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Don't forget your reflective belt. Nothing else will save you if the retard PFC at the wheel rolls it.
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Dec 8, 2016 22:29
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Only if they have it on a Saturday like the last mandatory fun day I went to.
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Dec 8, 2016 22:31
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i hope you guys have your class a's pressed and fitted to go the dumb company xmas party. make sure your fat rear end wife gets out her prom dress!
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Dec 8, 2016 22:32
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I have an appointment. Darn. Really though, I got my surgery date to have my face cracked open and rebuilt. I'm sure nothing can go wrong with this plan.
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Dec 8, 2016 22:39
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Aranan posted:I have an appointment. Darn. Doesn't mean poo poo. CO is final approval on all profiles. Have fun in the field you piece of malingering poo poo.
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Dec 8, 2016 22:40
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:Doesn't mean poo poo. CO is final approval on all profiles. Have fun in the field you piece of malingering poo poo. lol what's a field. Haven't been there in two years. lol what's a weapon. Haven't seen one in two years. I went a good month without knowing what company I was in, let alone who my CO and First Sausage were.
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Dec 8, 2016 22:42
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Sounds like elective surgery to me, son. Denied.
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Dec 8, 2016 22:42
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And yet I still wasn't able to get eye surgery, either pre- or post-deployment, despite being in a job where good eyesight (preferably without corrective lenses) is important. Huh. p.s. gently caress you, Army
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Dec 8, 2016 22:59
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Can't believe you trust someone affiliated with the military to peel your eyes like a loving grape with a drat laser.
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Dec 8, 2016 23:48
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I just paid for mine out of pocket and never told anyone about it so I didn't have to get a profile. My eyesight just miraculously got better one day.
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Dec 9, 2016 00:01
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Were you the dude that got PRK or RK or something and it felt like someone held you face down over an electric citrus juicer, or was that someone else?
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Dec 9, 2016 00:36
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I got my eyeballs all lasered up a couple of years ago. Haven't had any problems yet! In other news, it's been in the mid 20s in the morning here, and because some dumbass private forgot or lost his PT pants, nobody was allowed to wear theirs, because uniformity. And because cold weather injuries aren't a real thing quit complaining I don't care how blue your toes are.
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Dec 9, 2016 00:36
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Stanley Goodspeed posted:Were you the dude that got PRK or RK or something and it felt like someone held you face down over an electric citrus juicer, or was that someone else? Nah. I'm the guy that got it 4 months before stepping off the plane in Afghanistan, which is like waaaay out of profile for people with PRK. Because gently caress wearing glasses or contacts while deployed. PRK wasn't that bad. The first week sucks, but after that it's fine.
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Dec 9, 2016 01:10
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Apparently I have some kind of calcification on my eye and they were afraid the process would aggravate it and permanently blind me. Getting corrective eye surgery and coming out blind sounds about on-par with my experience with Army medicine, though.
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Dec 9, 2016 01:57
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Aranan posted:First Sausage
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Dec 9, 2016 02:49
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bird food bathtub posted:Guessing it's a phone posting thing but I couldn't let this slide. Im pretty sure that was on purpose.
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Dec 9, 2016 03:01
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Genocide Tendency posted:Im pretty sure that was on purpose. I've known a few guys that said it like that so gonna agree
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Dec 9, 2016 03:34
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SGT Chowdown got promoted?
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Dec 9, 2016 03:44
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So why are spur rides still called spur "rides" when you ruck like 30+ miles?
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Dec 9, 2016 04:07
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because gently caress you, ARMY, HOOAHHHHHH
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Dec 9, 2016 04:12
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bird food bathtub posted:Guessing it's a phone posting thing but I couldn't let this slide. I saw it somewhere and think it's funny so I use it now.
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Dec 9, 2016 04:12
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Mustang posted:So why are spur rides still called spur "rides" when you ruck like 30+ miles?
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Dec 9, 2016 04:13
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Naked Bear posted:I'm gonna put on gym shorts and one of those lovely Russian helmets and play XCOM. That's a battalion's worth of fun. Is lovely Russian helmet slang for strap on or something? Like a condom?
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Dec 9, 2016 04:22
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Stanley Goodspeed posted:Were you the dude that got PRK or RK or something and it felt like someone held you face down over an electric citrus juicer, or was that someone else? I had PRK and was like the only dude who had a bad reaction to everything and would essentially vomit as soon as I saw light. I can see fine now.
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Dec 9, 2016 04:24
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Mustang posted:So why are spur rides still called spur "rides" when you ruck like 30+ miles? The spurs are metaphorical. You are the horse.
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Dec 9, 2016 05:37
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I always loved the pissing contest between gold/silver and cib/eib over the years. when I joined you were a pog bitch if you didn't have gold/cib but now apparently its the otherway?? lol
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Dec 9, 2016 05:39
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yeah ok you went through WARS and poo poo but you didn't do this completely dumb poo poo arbitrarily graded poo poo??? PUSSY
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Dec 9, 2016 05:40
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p sure you can't wear EIBs on combat uniforms so idk what everyone is so excited about
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Dec 9, 2016 05:49
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psydude posted:p sure you can't wear EIBs on combat uniforms so idk what everyone is so excited about since when?
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Dec 9, 2016 05:50
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EIB competition is the only thing I ever heard infantry do in Djibouti. Like non loving stop. We had potential for another Benghazi, and some of these retards didn't wanna go to E: killing people chance was very low. But still I thought it'd get more people rowdy.
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Dec 9, 2016 10:14
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Hillary Clintons Thong posted:yeah ok you went through WARS and poo poo but you didn't do this completely dumb poo poo arbitrarily graded poo poo??? PUSSY About half the SSG's here don't have CIBs or a combat patch. But they have EIBs!!!!!
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Dec 9, 2016 14:41
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Weird, all of our NCOs and a decent amount of our junior enlisted have combat patches. It's mostly us LTs and the rest of the junior enlisted that haven't deployed.
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Dec 9, 2016 17:07
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When I was FORSCOM, we had PFCs walking around with combat patches in garrison. Now that I'm INSCOM, there are SSGs and SFCs walking around slick-sleeved. It just depends on the environment.
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Dec 9, 2016 17:17
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Stay Army, stay Cav, stay fruity. https://www.facebook.com/usawtfm/videos/10154911052548606/ jk errybody get out
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Dec 9, 2016 17:31
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Aranan posted:Now that I'm INSCOM, there are SSGs and SFCs walking around slick-sleeved. fuckin scrubs
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Dec 9, 2016 17:43
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Naked Bear posted:Stay Army, stay Cav, stay fruity. Good thing they had their PT belts
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Dec 9, 2016 18:11
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There was I think 2 times I said "nope, bring the court martial if you want but I ain't doing it" when I was in. That would've made a third.
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Dec 9, 2016 18:25
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Naked Bear posted:Stay Army, stay Cav, stay fruity. Hmmmm, hard to tell if that's my unit or the other BDEs cav squadron.... Edit: yep, that's us....
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Dec 9, 2016 18:34
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USAREC was full of slick sleeve 7-9s talking about how we should work harder because people were deployed, meanwhile 99% of the E5-6s had at least a deployment
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