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Sweet As Sin
May 8, 2007

Hee-ho!!!

Grimey Drawer
A friend of mine had gout and said it was a lot of pain. Get better soon!

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

My best friend suffers from gout and it's awful. Like, hospitalization awful.

10 Beers
May 21, 2005

Shit! I didn't bring a knife.

I have gout, can confirm it sucks. Mine was brought on through obesity before I lost weight. Thankfully I have a light case, a little medicine and no problem. Probably doesn't hurt that I drink a ton of water every day anyway. I do get the occasional flare up and will say the pain is like nothing I've felt before, and when I dislocated my shoulder at work I also severed my bicep.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

My friend's gout also means that he has to be very careful when walking to avoid suffering from pain. He came down for a Disney vacation and I joined him when I had time, and he kept having to stop and sit or even return to the hotel early to avoid a flare-up.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Holy crow Teagan, you definitely put the tough in toughcute.

Whitey I put your gangtag in the mod queue. :) For future reference all you need to do is put the gangtag url, in [img] tags, in the text entry box when you buy a new avatar.

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Holy crow Teagan, you definitely put the tough in toughcute.

Opiates don't work, I feel like smashing my face into a wall just to see if that will make my head hurt less. Is that how that works?

When I figure out how to find my image, and how to bribe someone with a credit card, I am going to pm you about the url tag things again for a chart, because I have proven absolutely useless with tags. Useless. Thank god that imgur does it for me. Back in the day.. sure, cool. But I am old and stupid now.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Here's a visual aid :)

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


Teriyaki Koinku posted:



I just got this scarf today on sale at Macy's.

I love orange anything. :3:

For your safety!

:science:

Goober Peas
Jun 30, 2007

Check out my 'Vette, bro


Also - Bird - you need a Holiday selfie avatar. Wreath, Bow, Tree, etc.

:colbert:

Goober Peas has a new favorite as of 02:32 on Dec 9, 2016

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Here's a visual aid :)



1) that is an awesome avatar option

2) even more stupid. Where did you get the url from. And I know there are millions of goons out there laughing at me, but I don't care.

Edit 3) I really honestly don't understand and am going to get a goon to do it for me.

Teagan has a new favorite as of 02:32 on Dec 9, 2016

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Teagan posted:

1) that is an awesome avatar option

2) even more stupid. Where did you get the url from. And I know there are millions of goons out there laughing at me, but I don't care.

Edit 3) I really honestly don't understand and am going to get a goon to do it for me.

You have a concussion and are on drugs, dude, it's OK.

https://i.somethingawful.com/images/care.gif

https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/gangtag-toughcute.png

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Goober Peas posted:

Also - Bird - you need a Holiday selfie avatar. Wreath, Bow, Tree, etc.

:colbert:
I keep meaning to try to put Amadeus in a tiny Santa hat but first I need to obtain a tiny Santa hat and :effort:


Teagan posted:

Where did you get the url from. And I know there are millions of goons out there laughing at me, but I don't care.
No laughing :) You can right-click and get the location from any tag you see floating around in the wild but there's no master list of gangtag urls unfortunately.

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.


Okay, so.

I get the image all prettied up and the right size.

I put in my size, color stuff and text(I so have a word doc ready) ((it took me about four tries to get all the brackets right))
and then I do the img tag with the url in it... twice.

I thought you couldn't use img tags or something?

And does this mean I can steal any tag I want, because that doesn't seem fair.

*You should have seen the diagram/chart/list/illustrations that I handed to the new doctor to explain my situation and the help I needed. I wonder if it is in my purse, or taped to her wall.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

whiteyfats posted:

Gout is the build up of urea in joints, mainly the toes, I believe.

It also tends to build up in places that have been injured before.

So maybe she could be the first to have head gout.

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

I keep meaning to try to put Amadeus in a tiny Santa hat but first I need to obtain a tiny Santa hat and :effort:

No laughing :) You can right-click and get the location from any tag you see floating around in the wild but there's no master list of gangtag urls unfortunately.

Some of the tags are in the saclopedia:

http://forums.somethingawful.com/dictionary.php?act=3&topicid=2188


Just make sure you don't wear the wrong one in a bad neighborhood.

Last year I got a gang tag with a big bird on it. You can get beat up for wearing something like that.

/kevin mccallister voice

Clinton1011
Jul 11, 2007
I don't actually have a wife and I am not a wife.

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

syscall girl posted:

It also tends to build up in places that have been injured before.

So maybe she could be the first to have head gout.

Head gout sounds like the worst possible STI ever.

Clockwerk
Apr 6, 2005


Clinton1011 posted:

I don't actually have a wife and I am not a wife.



That beard!! :swoon:

I'm rocking a new purple shirt today and quite pleased with it.

Randaconda
Jul 3, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

Holy crow Teagan, you definitely put the tough in toughcute.

Whitey I put your gangtag in the mod queue. :) For future reference all you need to do is put the gangtag url, in [img] tags, in the text entry box when you buy a new avatar.

Thanks, miss Literally a Bird!

