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byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Fallen Hamprince posted:

rome didnt have nukes

well have we got a present for ol frankie bighat


right here in our ed balls

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Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
lol if you are worried about trump. lol if you aren't worried about trump. lol just lol

AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009

to this

Neo-conservatism: not even once

AceRimmer fucked around with this message at 07:51 on Dec 6, 2016

Trumpenproletariat
Nov 26, 2016

by zen death robot
i was thinking of picking up a .22 AR-15 for the workers revolution. I only shoot .22's because they're small and scrappy but unite to get the job done just like me and other members of the working class

Nichael posted:

"Both sides are bad!"

There is no "both sides", fool. There are our rulers, and they demand neoliberal capitalism, and it is given to them by whichever political party is in power because that is just a shell game.

If Obama had actually delivered on UHC and a higher minimum wage and fought for the american worker instead of being a corporate stooge then trying to handover to an even less likable corporate stooge, donald trump would not be president right now.

Neoliberal capitalism will continue to yield ever shittier results. A choice between a weak amelioration of its worst aspects or gung-ho getting hosed is no real choice at all. Only by changing the system can we save ourselves.

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Trumpenproletariat posted:

i was thinking of picking up a .22 AR-15 for the workers revolution


There is no "both sides", fool. There are our rulers, and they demand neoliberal capitalism, and it is given to them by whichever political party is in power because that is just a shell game.

If Obama had actually delivered on UHC and a higher minimum wage and fought for the american worker instead of being a corporate stooge then trying to handover to an even less likable corporate stooge, donald trump would not be president right now.

Neoliberal capitalism will continue to yield ever shittier results. A choice between a weak amelioration of its worst aspects or gung-ho getting hosed is no real choice at all. Only by changing the system can we save ourselves.

well if your plan was to change the system negatively in every way then donald j trump is your man for the job

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



no u see mnunchin is exactly the same as sanders would be ergo furthermore

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

Trumpenproletariat posted:

If only Hillary Clinton had won, the world would be fine right now and would definitely not be heading towards war, neofeudalism and famine nosiree

Why exactly should I be mad at Trump instead of the scumbags who led directly to his election: Reagan, Bush, Clinton, Bush, Obama, Clinton. All of them would be executed in a just world. Their full thrusting of neoliberalism down the american throat led to this and now we're vomiting up trump back in their faces.

Yes, that is very similar to the "What if he negs Romney at the last minute?" guys. You've got the Trumpkin voice down very well. Can you believe it? They really believe this stuff!

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

"surely when things get as bad as possible people will see the value of [my belief]" - accelerationists, ignoring the exact opposite thing happening

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!
haha a .22 ar is such a loving joke. id laugh in your face if you pointed it at me

Trumpenproletariat
Nov 26, 2016

by zen death robot
I reckon those 1000 people keeping their jobs at carrier are probably pretty happy??

But I'm glad that liberals who live comfortable lives atop a mass of poverty and sadness will no longer be able to pat themselves on the back and support the continuation of modern capitalism while telling themselves they are moral. Let the system be shown for what it truly is, no more of these "professional" politicans and journalists who tell us the world makes sense and has some kind of justice to it while they suck the workers dry for their masters. Let everyone see the true nature of the beast and revile it.

Relevant Tangent
Nov 18, 2016

Tangentially Relevant

Trumpenproletariat posted:

...Only by changing the system can we save ourselves.

The people who voted for Trump don't want to change the system. The Trumpistas want to ensure that no one who isn't them gets to die peacefully in bed next to the person they love after a lifetime of hard work. Everything else is window dressing for the utter hatred they feel towards anyone different. If you believe otherwise you don't talk to them on a daily basis.

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

haha a .22 ar is such a loving joke. id laugh in your face if you pointed it at me

eh i wouldn't want to get shot with anything, but thinking that you can use a .22 for self defense means you haven't ever gone hunting lamo.

