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Jerome Agricola
Apr 11, 2010

Seriously,

who dat?

Play posted:

Hi goons!

This is a book that I read some years ago, most likely translated from German (or perhaps Bavarian or something similar).

The book centers around a paranoid nobleman who lives in an enormous castle in the forest. There is some discussion of forestry, I remember, but the majority of the book is a long, entrancing but clearly insane rant on the part of the nobleman to one of his young retainers. I think there was some discussion of an illegitimate child and the count's father, and part of the rant took place on the ramparts of the castle.

Edit: I believe it took place perhaps in the late 1800s? It seemed much older due to the castle and everything but I think the idea was it was an area kind of untouched by time. I'm pretty sure I remember there being a truck, however, but it could've been a wagon I suppose. Dammit I wish I could remember more.


A human heart posted:

That could possibly be Gargoyles, by Thomas Bernhard.

Yeah, although some of the details are wrong but that's almost certainly Bernhard's Gargoyles.

E: Damnit, new page, added quotes for context

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504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich
A collection of stories, I read in school so roughly the mid 90s..

It was a collection of "creepy" stories supposedly told by country folk and handed down by word of mouth (all fiction of course that was just to sell the book)

Stories were:

A burnt in devils hoofprint that would not wash off a window
The tale of a "water witch" that drowned people trying to cross her river
A sinkhole that people throw pennies into, two brothers steal some and are tormented overnight


The copy I read was hardback with a water color painted cover of figures with no faces.

froglet
Nov 12, 2009

You see, the best way to Stop the Boats is a massive swarm of autonomous armed dogs. Strafing a few boats will stop the rest and save many lives in the long term.

You can't make an Omelet without breaking a few eggs. Vote Greens.

504 posted:

A collection of stories, I read in school so roughly the mid 90s..

It was a collection of "creepy" stories supposedly told by country folk and handed down by word of mouth (all fiction of course that was just to sell the book)

Stories were:

A burnt in devils hoofprint that would not wash off a window
The tale of a "water witch" that drowned people trying to cross her river
A sinkhole that people throw pennies into, two brothers steal some and are tormented overnight


The copy I read was hardback with a water color painted cover of figures with no faces.

I think I've read the same book. No, I don't remember the name, either. The devil's footprint sounds like a spin-off of the Jersey Devil or 'Devil's Footprints' tales, though.

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray

A human heart posted:

That could possibly be Gargoyles, by Thomas Bernhard.

You sir are possibly a gentleman and most definitely a scholar. And yeah, the details were extremely muddled. It was about 8 years ago that I read it, the wear and tear on my brain since then has been considerable

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich

froglet posted:

I think I've read the same book. No, I don't remember the name, either. The devil's footprint sounds like a spin-off of the Jersey Devil or 'Devil's Footprints' tales, though.

I've remembered another story, the space travelers that get stung by alien insects and try to cure the large boils with drugs/surgery. Sound like the same one?

FAKE EDIT: Googled this and it seems everyone is looking but no one knows.

504 fucked around with this message at 00:50 on Nov 5, 2016

The Chad Jihad
Feb 24, 2007


504 posted:

A collection of stories, I read in school so roughly the mid 90s..

It was a collection of "creepy" stories supposedly told by country folk and handed down by word of mouth (all fiction of course that was just to sell the book)

Stories were:

A burnt in devils hoofprint that would not wash off a window
The tale of a "water witch" that drowned people trying to cross her river
A sinkhole that people throw pennies into, two brothers steal some and are tormented overnight


The copy I read was hardback with a water color painted cover of figures with no faces.

Could it be Strangely Enough ?

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich
This is exactly the right type of book, but not the one im looking for..

Missed by that much!

Play
Apr 25, 2006

Strong stroll for a mangy stray
We've got a mystery on our hands!

yaffle
Sep 15, 2002

Flapdoodle
Australian, read it in 2000, set in the 1950's: An aboriginal girl is taken from her family to live with a white family, maybe has a baby with the father? It was a very long time ago, it's not follow the rabbit proof fence.

dordreff
Jul 16, 2013

yaffle posted:

Australian, read it in 2000, set in the 1950's: An aboriginal girl is taken from her family to live with a white family, maybe has a baby with the father? It was a very long time ago, it's not follow the rabbit proof fence.

The setting's about a century off but it could be Wanting by Richard Flanigan. Otherwise it could be one of the compilations of Stolen Generation stories, like The Stolen Children: Their Stories published by the Human Rights Commission.

