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Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

My dad was one of those stupid mother fuckers. Ugh it hurts my soul.

the left worked with a critical misunderstanding that voters were not dumb as loving rocks

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Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

To be honest I was getting a little sick of winning

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
all these trump appointments are really obamas fault hth

Trumpenproletariat
Nov 26, 2016

by zen death robot
If Trump betrays his promises to the American working class, their anger and disgust with the establishment and the system will grow ever greater, opening opportunities for their radicalization and conversion to leftism

maybe think about the big picture instead of being a big babby neoliberal

That DICK!
Sep 28, 2010

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

My dad was one of those stupid mother fuckers. Ugh it hurts my soul.

My parents did not vote for trump despite being lifelong Rs and will suffer in spite of the fact so I'm not sure which is worse

World War Mammories
Aug 25, 2006


deadgoon posted:

it turns out a vote for trump was a vote for killing your parents! great job america!!!

trump was ron paul all along

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!

Well they need to keep looking for terms because you're not really either of those things bud

deadgoon
Dec 4, 2014

by FactsAreUseless

Trumpenproletariat posted:

If Trump betrays his promises to the American working class, their anger and disgust with the establishment and the system will grow ever greater, opening opportunities for their radicalization and conversion to leftism

maybe think about the big picture instead of being a big babby neoliberal

when has that ever actually happened tho

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Trumpenproletariat posted:

If Trump betrays his promises to the American working class, their anger and disgust with the establishment and the system will grow ever greater, opening opportunities for their radicalization and conversion to leftism

maybe think about the big picture instead of being a big babby neoliberal

lol these fuckin rubes are gonna heil trump even when theyre even more poor and poo poo than they are now

i fuckin hate orwell but lol he was right about hte proles and theyre here, now

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.
It's really not a big deal though, about Pence being the Shadow President. Really, when it comes down to it, POTUS is like part-time job. You're constantly looking for things to do to fill those long off hours.

Conway on Trump 'Apprentice' role: He'll do it in his spare time

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008


jesus christ

pwn
May 27, 2004

This Christmas get "Shoes"









:pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn: :pwn:

Serf posted:

no joke this is why he hatewatches SNL lol
trump sat in the all-star audiences of both the 15th and 25th anniversary shows in 1989 and 1999*, despite having never appeared on the show at that time. Audiences which were made up primarily of past hosts and cast and crew

he even has a bit part in the cold open of the 15th

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EsEP144Y88g

yeah he desperately wants in and is pissed that he's been shut out lol



*I'm sure he was at the 40th anniversary in 2015 too, but I haven't been able to spot him in the audience. he had hosted by then though so no doubt he was invited, as every host had.

Drunkboxer
Jun 30, 2007

Trumpenproletariat posted:

If Trump betrays his promises to the American working class, their anger and disgust with the establishment and the system will grow ever greater, opening opportunities for their radicalization and conversion to leftism

maybe think about the big picture instead of being a big babby neoliberal

Trump's presidency is good, says noted leftist genius.

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Trumpenproletariat posted:

If Trump betrays his promises to the American working class, their anger and disgust with the establishment and the system will grow ever greater, opening opportunities for their radicalization and conversion to leftism

maybe think about the big picture instead of being a big babby neoliberal

Covok posted:

59 year old Baby Boomer accepts his social security payment, Medicaid payment, and medicare payment. Uses it to treat his cardiac problems, back issues, and prostate issues. "loving millenials and their government handouts: Trump will teach those whippersnappers some sense and kick the n*ggers hard in the rear end too to boot! He's got my boat! Time for them to get off their "Twitters" and "Facebooks" and learn that no one cares about their feelings. It honestly pisses me off how much they talk about their feeling and this vote will tell the world how I feel about it!"

