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Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHh_ZmWFDAY

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RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
I love that Mario 2 music is the go-to for a text-to-speech reading, Moonbase Alpha is probably my favorite Youtube video of all time.

eta: Moonbase Alpha provides a realistic simulation of life on a natural satellite

RyokoTK fucked around with this message at 05:39 on Dec 5, 2016

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES
New episode of Adjudicated Guess!

Haruharuharuko
Mar 24, 2008

Yeah I lied; so what is the truth?


loving lost it at *Mime Noises* this is a pro click holy poo poo.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Hey A Meat, what was your plant-based question?

A Meat
Jun 28, 2013

CERTIFIED FRESH AS HELL DOC MAKER

Tasteful Dickpic posted:

Hey A Meat, what was your plant-based question?

"Where do pineapples come from and why are they called that?"

Robviously
Aug 21, 2010

Genius. Billionaire. Playboy. Philanthropist.

Pineapples come from out the ground, duh. One of the fun things I learned from my grandfather's time farming them.

I vaguely remember that they're called that because they reminded english explorers of pine cones, which were called pine apples.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Robviously posted:

I vaguely remember that they're called that because they reminded english explorers of pine cones, which were called pine apples.
No, they were called pine cones. Pineapples got their name from being actual fruits, in contrast to pine cones.

A Meat
Jun 28, 2013

CERTIFIED FRESH AS HELL DOC MAKER

Sham bam bamina! posted:

No, they were called pine cones. Pineapples got their name from being actual fruits, in contrast to pine cones.

pineapple (n.)
late 14c., "pine cone," from pine (n.) + apple. The reference to the fruit of the tropical plant (from resemblance of shape) is first recorded 1660s, and pine cone emerged 1690s to replace pineapple in its original sense except in dialect. For "pine cone," Old English also used pinhnyte "pine nut."

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
The thing I read was wrong! :(

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy
Hey just in case anyone in the thread hasn't seen Doggie B yet (for a refresher it was a reading in one of the ideas episodes that beyond belief somehow actually became a movie) it's free to watch if you have Amazon Prime.



I'm the massive number of typos in the articles off to the right.

I Before E
Jul 2, 2012

dijon du jour posted:

Hey just in case anyone in the thread hasn't seen Doggie B yet (for a refresher it was a reading in one of the ideas episodes that beyond belief somehow actually became a movie) it's free to watch if you have Amazon Prime.



I'm the massive number of typos in the articles off to the right.

I'm the massively stretched picture.

Flaskraven
Nov 20, 2012

I hope you get crushed to death by a fat guy trying to commit suicide by falling out of a window and when the paramedics answer the local bystander asking if you'll live, he just says "fat chance" and laughs.
Remember to go to the AV Club and write in The F Plus as a podcast they should start talking about

http://www.avclub.com/article/vote-v-clubs-2016-readers-poll-246676

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy


Doggie B was very good, you guys.

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

No loving way, I just listened to that episode the other day! They made that?!

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

dijon du jour posted:

I'm the massive number of typos in the articles off to the right.
Jeeeeeeeeeeeeesus. Those have to be deliberate. I'd probably goof around with that kind of stuff if they let me too.

Waffleman_ posted:

No loving way, I just listened to that episode the other day! They made that?!
Of course. Remember the end of the film pitch episode, when they said that AHHHA was better because it at least managed to produce this?

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy

Waffleman_ posted:

No loving way, I just listened to that episode the other day! They made that?!

Yup. In one of the later ideas episodes they mention how aghast they are that Doggie Boogie actually became real.

p.s. Here's an imgur album of the pertinent plot points in case anyone doesn't want to watch the whole hour-and-a-half movie for some reason.

RyokoTK
Feb 12, 2012

I am cool.
guys

guys guys



A LAW FIRM
OF WEREWOLVES


https://thefpl.us/also-made/stickers

Benny the Snake
Apr 11, 2012

GUM CHEWING INTENSIFIES
New episode on hubpages.com-featuring Squiddy!

