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I Was The Fury

Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds

I wish amazon had let me group all the gifts together into one delivery instead of grouping a couple and just letting the other flow on the currents of the USPS typhoon.

E: let me take this top o the page opportunity to say merry December to you all

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super mario batali

Dice-a the Mushroom
I just found something perfect for my santee. :evilbuddy:


Robot Made of Meat

FluffieDuckie posted:

what i did this time bc sometimes they get all bossy about using proper names or having a good return address is i brought 3 different packages and started shoving them at them while also saying i needed some tape and asking about the holiday stamps. if you keep them talking and distracted they don't pay attention so much to the words on your package and your odds of making a clean getaway are much better


At the risk of sounding terrorist-y or encouraging committing federal crimes, they do not check your return address. So, put down anything you want.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

death sext


you guys. you guys! I got a SECOND present!!!

I gots bone feet!



All the bones are labeled which is really cool. The cat is jealous.



But these aren't just skeleton socks. If you flip them over, you get a handy reflexology chart. Keeping my S I N U S E S healthy will be so easy now.



Thank you so much for these awesome socks, secret Santa! What a wonderful surprise.


POOL IS CLOSED

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
those are some sweet socks :3: need some cat bone leggings for you friend, with cat paw reflexology


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Android Blues

that is the best gift and i'm jealous. also, great cat

death sext


It's weird, I've been going back through old Oh No Ross and Carrie podcast episodes and the reflexology one was on today :tinfoil:


social vegan



amazing socks! *steps on lego, ears pop*

alnilam

social vegan posted:

amazing socks! *steps on lego, ears pop*

FluffieDuckie

Robot Made of Meat posted:

At the risk of sounding terrorist-y or encouraging committing federal crimes, they do not check your return address. So, put down anything you want.

yeah you'd think that but i've run into problems trying to send stuff without a return address on it. it's beyond their comprehension why i wouldn't put my return address on something.

i usually win that one but really who wants the hassle


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Manifisto


FluffieDuckie posted:

yeah you'd think that but i've run into problems trying to send stuff without a return address on it. it's beyond their comprehension why i wouldn't put my return address on something.

i usually win that one but really who wants the hassle

I think what robot is saying is you could put down a return address of "Captain Nemo, 1234 Nowhere St., Fictionville, AZ 69420" and they would accept it without question, their duty having been fulfilled by the inclusion of a return address, however ridiculous

FluffieDuckie

ah


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Quidthulhu

Stand down, men! It's only smooching!

can we all use that as the return address :3

Urodov


it's not impossible to cheat the postal system by sending mail with insufficient postage but the true intended address as the return address. i can't see that working for anything but local addresses though, so it's a pretty weak lifehack/crime.


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POOL IS CLOSED

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
fraudin the post office is like stealin catnip from kittons


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Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


please do not defraud the postal service.


Piso Mojado

hamjobs posted:

please do not defraud the postal service.

If you do, film it and win an av from inri

MrWillsauce

I love my armadillo shirt so much omg

I love my painting even more

I am so happy that someone gave me these things. I can't get over it

I love my cards and letters and satan drawings and weird scalp thing and addictive taffy too



Senior Management



what happens if you provide sufficient postage and mail nothing illegal is sent but set both the delivery address and return address as "FluffieDuckie's House, Far Away State?" I know some people mail things to themselves for reasons like weird copyright ones. But being in a far away state might be weird. Unless of course you were visiting somewhere and wanted to send it home.

:jerry:

ass
santa cometh





I'll read the booklets soon. The one with the cartoon girl is gonna be thrilling.

Good god, the gift message.



There's even more writing on the back of the paper, lol. A thrilling story involving pinball machines.





That's a fantastic gift, santa. Australian tat is always welcome. Thank you!

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death sext


MrWillsauce posted:

I love my armadillo shirt so much omg

I love my painting even more

I am so happy that someone gave me these things. I can't get over it

I love my cards and letters and satan drawings and weird scalp thing and addictive taffy too

Satan musta thought you've been extra good this year :twisted:

real good gifts, rear end!


vanisher

rear end posted:

santa cometh

Haha, awesome

I want to see that letter typed out chop chop

oops I mean please, and only if you want



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

FluffieDuckie

rear end posted:

santa cometh





I'll read the booklets soon. The one with the cartoon girl is gonna be thrilling.

Good god, the gift message.



