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The spreadsheets will know about this. *chitters accountantishly*
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https://www.instagram.com/tymbussanich/ 
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The Muppets On PCP posted:congratulations on the giant target soon to be painted upon your back i've gone out of the way to take on disparate responsibilities that would make letting me go a real pain in the rear end to shuffle around. mr. family man lacked the foresight to do this Gin and Juche posted:Go for full rear end in a top hat and fire them before the company 401k contributions kick in the company's 401k contributions vest immediately, it's one of the few ways they aren't rear end
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Dec 6, 2016 23:56
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Interns! Fetch me..... the data
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:the company's 401k contributions vest immediately, it's one of the few ways they aren't rear end I better not hear you complain about anything ever
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what the gently caress
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Jesus, just eat soylent already
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cinci zoo sniper posted:yeah, you can even use poker chips in the bit occupied by russians i bougt some of these on ebay
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is that one real kalstrams, or did you make it as a joke?
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:i've gone out of the way to take on disparate responsibilities that would make letting me go a real pain in the rear end to shuffle around. mr. family man lacked the foresight to do this Oh My last company sure as hell was. Relatively glad I left sooner this year rather than later 
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Dec 7, 2016 00:03
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who has that much "leftover taco meat"??
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Dec 7, 2016 00:04
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:is that one real kalstrams, or did you make it as a joke?
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cinci zoo sniper posted:it's real, but it comes from a satiric cooking instagram (the one i linked above) thank god
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Dec 7, 2016 00:07
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tbf that's not too far removed from 7 layer bean dip nonsense lots of lovely people will be consuming during the super bowel
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Dec 7, 2016 00:11
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my favourite part easily is "separate lettuce from cheese"
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Dec 7, 2016 00:13
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The Muppets On PCP posted:tbf that's not too far removed from 7 layer bean dip nonsense lots of lovely people will be consuming during the super bowel no, by having all the layers cook together it's a gross soggy amalgam. the key to layered dip is a differentiation of flavor, texture and temperature across each layer.
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Dec 7, 2016 00:15
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cinci zoo sniper posted:my favourite part easily is "separate lettuce from cheese" I wish they would sell pre separated cheese and lettuce at the store. Separating the two takes up like half my day
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Dec 7, 2016 00:21
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your dream of retiring at 40 is a delusion you fool
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Dec 7, 2016 00:23
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Gin and Juche posted:I wish they would sell pre separated cheese and lettuce at the store. Separating the two takes up like half my day
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Dec 7, 2016 00:24
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I can't remember if the company you work at is the one that sounds like its in a death spiral or not
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I mean, this isn't that different from 7/9 layer dip I guess.
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Dec 7, 2016 00:25
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I mean shopping around for another job after you find out your immediate superior and a bunch of staff are about to be sacked is just common sense imo
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Gin and Juche posted:I wish they would sell pre separated cheese and lettuce at the store. Separating the two takes up like half my day https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mRntutn8udw
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kustomkarkommando posted:I can't remember if the company you work at is the one that sounds like its in a death spiral or not it is in a death spiral, yet somehow manages to keep chugging along for the last two years. i've stopped doubting it, begun shifting from a short term plan to milk it dry to a long term plan to milk it dry
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kustomkarkommando posted:I mean shopping around for another job after you find out your immediate superior and a bunch of staff are about to be sacked is just common sense imo if i ever get fired from this job i want to take the opportunity to force myself to take a risk on a more fulfilling job. i'd like to work at museum or science center running programs for kids. pangstrom posted:I mean, this isn't that different from 7/9 layer dip I guess. GhostofJohnMuir posted:no, by having all the layers cook together it's a gross soggy amalgam. the key to layered dip is a differentiation of flavor, texture and temperature across each layer.
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:if i ever get fired from this job i want to take the opportunity to force myself to take a risk on a more fulfilling job. i'd like to work at museum or science center running programs for kids. ain't no kids science centre going to hire a burnt out middle management husk who survived for years by brutally axing employees
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What I'm saying is the dark pull of the death spiral is transforming you into a kind of management wraith
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:no, by having all the layers cook together it's a gross soggy amalgam. the key to layered dip is a differentiation of flavor, texture and temperature across each layer.
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Dec 7, 2016 00:31
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maybe you can eek out a career as a strike breaker
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kustomkarkommando posted:ain't no kids science centre going to hire a burnt out middle management husk who survived for years by brutally axing employees i'll just do what i did to get this job, start at the bottom by doing anything they ask of me and then make myself indispensable, by the time they realize what's happening it'll be too late. this time i'll even have a relevant college degree pangstrom posted:I mean, THE OPTICS are worse but in practice layered dips are pretty much gloop once they get on a chip anyway. not as gloop as if you stirred together every layer and then baked it
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kustomkarkommando posted:maybe you can eek out a career as a strike breaker america doesn't have strikes anymore grandpa, you need unions for that
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motherfuckin steerpike overhere
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when is the IRS raiding your office gojm
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GhostofJohnMuir posted:i'll just do what i did to get this job, start at the bottom by doing anything they ask of me and then make myself indispensable, by the time they realize what's happening it'll be too late. this time i'll even have a relevant college degree Is this how you answered "where do you see yourself in 5 years?"
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Majorian posted:GWS.gif i'm a fan of the new Blue Apron Apologia thread in there
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one day youll come into the office and your boss will give you a book of pages and tell you to shred them before running away in a panic
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kustomkarkommando posted:one day youll come into the office and your boss will give you a book of pages and tell you to shred them before throwing a chair through a window and taking a swan dive
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