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Nooner posted:Being autistic is not actually a mental illness, but being autistic and it affecting your life in a huge way, to the point where you can't cope is. DSM-5 posted:For a person to be diagnosed with gender dysphoria, there must be a marked difference between the individual’s expressed/experienced gender and the gender others would assign him or her, and it must continue for at least six months. In children, the desire to be of the other gender must be present and verbalized. This condition causes clinically significant distress or impairment in social, occupational, or other important areas of functioning. Words mean things
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Nooner posted:I'm pretty sure it is medically defined as a mental illness so are your bad posts lol
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Dec 6, 2016 22:18
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Drunk Nerds posted:Straight & Fabulous, AMA I'm pretty fabulous as well and I am often mistaken for a gay man by other gay men. This is compounded by the fact that I feel comfortable around them and I am very friendly to my fellow human beings. Also by the fact that sometimes when I'm really drunk I tell people I'm gay when other guys are annoying me with their sexual insecurities. At times this has been a serious problem as over the course of my life I have accrued several gay crushes and one straight up gay stalker who texted me nightly for months despite never getting a response. Sometimes I actually really wished I were gay. I like the way they party, I envy them being a "part" of a subculture and I also realize how goddamn easy it would be to get some manpoon at any hour of the day or night. However, being reasonably handsome, dressing decently, and no being bothered by spending time with gay people is just the tip of the iceberg. I've had friends who had lisps, high soft voices, a penchant for extremely "gay-seeming" hand movements, and a loose, swaying walk that absolutely screams gay. Some of these friends actually were gay and had presumably adopted these affectations as a symbol of identity. Some of them weren't at all and their big cross to bear was every single person they meet instantly assuming that they're gay. I remember one of these friends in college asking me how he could change this and I told him don't bother, it'll be obvious if you try to impersonate more masculine people. Just go with the flow, when someone asks you tell them you're not gay and laugh at their disbelief, and don't give a gently caress about what anyone thinks because there would be nothing wrong with it if you were gay. Plus, I told him he could probably parlay the entire thing into sleeping with a lot of girls.
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Dec 6, 2016 22:21
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Improbable Lobster posted:so are your bad posts lol lol, jeeze walked right into that one
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Dec 6, 2016 22:23
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You're transhetero. A straight man trapped in a gay man's body.
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Dec 6, 2016 22:36
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Let's get back to boat talk. I'm an accountant and all my bosses/directors have boats. Our VP once bought two boats at once because why the gently caress not. Its like they all live for the one day off from working nonstop so they can go drive their boat and go to some lovely restaurant on the lake or something. So what I'm saying goons is - will a 25 footer be enough for me to move up on corporate America?
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Dec 6, 2016 22:43
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Boats are stupid, just get a mistress and pay some of her rent.
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Dec 6, 2016 22:45
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hosed-Up Little Dog posted:You're transhetero. A straight man trapped in a gay man's body. holy poo poo man.... holy.... poo poo. I've always heard it explained to me as being a lesbian trapped in a man's body but that notion seems ridiculous and childish next to this enormous wad of unrefined truth. And I always wondered why the guys who had crushed couldn't seem to accept that I wasn't really at all gay and never had been... their sixth sense (the gay one) told them otherwise. Glenn Quebec posted:Boats are stupid, just get a mistress and pay some of her rent. Yes boats are so so stupid. Unless you are literally a fisherman or you live on the water. For some reason my semi-redneck cousins have a new boat or a a new RV or SOME new piece of recreational equipment every time I see them. Their lives then begin to revolve around the upkeep and maintenance of these horrible albatrosses. They are nothing but a source of anxiety all year and even if/when they do get them out to the nearest lovely lake, the anxiety only increases that something bad will happen to it. Meanwhile, it just sits in the backyard somewhere all year, depreciating in value by the second, spontaneously generating mechanical issues that won't be discovered until its much too late. And boats just get shittier constantly, it is futile to fight against the devaluation and slow destruction of them. I've always wondered why people are always trying to add so much stress and confusion to their lives without good reason. Sometimes I fight with my girlfriend about this. For me, if something isn't useful on the daily then it's a waste of time and money that will probably end up being a huge problem once you inevitably have to get rid of it.
