonna be real interesting to see if Trump actually makes it through a term (or god forbid two) without his heart exploding
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Dec 6, 2016 01:48
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I'd like to give up on reading the news and just dissapear into the world of Pokemon now, thanks.
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Dec 6, 2016 01:48
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Venom Snake posted:So quick question to all our resident leftists and communists. Whats your take on churches as bases for community organizing? They are big in the black community and in rural area's but I know religion is a touchy subject for the left. Born-again white protestantism(slash prosperity gospel) is essentially a death cult dolled up with jesus in a reagan mask, and is essentially a lost cause. The black and latinx churches(slash liberation theology) do a bunch of legitimately excellent could be our greatest allies if we figure out how to deprogram the lgbt-phobia from them.
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Dec 6, 2016 01:49
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Mirthless posted:gonna be real interesting to see if Trump actually makes it through a term (or god forbid two) without his heart exploding maybe you didn't see that note from this man  said Trump was the healthiest man to ever run for president?? like at least as healthy as six horses
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Dec 6, 2016 01:49
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Bushiz posted:Born-again white protestantism(slash prosperity gospel) is essentially a death cult dolled up with jesus in a reagan mask, and is essentially a lost cause. The black and latinx churches(slash liberation theology) do a bunch of legitimately excellent could be our greatest allies if we figure out how to deprogram the lgbt-phobia from them. Yeah this. I'm fine with whatever people want to do on Sunday mornings right up until they try turning it into a loving political platform.
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Dec 6, 2016 01:51
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maybe he should have run in 2016?
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Dec 6, 2016 01:52
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100 degrees Calcium posted:Disregarding churches out of hand would be a serious mistake for the left. They are an excellent organization base, and fundamentalist tripe notwithstanding, often exhibit sympathetic values. Yeah there are cool churches around. Unitarians and such. Joe Biden should prepare for 2020 by traveling the country and challenging promising young Democrats to a "being cool-competition" then grooming the winners for leadership positions. They can spend the day with Bernie then spend nights with Biden. Warren gets them on weekends. Corey Booker isn't allowed to ever see them. Actually gently caress it, let's go full reality TV show and produce "So you want to be the next President?" Contestants can compete in community organizing; crafting simple, progressive tax plans; protesting environmentally disastrous Trump plans; and giving rip-roaring speeches judged by how hard the crowd riots afterwards. Then the winner gets to compete in the primaries. That way we don't have to commit fully to the winner if they're not working out.
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Dec 6, 2016 01:52
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this is some of the dumbest poo poo ive ever read in my life
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Dec 6, 2016 01:52
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Dec 6, 2016 01:54
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Karl Barks posted:maybe he should have run in 2016? he absolutely should have and I understand completely why he didn't but now I can't imagine what he feels knowing that he could have moonwalked all over Trump
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Dec 6, 2016 01:57
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Baloogan posted:this is some of the dumbest poo poo ive ever read in my life Donald Trump is president all bets are off on dumb poo poo working
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Dec 6, 2016 02:00
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"the democratic party has to steer leftwards and purge the party of the old blood!" "oh poo poo, joe biden might run? SIGN ME UP"
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Dec 6, 2016 02:02
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comingafteryouall posted:Yeah there are cool churches around. Unitarians and such. Right now the Episcopal church has gotten fairly far left as far as churches go. It's why I posed the question.
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Dec 6, 2016 02:05
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RENEGADE CUCKSKY posted:"the democratic party has to steer leftwards and purge the party of the old blood!"
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Mirthless posted:god damnit uncle joe where were you in december last year? This. I may love comrade Bernie but Uncle Joe always has a place in my heart.
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Crowsbeak posted:I may love comrade Bernie but Uncle Joe always has a place in my heart. That and I really, really want more Diamond Joe stories from The Onion.
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