There's even more writing on the back of the paper, lol. A thrilling story involving pinball machines.





That's a fantastic gift, santa. Australian tat is always welcome. Thank you!


did santa make that little critter?


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Senior Management



So it turns out that you can't just mail your secret Santa your dental bill and expect them to pay it. This is such a weird planet.

:jerry:

POOL IS CLOSED

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.

Vynar posted:

So it turns out that you can't just mail your secret Santa your dental bill and expect them to pay it. This is such a weird planet.

is your secret santa delta dental


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ass

vanisher posted:

Haha, awesome

I want to see that letter typed out chop chop

oops I mean please, and only if you want

Yeah, I'll post the full message + some pics of the booklets. I'm out of town for a few days so I'll update when I can.

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ass

FluffieDuckie posted:

did santa make that little critter?

I have no idea unfortunately. Either way it's lovely.

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big black turnout



Sorry it's taken me so long to post these but things haven't been going so well lately... This definitely brightened up my week though!

Box without shipping info



Packed box



Awesome Santa letter!



Manifisto brand cocoa!





Veggie brush... I've actually been meaning to get one of these, thanks!



Oh wait, here's the box I was supposed to open first... oops



Oh man, these are adorable AND delicious



More yums!



My very own byob mug, perfect for making cocoa in???



And after all those sweets, my teeth could use some cleaning... and here's just the thing



Ok, Stella I guess you can play with it too...



And last but not least, a full byob brand squirrel greasing kit, complete with comb, heck yeah!





Thanks again to my secret santa manifisto and to fluffie for organizing all this!!!


POOL IS CLOSED

I'm just exploding with mackerel. This is the aji wo kutta of my discontent.
a fantastic collection of holiday cheer

gj manifisto, excellent unboxing bbt!

let us clink our byob mugs to another fine byobby season


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Nooner

AN A+ OPSTER (:
I hope my secret santee likes what I got them, when are we supposed to say who got who?


alnilam

Very nice manifisto and bbt! All you primo santas are making me feel inadequate :ohdearsass:

Regardless I'm excite, i just saw that my santee's package was delivered :suspense:

vanisher

Awesome job Manifisto!!

Great unwrapping post too :)



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

City of Glompton

that was a well-done presenting. I'm impressed by the squirrel grease.


thank you PSP for the beautiful spring sig

Manifisto



woohoo! glad you like the stuff, although I am really sorry to hear that things aren't as they should be . . . I really hope your xmas season turns around. and happy squirrel lubing/greasing!


ty nesamdoom!

social vegan



Amazing gift sesh! Good vibes 2 bbt

FluffieDuckie

ok guys by my count we have 7 people who haven't shipped or havent told me they shipped.

you guys better be taping up packages right now :toughguy:


Thank you for the beautiful sig Machai!

Nooner

AN A+ OPSTER (:

FluffieDuckie posted:

ok guys by my count we have 7 people who haven't shipped or havent told me they shipped.

you guys better be taping up packages right now :toughguy:

Oh I forgot to tell you, I have shipped item.


super mario batali

Dice-a the Mushroom

FluffieDuckie posted:

ok guys by my count we have 7 people who haven't shipped or havent told me they shipped.

you guys better be taping up packages right now :toughguy:

I'm shipping tomorrow


Randy Travesty

PHANTOM QUEEN


duckie, when you are not busy and have a chance, please check your email! thank you! you are the best for organizing and putting up with all of us. i promise i won't threadshit here ever.


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Robot Made of Meat

big black turnout posted:

Sorry it's taken me so long to post these but things haven't been going so well lately... This definitely brightened up my week though!

Box without shipping info



Packed box



Awesome Santa letter!



Manifisto brand cocoa!





Veggie brush... I've actually been meaning to get one of these, thanks!



Oh wait, here's the box I was supposed to open first... oops



Oh man, these are adorable AND delicious



More yums!



My very own byob mug, perfect for making cocoa in???



And after all those sweets, my teeth could use some cleaning... and here's just the thing



Ok, Stella I guess you can play with it too...



And last but not least, a full byob brand squirrel greasing kit, complete with comb, heck yeah!





Thanks again to my secret santa manifisto and to fluffie for organizing all this!!!

I could only see the first two pictures because the rest were ".webp" files (whatever the h*ck that is), so I fixed that.


Thanks to Manifisto for the sig!

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