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Dec 6, 2016 22:55
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I would kill all of you to own a sailboat, but only if I can put it on the ocean and sail all over the world. Then again I would kill all of you for a nice sandwich or maybe a backrub.
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Dec 6, 2016 23:03
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Enola Gay-For-Pay posted:I would kill all of you to own a sailboat, but only if I can put it on the ocean and sail all over the world. Woah woah woah put down the guns and lets talk this out http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/boats-marine/yachts/keeler/auction-1213511597.htm Got $10,000 USD? do a course so you don't die http://www.maritimenz.govt.nz/recreational/courses/ sail around NZ and the pacific (before the chinese take over) and ya only need like $15,000 USD for the first year and maybe 10k per year after that.
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Dec 6, 2016 23:09
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Gay hockey goon and the dog shooter could be a pretty good romcom if you think about it. Just make the dog shooter gay, too. Not like this poo poo is real.
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Dec 6, 2016 23:20
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Rush Limbo posted:Words mean things Well, some mommy bloggers, stay-at-home Facebookers, etc. still loudly proclaim their kid has assburgers even though it was removed like 3.5 years ago when the DSM-5 was published so it wouldn't surprise me if random goon refused to believe it's a mental disorder.
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Dec 6, 2016 23:35
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Eikre posted:The only practical difference between "transgendered people have a problem where they're born in the wrong body" and "well ACTUALLY transgendered people have a mental illness where the right body for them isn't the one they were born into" is that even though you recognize that transitioning is the best choice which creates the greatest good, you still have the arbitrary desire to characterize that choice with stigma and weakness. my favorite part is where you're trying really hard to be positive and progressive and ~rightthink~ but also seem to think that mental illness should be stigmatized to the point where it's a pejorative. Hope this helps.
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Dec 6, 2016 23:52
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Jeff Sichoe posted:ok ok ok I already think of trans people 7 hours a night in bed in a fever dream of lust so lets snap this thread back to reality until the op gets out of the naughty corner No. If you're not physically attracted to someone it's just as important as if you're not mentally attracted to them. You can try to "power" through it, but you'll just prolong the inevitable. You have a new awesome friend. Move on.
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Dec 6, 2016 23:54
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Solice Kirsk posted:No. If you're not physically attracted to someone it's just as important as if you're not mentally attracted to them. You can try to "power" through it, but you'll just prolong the inevitable. You have a new awesome friend. Move on. Yeah there's no possibility of recovery here. Something I learned is that the first time I EVER start to think "you know maybe this relationship isn't as great as I thought it was at first" the entire thing is essentially over. If it isn't ended civilly it will end in a spiral of regret and recrimination. You cannot force yourself to be attracted to someone (which kind of sucks now that I think about it) quote:Can't stop thinking about her  
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Dec 6, 2016 23:57
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Nooner posted:gently caress you for getting probated loquacius, you needto get in here and post some new confessions so everyone will shut the gently caress up about trans poo poo. there are some truths that must be told there are some battles that must be fought there are some struggles that must be waged until the very bitter end, and some facts that must be laid bare before the whole world in the face of those who would cover them up, again and again until they are forced to listen *goes out on the balcony with a megaphone* THE BERNIE BRO IS A MYTH
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Dec 7, 2016 00:05
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quote:Can't stop thinking about her I'm both happy and sad because this may be this kid's first real relationship and most likely be their first big heart-break as well. Go get her!
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Dec 7, 2016 00:08
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Tonight, two totally sustainable situations that will not end poorly at all no sirquote:I've known my good friend, let's call him Ryan, for a couple years now. We're roommates in this tiny apartment. I quit my job almost a year ago and have enough in my savings to last about 9 months to a year unemployed, depending on how much I spend on recreational stuff like beer or video games. quote:I have a terrible fetish. I can only get turned on by women being killed violently. I have folders upon folders of this stuff on my computer. Photos of serial killer victims, mostly, and occasional screenshots from movies.