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Yinlock posted:

"surely when things get as bad as possible people will see the value of [my belief]" - accelerationists, ignoring the exact opposite thing happening
i'm not sure if they're worse than the kind of accelerationist that assume they won't be the first ones eaten alive when the country descends into cannibalism and evangelicals make daesh-style rape states

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Relevant Tangent posted:

The people who voted for Trump don't want to change the system. The Trumpistas want to ensure that no one who isn't them gets to die peacefully in bed next to the person they love after a lifetime of hard work. Everything else is window dressing for the utter hatred they feel towards anyone different. If you believe otherwise you don't talk to them on a daily basis.

they want to change the system alright, they wanna change it for the worse

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
tho i think since its trumpenprole its just another avenue of level one trolling

deathbysnusnu
Feb 25, 2016


Jesus this poo poo with Bolton as SoS and Trump constantly pissing in China's face is going to have really bad consequences. Hey Iran, China here. Just curious how would you like to buy a gently caress ton of our top of the line anti ship missiles, 90% off! Cool, I'll put you down for 500.

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.
now i'm imagining a trade war with china where comcast has no components to replace blades and server farms can't replace HDDs and we're all going to the library to check our email and the porn industry booms because people are buying it on physical media again and, well, it's basically the 90s again.

Trumpenproletariat
Nov 26, 2016

by zen death robot

Baloogan posted:

eh i wouldn't want to get shot with anything, but thinking that you can use a .22 for self defense means you haven't ever gone hunting lamo.

pigeons...rats...squirrels...

varmint rifles are loving fun okay, you get to feel like some kind of pest control sniper

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

haha a .22 ar is such a loving joke. id laugh in your face if you pointed it at me

well i was given the idea to get one by a FEMINIST COMMUNIST who wore a t-shirt saying "the patriarchy isn't going to gently caress itself" while wielding one. how do you feel now you've been shown up as a sexist huh?

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Trumpenproletariat posted:

i was thinking of picking up a .22 AR-15 for the workers revolution. I only shoot .22's because they're small and scrappy but unite to get the job done just like me and other members of the working class

id rather have a klobb :chloe:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=p1e3EZFWfQU

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Fidel Castronaut posted:

now i'm imagining a trade war with china where comcast has no components to replace blades and server farms can't replace HDDs and we're all going to the library to check our email and the porn industry booms because people are buying it on physical media again and, well, it's basically the 90s again.

yay america is great again!

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Baloogan posted:

eh i wouldn't want to get shot with anything, but thinking that you can use a .22 for self defense means you haven't ever gone hunting lamo.

a .22 is a great gun for self defense if it fits in your pocket

a .22 toy m-16 is a hilarious gun and was made for the people who swore three months ago that obama would take their guns after ninety months of anything but

Fidel Castronaut
Dec 25, 2004

Houston, we're Havana problem.

Baloogan posted:

yay america is great again!

make dial-up noises happen again

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

Trumpenproletariat posted:

pigeons...rats...squirrels...

varmint rifles are loving fun okay, you get to feel like some kind of pest control sniper


yeah, I don't care to slaughter loads of little animals :/ if im going to kill an animal im going to eat it

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



a bunch of water and whatever forage and small game you got dumped in a pot to boil is the ultimate in survival food probably

You can probably get a cheap .22 bolt for varmint hunting and a shotgun for home defense for less than some neckbeard phallus rifle tho

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Trumpenproletariat posted:

pigeons...rats...squirrels...

varmint rifles are loving fun okay, you get to feel like some kind of pest control sniper


well i was given the idea to get one by a FEMINIST COMMUNIST who wore a t-shirt saying "the patriarchy isn't going to gently caress itself" while wielding one. how do you feel now you've been shown up as a sexist huh?

you got made fun of for wanting one by a FEMINIST COMMUNIST too so hows it feel to want a gun as a token of others validation instead of a tool for survival