Truck Stop Stall
Jul 11, 2006

There's a short science fiction story about a human astronaut who lands on Mars and finds an empty village of ugly dwellings that have horrible music playing in them. As he wanders around the village he finds that the dwellings become more and more attractive and the music sounds better and better. It's implied that he turns Martian. At the end there's a line like "And he raised his eye stalks in exultation" or something to that effect. Any ideas? It was probably written more than 10 years ago.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Truck Stop Stall posted:

There's a short science fiction story about a human astronaut who lands on Mars and finds an empty village of ugly dwellings that have horrible music playing in them. As he wanders around the village he finds that the dwellings become more and more attractive and the music sounds better and better. It's implied that he turns Martian. At the end there's a line like "And he raised his eye stalks in exultation" or something to that effect. Any ideas? It was probably written more than 10 years ago.

I've read this but I can't remember who wrote it. I wanna say Bradbury maybe? We're back in that era, 1960 at the latest in my opinion. He's drawn to the music irresistibly, there's a horror element to it, how he cannot stop. And yeah he becomes like the Martians, transformed through the music.

I think the basic plot might also have been used in an EC horror comic, which implies 1940s.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

Sounds like Adaptation by AE van Vogt (AKA The Enchanted Village).

mariooncrack
Dec 27, 2008
I think this would be considered a YA novel.

There's a young girl and her family living in a historical reenactment of a city or village. She doesn't know it's a reenactment though. Her mom or her parents tell her one day that she needs to leave to save them. She finds out that it's not really the 1700 or 1800s. I don't farther than that. I think I was about 10 when this story was read to me.

wheatpuppy
Apr 25, 2008

YOU HAVE MY POST!

mariooncrack posted:

I think this would be considered a YA novel.

There's a young girl and her family living in a historical reenactment of a city or village. She doesn't know it's a reenactment though. Her mom or her parents tell her one day that she needs to leave to save them. She finds out that it's not really the 1700 or 1800s. I don't farther than that. I think I was about 10 when this story was read to me.

This is almost certainly Running Out of Time by Margaret Peterson Haddix.

mariooncrack
Dec 27, 2008

wheatpuppy posted:

This is almost certainly Running Out of Time by Margaret Peterson Haddix.

That sounds right. My teacher was reading it to us but never finished it before the school year ended. I can finally go back and find out how it ended. Thank you!

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china
During the mid-to-late 90s, I found this hardcover in the reference section at my local library:

A short occult/supernatural compendium on witches, werewolves, vampires, and the like. Each entry subject was listed in bold text, but I don't remember how they were categorized. The entry that stands out the most in my memory was The Sons of Judas- pale, red-haired vampires with three "X"s scored into their foreheads to mark their allegiance to Judas, who accepted thirty silver as compensation for his betrayal of Christ.

The book had lots of fun tidbits of info: Werewolves cannot cross streams and rivers. Witches can be ferreted out by catching them lunching in outhouses as they defecate...

I think the book cover was black canvas with foil embossed lettering.

Been searching for this book ever since I placed it back on that shelf twenty years ago....

Aaronicon
Oct 2, 2010

A BLOO BLOO ANYONE I DISAGREE WITH IS A "BAD PERSON" WHO DESERVES TO DIE PLEEEASE DONT FALL ALL OVER YOURSELF WHITEWASHING THEM A BLOO BLOO
These two have been bothering me for a while. I would have read them / had them read to me in the mid-90s, and I think both were from New Zealand authors, which makes it harder.

The first one had two kids - I think they were siblings? - who hooked up with an old man who turned out to be magical and the two kids were the chosen ones, all the usual stuff. The only concrete bit I can remember is that the 'test' for the two kids was him giving them two stones, and asking what colour they were. The girl could see the grey stone swirl and turn into a bunch of different colours, but the boy couldn't until later on, and presumably some kind of prophecy kicked in and there was some kind of portal down a bunch of stairs, deep inside the Earth?

The second I have even fewer details. I think it was about a young boy and an old woman, making their way across post-apocalyptic New Zealand. I can only remember this one because the young kid called the woman a "stupid old bitch" at some point, but our teacher read it as "stupid old hag" because we were young and sensitive and totally didn't call our classmates things a million times worse than that already. There was an action scene where they were being chased across a river? Something to do with nomadic tribes in great big caravans going across the country?

