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bawk
Mar 31, 2013

I understood every word and only just now managed to suppress the reactive instinct lurking deep in my subconscious to save the human race from my knowledge and slit my own thr

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Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Lizard Combatant posted:

Counterpoint, I barely understood this.

Don't get your knickers in a twist, mate, he was taking the mick.

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



frogge posted:

it's funny because we're not the one swimming because what an ordeal it would be!(?)

it's funny because he's a little poofy pupper that has shower hair when he gets out :3:

edit: also i remember the first time i called someone a oval office in america, it was not received very well. fuckin seppo cunts.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I use the word oval office all the time in America. Saying you're "a oval office hair away" from something is hilarious.

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Solice Kirsk posted:

I use the word oval office all the time in America.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

Solice Kirsk posted:

I use the word oval office all the time in America.

How is the missus?

Elias_Maluco
Aug 23, 2007
I need to sleep

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
Stay safe, pupper of Amigara Fault.

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Solice Kirsk posted:

I use the word oval office all the time in America. Saying you're "a oval office hair away" from something is hilarious.

I think that word has regional differences in meaning across North America.

Where I am in in the north/east (Ontario) it's definitely a dirty word, but generally on par with calling someone an rear end in a top hat or dickhead. Same as you'd use it in Britain/Australia.

But in other places (I'm thinking west & south) it's 'the most offensive word in the English language' and has a huge misogynistic undertone that just doesn't exist in my neck of the woods.

This is probably why I didn't really get the shocked awkwardness in the Curb Your Enthusiasm oval office scene https://youtu.be/1liVw-fRkTM

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012



Yeah it was taken as a misogynistic slur when I used it even though it was with a guy so I avoid using it nowadays unless you're really being a a huge bleedin oval office about something

Edit for content:

https://i.imgur.com/Er5EBp8.gifv

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



RyokoTK posted:

Stay safe, pupper of Amigara Fault.

GRRR.... GRRR.... GRRR....

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Guy Goodbody posted:

How is the missus?

Ha, she says it more than me. And in anger, which I never do. I'm not married though. Maybe that's one of those "things that change" when you get married. You know, like satisfying sex and having a small argument.

RFC2324
Jun 7, 2012

http 418

funny Star Wars parody posted:

Yeah it was taken as a misogynistic slur when I used it even though it was with a guy so I avoid using it nowadays unless you're really being a a huge bleedin oval office about something

Edit for content:

https://i.imgur.com/Er5EBp8.gifv

PYF Awesome Pupper Pictures

RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

funny Star Wars parody posted:

Yeah it was taken as a misogynistic slur when I used it even though it was with a guy so I avoid using it nowadays unless you're really being a a huge bleedin oval office about something
That guys sounds like a real dick.

porktree
Mar 23, 2002

You just fucked with the wrong Mexican.

tacodaemon posted:

This is my personal favorite thing that happened in Australia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxu-yLnADk4

I'll raise you some mice..

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxQksEF2uso

FAT32 SHAMER
Aug 16, 2012




those are some good dogs :3:

for those of you at home wondering why i am celebrating the slaughter of a bunch of rodents, australia gets rat/mice plagues every decade because gently caress you

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RoyKeen
Jul 24, 2007

Grimey Drawer

funny Star Wars parody posted:

those are some good dogs :3:

for those of you at home wondering why i am celebrating the slaughter of a bunch of rodents, australia gets rat/mice plagues every decade because gently caress you

That one little pup who's barely bigger than the rats. :3:

Karate Bastard
Jul 31, 2007

Soiled Meat
oval office = He respects you as a person.

Mate = Hold on to your ears cause he's about to hit you in the loving head.

upsidedown
Dec 30, 2008

Karate Bastard posted:

oval office = He respects you as a person.

Mate = Hold on to your ears cause he's about to hit you in the loving head.

Australia: where you call your mates 'oval office', and you call cunts 'mate'.

Guy Goodbody
Aug 31, 2016

by Nyc_Tattoo

RFC2324 posted:

PYF Awesome Pupper Pictures

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
im okay with dogs genociding rats

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Google Euclid:



I'm sure the folks in Bartleby are proud of their native son.

Say Nothing
Mar 5, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

RyokoTK posted:

Stay safe, pupper of Amigara Fault.

Snackmar
Feb 23, 2005

I'M PROGRAMMED TO LOVE THIS CHOCOLATY CAKE... MY CIRCUITS LIGHT UP FOR THAT FUDGY ICING.

RyokoTK posted:

Stay safe, pupper of Amigara Fault.

Powaqoatse posted:

GRRR.... GRRR.... GRRR....

:pusheen:

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

cat long

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


Cosima posted:

cat long

So what

Neddy Seagoon
Oct 12, 2012

"Hi Everybody!"

funny Star Wars parody posted:

those are some good dogs :3:

for those of you at home wondering why i am celebrating the slaughter of a bunch of rodents, australia gets rat/mice plagues every decade because gently caress you

Th problem's more because the mice keep loving each other really.

And he's not kidding abouy the literal plagues of mice. They make those big rat hoards in Dishonored look tame by comparison.

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

Phanatic
Mar 13, 2007

Please don't forget that I am an extremely racist idiot who also has terrible opinions about the Culture series.

Cosima posted:

cat long

Ferret is...longer.

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

Phanatic posted:

Ferret is...longer.

Thanks, now I have that song stuck in my head and I don't even know what it is or how it goes.

I am liking the replacement lyrics though, think i'll use them from now on.

Draven
May 6, 2005

friendship is magic

funny Star Wars parody posted:

Yeah it was taken as a misogynistic slur when I used it even though it was with a guy so I avoid using it nowadays unless you're really being a a huge bleedin oval office about something

Edit for content:

https://i.imgur.com/Er5EBp8.gifv

This one's even better with sound.

https://youtu.be/3vcqwq1fnHU

Spudd
Nov 27, 2007

Protect children from "Safe Schools" social engineering. Shame!

tacodaemon posted:

This is my personal favorite thing that happened in Australia

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxu-yLnADk4

I remember the day this happened, my dad ran into the room screaming "SPUDD GET UP THE WORLD IS ENDING" and opened my curtains and instantly sent me into a panic.

He was joking, and as a way to make up for it he phoned my high school and said I was having the day off due to asthma.

My dad is both a oval office and the best dad in the world.

ommega
Oct 21, 2010

This just makes me think of a Marge Simpson xenomorph.

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



ommega posted:

This just makes me think of a Marge Simpson xenomorph.

Hahahahahah

Lizard Combatant
Sep 29, 2010

I have some notes.

ommega posted:

This just makes me think of a Marge Simpson xenomorph.

:shittypop:
Whoah

CharlieWhiskey
Aug 18, 2005

everything, all the time

this is the world

ommega posted:

This just makes me think of a Marge Simpson xenomorph.

That's amazing

LegalPad
Oct 23, 2013

ommega posted:

This just makes me think of a Marge Simpson xenomorph.

Hahaha what the gently caress.

Nastyman
Jul 11, 2007

There they sit
at the foot of the mountain
Taking hits
of the sacred smoke
Fire rips at their lungs
Holy mountain take us away

ommega posted:

Marge Simpson xenomorph.

mods?

Baba Yaga Fanboy
May 18, 2011

ommega posted:

Marge Simpson xenomorph.

While many others have come close, the Marge Simpson xenomorph appears to be an untapped well of potential.





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ommega
Oct 21, 2010

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