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Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

LingcodKilla posted:

Red blooded Merican!

Thanks, I didn't pick up on that bud. I think Ontario liquor commissions have better choice. Not sure.

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Jastiger
Oct 11, 2008

by FactsAreUseless

Mocking Bird posted:

I am indeed fat

It's fine

I am often a pig for halloween



Lol if you dont find this photo and Sweet As Sins photos very attractive. Just lol.

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

Teagan posted:

Also I am the only person on the planet who does not have a phone

I am also the only person on the planet who doesn't have a phone.

I have to be gross the old-fashioned way, on the internet.

The Relentless
Sep 27, 2002

ANTI KITTY-PORN TASK-FORCE - "It's Hell-Bag eatin' time! Rowwwwrrrr!!!"
Anybody have any tips to remove dark circles under my eyes? I'm 43, but I've had them since I was a teen. I get plenty of sleep. And I'm not asking for makeup tips, thanks.

Is it just a curse I have to live with?

Damnit. I'll have to fix the rotation...sorry...

Edit: well, since I attached the photo instead of linking it, looks like you'll have to live with me looking like a creeper....trying to slide into view and peek at you.

Somebody has a new favorite as of 03:14 on Dec 7, 2016

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

The Relentless posted:

Edit: well, since I attached the photo instead of linking it, looks like you'll have to live with me looking like a creeper....trying to slide into view and peek at you.

I gotcha :)

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
Smellrose

The Relentless posted:

Anybody have any tips to remove dark circles under my eyes? I'm 43, but I've had them since I was a teen. I get plenty of sleep. And I'm not asking for makeup tips, thanks.

Is it just a curse I have to live with?

Damnit. I'll have to fix the rotation...sorry...

Edit: well, since I attached the photo instead of linking it, looks like you'll have to live with me looking like a creeper....trying to slide into view and peek at you.



Face masks, lotion, there are special eye creams you can buy (sorry don't know the good brands). Do you drink lots of water?

Schmeichy
Apr 22, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 3 hours!
Smellrose


I got my hair cut finally

The Relentless
Sep 27, 2002

ANTI KITTY-PORN TASK-FORCE - "It's Hell-Bag eatin' time! Rowwwwrrrr!!!"

Thank you. Best. Bird. Evar. Not just for that. I've always thought so.

The Relentless
Sep 27, 2002

ANTI KITTY-PORN TASK-FORCE - "It's Hell-Bag eatin' time! Rowwwwrrrr!!!"

Schmeichy posted:

Face masks, lotion, there are special eye creams you can buy (sorry don't know the good brands). Do you drink lots of water?

I do drink lots of water. Vodka is mostly water, right? Kidding. Thanks. I'll see what I can do.

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

You can try icing them a little bit, just a little bit, swelling is common. But if I am going to be weird to you, you have really large eyes, yeah it is expressive, but I actually mean you have large eyes, your eye sockets are big. I don't notice dark circles, just that you have big eyes. You can have swelling though, and it is a common makeup trick, without makeup to ice your face in the morning, or at night before you go out. Puffiness is often water related, but a lot of people just have naturally dark eyes. That crease often comes in dark red or purple for me if I have a rough time sleeping, I ice them and it helps a lot. Try to avoid ever rubbing your eyes even if you cry or are very tired. Sleep and water are the only natural things I can think of.

Post another photo with a darker background if you want, so the contrast will be more obvious. I really do not see anything noticeable or obvious, other than that you have very prominent eyes as a feature. Dunno. It is actually a very youthful look in my opinion. Nothing to worry about there.

The Relentless
Sep 27, 2002

ANTI KITTY-PORN TASK-FORCE - "It's Hell-Bag eatin' time! Rowwwwrrrr!!!"

Teagan posted:

You can try icing them a little bit, just a little bit, swelling is common. But if I am going to be weird to you, you have really large eyes, yeah it is expressive, but I actually mean you have large eyes, your eye sockets are big. I don't notice dark circles, just that you have big eyes. You can have swelling though, and it is a common makeup trick, without makeup to ice your face in the morning, or at night before you go out. Puffiness is often water related, but a lot of people just have naturally dark eyes. That crease often comes in dark red or purple for me if I have a rough time sleeping, I ice them and it helps a lot. Try to avoid ever rubbing your eyes even if you cry or are very tired. Sleep and water are the only natural things I can think of.