No-one's asked for a book like this, but just in the off chance, Bad Circuits was a book I was agonising about remembering for months this year before something finally clicked and I magically Googled the right keywords to find it, and the books I'm describing would have been a couple years either side of this one. I also remember the Fly The Unfriendly Skies one from the same series, mostly because I lent to a girl named Melissa that I had a crush on back then and she never gave it back. C'mon Melissa! Way to harsh on pre-teen me.

Runcible Cat
May 28, 2007

Ignoring this post

First one is Under the Mountain by Maurice Gee.

a friendly penguin
Feb 1, 2007

trolling for fish

Fleetwood posted:

During the mid-to-late 90s, I found this hardcover in the reference section at my local library:

A short occult/supernatural compendium on witches, werewolves, vampires, and the like. Each entry subject was listed in bold text, but I don't remember how they were categorized. The entry that stands out the most in my memory was The Sons of Judas- pale, red-haired vampires with three "X"s scored into their foreheads to mark their allegiance to Judas, who accepted thirty silver as compensation for his betrayal of Christ.

The book had lots of fun tidbits of info: Werewolves cannot cross streams and rivers. Witches can be ferreted out by catching them lunching in outhouses as they defecate...

I think the book cover was black canvas with foil embossed lettering.

Been searching for this book ever since I placed it back on that shelf twenty years ago....

Man, Myth & Magic? https://www.amazon.com/Man-Myth-Mag...=man+myth+magic
If it is, it's probably with this cover instead:

Or long shot: https://www.amazon.com/Encyclopedia...that+never+were

Aaronicon
Oct 2, 2010

A BLOO BLOO ANYONE I DISAGREE WITH IS A "BAD PERSON" WHO DESERVES TO DIE PLEEEASE DONT FALL ALL OVER YOURSELF WHITEWASHING THEM A BLOO BLOO

Runcible Cat posted:

First one is Under the Mountain by Maurice Gee.

poo poo, spot on. Thanks!

Big Bad Beetleborg
Apr 8, 2007

Things may come to those who wait...but only the things left by those who hustle.

Aaronicon posted:

The second I have even fewer details. I think it was about a young boy and an old woman, making their way across post-apocalyptic New Zealand. I can only remember this one because the young kid called the woman a "stupid old bitch" at some point, but our teacher read it as "stupid old hag" because we were young and sensitive and totally didn't call our classmates things a million times worse than that already. There was an action scene where they were being chased across a river? Something to do with nomadic tribes in great big caravans going across the country?


Jack Lasenby's "Because We Were The Travelers"

e: If you actually enjoy them, you might want to look up Ken Catran's stuff too - he adapted Under the Mountain for tv and also wrote "You're not in Guatemala any more, Dr Ropata" and got pissy about how heavily it was used in promo stuff.

Big Bad Beetleborg fucked around with this message at 01:47 on Nov 21, 2016

Aaronicon
Oct 2, 2010

A BLOO BLOO ANYONE I DISAGREE WITH IS A "BAD PERSON" WHO DESERVES TO DIE PLEEEASE DONT FALL ALL OVER YOURSELF WHITEWASHING THEM A BLOO BLOO

Big Bad Beetleborg posted:

Jack Lasenby's "Because We Were The Travelers"

e: If you actually enjoy them, you might want to look up Ken Catran's stuff too - he adapted Under the Mountain for tv and also wrote "You're not in Guatemala any more, Dr Ropata" and got pissy about how heavily it was used in promo stuff.

Haha, I still use that line on a weekly basis but classic Shortland Street episodes aren't considered prime-time material in today's Australia so the reference is lost on a lot of people. Thanks!

504
Feb 2, 2016

by R. Guyovich
I saw a book in a store (new) in 1998/99 and read the first couple of pages.

The scene was the execution of two(?) men in a Nazi death camp, pretty standard war story stuff but at the end the Final lines give a time and date of the camp being in one of the American states.

If you know what im talking about can you tell me if its worth reading.

Fleetwood
Mar 26, 2010


biggest hochul head in china

a friendly penguin posted:

Man, Myth & Magic?


This... might just be it! Thank you and bless you, sir! I've spent too much time searching for this book on my own. Next, I'm going to track down a copy. If this turns out to be the one, you'll have my eternal gratitude.