SpaceGoatFarts
Jan 5, 2010

sic transit gloria mundi


Nap Ghost

Teagan posted:


Bad mood. I don't have a cat anymore, so kittens make me sad... maybe like.. I can ask for photos of chewy vitamin tabs or.... baby goats. Baby pygmy goats.

Pygmy goats incoming!











Take care Teagan!

The Zombie Guy
Oct 25, 2008

Dear thread,

I found some type of weird cat. Didn't have a collar, but fun to pet. Not sure what to do with it.

Please advise.

Deformed Church
May 12, 2012

5'5", IQ 81


pet it more

titties
May 10, 2012

They're like two suicide notes stuffed into a glitter bra

put the head of the cat into your mouth to assert dominance otherwise it will get on the furniture

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

titties posted:

put the head of the cat into your mouth to assert dominance otherwise it will get on the furniture

I can see no way in which this does not proceed as planned.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


The Zombie Guy posted:

Dear thread,

I found some type of weird cat. Didn't have a collar, but fun to pet. Not sure what to do with it.

Please advise.



Eat it.

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

SpaceGoatFarts posted:


Take care Teagan!


Thank you!!!

This morning I feel like my stomach is trying to rip itself out of me. And I have awesome whiplash that the swelling was hiding. I feel like Alice in Wonderland with this pill, "Eat Me! So that you can eat other things that say Eat Me!"

I could also hear music a few minutes ago, and was angrily thinking to myself, geez neighbors, your music has got to be AWFULLY LOUD for me to be able to hear it. Yeah, it was the clock radio in the other room playing low for an alarm at 8:30. I am losing my mind, and my temper very quickly.

I am incredibly confused, and everything hurts and is not beautiful. I feel like puking, but keep telling myself that i am just hungry and after half an hour I will eat some mashed potatoes and hope that that is what the label on the pills meant.

FreshFeesh
Jun 3, 2007

Drum Solo

Clockwerk posted:

I'm rocking a new purple shirt today and quite pleased with it.



As well you should be! Good look, good smile

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.

Teagan posted:

Thank you!!!

This morning I feel like my stomach is trying to rip itself out of me. And I have awesome whiplash that the swelling was hiding. I feel like Alice in Wonderland with this pill, "Eat Me! So that you can eat other things that say Eat Me!"

I could also hear music a few minutes ago, and was angrily thinking to myself, geez neighbors, your music has got to be AWFULLY LOUD for me to be able to hear it. Yeah, it was the clock radio in the other room playing low for an alarm at 8:30. I am losing my mind, and my temper very quickly.

I am incredibly confused, and everything hurts and is not beautiful. I feel like puking, but keep telling myself that i am just hungry and after half an hour I will eat some mashed potatoes and hope that that is what the label on the pills meant.



I have done nothing but sleep like the dead, all day long. I wake up for like fifteen minutes and my face aches. I called the medical center, I am not falling into some sleep coma, it is apparently an OK thing? Guess so. Back to the black hole of nothingness. I have had concussions before, but apparently not bad enough. Learned my lesson about venturing outside!!! Maybe later I will take a photo to show you what REAL dark circles look like.

Sweet As Sin
May 8, 2007

Hee-ho!!!

Grimey Drawer
Before leaving the house, not wanting to work today


I'm also into car selfies but I did not get a haircut

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!


Horrible fashion choice, but the barber did an awesome job.

hard counter
Jan 2, 2015





rare to see gomez addams dressed for the sun

ElMaligno
Dec 31, 2004

Be Gay!
Do Crime!

hard counter posted:

rare to see gomez addams dressed for the sun

John Astin's mustache was thicker.
Raul Julia's mustache was as thin, and as an added bonus he is also Puerto Rican, he has a shaved portion in the middle.

The Relentless
Sep 27, 2002

ANTI KITTY-PORN TASK-FORCE - "It's Hell-Bag eatin' time! Rowwwwrrrr!!!"

hard counter posted:

rare to see gomez addams dressed for the sun

Oh *snap* * snap*!

Rupert Buttermilk
Apr 15, 2007

🚣RowboatMan: ❄️Freezing time🕰️ is an old P.I. 🥧trick...

hard counter posted:

rare to see gomez addams dressed for the sun

Oui, oui :golfclap:

And I don't even consider it a burn.

Teagan
Sep 20, 2002

Out here, everything hurts.



A while ago I played playdoh with my niece. She is scary.


I told lingcodkilla that I wouldn't post, but I lied. My concussion is a lot more severe than we thought, and visits to the hospital and some nifty scans proved that. All I do is painfully sleep and take tons of drugs. The iv drugs did not work, the pills do not work. It's awesome. opiates just make my fingers feel a little warm while steel spikes drive through my brain. Cool fracture that I have. Anyhow. Niece is cool. I am upset that I cannot do anything, and will get in trouble for using the pc if anyone finds out.

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


Oh god get some rest! Your poor head.

skeemon
Aug 4, 2007

$ $ $T R A P L O R D $ $ $



New girlfriend

Mocking Bird
Aug 17, 2011

skeemon posted:



New girlfriend

Don't be a hoverhand dweeb, you need to commit

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

what a cute couple :3:

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

skeemon posted:



New girlfriend

Chuck Tingle always manages to outdo himself.

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