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NewFatMike
Jun 11, 2015

Aceofblue posted:

:saddowns: That looks like they were going for papryka nadziewana (basically just Polish-style barley-stuffed peppers in paprika and tomato sauce), but I don't know what you have to do to a poor bell pepper, even a yellow one, to make it that color.


Edit: I just clicked the link and it's Czech, but all of us from around there share really similar cuisine, so point still stands.

I was certain that was raw chicken breast.

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RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




zedprime posted:

Food rules

Didn't he do a whole series of these things too?

GIANT OUIJA BOARD
Aug 22, 2011

177 Years of Your Dick
All
Night
Non
Stop
And why is bread a cake instead of a discrete item?

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


RareAcumen posted:

Didn't he do a whole series of these things too?
Not really, I just answered questions about it. Like this:

GIANT OUIJA BOARD posted:

And why is bread a cake instead of a discrete item?
Because it's made of separate ingredients cooked into a solid thing.

Otana
Jun 1, 2005

Let's go see what kind of trouble we can get into.

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

spiralized carrots, sunflower seed butter, coconut aminos, and scallions

That makes me just so sad.

Also you forgot the sprinkling of nutritional yeast because there's loving always nutritional yeast.

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Manuel Calavera posted:

It can look it, it just doesn't taste like it. It tastes like sadness.

But, the sheer deliciousness of that unseasoned tomato water should cover that up, right?

RIGHT?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)

Otana posted:

That makes me just so sad.

Also you forgot the sprinkling of nutritional yeast because there's loving always nutritional yeast.

It's raw, too! So it's even more healthy and smug!

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

I wanna see the venn diagram of 'crap cooks', 'diet fad followers' and 'completely ignorant of anything approaching proper nutrition'.

Forgall
Oct 16, 2012

by Azathoth

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

Gluten-free people (who are not actually dependent on eating gluten-free for survival), vegans, and paleo people are always so smug about what they cook.

"I made this amazing vegan gluten-free paleo-friendly pad thai today :smug: it's made from spiralized carrots, sunflower seed butter, coconut aminos, and scallions!"

bitch

you did not make pad thai
Would you say it to his face
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CeZlih4DDNg

Rigged Death Trap
Feb 13, 2012

BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP

See thats actually pad thai tho

Just missing the fish sauce which he could have subbed in some other source of umami, soy sauce would be good but is not savory enough

Rigged Death Trap has a new favorite as of 12:47 on Dec 9, 2016

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author
My friend sent me this and said "I made some kind of Japanese toasty."





"It wasn't very good."

Marius Pontmercy
Apr 2, 2007

Liberte
Egalite
Beyonce
That is the only way I want to cook now.

Being picky, is keep the bean sprouts and green onions out of the cooking process because limp beansprouts make me want to vomit. And use a bigger pan.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012

















It's mackeral

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

I've never seen chalky pizza before.

hallo spacedog
Apr 3, 2007

this chaos is killing me
💫🐕🔪😱😱

Megabound posted:

I've never seen chalky pizza before.

That looks okay, it's just baked ricotta on white pizza.

HappyKitty
Jul 11, 2005




No ring

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

That's because it's goatse's lesser known companion: buttse.cx

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!

Rigged Death Trap posted:

I wanna see the venn diagram of 'crap cooks', 'diet fad followers' and 'completely ignorant of anything approaching proper nutrition'.
The second and third are just dots fully within the circle that is the first.

DJ Fuckboy Supreme
Feb 10, 2011

And when you stare long into the abyss, you become aggressively, terminally chill


#itsarealdonut:(

Schubalts
Nov 26, 2007

People say bigger is better.

But for the first time in my life, I think I've gone too far.
"Made for grownups" Yeah, I don't think so, buddy.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Cakefarts Carol posted:


#itsarealdonut:(

#itsurrealdonut

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

New level of AFP found.

One Day Fish Sale
Aug 28, 2009

Grimey Drawer

Eat at my restaurant next time. Our fruit is unmatched.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

Fastball LIVE in concert
Jul 10, 2010
I'm pretty sure that's the first time something in this thread has made me actually queasy.

Dogfish
Nov 4, 2009
The thought of eating undiluted hot ketchup is horrifying me more than I thought it would.

FPzero
Oct 20, 2008

Game Over
Return of Mido


This looks absolutely delicious and I'm sad I'm not having it for dinner.

Good Soldier Svejk
Jul 5, 2010


"Craving satisfied!!!"


To be fair, I think the poster is pregnant but still...

Big Centipede
Mar 20, 2009

it tingles

Good Soldier Svejk posted:


"Craving satisfied!!!"


To be fair, I think the poster is pregnant but still...

Toes

Olive!
Mar 16, 2015

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

What kind of a question is 'Where did you get tomato soup?'

Panic! at Nabisco
Jun 6, 2007

it seemed like a good idea at the time

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

What kind of a question is 'Where did you get tomato soup?'
The kind you ask your spouse when you are the only one who buys food and you know they haven't set foot in a grocery store in like 5 years

Trebek
Mar 7, 2002
College Slice

Ignite Memories
Feb 27, 2005

It wouldn't be my first choice of what to do with jalapenos, but it wouldn't be my last choice of what to do with hotdogs.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
That looks tasty, at least.


But have some jellied eels baked into a cake

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

Panic! at Nabisco posted:

The kind you ask your spouse when you are the only one who buys food and you know they haven't set foot in a grocery store in like 5 years

Yeah, I really like all the implications that go into that question. You know they know there's no way that person would just have tomato soup, or even go buy it.

NoEyedSquareGuy
Mar 16, 2009

Just because Liquor's dead, doesn't mean you can just roll this bitch all over town with "The Freedoms."

EorayMel posted:

But have some jellied eels baked into a cake


The effort is appreciated, aliens, but this isn't close enough to human food for me to eat.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




EorayMel posted:

That looks tasty, at least.


But have some jellied eels baked into a cake


I really want a compilation of 'Countries outside of the US' take on food' because Japan's thing with pizzas never fails to horrify.

My Lovely Horse
Aug 21, 2010

NoEyedSquareGuy posted:

The effort is appreciated, aliens, but this isn't close enough to human food for me to eat.

how me a frog
Feb 6, 2014

RareAcumen posted:


It's mackeral

Please don't dadshame.

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serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

zedprime posted:

Food rules

no food rules*

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