Cornwind Evil
Dec 14, 2004


The undisputed world champion of wrestling effortposting
There was this book I read in college for a class that for the life of me I cannot remember the title of. The plot was presented as two supposed 'real' diaries (both actually fiction). The first 2/3 of the book was the diary of a man who supposedly (in like, 1885 or so) had an odd as hell medical genius friend who, when a woman died while heavily pregnant, managed to transplant the infant's brain into the woman's body, hence creating a 'new woman' from the two dead people, and the events that occurred after that. The last third is the diary of the self-same woman (who married the man) who basically says his diary is a ludicrous pack of lies built around a bare framework of truth (she just suffered a head injury according to her, for example), and tells the supposed 'real story' before the rest of the book recounts the woman's later life.

The thing that always stuck with me beyond the plot was this terrible bit of meanness. The woman, once her husband died and her sons were reaching adulthood, started getting heavily involved in socialist causes...around the start of the 20th century. She's optimistically musing on the possibility that if the world powers try and go to war again, the workers could unite and shut down production and hence the world powers would have no one to fight or tools to fight with. Then WWI breaks out, that doesn't happen because she doesn't understand how intense nationalism was in those days, her sons join up as soldiers, and immediately die in the meat grinder. There are few harsher repudiations of one's beliefs by history (and the real world?) than THAT.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Cornwind Evil posted:

There was this book I read in college for a class that for the life of me I cannot remember the title of. The plot was presented as two supposed 'real' diaries (both actually fiction). The first 2/3 of the book was the diary of a man who supposedly (in like, 1885 or so) had an odd as hell medical genius friend who, when a woman died while heavily pregnant, managed to transplant the infant's brain into the woman's body, hence creating a 'new woman' from the two dead people, and the events that occurred after that. The last third is the diary of the self-same woman (who married the man) who basically says his diary is a ludicrous pack of lies built around a bare framework of truth (she just suffered a head injury according to her, for example), and tells the supposed 'real story' before the rest of the book recounts the woman's later life.

The thing that always stuck with me beyond the plot was this terrible bit of meanness. The woman, once her husband died and her sons were reaching adulthood, started getting heavily involved in socialist causes...around the start of the 20th century. She's optimistically musing on the possibility that if the world powers try and go to war again, the workers could unite and shut down production and hence the world powers would have no one to fight or tools to fight with. Then WWI breaks out, that doesn't happen because she doesn't understand how intense nationalism was in those days, her sons join up as soldiers, and immediately die in the meat grinder. There are few harsher repudiations of one's beliefs by history (and the real world?) than THAT.

So it's a book about an adult man who has sex with a newborn infant whose mind is trapped in an adult woman's body.

That's next level right there.

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I know of at least 12 Japanese mangas it could be

Cornwind Evil
Dec 14, 2004


The undisputed world champion of wrestling effortposting

Powaqoatse posted:

So it's a book about an adult man who has sex with a newborn infant whose mind is trapped in an adult woman's body.

That's next level right there.

That's actually one of the main 'problems' of the novel: it's an infant brain developing inside an already matured woman's body.

And funny you should mention manga, as the book actually has a lot of drawings in it of the characters (not in manga style, I'll just say). No, nothing 'bad' is drawn. It's used to show people, areas, and in one case a letter written by the infant/woman as she expresses her overwhelming horror at discovering that not all humans are made alike or in the same circumstances.

The XKCD Larper
Mar 1, 2009

by Lowtax

Cornwind Evil posted:

There was this book I read in college for a class that for the life of me I cannot remember the title of. The plot was presented as two supposed 'real' diaries (both actually fiction). The first 2/3 of the book was the diary of a man who supposedly (in like, 1885 or so) had an odd as hell medical genius friend who, when a woman died while heavily pregnant, managed to transplant the infant's brain into the woman's body, hence creating a 'new woman' from the two dead people, and the events that occurred after that. The last third is the diary of the self-same woman (who married the man) who basically says his diary is a ludicrous pack of lies built around a bare framework of truth (she just suffered a head injury according to her, for example), and tells the supposed 'real story' before the rest of the book recounts the woman's later life.

The thing that always stuck with me beyond the plot was this terrible bit of meanness. The woman, once her husband died and her sons were reaching adulthood, started getting heavily involved in socialist causes...around the start of the 20th century. She's optimistically musing on the possibility that if the world powers try and go to war again, the workers could unite and shut down production and hence the world powers would have no one to fight or tools to fight with. Then WWI breaks out, that doesn't happen because she doesn't understand how intense nationalism was in those days, her sons join up as soldiers, and immediately die in the meat grinder. There are few harsher repudiations of one's beliefs by history (and the real world?) than THAT.

