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Eau de MacGowan
May 12, 2009

BRASIL HEXA
2026 tá logo aí


the perfect paedo face

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serious gaylord
Sep 16, 2007

what.

Well thats any club who went ahead with that scheme hosed then isn't it.

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008

by Cyrano4747

serious gaylord posted:

Well thats any club who went ahead with that scheme hosed then isn't it.

Also the FA if they didn't notify the police or the Met if they did.

jyrka
Jan 21, 2005


Potato Count: 2 small potatoes
Sorry, fellas, I have to ask - is everyone in England a nonce?

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

jyrka posted:

Sorry, fellas, I have to ask - is everyone in England a nonce?

Just a paedo apparently. Or a nonce.

Or a drunk.

Sad King Billy
Jan 27, 2006

Thats three of ours innit...to one of yours. You know mate I really think we ought to even up the average!

Eau de MacGowan posted:



the perfect paedo face

The assassin from the Bond movie "For Your Eyes Only?"

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/dec/05/football-sexual-abuse

quote:

Prominent figures from the football world, including a former manager described as still working “in the senior echelons” of the sport, have repeatedly been named by some of the players alleging sexual abuse in the escalating crisis that has also led to new claims about a number of clubs, not just Chelsea, paying off victims with hush money.

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
sport, religion, music - turns out everything is just a way for guys who like loving kids, to procure kids.

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

JFairfax posted:

sport, religion, music - turns out everything is just a way for guys who like loving kids, to procure kids.

Don't forget politics.

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Turns out Harry Redknapp was a wheeler dealer in all sorts of things.

Living Image
Apr 24, 2010

HORSE'S ASS

Crazy Ted posted:

Turns out Harry Redknapp was a wheeler dealer in all sorts of things.

They thought it was Harry flashing his balls at them, then realised it was just his neck.

Blue Star Error
Jun 11, 2001

For this recipie you will need:
Football match (Halftime of), Celebrity Owner (Motivational speaking of), Sherry (Bottle of)

Eau de MacGowan posted:



the perfect paedo face

Napoleon Catamite

chuggo is BACK
Jul 1, 2008




"Chuggo"

PWM POTM December 2014

Blue Star Error posted:

Napoleon Catamite

barry gimme some of your tots

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

Blue Star Error posted:

Napoleon Catamite
VOTE FOR PAEDO

fat gay nonce
May 13, 2003
actual penis length: |-----------|



Winner, PWM POTM January

Blue Star Error posted:

Napoleon Catamite

lucky....

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

will be justice if Arsenal, for all the vicious rumors about Arsene being paedo, is one of the only few clubs to emerge unscathed from this

Brighterday
Jun 25, 2005

jyrka posted:

Sorry, fellas, I have to ask - is everyone in England a nonce?

We're all born with a default attraction to kids on this island, but the majority of us keep our urges under control, I've personally only slipped up once or twice.

Gigi Galli
Sep 19, 2003

and then the car turned in to fire

Brighterday posted:

We're all born with a default attraction to kids on this island, but the majority of us keep our urges under control, I've personally only slipped up once or twice.

what

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

have you never been to Britain?

Weaponized Cum
Aug 31, 2004


This post brought to you by the finest Miami cocaine money can buy ----->
so because the women are literal goblins you become nonces? mods?

Hashtag Banterzone
Dec 8, 2005


Lifetime Winner of the willkill4food Honorary Bad Posting Award in PWM
First Saville and now this

Noncing is coming home

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

Hashtag Banterzone posted:

Noncing is coming home

Greece?

JFairfax
Oct 23, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Former England and Southampton footballer Matt Le Tissier has said he was given a "naked massage" by a coach at the centre of sex abuse allegations.

Bob Higgins, a former youth officer at the club, is accused of historical sexual abuse against young players.

Mr Le Tissier said he was not abused but the incident was "very wrong".

He added allegations of sexual abuse in football "have not come as a big surprise". Mr Higgins denies wrongdoing.

Describing the incident, Mr Le Tissier told BBC South: "Everyone was kind of naked and getting thrown on this bed... and a very quick massage - it was uncomfortable.. it's very, very wrong for a start - looking back on it, you think it's wrong but as a young boy you thought 'is this normal'?

http://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-hampshire-38230154

Masonity
Dec 31, 2007

What, I wonder, does this hidden face of madness reveal of the makers? These K'Chain Che'Malle?
Matt Le Tiss. Truly a one chub man.

Ninpo
Aug 6, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Masonity posted:

Matt Le Tiss. Truly a one chub man.

England managers never fancied him

Crazy Ted
Jul 29, 2003

https://www.theguardian.com/football/2016/dec/09/police-confirm-83-potential-suspects-identified-in-child-sex-abuse-scandal

We're up to 21 police forces investigating, 83 potential suspects, 98 clubs possibly impacted, and 639 referrals from alleged victims.

blue footed boobie
Sep 14, 2012


UEFA SUPREMACY
A defender on Stade de Reims beat a guy with a baseball bat, and that guy might die.

http://www.getfootballnewsfrance.com/2016/antoine-conte-arrested-for-beating-up-a-19-year-old-man-who-is-between-life-death/

blue footed boobie fucked around with this message at 20:04 on Dec 9, 2016

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
I wonder if football contracts have prison clauses

Breath Ray
Nov 19, 2010
He heard the best form of defence is attack

Jose
Jul 24, 2007

Adrian Chiles is a broadcaster and writer
rip chelsea's season

Shrapnig
Jan 21, 2005

I'll say what we're all really wondering, where did a French guy get a baseball bat?

oliwan
Jul 20, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo

Shrapnig posted:

I'll say what we're all really wondering, where did a French guy get a baseball bat?

from a store maybe?

qsvui
Aug 23, 2003
some crazy thing
whoosh

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



You'd think he'd have hit him with a truck instead

Brony Car
May 22, 2014

by Cyrano4747

big crush on Chad OMG posted:

You'd think he'd have hit him with a truck instead

Nice.

Vegetable
Oct 22, 2010

baseball bat like a traction engine

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!


No, Stade de Reimbor whatever the gently caress

Soulex
Apr 1, 2009


Cacati in mano e pigliati a schiaffi!

Also the dudes name is Antione Conte which really hosed me up for a second.

Edit: oh wow. Dude was just trying to stop Conte from beating up his girlfriend. Wow. Hope the piece of poo poo gets hosed hard.

Literally Lewis Hamilton
Feb 22, 2005



Soulex posted:

Hope the piece of poo poo gets hosed hard.

Steady now Higgins

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trem_two
Oct 22, 2002

it is better if you keep saying I'm fat, as I will continue to score goals
Fun Shoe
Don't really know where else to post this, but 13 people were killed and many injured after a car bomb exploded outside of Besiktas Stadium today

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-38276794

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aTHSD5ty9LM

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