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I had a really old dude with very skinny, cold, bony digits probe just the tip of my rectum. Yup.
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They just looked at our buttholes. How do you get the VIP treatment!?!
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Kawasaki Nun posted:They just looked at our buttholes. How do you get the VIP treatment!?! I got the full Dr. Jellyfinger treatment at MEPS in 2002. Is the entrance exam different for officers vs. enlisted? MR PRESIDENT WE MUST NOT ALLOW A SQUEAKHOLE GAP
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buttplug posted:If you scroll up in the thread I'm p sure he said he was going to OCS. And he would swear in with his recruiter, not while sitting at MEPS. Sorry I am bad at reading and misunderstood.
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Dec 7, 2016 22:07
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My butthole barely got a glance in MEPS. I have butthole confidence issues now.
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Dec 7, 2016 22:19
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I was enlsted trash and not subject to a complete O-ring inspection.
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Dec 7, 2016 22:57
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Got sworn in, mom was able to come and snap a couple nice pictures for herself! Super pumped to go freeze my rear end off in Rhode Island next month! If we're talking about MEPS probings, I got the cool old doc who just gave me a quick glance, then talked about football for twenty minutes, not much probing in the end.
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Dec 7, 2016 23:51
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I think.... it was my age. Maybe us older assholes get a second look, 37 at the time.
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Jimmy4400nav posted:Got sworn in, mom was able to come and snap a couple nice pictures for herself! Super pumped to go freeze my rear end off in Rhode Island next month! Enjoy shoveling snow in PT sweats at 2 am and running 25 laps around the basketball court in the gymnasium for your PRT.
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buttplug posted:If you scroll up in the thread I'm p sure he said he was going to OCS. And he would swear in with his recruiter, not while sitting at MEPS. I swore in at MEPS prior to AF OTS. I didn't have my family there because I knew the one that mattered was afterwards. Edit: The old man just took a peek at my b-hole.
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My most memorable experience at meps was looking at the trophy case filled with framed articles of cops cracking hippie skulls during the draft protests.
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Godholio posted:I swore in at MEPS prior to AF OTS. I didn't have my family there because I knew the one that mattered was afterwards. Everybody I know [that went to Navy OCS] did it with their respective recruiter. Random question: who gets all of the PO1s and PO2s together and teaches them how to concoct their lovely 30-line signature blocks, complete with listing out all of their useless IT certifications and their Associate's from UMUC in General Studies? Serious question...it looks so, so loving stupid.
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Jimmy4400nav posted:Got sworn in, mom was able to come and snap a couple nice pictures for herself! Super pumped to go freeze my rear end off in Rhode Island next month! Newport is a beautiful city with a ton of stuff to do...in the summer...when it's warm out. In the winter it is a cold, lonely, desolate, shithole and you will be miserable for the next 3 months. But remember, it's temporary! Don't DOR. buttplug fucked around with this message at 17:14 on Dec 8, 2016 |
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Dec 8, 2016 15:44
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buttplug posted:Everybody I know [that went to Navy OCS] did it with their respective recruiter. I might've been an outlier...my recruiter actually retired in the middle of my application process and my case was transferred to a recruiter 3 states away. Given the option I'd have had her (the one who retired) do it, so maybe that is the norm. But MEPS had a nice little room with flags and wood paneling and poo poo, so it was a solid photo op for the guys that brought their families.
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Godholio posted:I might've been an outlier...my recruiter actually retired in the middle of my application process and my case was transferred to a recruiter 3 states away. Given the option I'd have had her (the one who retired) do it, so maybe that is the norm. But MEPS had a nice little room with flags and wood paneling and poo poo, so it was a solid photo op for the guys that brought their families. Are we still talking about butthole fingering?
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hogmartin posted:Are we still talking about butthole fingering? 
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buttplug posted:Everybody I know [that went to Navy OCS] did it with their respective recruiter. CPO365 Don't forget about the Bible verses and famous quotes from [person]
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hogmartin posted:Are we still talking about butthole fingering? That and the swearing in, I guess, yeah.
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Vriess posted:CPO365 I know it sounds like I'm making a joke...but I was actually semi-seriously asking that question... Is this legit something that is getting passed around amongst e-dawgz? Nobody cares that you have an associate's degree, what IT certs you have, or your 11 bullshit collateral duties. Save that dumb poo poo for your evals.