Der Meister
May 12, 2001

Goldeneye was so fuckjng good

Anime Schoolgirl
Nov 28, 2002

Epic High Five posted:

a bunch of water and whatever forage and small game you got dumped in a pot to boil is the ultimate in survival food probably

You can probably get a cheap .22 bolt for varmint hunting and a shotgun for home defense for less than some neckbeard phallus rifle tho
and a lever action for two legged critters

(don't forget the poncho)

Trumpenproletariat
Nov 26, 2016

by zen death robot

Relevant Tangent posted:

The people who voted for Trump don't want to change the system. The Trumpistas want to ensure that no one who isn't them gets to die peacefully in bed next to the person they love after a lifetime of hard work. Everything else is window dressing for the utter hatred they feel towards anyone different. If you believe otherwise you don't talk to them on a daily basis.

Why do you think that hate and spite is so strong in the white working class? It's a direct result of neoliberalism

I'm one of these people. A little more intelligent, a little more refined so I know my interests lie with socialism and class solidarity - But once upon a time we had labor power and we could build a life for ourselves and our family with it. We had communities. Everything has been stripped away from them leaving nothing but opiate addictions and daughters and sisters in the sex industry.

People who are hurt, and fearful, and tired lash out.

Give them solace, a reason to live, a livelihood, a community again and their rage will melt away like butter in warm milk.

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

all guns are phallic

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Squirrels get more nourishing the colder it gets, it's like Satan in his divine wisdom created a foodsource that is everywhere, eats what we can't and turns it into fat which we can eat, and nobody likes them otherwise

lmao if you think god isn't as terrified of his creation as we are, it's pretty obvious he's not putting in any footwork and just coasting on assumed reputation. like the Hillary Clinton of deities and Trump is deffo Satan

Trumpenproletariat
Nov 26, 2016

by zen death robot

Baloogan posted:

yeah, I don't care to slaughter loads of little animals :/ if im going to kill an animal im going to eat it

...I never said I wasn't eating them

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Anime Schoolgirl posted:

and a lever action for two legged critters

(don't forget the poncho)

a tarp is a patriot's poncho

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Anime Schoolgirl posted:

i'm not sure if they're worse than the kind of accelerationist that assume they won't be the first ones eaten alive when the country descends into cannibalism and evangelicals make daesh-style rape states

like libertarians they assume that they will be one of the chosen few that will survive

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

Epic High Five posted:

Squirrels get more nourishing the colder it gets, it's like Satan in his divine wisdom created a foodsource that is everywhere, eats what we can't and turns it into fat which we can eat, and nobody likes them otherwise

theres a squirrel that lives in my backyard and its my friend

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



lammo if ur a self-styled sophisticate socialist who wants to strengthen the prospects of the common laborer and voted for Donald "i will skullfuck all unions forever" Trump while he was in the middle of a court case for attempted union busting

Punk da Bundo
Dec 29, 2006

by FactsAreUseless
hello im a neo liberal

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Philip Rivers posted:

theres a squirrel that lives in my backyard and its my friend

thsat squirrel is in league with communists and hates this country

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe

mrbradlymrmartin posted:

a .22 is a great gun for self defense if it fits in your pocket

a .22 toy m-16 is a hilarious gun and was made for the people who swore three months ago that obama would take their guns after ninety months of anything but

I like a .38 revolver for self defense if canada :argh: recognized the creator embewed right to self defense


Epic High Five posted:

a bunch of water and whatever forage and small game you got dumped in a pot to boil is the ultimate in survival food probably

You can probably get a cheap .22 bolt for varmint hunting and a shotgun for home defense for less than some neckbeard phallus rifle tho

thats loving gross man

Philip Rivers
Mar 15, 2010

im a liberal neo is that the same thing

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Trumpenproletariat
Nov 26, 2016

by zen death robot
I voted communist but you can still enjoy the absurdity of a trump presidency and the mere fact that the system has been shaken up a little beyond the bland, grey technocratic rule of the corporate overlords

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