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Mercedes Colomar
Nov 1, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Robotic Accolade posted:

This is my personal favorite Christmas song, I hope it brings joy to you and yours on this festive season:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MrZdvW6BBkc

You are One Bad Man, and I appreciate this post.

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oldpainless
Oct 30, 2009

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Gaunab posted:

Almost everyone is trash and it makes me mad because they don't know they're trash.

Humans.txt

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

Manuel Calavera posted:

You are One Bad Man, and I appreciate this post.

A suitcase full of pistols and money would be a great christmas present.

Spalec
Apr 16, 2010
I never stop being amazed Imgur even has a community. I've never been there longer then upload picture > get link > post to SA.

Maggie Fletcher
Jul 19, 2009
Getting brunch is more important to me than other peoples lives.
"This person has their vagina within three feet of their head and you're talking about personal space."

Uh, that's how female anatomy works? How long does this guy think a torso is?

I'm aware he's probably talking about the woman's vagina being near the guy's head, but it's not clear.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
Even so, :wtc: is that comment ? Like is this dude always evaluating the proximity of vaginas to his head to see if a girl is infringing on his personal space ?

Ensign Expendable
Nov 11, 2008

Lager beer is proof that god loves us
Pillbug
I imagine he can't sit down on a crowded bus without being stirred into a frenzy.

Nuebot
Feb 18, 2013

The developer of Brigador is a secret chud, don't give him money

Gaunab posted:

Almost everyone on imgur is trash and it makes me mad because they don't know they're trash.

No, they think they're right. The racism topic has basically reached a standstill because the admins refuse to show up in it and the mods that do show up just go "this isn't racist guys, it's fine!" over and over again until the people posting throw their hands up in exasperation because there's only so many times they can point out the insanity of trying to defend someone saying black people are the literal cause of every problem in america.

Maggie Fletcher
Jul 19, 2009
Getting brunch is more important to me than other peoples lives.

Ensign Expendable posted:

I imagine he can't sit down on a crowded bus without being stirred into a frenzy.

Let's hope he never plays chicken in the pool with a couple of friends. His poor heart might explode. He'd probably drown his partner because "her vagina is right next to my head!"

The Relentless
Sep 27, 2002

ANTI KITTY-PORN TASK-FORCE - "It's Hell-Bag eatin' time! Rowwwwrrrr!!!"

Gaunab posted:

Almost everyone on imgur is trash and it makes me mad because they don't know they're trash.

Only person in those comments that was right, was the person that mentioned the one sitting at the desk, that knocks the dancing girl down, is also a girl.

IamnotJoe
Jul 24, 2005
Maybe Steve.

Maggie Fletcher posted:

Let's hope he never plays chicken in the pool with a couple of friends. His poor heart might explode. He'd probably drown his partner because "her vagina is right next to my head!"

This guy has never been near a vagina. He is such a pussy repeller he was probably caesarian.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Fathis Munk posted:

Even so, :wtc: is that comment ? Like is this dude always evaluating the proximity of vaginas to his head to see if a girl is infringing on his personal space ?

At some point in his life I promise you he walked around imagining he was the Terminator with that pixelated red HUD seeing all the vaginas he passed in the halls or on the sidewalk circled in little targeting reticles with the distance constantly updated to hundredths of a meter

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Pastry of the Year posted:

At some point in his life I promise you he walked around imagining he was the Terminator with that pixelated red HUD seeing all the vaginas he passed in the halls or on the sidewalk circled in little targeting reticles with the distance constantly updated to hundredths of a meter

Where's that one Star Trek GIF

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

https://twitter.com/newtgingrich/status/806620424796860418

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

A brilliance that got their asses kicked in the end.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

https://twitter.com/smashmouth/status/806627730896785408

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Oct 30, 2009

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Smashmouth drop the bombs

Jonas Albrecht
Jun 7, 2012


Pearl Harbor is a never ending IOSM content producer. Some tragedy strikes Japan? You can bet the comments section will respond with "but Pearl Harbor!"


In response to Fukushima.

Phthisis
Apr 16, 2007

"Maybe some dolphins have sex for pleasure."
Got some good opinions fresh out of rural Maryland.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Phthisis posted:

Got some good opinions fresh out of rural Maryland.



Why is the media not properly covering the passage of time?!