Post-Trump 59 year old Baby Boomer wakes up slowly. His back pain has gotten severe and his new heart medication isn't enough to keep his attacks in check. Every time he falls asleep, he fears he will have a heart attack die. He has become impotent and not even Viagra helps. He needs chemo therapy for his prostate cancer, but can't afford it. It is progressing and will become terminal. As he has no children, the hospital will not let him put the bill on credit as they can't transfer it to his next of kin or his spouse, who has already died due to medical complications they couldn't afford to pay for. He walks over to his kitchen where there are stacks of bills. They are his medical bills. When he had his last heart attack, they took him to the emergency room and he remained there for days. He didn't need that much treatment, but they forced him so they could charge him more. Kicked him out when they realized he was a widower without a child.

He opens his empty fridge and feels hunger pains remind him that he hasn't eaten in three days. He sits down in his chair. Slumps into it is more apt. As he stares at his now barren home, much was reposed and sold off to pay what little of his medical bills that he could, he thinks "drat democrats! They did this! Them and those drat millennial. Once I vote the GOP and Trump back in, they will teach them!"

Two years later, he dies alone in his bed. His condition had progressed to such a degree that he was immobile. Without medicare, he couldn't afford a home attendant to help him. As such, he languished in bed until he starved to death.

His body remained there for months until it was discovered by debt collectors coming to reposes his house. He was buried without ceremony in a TRUMP cemetery. No tombstone, as that would be too expensive as you can only buy TRUMP tombstones due to federal regulations, and no one to visit.

Marx Headroom
May 10, 2007

AT LAST! A show with nonono commercials!
Fallen Rib
Soooo basically people are going to have to support themselves, their kids, and their parents on wages that haven't increased in 20 years on top of college debt and unsubsidized healthcare in an economy heading towards automation of the service sector

Trumpenproletariat
Nov 26, 2016

by zen death robot

Yinlock posted:

the left worked with a critical misunderstanding that voters were not dumb as loving rocks

lol did you just refer to the democrat party under clinton and obama as "the left" you loving shill??

An actual "The Left" that represents the interests of working people would have won the election. That's why your constant mockery of bernie sanders was so lovely. People like you caused this when you demanded ItsHerTurn.

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C-Euro
Mar 20, 2010

:science:
Soiled Meat
Maybe there's a little bit of solace in sticking to your morals but Kasich has to be kicking himself for not taking DJT Jr up on that VP offer.

Also I have a few friends who live in Indiana who were so happy to see Pence leave the governor's office. Whoops!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

this is actually a masterful troll by Time if you think about it

like OK we're gonna make Trump the man of the year but we're calling him person of the year instead because it'll piss off the exact same bunch that were giving Time poo poo about Trump not being man of the year

Trumpenproletariat
Nov 26, 2016

by zen death robot
crying liberals rage against baby boomers and the elderly for their right-wing views

cry even more when social security gets cut sending these fucks to an early grave and opening the opportunity for actual progressive policies

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
how did we get here? crazy!

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Trumpenproletariat posted:

lol did you just refer to the democrat party under clinton and obama as "the left" you loving shill??

An actual "The Left" that represents the interests of working people would have won the election. That's why your constant mockery of bernie sanders was so lovely. People like you caused this when you demanded ItsHerTurn.

lol

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
im glad of the new catfood future, personally

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

Trumpenproletariat posted:

crying liberals rage against baby boomers and the elderly for their right-wing views

cry even more when social security gets cut sending these fucks to an early grave and opening the opportunity for actual progressive policies

you know that liberals get old too right

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

Trumpenproletariat posted:

crying liberals rage against baby boomers and the elderly for their right-wing views

cry even more when social security gets cut sending these fucks to an early grave and opening the opportunity for actual progressive policies

accelerationists are somehow dumber than me, and i supported hillary clinton

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.

Trumpenproletariat posted:

crying liberals rage against baby boomers and the elderly for their right-wing views

cry even more when social security gets cut sending these fucks to an early grave and opening the opportunity for actual progressive policies

I know a lot retarded as gently caress young people too. This philosophy is a cancer of the mind and this alone will not cure it. Only the complete eradication of the human species may cure it! /s

No, but, seriously, even without boomers, America would still be retardedly conservative. I might actually move to Canada in 10 years.

