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less than three
Aug 9, 2007



Fallen Rib

Laopooh posted:

I know it's rude to judge by appearance but these two look like grade A douchebags. Is Forrest the guy mentioned in that one letter by a leaver as the guy 'stomping around in his dad's boots'?

Dude on the right is one bleach blonde job away from being the Guy Fieri of Video Games, which on further thought would perfectly get along with crobbler. He even has "That's Money!" as a catchphrase for why he's around after the incident with Sandi.

less than three fucked around with this message at 08:28 on Dec 8, 2016

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Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Oh hai!

And just in case you needed any more indication of the kind of person we're dealing with here, I dare anyone to get through 2 minutes of one of the videos on the channel he suggested without wanting to punch a hole through their computer. For example:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fLJn0R50IdA

loving look at that smug oval office. He's like the personification of Reddit and of COURSE he wears a loving top hat in his videos because of his cargo cult notion of what a proper gentleman from le classy past looks like.

Rocksicles
Oct 19, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
I don't understand the video context, is he being ironic or moronic?

e: Bowler hat

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

both

Rocksicles
Oct 19, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
My fav part of that video is him not liking Islam for being, black and white and inflexible.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

Scruffyhawk posted:

who is responsible for this



A dyslexic?

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

less than three posted:

He even has "That's Money!" as a catchphrase

Stealing this as my catchphrase

e: CATCHPHRASE COPYRIGHT RYAN ARCHER DO NOT STEAL

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Tarquinn posted:

A dyslexic?

More of my favourite weird misspellings that I've never seen before Star Citizen. I don't think these are the German fans- these misspellings are the kinds of ones native English speakers who've only said the word and never written it would make. It's never the commonly misspelled words, either. hosed up

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

The Titanic posted:

This is true. :)

It's generally available in most places as a "Hawaiian pizza". If you've never tried one, give it a shot. It's usually a pizza topped with pineapple and Canadian bacon.

Pineapple on pepperoni is the real winner. It's like #winning by slumming.

Seriously, it's good. Call me.

Tarquinn posted:

A dyslexic?
poo poo is tough okay?

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

Exinos posted:

A Neurotic Honeydew

pretty sure this is your name now person with Neurotic in their name.

mike12345
Jul 14, 2008

"Whether the Earth was created in 7 days, or 7 actual eras, I'm not sure we'll ever be able to answer that. It's one of the great mysteries."





Raskolnikov posted:

Pineapple on pepperoni is the real winner. It's like #winning by slumming.

Seriously, it's good. Call me.
poo poo is tough okay?

Yeah combining sweet with spicy is an old trick, something about taste and chemical process blabla I forgot the explanation.

CrazyLoon
Aug 10, 2015

"..."

Sunswipe posted:

The romance in Alpha Protocol with SIE is perfect. :colbert:



Whaddup, fellow muscle-lady lovin' bro?

But yea, I don't blame The Titanic for not completing it. Pick the wrong talents and you can legit get yourself stuck with no way of progressing.

CrazyLoon fucked around with this message at 10:41 on Dec 8, 2016

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

cool new Polack jokes posted:

More of my favourite weird misspellings that I've never seen before Star Citizen. I don't think these are the German fans- these misspellings are the kinds of ones native English speakers who've only said the word and never written it would make. It's never the commonly misspelled words, either. hosed up

I am completely wrong. In fact it's brilliant metacommentary, because Star Citizen is such a pro mess.

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

What the gently caress is this guys deal?

intardnation
Feb 18, 2016

I'm going to space!

:gary: :yarg:

Raskolnikov posted:

"amex black card" is my safety word!

when you use one people look at you funny.

Mr Fronts
Jan 31, 2016

Yo! The Mafia supports you. But don't tell no one. Spread the word.

Unfunny Poster posted:

What the gently caress is this guys deal?

Attacking other games that have spaceships in them will make Star Citizen be good.

Milkfred E. Moore
Aug 27, 2006

'It's easier to imagine the end of the world than the end of capitalism.'

Unfunny Poster posted:

What the gently caress is this guys deal?

mental illness

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

Laopooh posted:

I know it's rude to judge by appearance but these two look like grade A douchebags. Is Forrest the guy mentioned in that one letter by a leaver as the guy 'stomping around in his dad's boots'?

PS someone post 2creatives.jpg

Yeah that's him. Also the same guy who stormed out in a huff only to come back to work when Crobber chased after him and offered more money.

darkarchon
Feb 2, 2016

My name is a trolling word
UEE = America
Vanduul = Russia
Xi'An = Japan
Banu = Jews

Think about it.

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

CrazyLoon posted:



Whaddup, fellow muscle-lady lovin' bro?

But yea, I don't blame The Titanic for not completing it. Pick the wrong talents and you can legit get yourself stuck with no way of progressing.

Now, I know that it's colloquially called “a rack”, but come on, it's not actually load-bearing equipment. :cripes:
Oh well, at least it's nice to see that CIG aren't the only ones not to understand physics or how straps work.

