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OPEN IT O: I'm gonna like this thread all of you guys must be gift getting superstars O: ---------------- |
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i brought my gift inside today but it was as i was headed out the door to drive 3 hours for a funeral and im still not back but pictures should be coming within the next 24 hours once im home and get to open it
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Dec 6, 2016 05:21
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my gift is going to be a two-boxer because i'm cutting it way close on this other thing, so, there you go.
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Dec 6, 2016 05:21
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i'm kind of worried about mr willsauce 
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Dec 6, 2016 05:27
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FluffieDuckie posted:i'm kind of worried about mr willsauce he'll be fine, unless . . . well I guess let's hope he's not allergic to beestings
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Dec 6, 2016 05:29
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FluffieDuckie posted:i'm kind of worried about mr willsauce me too. i hope his box wasn't full of hamsters for real; they can get kinda bitey when they're hangry.
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Dec 6, 2016 05:31
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fun fact in mafia secret santa someone actually sent live bees and they got sent back
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Dec 6, 2016 05:50
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 A box!  An envelope! From a party demon!  Oh my goodness, a letter from Satan himself! He does exist! And he sent me stuff for my flesh! Satan rules!  And there's a card in there too, imploring me to guess what... I wonder where this is going  my heart is melting. I can't stop grinning. Oh my god. This is all too good and nice and perfect and funny oh my god. Thanks secret byob pal, whoever you are   what could be in here?  Some kind of mysterious contraption. At first I didn't know what the heck this was and thought it was really funny that satan sent me a weird device with no clear use, and that was a good gift. Also I just like the color. But then I learned that it was a scalp massage thingy of some sort, and that's an even better gift! Thanks satan, wow. You really know how to make a guy's carnal animal body feel good. hehehe it's so tingly and weird. I love it  and my other gift from satan is my new favorite t-shirt! Wow! I love it so much! And it's really comfy! Something about it just makes me feel chill and goofy when I put it on. Some kind of hell curse or something probably. Blood magic is dope.  i look great  below satan's gifts is yet another envelope! This one's got a picture of santa on it. I guess he and satan collaborated to make my christmas-birthday gifts. I feel so special! Did you guys know santa looks super evil? Pretty cool  a goofy card! I'll tell you a real card: that santa!  awwwww thanks santa I love you too   oh that is just too cute And my next present is...  definitely the best thing anyone has ever given me in my life. Oh my god I love it so much. Thank you thank you thank you santa. The phrase garbage dick is still funny to me and I don't know why. It's just perfect. I'm gonna hang this up on my wall when I move in a couple weeks. People seeing it without any context will be funny and good. Oh man this is just such a good thing. Goddamn. I feel so warm and fuzzy inside. Also this shirt is very comfy  Last we have some saltwater taffy! Score! Santa wants me to revel in the pleasures of the flesh just like satan. Man those guys make such a good team. I've actually never had taffy before and I love it!  thank you so much satan and santa and my secret byob painter friend! You're the best! I don't think I've ever been this happy to get gifts before. This is just so thoughtful and lovely. I got assigned to the best secret santer for sure. hail satan MrWillsauce fucked around with this message at 06:05 on Dec 6, 2016
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Dec 6, 2016 06:01
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hail satan! that was pretty great, than you for sharing satan's bounty with us
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Dec 6, 2016 06:13
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hail satan n merr crimmus them some good gifts
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Dec 6, 2016 06:13
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awesome gifts MrWillsauce this is turning into a fantastic bss folks
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Dec 6, 2016 08:02
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*hangs garbage dick sign on the bathroom door* |
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Dec 6, 2016 12:45
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Dec 6, 2016 13:04
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hamjobs posted:the best part of BYOBSS is that alnilam is secretly everyone's santa and we're all getting the dozens and dozens of fresh eggs his chikams keep laying alnilam defends his home with eggs. If you show up unannounced he will throw eggs at you until you stop besieging his castle. His egg supply is nigh unlimited. If your reflexes are good enough to catch them without breaking them this this is a good way to score free eggs. If you do this enough and are truly lucky, our friend alnilam will get desperate and attempt to cook the eggs and throw delicious omelets at you.
