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Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
Five dollars for five words.
How do you talk about atoms with emotion? :confused::confused:

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klafbang
Nov 18, 2009
Clapping Larry

Shayu posted:

How do you talk about atoms with emotion? :confused::confused:

You don't talk, you sing.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBjZz0iQrzI

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Blue Train posted:

I've known three EMTs and they were all huge pieces of poo poo

gently caress em

i knew one EMT and he conceal carried to class every day and voted trump

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Blast of Confetti posted:

i knew one EMT and he conceal carried to class every day and voted trump

did he tell you he was conceal carrying? people who brag about that poo poo are weird

Shayu
Feb 9, 2014
Five dollars for five words.

A misanthrope posted:

did he tell you he was conceal carrying? people who brag about that poo poo are weird

Maybe he just concealed it poorly?

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

A misanthrope posted:

did he tell you he was conceal carrying? people who brag about that poo poo are weird

yeah, was showing off his gun permit one day because that's a really loving rare thing to see in alabama amd he casually mentions he's got a loving 9mm attached to his belt

i think he was trying to blow liberals minds or something

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

That person sounds very unstable

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

A misanthrope posted:

did he tell you he was conceal carrying? people who brag about that poo poo are weird

in my younger years when I was covering an overnight shift at a gas station, i half-heartily complimented a gentlemen on his NRA jacket. He glanced around and asked if I wanted to see something. I nervously consented and this portly fellow raised his jacket to reveal that he was strapped. I stood, mouth agape and said wow again. He quickly left and I was thankful for that fact.

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Professor Shark posted:

That person sounds very unstable

seems to be the trend for EMTs

Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Hardawn posted:

in my younger years when I was covering an overnight shift at a gas station, i half-heartily complimented a gentlemen on his NRA jacket. He glanced around and asked if I wanted to see something. I nervously consented and this portly fellow raised his jacket to reveal that he was strapped. I stood, mouth agape and said wow again. He quickly left and I was thankful for that fact.

lol an old man showed you his piece

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!
That was the highlight of gramp's week.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/bloodhaiI/status/805274654420111360

Some good replies as well


https://twitter.com/JucheMane/status/805830021021626368

Hot Karl Marx fucked around with this message at 18:46 on Dec 5, 2016

Carrion Luggage
Nov 24, 2006

double inch sword describes most of you slobs

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
bone apple tea

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all
Brains over bronze makes sense in an ancient/classical warfare context at least.

E: Making Ed's meat

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G

Mods: please rename GBS and make this the background image

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.
Why would you need a fake camel toe? Wtf

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice

Leon Einstein posted:

Why would you need a fake camel toe? Wtf

To look prepubescent

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
It's a doggy dog world. Gotta replace my Cadillac converter.

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

Leon Einstein posted:

Why would you need a fake camel toe? Wtf

Nervous about the shape of things down there

A Concrete Divider
Jan 20, 2012

The Unbearable Whiteness of Eating
I personally enjoy a pronounced moose knuckle.

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Hardawn posted:

To look prepubescent
How does it make it look prepubescent?

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

Leon Einstein posted:

How does it make it look prepubescent?

real women have gunts

Pvt.Scott
Feb 16, 2007

What God wants, God gets, God help us all

Leon Einstein posted:

Why would you need a fake camel toe? Wtf

Male cosplaying a female fanwank character and you're going for that authentic look?

Arrhythmia
Jul 22, 2011
self conscious about being a mad scientists attempt to create life from a ken doll

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy
They want that plump mons mound

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

FedEx Mercury posted:

They want that plump mons mound

Who doesn't?

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Protective shield for if someone tries to grab you by the pussy.

Hot Karl Marx
Mar 16, 2009

Politburo regulations about social distancing require to downgrade your Karlmarxing to cold, and sorry about the dnc primaries, please enjoy!
https://twitter.com/torriangray/status/805852649107034113

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

lol loving owned

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

The most pro of clicks.

Also, what's the point of concealed carry if you can't let everyone know you're packing?

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Tricky D posted:

The most pro of clicks.

Also, what's the point of concealed carry if you can't let everyone know you're packing?

It's so you can rest assured that if somebody pulls a gun on you you'd definitely be ready and totally win the duel.

REMEMBER SPONGE MONKEYS
Oct 3, 2003

What do you think it means, bitch?
Also why there's a press for open carry. What's the point if you can't wear your manhood where everyone can see?

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
it's legal to open carry in my state but very few people do it cause it actually makes you look like more of a pussy being the only one shook enough to be strapped at the grocery store

Hardawn
Mar 15, 2004

Don't look at the sun, but rather what it illuminates
College Slice
I just saw a man open carrying at a target in Missouri, but I didnt think we were able to do that till jan1. But no one is gonna say poo poo, lol

thathonkey
Jul 17, 2012
some places ban carrying guns open or concealed they have to display signs around the premises though

pretty sure to open carry you dont need a license or anything

Blue Train
Jun 17, 2012

It depends on the state

Ein cooler Typ
Nov 26, 2013

by FactsAreUseless
I open carry because the government refused to give me a concealed carry permit because they are mental illness shamers

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3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

I open carry my fists.

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