Infinite jest

The XKCD Larper
Mar 1, 2009

by Lowtax

Play posted:

Hi goons!

This is a book that I read some years ago, most likely translated from German (or perhaps Bavarian or something similar).

The book centers around a paranoid nobleman who lives in an enormous castle in the forest. There is some discussion of forestry, I remember, but the majority of the book is a long, entrancing but clearly insane rant on the part of the nobleman to one of his young retainers. I think there was some discussion of an illegitimate child and the count's father, and part of the rant took place on the ramparts of the castle.

Edit: I believe it took place perhaps in the late 1800s? It seemed much older due to the castle and everything but I think the idea was it was an area kind of untouched by time. I'm pretty sure I remember there being a truck, however, but it could've been a wagon I suppose. Dammit I wish I could remember more.

David foster Walace's "Infinite JEst"

The XKCD Larper
Mar 1, 2009

by Lowtax

Gambrinus posted:

A short story with Lovecraftian elements. I read it in the UK when I was a kid circa 1990. It was in a collection of short stories in hardboiled with a blueish cover. Pretty sure it wasn't actually by Lovecraft.

The story had a man who came into possession of some kind of figurine that looked a bit Egyptian (not sure about that). He became a bit obsessed with it and copied the pose of the figurine and then fell asleep and woke up in a sort of weird dream world.

In this dream world was a pine cone made out of human fingernails.

Any ideas?

Ifninite Jest.

The XKCD Larper
Mar 1, 2009

by Lowtax

GlenMR posted:

My partner is trying to remember the name of a story about a taxi driver called Eddie who begins to receive letters in the mail. Each letter has a task for him to complete, but the tasks become more complex as the story goes on.

Any ideas?

The title of the book is Infinite Jest by D Foster Wallace.

The XKCD Larper
Mar 1, 2009

by Lowtax

DACK FAYDEN posted:

Yellowed paperpack, probably 70s-80s, from a public library.

A (paraplegic?) retired cop meets a woman in some kind of virtual reality game and it turns out she's a teenager and yeah, it gets as sketchy as imagined. I think maybe the cop was trying to track down a teenage boy criminal of some sort? Cop might be paraplegic because he was shot by a woman's ex-husband after he started sleeping with her? I honestly don't know if I hallucinated this book altogether.

It's called Ifinite Jest by David Wallace

edit: spelling

The XKCD Larper
Mar 1, 2009

by Lowtax

Travic posted:

I'm trying to remember a fantasy book I read in the 90's. Some guy was sent back in time and became apprenticed to a mage. I remember he was kind of a screw up and ended the book fighting a huge worm/centipede. It felt like it was part of a series.

I realize now as an adult it may have been a self insert, but I'd still like to know what it was.

Infinite JEst.

The XKCD Larper
Mar 1, 2009

by Lowtax

504 posted:

Name this book based on a decade old memory and piss all details.

1: Two (or more) astronauts go to the moon (mars?) and enter a previously sent spaceship that stopped contact for unknown reasons, one of them drinks from a bottle of wine they find and during take off one of the other astronauts realizes it was blood (or something) because it wasn't frozen, and then the drinker turns into a vampire.

Infinite JEst. By David foster Wallace is the title of the book, I think

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Lemniscate Blue
Apr 21, 2006

Here we go again.
Hey I think that poster up there might just think they have your answer.

jeremiah johnson
Nov 3, 2007
Short story I think. Basic plot was that some kind of disaster happened and people that were supposed to prevent it could repeat the day. Every time they woke up they would see a number that represented how many times they had repeated that day.

chernobyl kinsman
Mar 18, 2007

a friend of the friendly atom

Soiled Meat

The XKCD Larper posted:

Infinite JEst. By David foster Wallace is the title of the book, I think

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highly recommend reading the top probe in this guy's rap sheet

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No. No more dancing!
Jun 15, 2006
Let 'er rip, dude!

jeremiah johnson posted:

Short story I think. Basic plot was that some kind of disaster happened and people that were supposed to prevent it could repeat the day. Every time they woke up they would see a number that represented how many times they had repeated that day.

Sounds like something from this writing prompt:
https://www.reddit.com/r/WritingPrompts/comments/4s9z3x/wp_you_live_in_a_society_where_at_the_end_of_each/

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