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Dec 7, 2016 00:12
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Rush Limbo posted:Words mean things actually, we live in a society where words no longer have meaning
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Dec 7, 2016 00:21
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Is what Ryan doing part of this sharing economy I see bullshit clickbait about
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Dec 7, 2016 00:23
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loquacius posted:pictures of dead women
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Dec 7, 2016 00:35
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loquacius posted:Tonight, two totally sustainable situations that will not end poorly at all no sir This guy is going to end up as one of those prostitute serial killers.
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Dec 7, 2016 00:36
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fruit on the bottom posted:This guy is going to end up as one of those prostitute serial killers. It's gotta be tough to be a serial killer in a developed country nowadays. All of those cameras everywhere.
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Dec 7, 2016 00:43
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South of the border, down Mexico way. That's where I fell in love where stars above, came out to play. And now as I wonder, my thoughts ever stray. South of the border, down Mexico way.
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Dec 7, 2016 00:46
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Sounds like Ryan bought himself a disappointing boyfriend. Maybe reciprocate some. Have a little fun, bro. It ain't gay to get a brojob.
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Dec 7, 2016 00:53
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At the very least initiate the acts a few times. Not just a, "fiiiiine go ahead, if you must."
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Harakiri Potter posted:It's gotta be tough to be a serial killer in a developed country nowadays. All of those cameras everywhere. Apparently you just have to go to Albuquerque.
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Dec 7, 2016 01:47
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psycho goon go join the army and see people die IRL and maybe you can be fixed?
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Dec 7, 2016 02:42
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 Maybe your fetish can be changed. Maybe it can't. Better to try than to not
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Is Ryan cute? Send him my way he can pay my rent and give me pecks on the cheek
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glowstick party tonight posted:Is Ryan cute? Send him my way he can pay my rent and give me pecks on the cheek User name checks out on this one.
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grumplestiltzkin posted:my favorite part is where you're trying really hard to be positive and progressive and ~rightthink~ but also seem to think that mental illness should be stigmatized to the point where it's a pejorative. Bullshit. This is why I said implicit pejorative. The confessor deliberately invokes mental illness with eye-rolling distaste so that he can forward his condescension on to transgendered people using mental illness as the vector. It is certainly possible to have a perspective on mental illness which is simultaneously capable of treating it as a difficulty without also sneering about it, but this is simply not a position the OP took. Eikre fucked around with this message at 14:30 on Dec 7, 2016 |
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quote:Not proud of this confession, but it should get some laughs. Really thought this was gonna be a Kick-rear end-like story but anon was actually too smart for that, kudos  quote:One time when i was like 16, me and my parents were driving around in the suburbs looking for yard sales, something we did to pass time boring summer weekends. Usually we started the day by stopping at a gas station, getting gas and fountain drinks. If we stayed out too long, eventually someone was going to need to pee and if that person wasn't my dad he would take his time getting home or to a gas station because he needed to stop at literally ever sale he saw.
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Dec 7, 2016 14:55
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emergeth the pissbitch indeed
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Throw all the piss you want on strangers but don't loving litter you jackass.
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Dec 7, 2016 15:15
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Pissing in a cup, the most dangerous game. If you have more piss than cup things can turn ugly.
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Dec 7, 2016 15:57
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How do you gently caress up discretely throwing a cup out the window so badly? Like he explicitly was waiting for a place where nobody would see it happen, then for some unexplicable reason he spikes it at a joggers feet+dog? Why couldn't you just wait until you got home and dump it out in the sink and throw the cup out after? If you didn't act weird/sneaky about it you could even do it in the same room and your parents (assuming they weren't close enough to see/smell it) would just assume you're dumping out leftover soda.
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The Management posted:Pissing in a cup, the most dangerous game. If you have more piss than cup things can turn ugly. Who has more than 44 oz of piss in them
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One time my friend peed into a Wendy's cup and we threw it out the window on I-94 in Chicago. Unfortunately there was a cop behind us and he pulled me over for littering. I told him the cup got a hole in the bottom and was leaking which is why we threw it out the window. I still feel this is one of the best lies under pressure I have ever told.
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