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Fojar38 posted:is that ridge massage thing the equivilant of sex for ferengi Yup. It's like getting a very public handie. But women aren't people so no biggie right?
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Computer, load program "LaForge_Fuck_Table_07" and character "Compliant_Brahms_03". Disable safety protocols. How about 11 me's one for every day of the week
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Ugh, I'm up to Q2 on my Voyager rewatch. Remember the time Q visited DS9 and The Sisko straight up punched him in the face? Q never came back to DS9 after that. The other Starfleet captains never hit Q and he kept bothering them. Further proof The Sisko is the best captain.
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Yivgev posted:visor on or off I'd prefer to wear a visor, tia
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vortmax posted:Ugh, I'm up to Q2 on my Voyager rewatch. Remember the time Q visited DS9 and The Sisko straight up punched him in the face? Q never came back to DS9 after that. The other Starfleet captains never hit Q and he kept bothering them. Further proof The Sisko is the best captain. It's a metaphor for how to best deal with trolls in real life.
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FuturePastNow posted:Quark had more sex with Klingon women than Worf did As far as banging goes: Cardassian or Klingon? I suppose Quark is the one to ask but I'm in the Cardassian corner.
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vortmax posted:Ugh, I'm up to Q2 on my Voyager rewatch. Remember the time Q visited DS9 and The Sisko straight up punched him in the face? Q never came back to DS9 after that. The other Starfleet captains never hit Q and he kept bothering them. Further proof The Sisko is the best captain. Sisko had other annoying galactic superbeings to deal with, and he never punched them.
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MA-Horus posted:Yup. It's like getting a very public handie. But women aren't people so no biggie right? Maybe I'm remembering wrong, but in the Magnificent Ferengi doesn't Moogie grab Nog by the ear when she's angry at him?
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MrSlam posted:Maybe I'm remembering wrong, but in the Magnificent Ferengi doesn't Moogie grab Nog by the ear when she's angry at him? i know goons aren't exactly sexperts but i suggest you think about this for a moment
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I think Ferengi ears are more like really big sensitive nips and they still have actual dicks but it's not like I think about this a lot or anything
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Nostalgia4Infinity posted:i know goons aren't exactly sexperts but i suggest you think about this for a moment Tempo 119 posted:I think Ferengi ears are more like really big sensitive nips and they still have actual dicks but it's not like I think about this a lot or anything Yeah it just kind of struck me that they casually grab each other by the nips/balls all the time. Maybe that's why they're not that violent of a species, walking around with your most sensitive parts exposed deters the general populace from getting in fist fights. It'd be like if Klingons had their balls hanging out of their pants, they'd kick each other in the crotch so much they'd have to develop a No Junk Kicking law.
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Tempo 119 posted:I think Ferengi ears are more like really big sensitive nips and they still have actual dicks but it's not like I think about this a lot or anything Well Gene thought about it a lot and he said they have huge dongs so
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Yivgev posted:visor on or off yes
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Well I mean it's heavily implied in the conversation Leeta has with Rom about giving Oomachs to himself when she's all 'Who's the lucky lady?' and he's all 'No one else, just me.'. And didn't he get a horrible inner ear infection from ear-wanking too much? Or was that not in the same ep?
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That was the one. That's the inciting incident that gets everyone talking about a union-- Rom can't take time off for his jacking off related illness.
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Wow that's amazing. A bottom of the barrel ambitionless ferrengi who wanks himself into a medical condition end up becoming a marxist feminist trade unionist and not only revolts against his boss, but ends up becoming leader of his entire race. This tells me if you ever want full socialism in the US, just get big business to do something that impinges on the worker's right to wank.
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He was just bad at being a waiter; he was great at fixing poo poo and de-jizzing the holodeck. #ImWithRom
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Baronjutter posted:Wow that's amazing. A bottom of the barrel ambitionless ferrengi who wanks himself into a medical condition end up becoming a marxist feminist trade unionist and not only revolts against his boss, but ends up becoming leader of his entire race. When he's writing his memoirs after he's become as old as Zek I wonder if he'll be smart enough to leave out the Oomox or if he'll still be Rom enough to go into explicit enthusiastic detail I kind of worry that the Ferengi would lose their way of life after DS9 and Rom-inomics, but it might work out if they're styled as a pro-Ferengi nationalistic kind of laws. All Ferengi deserve a basic amount of decency like education, vacation time, and healthcare, but screw all the hu-mon employees and their lazy work ethic.
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Teriyaki Hairpiece posted:Sisko had other annoying galactic superbeings to deal with, and he never punched them.
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Ferenghi are overselling it. In reality the ear thing is like a hu-mon getting one of those wire prong scalp massages.
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JediTalentAgent posted:Ferenghi are overselling it. In reality the ear thing is like a hu-mon getting one of those wire prong scalp massages. Can you cum from a scalp massage?
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:Can you cum from a scalp massage? I dunno, but I'm willing to find out!
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I was saddened to learn today that there is a real sports team called "Romulus F.C." and that they use some stupid Roman iconography on their shirts. What a waste.
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Business as Usual. I get why everyone is pissed off at Quark, but of all the stuff he pulls, this is what makes Jadzia hate him? Not that whole "let people onto the station who want to steal the Dax symbiont and kill her" plot?
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So ignoring that Xyrillian biology (species that knocked up Tucker) doesn't make sense to me, it does remind me a little of Enemy Mine  if only because of the makeup and the weird reproduction process.Instead of watching Unexpected, go watch Enemy Mine 
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Arcsquad12 posted:Business as Usual. I get why everyone is pissed off at Quark, but of all the stuff he pulls, this is what makes Jadzia hate him? Not that whole "let people onto the station who want to steal the Dax symbiont and kill her" plot? Kira was super pissed with him about that and to his credit, he helped get the symbiont back. Their friendship didn't really start until after that episode though.
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I always got the impression that aside from being easily bullied, quark would more or less pretty much just gamble on the ability of the crew to stop whatever shenanigans he 'sold them out' for. I don't know what i'm basing this on, i havent watched any ds9 in a few months, but when quark did something that's frequently motivated by malice, it more or less seemed like he was just sending some poor abitious idiot to his doom against the plot armored cast for a quick buck.
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MrSlam posted:So ignoring that Xyrillian biology (species that knocked up Tucker) doesn't make sense to me, it does remind me a little of Enemy Mine I love the scene with the Klingons laughing at him when he shows the nipple on his wrist like "you loving dumbass".
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MrSlam posted:So ignoring that Xyrillian biology (species that knocked up Tucker) doesn't make sense to me, it does remind me a little of Enemy Mine I'll never see this trash
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but it's good
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Arcsquad12 posted:Business as Usual. I get why everyone is pissed off at Quark, but of all the stuff he pulls, this is what makes Jadzia hate him? Not that whole "let people onto the station who want to steal the Dax symbiont and kill her" plot?
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This is how Keiko says "School"
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Sten Freak posted:Yeah I thought Quark got off waaaay too easily for the latter. I like that he'll do anything for a buck and they said something like "this time you've gone too far!" but we should have seen him in the lockup for a while after that. He suffered a severe financial penalty tho. Isn't that the worst thing they Sisko could have done to a Ferengi?
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I didn't really get what was up everyone's butthole in Business as Usual to be honest. Yeah Quark sold arms. Big deal. He didn't do anything Starfleet intelligence doesn't do daily and when it got to be all 'biological weapons killing millions' he very quickly not only backed out but set up the arms dealers to take a huge rear end fall. Not like the Maquis just magicked arms into existence for themselves.
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