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Dec 6, 2016 14:24
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City of Glompton posted:hail satan! |
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Dec 6, 2016 14:51
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look out, here [my gift] comes! 
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Dec 6, 2016 19:14
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there's really only one thread a year where i get to use that smiley and by gawd I'm gonna use it |
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Dec 6, 2016 19:14
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alnilam posted:there's really only one thread a year where i get to use that smiley and by gawd I'm gonna use it cause santa claus is mowing you down!
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Dec 6, 2016 19:45
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mrbradlymrmartin posted:cause santa claus is mowing you down! he knows when you are sleeping he sees when you're awake he knows if you've been bad or good he's got a scope for goodness' sake
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Dec 6, 2016 20:36
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POOL IS CLOSED posted:he knows when you are sleeping
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Dec 6, 2016 20:37
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 my box was marked by usps as in transit to my santee two days ago. did you deliver it, usps?! don't hold back!
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Dec 7, 2016 16:16
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my guy should get his presents on monday!!! the ups guy asked me hard questions like what his/her name was or what was in the box so I mostly lied because I didn't want to explain. I told him it was for ebay
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Dec 7, 2016 20:09
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MrWillsauce posted:my guy should get his presents on monday!!! the ups guy asked me hard questions like what his/her name was or what was in the box so I mostly lied because I didn't want to explain. I told him it was for ebay what i did this time bc sometimes they get all bossy about using proper names or having a good return address is i brought 3 different packages and started shoving them at them while also saying i needed some tape and asking about the holiday stamps. if you keep them talking and distracted they don't pay attention so much to the words on your package and your odds of making a clean getaway are much better
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Dec 7, 2016 20:16
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i live in a college town so the postal officers don't even give a gently caress. the undergrads have already destroyed them
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Dec 7, 2016 20:18
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Whoever has me should probably put my name on it
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Dec 7, 2016 20:23
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super mario batali posted:Whoever has me should probably put my name on it edit: nevermind all that that i just wrote. your santa has your name
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Dec 7, 2016 20:28
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FluffieDuckie posted:edit: nevermind all that that i just wrote. your santa has your name Don't dox me :v
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Dec 7, 2016 20:29
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super mario batali posted:Don't dox me :v i wasn't doxing you. i told you you only provided your first name which was wrong because i was reading my giant excel spreadsheet wrong like a dummy
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Dec 7, 2016 20:31
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FluffieDuckie posted:i wasn't doxing you. i told you you only provided your first name which was wrong because i was reading my giant excel spreadsheet wrong like a dummy Thanks for organizing all this Fluffie
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Dec 7, 2016 20:34
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super mario batali posted:Thanks for organizing all this Fluffie |
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Dec 7, 2016 20:39
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super mario batali posted:Thanks for organizing all this Fluffie
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Dec 7, 2016 20:41
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super mario batali posted:Thanks for organizing all this Fluffie |
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Dec 7, 2016 20:42
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Fluffie is like meta-santa, except to her santee to whom she's also actual-santa |
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Dec 7, 2016 20:56
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fluffie is the best santa 
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Dec 7, 2016 20:57
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super mario batali posted:Thanks for organizing all this Fluffie |
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Dec 7, 2016 20:58
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super mario batali posted:Thanks for organizing all this Fluffie |
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Dec 7, 2016 21:00
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POOL IS CLOSED posted:fluffie is the best santa And/Or Camp Councilor
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Dec 7, 2016 21:03
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super mario batali posted:Thanks for organizing all this Fluffie 
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Dec 7, 2016 21:10
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super mario batali posted:Thanks for organizing all this Fluffie
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Dec 7, 2016 21:12
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y'all are sweet. let's wait until we're sure i didn't give the same santee to 2 santas or something before we throw the victory party also if you guys make me ban someone i'm gonna be SO MAD
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Dec 7, 2016 21:18
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