Zerg Mans
Oct 19, 2006


It was literally a woman last year and he whined because of it.

Iron Crowned
May 6, 2003

by Hand Knit

Trumpenproletariat posted:

cry even more when social security gets cut sending these fucks to an early grave and opening the opportunity for actual progressive policies

Nah, I'll dance a jig over that one

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
starve a granny for the revolution

DryGoods
Apr 26, 2014

Dogs, on the other hand, can connect with that pathos.

C-Euro posted:

Maybe there's a little bit of solace in sticking to your morals but Kasich has to be kicking himself for not taking DJT Jr up on that VP offer.

Also I have a few friends who live in Indiana who were so happy to see Pence leave the governor's office. Whoops!

Kasich was about to call up Trump but someone walked by with a fresh Hoagie so he was distracted the rest of the day. He even had an email written up later accepting but the scent of pizza wafted through the window before he could hit send.

Former Everything
Nov 28, 2007


Is this right?

Trumpenproletariat posted:

If Trump betrays his promises to the American working class, their anger and disgust with the establishment and the system will grow ever greater, opening opportunities for their radicalization and conversion to leftism

maybe think about the big picture instead of being a big babby neoliberal

there aren't enough hours left in this miserable loving existence to type "haha" over and over as much as this dumbshit loving comment deserves

Trumpenproletariat
Nov 26, 2016

by zen death robot

Yinlock posted:

accelerationists are somehow dumber than me, and i supported hillary clinton

i'm only an accelerationist when there's no other option because morons like you destroyed bernie sanders presidential run and told the majority of the country to eat poo poo and keep dealing with the poverty, inequality and wars they'd been suffering for decades. Of course they're going to turn to anything that seems new that will relieve their pain when you do that.

there is no one dumber than hillary clinton supporters. unless you're a millionaire banker or capitalist, then supporting her made sense

Captain_Maclaine
Sep 30, 2001

Every moment that I'm alive, I pray for death!

World War Mammories posted:

trump was ron paul all along

All that gold plating should have clued us in, come to think about it.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007

Trumpenproletariat posted:

i'm only an accelerationist when there's no other option because morons like you destroyed bernie sanders presidential run and told the majority of the country to eat poo poo and keep dealing with the poverty, inequality and wars they'd been suffering for decades. Of course they're going to turn to anything that seems new that will relieve their pain when you do that.

there is no one dumber than hillary clinton supporters. unless you're a millionaire banker or capitalist, then supporting her made sense

settle down, junior

Phi230
Feb 2, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
i imagine trump watches SNL like Suttler watched Stephen Fry's show in V for Vendetta, milk crushing and everything

except he does it every single saturday and doesnt do anything about it because he's really a huge coward

Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

Pretty cool, we've actually elected Baron Harkonnen. Somebody needs to invent that hover throne thing.

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
pretty hosed up that internet poster yinlock engineered the downfall of bernie sadners

Covok
May 27, 2013

Yet where is that woman now? Tell me, in what heave does she reside? None of them. Because no God bothered to listen or care. If that is what you think it means to be a God, then you and all your teachings are welcome to do as that poor women did. And vanish from these realms forever.
You know, I think this might be a false flag thing. The GOP is behind this, not Trump. Why would the GOP gut their own main block of voters? Even if they are brainwashed, this will still kill them off fast enough that they can lose seats. If there were sources on the article, maybe. Since there isn't, I think this is just clickbait.

Trumpenproletariat
Nov 26, 2016

by zen death robot
also yeah humanity sucks and there is no inherent value in its continued existence.

let climate change destroy us and give the planet a chance to recover within a few million years. perhaps a new intelligent species will evolve that isn't as brutish and short-sighted as we

Yinlock
Oct 22, 2008

paranoid randroid posted:

pretty hosed up that internet poster yinlock engineered the downfall of bernie sadners

im sorry about the death of western civilization, everyone

my bad

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Agronox
Feb 4, 2005

posters in this thread are very powerful

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