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buttplug posted:I know it sounds like I'm making a joke...but I was actually semi-seriously asking that question... Is this legit something that is getting passed around amongst e-dawgz? Nobody cares that you have an associate's degree, what IT certs you have, or your 11 bullshit collateral duties. Save that dumb poo poo for your evals. Are you that disconnected? It's been a stereotype and bitched about since forever. I believe it's a stereotype for any lovely worthless job where people try to make themselves sound important. Juinor Os are just as guilty.
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Laranzu posted:Are you that disconnected? It's been a stereotype and bitched about since forever. Nah I get that, I just happened to see the longest, most ridiculous signature block ever today (36 lines) so it was fresh on my mind. And the JOs who are "just as guilty" are usually prior enlisted cats who carried that dumb poo poo with them from their e days. Even then, I've never seen another officer list their college degrees in their signature block. buttplug fucked around with this message at 03:21 on Dec 9, 2016 |
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buttplug posted:Nah I get that, I just happened to see the longest, most ridiculous signature block ever today (36 lines) so it was fresh on my mind. I had a marine major I worked for one time that demanded that I have a full signature block on any email that I sent out while I was enlisted. I started including gaudy and larger and larger quotes as a result and made it monstrous.
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Mr. Nice! posted:I had a marine major I worked for one time that demanded that I have a full signature block on any email that I sent out while I was enlisted. I started including gaudy and larger and larger quotes as a result and made it monstrous. Name, rank, job title, email(s), phone(s). Everything else is loving stupid. If you're important, the motherfucker emailing you already knows beforehand. I saw a civilian secretary today with an embedded, tiled background in her email. Isn't it 20-loving-17?
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IF YOU ARE NOT THE INTENDED RECIPIENT OF THIS EMAIL YOU MUST DELETE IT IMMEDIATELY
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R/ V/r
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ManMythLegend posted:R/ V/r Is what I used for people I didn't actually respect.
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After I commissioned i just signed everything either "sincerely" or "thanks" and that was it.
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Mr. Nice! posted:After I commissioned i just signed everything either "sincerely" or "thanks" and that was it. I do that as an enlisted dude, I don't think the people I work with daily are going to think I am slighting them when I shoot over the people who failed at basic tasks update. Save the pomp and v/r for contacting people you don't know Hell I think they're more thrown that I'm a junior guy who uses my work email regularly
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I've actually never had a signature block. Generally just type po# name. A phone number if they need to call me. It's contextual. I'll never make chief and get into the tree fort without more Jesus quotes tho.
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I just completed my C school and have 7 days left on my orders. Went to go check into holding and they rejected me saying to just go home. Of course i can't alter my tickets in DTS without my orders being altered (which will take more than a week I'm sure) so I'm a reservist with no master now. Contacted my command and kicking back for now.
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To: you@SA.mil From: pil@SA.mil Subject: CASREP 10001 Soft Serve Ice Cream Machine Sprays Lava is due nt V/R, P.
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ded posted:IF YOU ARE NOT THE INTENDED RECIPIENT OF THIS EMAIL YOU MUST DELETE IT IMMEDIATELY ---------------------------------------- NAME TITLE CERTIFICATIONS STATION PHONE NIPR ADDRESS " This signature line and my digital signature is the equivalent of a hard copy signature, serving to authenticate that I have the authority to send this e-mail and to indicate I have consciously decided that it should have the same legal authority normally accorded to an actual hard copy signature. FOR OFFICIAL USE ONLY - Privacy Act of 1974, as amended, applies. This email may contain information that must be protected in accordance with 5 U.S.C.s 552a, as implemented within the DoD by 32 C.F.R. Part 310 and DoD 5400.11R and with the Department of the Navy by SECNAVINST 5211.5D."
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WHERE IS YOUR BIBLE VERSE
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my signature line is nothing. my name is already on the stupid email, and you're going to scan the first sentence of it anways.
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Proud Christian Mom posted:WHERE IS YOUR BIBLE VERSE Exodus 22:19 - Whosoever lieth with a beast shall surely be put to death. 
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More like "oooooh no what have done with my life...."
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Thronde posted:
I don't think we're allowed to use that word anymore because it's bullying.
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Sir Lucius posted:I don't think we're allowed to use that word anymore because it's bullying. who the hell ever said that? that game was BS but the army only barely won against our 3rd string qb...
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Godholio posted:I'll just chime in that buying an O-3mobile is way more rewarding than O-1mobile. my E4 mobile was a Porsche Boxster S, my E5 mobile is a 911. Whats an 01 mobile like? 
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