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
http://ballsniff.club/

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

how the gently caress did I not know about this before, goddamn

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
This episode has a rich slice of Kumquatxop.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
"Sandbox for morons to mash their heads on their keyboards" is one of my favorite F+ subject types, and I'm filled with the deepest joy that diminishing returns are nowhere in sight even after seven years of this.

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat
Not that anybody cares at this point, but I just realized that "Blaze THC" from the Sonic episode is probably based on the "KTE" abbreviation for Knuckles the Echidna in the Genesis games. There's an actual precedent that Spongebob100 was following there.

(sorry for the double post)

Sham bam bamina! fucked around with this message at 02:18 on Dec 12, 2016

Waffleman_
Jan 20, 2011


I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna I don't wanna!!!

Whenever Kumquat just starts going HEY HEY HEY, you're about to be in for the best reading of the episode.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
It's a drat shame Jack Chick wasn't around for the demon summoning reading.

my girlfriend is Legos
Apr 24, 2013

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

It's a drat shame Jack Chick wasn't around for the demon summoning reading.

They couldn't get Jack Chick for that because demon summoning doesn't actually work.

Andrast
Apr 21, 2010


my girlfriend is Legos posted:

They couldn't get Jack Chick for that because demon summoning doesn't actually work.

Why would it be on HubPages.com if it doesn't work?

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

Andrast posted:

Why would it be on HubPages.com if it doesn't work?
Because it was a """satire""", as they realized when they got to the chant.

dijon du jour
Mar 27, 2013

I'm shy
New Lou Reads about Canadian Escort Reviews. You can find it on iTunes or by doing a Google search for "fart tart".

Kaiju Cage Match
Nov 5, 2012




RyokoTK posted:

guys

guys guys



A LAW FIRM
OF WEREWOLVES


https://thefpl.us/also-made/stickers

Can I pay their lawyer fees in chin scratches?

Guy Mann
Mar 28, 2016

by Lowtax

dijon du jour posted:

New Lou Reads about Canadian Escort Reviews. You can find it on iTunes or by doing a Google search for "fart tart".

This is a good ep, the dudes with major issues about women are no surprise but the little odysseys like the Indian guy crying racism when him making GBS threads his pants during a BJ gets him blacklisted or the quest to find a mistress who will fart on them are amazing.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

dijon du jour posted:

New Lou Reads about Canadian Escort Reviews. You can find it on iTunes or by doing a Google search for "fart tart".

I've known about these sites existing and I've thought of trying to make a doc about it but the whole idea is really more depressing than it is funny.

That Old Tree
Jun 24, 2012

nah


I think "Well, one thing led to another" in describing paying for sex is pretty hilarious.

Ixjuvin
Aug 8, 2009

if smug was a motorcycle, it just jumped over a fucking canyon
Nap Ghost

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

I've known about these sites existing and I've thought of trying to make a doc about it but the whole idea is really more depressing than it is funny.

If anyone is going to make a doc about punters it should be ALL-PRO SEXMAN. Who would know better?

Sham bam bamina!
Nov 6, 2012

ƨtupid cat

ALL-PRO SEXMAN posted:

I've known about these sites existing and I've thought of trying to make a doc about it but the whole idea is really more depressing than it is funny.
You should listen to his two other prostitute review episodes; they're a real pick-me-up.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

That episode was good

sexpig by night
Sep 8, 2011

by Azathoth

EmmyOk posted:

That episode was good

The reveal that it was a place that pays for articles by ad count made everything make sense and I appreciate that they waited to the last bit to say it, Shyamalan style.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose

Ixjuvin posted:

If anyone is going to make a doc about punters it should be ALL-PRO SEXMAN. Who would know better?

I'm an ALL-PRO CONSENSUAL SEXMAN, thank you very much.

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echopapa
Jun 2, 2005

El Presidente smiles upon this thread.

That Old Tree posted:

I think "Well, one thing led to another" in describing paying for sex is pretty hilarious.

Like it or not, sex will be had.

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