Post another photo with a darker background if you want, so the contrast will be more obvious. I really do not see anything noticeable or obvious, other than that you have very prominent eyes as a feature. Dunno. It is actually a very youthful look in my opinion. Nothing to worry about there.

Thanks. I've always been told I have big eyes since I was a little kid. Always in a positive way. Maybe I'm just too self-conscious. Not maybe. I am.

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

If you worry about it in photos, try not to look upwards, but rather straight on, or from a side angle. Everyone has a way to make things they are uncomfortable with about their bodies not stand out. I am very sensitive about my nose, and I am sure that if you look back, page after page, my face is almost always turned the same way. Even if a thousand people tell me that I do not have a big nose, I will always feel it. I understand how you feel. If you need to disguise it, or hide it, then fine, do it. But it won't change how other people see you, and if you say you have always heard things in a positive light, then that is probably how it is going to continue.

And looking a person straight on, with large engaging eyes, you are going to get a positive vibe going whether you look tired or not. Your eyes are wide open, I don't know how anyone could say that you looked tired or unhealthy. Bright and big. Don't let it be a hangup for much longer if you are feeling old already.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Schmeichy posted:



I got my hair cut finally

Adorable!

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Ben Smash posted:

Any of y'all got the snap chats? Add for constant gross selfies: b3n_5mash

Oh hell ya

I already got a bunch of goons, some even post in this thread! I`d be happy to add more. Hoping to get some selfies with some manatees (not a fat joke) when I go live in Belize next month!

jennwanderer

Sweet As Sin
May 8, 2007

Hee-ho!!!

Grimey Drawer
I loved the curly tail Mockingbird, so adorable

I'm wearing glasses again! I can see so much better!

Animale
Sep 30, 2009


The Relentless posted:

Anybody have any tips to remove dark circles under my eyes? I'm 43, but I've had them since I was a teen. I get plenty of sleep. And I'm not asking for makeup tips, thanks.
I use this
Hi. I mean they look good.

Animale has a new favorite as of 06:16 on Dec 7, 2016

FreshFeesh
Jun 3, 2007

Drum Solo

Ben Smash posted:

Any of y'all got the snap chats? Add for constant gross selfies: b3n_5mash

freshfeesh

Rarely post selfies but am trying to snap more lizards and general life in California

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Teagan posted:

Are you all Americans? I always have to loving ask. I feel like I am supremely limited at the SAQ, and I think I can order things through them... but honestly I don't know how else to do it? Totally ignorant. Tell me how to find boozes.

Also I am the only person on the planet who does not have a phone, so don't all start abandoning this thread so you can be gross with each other, we need gross, too.

Floridian, so god tier American.

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

The Relentless posted:

Anybody have any tips to remove dark circles under my eyes? I'm 43, but I've had them since I was a teen. I get plenty of sleep. And I'm not asking for makeup tips, thanks.

Is it just a curse I have to live with?

Damnit. I'll have to fix the rotation...sorry...

Edit: well, since I attached the photo instead of linking it, looks like you'll have to live with me looking like a creeper....trying to slide into view and peek at you.



I don't know if it makes sense but it doesn't look like dark circles as much as shadows because of the bone structure around your eyes. Otherwise you can try activiting your lymphatic system with small massages and hot and cold showers on your face.

Alternatively just :psypop:

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

Teagan posted:

Are you all Americans? I always have to loving ask. I feel like I am supremely limited at the SAQ, and I think I can order things through them... but honestly I don't know how else to do it? Totally ignorant. Tell me how to find boozes.

Also I am the only person on the planet who does not have a phone, so don't all start abandoning this thread so you can be gross with each other, we need gross, too.

I'm in Kentucky. We have about 12 breweries in my city, and at my favorite local liquor store you can order cups of beer, whiskey, or wine to drink while you walk around and shop!

10 Beers has a new favorite as of 18:40 on Dec 7, 2016

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

10 Beers posted:

I'm in Kentucky. We have about 12 breweries in my city, and at my favorite local liquor store you can order cups of beer, whiskey, or wine to drink while you walk around and shop!

Would I get killed in Kentucky? I am up for some kentucky boozing. Seriously. I'd like to go to Tennessee, but apparently it is burning.

Booger Presley
Aug 6, 2008

Pillbug

Teagan posted:

Would I get killed in Kentucky? I am up for some kentucky boozing. Seriously. I'd like to go to Tennessee, but apparently it is burning.