Crocoswine
Aug 20, 2010

Jonas Albrecht posted:

Pearl Harbor is a never ending IOSM content producer. Some tragedy strikes Japan? You can bet the comments section will respond with "but Pearl Harbor!"


In response to Fukushima.

I would think the nuclear strikes were retribution enough

PizzaProwler
Nov 4, 2009

Or you can see me at The Riviera. Tuesday nights.
Pillowfights with Dominican mothers.
The only way I can explain any of this anymore:

It is the current year.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Phthisis posted:

Got some good opinions fresh out of rural Maryland.



I flipping threw tv earlier

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011
hue hue hue

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012


that's great actually

Lottery of Babylon
Apr 25, 2012

STRAIGHT TROPIN'

Each woman has the potential to ovulate a second time in her cycle when the phase of the moon is the same as it was when she was born.

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
Is that what the Lottery of Babylon is

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
You can't write Babylon without writing baby.

Mushika
Dec 22, 2010

Data Graham posted:

Dogbert was originally supposed to be "Dildog" but the newspapers said no

If only the newspapers said no to Dilbert.

Terrible Opinions
Oct 18, 2013



Alaois posted:

that's great actually
Mafia 3 is such a good game strangled by huge amounts of garbage busywork between interesting things.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

Terrible Opinions posted:

Mafia 3 is such a good game strangled by huge amounts of garbage busywork between interesting things.

publisher's gotta have that "X Hours of Gameplay!" bulletpoint

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
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:discourse:

poptart_fairy
Apr 8, 2009

by R. Guyovich

Terrible Opinions posted:

Mafia 3 is such a good game strangled by huge amounts of garbage busywork between interesting things.

Yeah. It's great that we have a black lead in a AAA triple, although it hasn't really done much for diversity other than showing us generic dudes are boring no matter their ethnicity. :v:

Ularg
Mar 2, 2010

Just tell me I'm exotic.


I can't even begin to understand what is going on here.

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
poo poo I'm going to contact the Louvres, this is a masterpiece!

Terrible Opinions
Oct 18, 2013



Alaois posted:

publisher's gotta have that "X Hours of Gameplay!" bulletpoint
Well why not have all of the character for those X hours be interesting? Was the writing team really working right up to the deadline, or are they pulling doubleduty in some other job at the studio?

poptart_fairy posted:

Yeah. It's great that we have a black lead in a AAA triple, although it hasn't really done much for diversity other than showing us generic dudes are boring no matter their ethnicity. :v:
Wow how can you be so horribly wrong. Lincoln was great, as was Vito from Mafia 2.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Re: the "war on Christmas" stuff, one thing I gotta say is that we really are paranoid about overtly acknowledging it here in the US.

When I visited London a year ago I noticed that all the decorations everywhere said Christmas this, Jesus that, and everyone wished each other a Merry Christmas or Happy Christmas no matter who they were—women in hijabs to tweedy men, store clerks to young Indian hipsters, everyone. Hardly a "happy holidays" or "season's greetings" figleaf even. Christmas is a thing everyone goes all-in on. Just NBD.

I used the wifi at an Oxford Street McDonald's and that put me on their UK mailing list; this is the kind of thing they send out:



Imagine how bizarre that would seem in the US. The stateside mcdonalds.com doesn't even have a single seasonal blinky light.

I think these War on Christmas people would ironically be a lot happier in some country other than America is what I'm saying.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010
The funny thing is that Hanukkah is a minor holiday elevated by where it is on the calendar (this year it's actually Christmas Eve to New Years Day) and it also including gifts. And loving nobody celebrates Kwanzaa.

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Data Graham posted:

I think these War on Christmas people would ironically be a lot happier in some country other than America is what I'm saying.

I think another difference though is that in America, Christmas is still much more religious, whereas in some other countries it's featured in more advertising and stuff but the image is Santa, presents, holidays, family, etc. not Jesus. I could be wrong, but that's the impression I get.

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CodfishCartographer
Feb 23, 2010

Gadus Maprocephalus

Pillbug

Ularg posted:



I can't even begin to understand what is going on here.

I think this is ironic, but I'm honestly not sure. I saw a bunch of ones vaguely similar to this a few months ago somewhere online, and they were made jokingly. At this point though I'm sure some of them have been shared sincerely so who the gently caress knows.

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