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

darkarchon posted:

UEE = America
Vanduul = Russia
Xi'An = Japan
Banu = Jews

Think about it.

spaceship = aeroplane
space fashion = 20th century fashion
story element = 20th century [movie] plot
Roberts Space Industries = Roberts Space Industries Corp./Roberts Space Industries International Ltd.
mein gott!

Gerblyn
Apr 4, 2007

"TO BATTLE!"
Fun Shoe
The infection is spreading to totally unrelated people now:



These people are insane

Mr.PayDay
Jan 2, 2004
life is short - play hard

Lime Tonics posted:

10 for the chairman, right?

More like almost 140 Million :boom:

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon

Milky Moor posted:

mental illness

As the game continues to be delayed the community slowly loses people who are willing to tolerate CIG. Those who are left are the most... dedicated to development.

It's one of the reasons I haven't been as active. I don't want someone showing up at my door.

roflingstones
May 19, 2009
https://www.twitch.tv/oxford_sc

:yikes:

seriously, what's up with furries and star citizen?

Beet Wagon
Oct 19, 2015





God drat, hey CIG, when your poo poo is getting lit up by a loving twitch app, that's a sign you need to change.

Tarquinn
Jul 3, 2007

I know I’ve made some very poor decisions recently, but I can give you
my complete assurance that my work will be back to normal.
Hell Gem

roflingstones posted:

https://www.twitch.tv/oxford_sc

:yikes:

seriously, what's up with furries and star citizen?

Because it is all hopes and dreams, you can project anything upon Star Citizen. This includes a Furry Utopia.

hakimashou
Jul 15, 2002
Upset Trowel

Beet Wagon posted:

God drat, hey CIG, when your poo poo is getting lit up by a loving twitch app, that's a sign you need to change.

Why hasn't the thread title been changed to Star Citizen: These Crowdfunded Delights...

That dudes gif was the best thing since the new thread started.

Derek would have done it if he were still the mod :rip:

well HECK Phil
Feb 25, 2010
Toilet Rascal

This man has no friends outside r/starcitizen. He is too insufferable for any person to stand listening to. This man must be miserable in life and I feel bad for him, but also see it as he keeps bringing it on himself. Guy needs a hug.

Ash1138
Sep 29, 2001

Get up, chief. We're just gettin' started.

Raskolnikov posted:

Pineapple on pepperoni is the real winner. It's like #winning by slumming.

Seriously, it's good. Call me.
i will try this. i do not fear pineapple on pizza.

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
:gary: :lesnick: :yarg:
:pgabz: :fuzzknot: :eonwe:
:wtchris:

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

ripptide posted:

You say that like it's a bad thing.

It isn't. I was just pretending it wasn't me. I need to find that spot where that Gremlich chappie self-owned while trying a puppet masters with his "Members of DENSA" shtick. It was pretty glorious (at least to me).

ahmini
May 5, 2009

:golfclap:

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
:gary: :lesnick: :yarg:
:pgabz: :fuzzknot: :eonwe:
:wtchris:

credit goes to https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/5h4j8l/i_want_to_do_this_but_in_space/
I just ryan archered it.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Atheist Sunglasses posted:

if you put pineapple on a pizza you belong to the brown sea

Lemme bust my foot off in your rear end. I like pineapple on pizza, and, although I get called everything but a Child of God, that is the ONE insult I WILL NOT TOLERATE! You can die in a fire. A fire in a brick pizza oven. A death surrounded by dough, sauce, ham and pineapple.

In fact, I am no dingus. You, YOU are the dingus.

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
:gary: :lesnick: :yarg:
:pgabz: :fuzzknot: :eonwe:
:wtchris:

Samizdata posted:

Lemme bust my foot off in your rear end. I like pineapple on pizza, and, although I get called everything but a Child of God, that is the ONE insult I WILL NOT TOLERATE! You can die in a fire. A fire in a brick pizza oven. A death surrounded by dough, sauce, ham and pineapple.

In fact, I am no dingus. You, YOU are the dingus.

^ what he says. Pineapple on a pizza is love.

Tippis
Mar 21, 2008

It's yet another day in the wasteland.

well HECK Phil posted:

Guy needs a hug.

But you might catch something :stonk:


e: Also, I'm pretty sure he'd resist because he'd think he might catch something. Like rational thought — that most insidious of viruses threatening to destroy the very foundation of starcitizenshipdomness.

Tippis fucked around with this message at 14:16 on Dec 8, 2016

Slow_Moe
Feb 18, 2013


Change "Star Citizen" to "Chris Roberts career" and you've got it.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

cool new Polack jokes posted:

Stealing this as my catchphrase

e: CATCHPHRASE COPYRIGHT RYAN ARCHER DO NOT STEAL

SO stolen! Because, stealing catchphrases? THAT'S MONEY!

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MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Raskolnikov posted:

Pineapple on pepperoni is the real winner. It's like #winning by slumming.

Seriously, it's good. Call me.

This is the correct answer. Pepperoni, pineapple and shrimp is boss.

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