Uhh that's Mississippi...

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

Teagan posted:

Would I get killed in Kentucky? I am up for some kentucky boozing. Seriously. I'd like to go to Tennessee, but apparently it is burning.

Nope! I think you'd do just fine! Just throw an occasional "y'all" into your speech if you're feeling out of place.

I don't normally talk with much of a twang, but oh boy does it come out if I've been drinking.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
I'm a Swedish man, which you can tell from my terrible English.

Today, I'm in school. This is fine.

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

I'm a Swedish man, which you can tell from my terrible English.

Today, I'm in school. This is fine.



Wow lookin good man. You should keep this hair configuration, it really works for you.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Thanks! I'm actually working on something like this:



That's Fredrik Lindström, my primary role model. Imagine a Swedish, straight Stephen Fry.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Thanks! I'm actually working on something like this:



That's Fredrik Lindström, my primary role model. Imagine a Swedish, straight Stephen Fry.

Have you considered the Pontiac Johanzzon? It's similar but more low-maintenance.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Would it be ok to get my ToughCute tag back? I didn't know it would disappear if I finally bought an avatar. :saddowns:

Randaconda has a new favorite as of 21:55 on Dec 8, 2016

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

.

Teagan has a new favorite as of 14:40 on Jan 25, 2021

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Opiates are amazing, actually.

Which is I was try not to take them much.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Teagan posted:

poo poo, I have wanting to change mine, and I don't even know if the carebear tag still exists.. I have grown attached and want a collection... but I REALLY want to change my av to a nifty furiosa one I designed.

Content:


I nearly got hit by a car, but damaged my skull and body worse by avoiding it and cracking myself into the road for .. well a long time out cold because the driver drove off and it was about half an hour later when I got home. (three minutes from home) I would play guess the pain medication game, but I am too tired. I am on the emergency CT list for 72 hours due the the crazy swelling happening in my upperbody,back and neck well and obviously skull. They are convinced that I gave myself a nifty fracture. Cool thing to add to the list, and sadly not the first time. Concussions are awesome guys, they really are. And I guess opiates are too? I don't know about that one, I always refuse pain medication. Not so much this time though, it is the most intense skull pain I have ever had. Ever. And I have hurt my head a lot, guys.

But I look chipper and upbeat right?

Jesus Christ, how are you alive today?

Generation Internet
Jan 18, 2009

Where angels and generals fear to tread.


2016 sucks but hey chvrches last album is pretty great

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





chitoryu12 posted:

Jesus Christ, how are you alive today?

apparently the tough part of tough cute isn't just for show

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

I am wicked loving tough. I refuse to die to death, so I am going to settle on getting killed to death by something.

I wish I hadn't gotten knocked out, I would have punched that guy's window AND teeth in. Like I need another head injury, or waiting in the ER again. I skipped the ER, slept on the concussion and saw the Dr I was seeing for vomitting blood and told them I had some more important stuff like a broken ankle and skull. The ankle isn't broken, but she called me a "loving idiot" for walking on it. I asked her if that was a medical term, and asked if I would prefer something in latin. Then she brought in a second Dr. Who was a loving rear end in a top hat. I never ever ask for medication, and she thought I was pill seeking because and I quote "you look like the type of person...etc etc". I literally picked up my file, (made sure it was secure) and threw it at her off the desk. I may be a reactionary. Do you know how many loving pills I take, and how much I just LOVE taking them???

She left after confirming that my head was indeed broken but need the scan anyhow.

Jesus Christ, come on people!!

whiteyfats posted:

Opiates are amazing, actually.

Which is I was try not to take them much.

I already take some serious benzoids, and didn't think to ask how that would feel. How will that feel? Huh. Don't care as long as my head stops trying to rip itself into shards.

Also, I am going to show you guys the avatar, since I am so not buying it now.

I am all proud of it, and I didn't do anything but crop. Whatevs, it is awesome and you can pretend it is there, now.

omg, I loving deleted it? when,.. why would i do that?!!! I will wait until an anonymous PYF friend sends me back a link to it that I also deleted when I cleared my pm box, which by the way still isn't working, thank you again, SA.

Smashing my head and body has put me in a really bad mood. I tore the gently caress out of my last pair of jeans and soaked them with blood, so even if I can manage to sew stretchy jeans back together, well I guess it would look totally badass.

Bad mood. I don't have a cat anymore, so kittens make me sad... maybe like.. I can ask for photos of chewy vitamin tabs or.... baby goats. Baby pygmy goats.

Teagan has a new favorite as of 23:16 on Dec 8, 2016

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Teagan posted:

I already take some serious benzoids, and didn't think to ask how that would feel. How will that feel? Huh. Don't care as long as my head stops trying to rip itself into shards.

Also, I am going to show you guys the avatar, since I am so not buying it now.

I am all proud of it, and I didn't do anything but crop. Whatevs, it is awesome and you can pretend it is there, now.

omg, I loving deleted it? when,.. why would i do that?!!! I will wait until an anonymous PYF friend sends me back a link to it that I also deleted when I cleared my pm box, which by the way still isn't working, thank you again, SA.

Smashing my head and body has put me in a really bad mood. I tore the gently caress out of my last pair of jeans and soaked them with blood, so even if I can manage to sew stretchy jeans back together, well I guess it would look totally badass.

Bad mood. I don't have a cat anymore, so kittens make me sad... maybe like.. I can ask for photos of chewy vitamin tabs or.... baby goats. Baby pygmy goats.

Did they have to cut off your hair to give you stitches?

(She'll end up bald by choice and I'll just look douchey. :saddowns:

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

whiteyfats posted:

Did they have to cut off your hair to give you stitches?

(She'll end up bald by choice and I'll just look douchey. :saddowns:

You know what is amazing? My head did not split or bleed. Yeah. I have no idea how that is possible. It is the hardest hit I have taken.

But just the force of the fall left five major cuts on the side/back of my thigh, and knocked the hat right off my head into the street.

I have been hit by an SUV at 60km an hour once, saving a child from being plowed into. That resulted in a lot of broken bones and blood and poo poo, and I refused the meds that they tried to give me after surgery, so this "drug seeking headache" must be pretty wimpy, right? Did I mention that I am in a bad mood. I cannot believe I threw a medical file at her. The fun is, it is REALLY THICK.

I just shaved it a couple days ago, but will have to again in a few days, but I think it will actually hurt too much to do it.


Anyone need to practice archery? I don't think I have been pierced by an arrow before? My injuries and illnesses need to start getting more interesting. Maybe I can get like.. gout? Is gout interesting? No photos of that please. I don't know what it is, but it sounds like a disgusting word.

Edit: wait a second, did you mean that you thought I had hair before? Cool. That would be one hell of a head injury if they had to cut off a whole head of hair. Something to aim for! thank you!!!

Teagan has a new favorite as of 23:58 on Dec 8, 2016

Teriyaki Koinku
Nov 25, 2008

Bread! Bread! Bread!

Bread! BREAD! BREAD!


I just got this scarf today on sale at Macy's.

I love orange anything. :3:

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Teagan posted:

You know what is amazing? My head did not split or bleed. Yeah. I have no idea how that is possible. It is the hardest hit I have taken.

But just the force of the fall left five major cuts on the side/back of my thigh, and knocked the hat right off my head into the street.

I have been hit by an SUV at 60km an hour once, saving a child from being plowed into. That resulted in a lot of broken bones and blood and poo poo, and I refused the meds that they tried to give me after surgery, so this "drug seeking headache" must be pretty wimpy, right? Did I mention that I am in a bad mood. I cannot believe I threw a medical file at her. The fun is, it is REALLY THICK.

I just shaved it a couple days ago, but will have to again in a few days, but I think it will actually hurt too much to do it.


Anyone need to practice archery? I don't think I have been pierced by an arrow before? My injuries and illnesses need to start getting more interesting. Maybe I can get like.. gout? Is gout interesting? No photos of that please. I don't know what it is, but it sounds like a disgusting word.

Gout is the build up of urea in joints, mainly the toes, I believe.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Teriyaki Koinku posted:

I love orange anything. :3:

Is that why you voted for Trump?

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Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

If I took my pain meds with salad all responsible like, does that mean I can't post anymore tonight? Because you guys are like my concussion police to see if I act worse. No one wants to come make sure I don't like die or suffer brain damage or something. Bunch of sarcastic bastards who say mean things even as friends.

Is that drunk posting? Sigh. I won't just incase. But, I will be watching YOU!!!

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