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cock hero flux posted:become corey's best friend and then confess to him so you can have a heartfelt hug it out moment where he forgives you "Thanks, me telling you this secret has been super cathartic for me* *Gets stabbed in eye*
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 05:11 |
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you irl posted:plant some drugs in his janitor cart for old times sake lol
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 05:20 |
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cock hero flux posted:become corey's best friend and then confess to him so you can have a heartfelt hug it out moment where he forgives you Suck him off first. You'll probably make it thru ok.
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 06:14 |
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Hardawn posted:"Thanks, me telling you this secret has been super cathartic for me* Finally an excuse to get an eyepatch and all the pussy that comes with it
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 06:19 |
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Man, seems pretty dumb to think the guys you were selling weed to would be taken super seriously by the authority. Also seems dumb to tell them why you didn't have the weed. Live and learn tho, I guess. Unless you're Corey
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 10:06 |
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you irl posted:"incel" goon: lol if you're a woman and can't get sexual attention - like just take off your clothes! have you ever seen the people on chaturbate? 2000 goons jerking off and praising some misshapen eastern european mom nothing wrong with misshapen eastern european mums
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 10:15 |
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loquacius posted:You could say the same thing about male incels, though. Easier to just say "they're all bad and the disease is inside them" yeah, sure, but i'd rather not presume to understand how men think.
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 11:19 |
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Corey sounds like a gently caress-up, don't feel bad
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 15:25 |
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quote:Like basically everyone else, the "little pissbitch/get beefy bitch" confession legit cracked me up forever. quote:I grew up idolizing the female body. This was the mid-90s, the era of Baywatch babes, Playboy playmates, rock hard massive fake tits, and eating disorders and drugs helping sculpt women into beautiful forms. no see sex dolls aren't weird, because i am very nice to the sex dolls and that makes it not weird
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 18:28 |
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It's not sexual though, he's only attracted to their bodies
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 18:50 |
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loquacius posted:
jon pop gettin weirder with his highschool gangrape fantasies
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 19:00 |
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A dozen goons are frantically putting together their replies to yet another obviously-fake confession right now.
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 19:02 |
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Take out the doll stuff and asexual stuff and there's nothing too weird there. Also this is the first time that i hear about an iago face or whatever.
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 19:22 |
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wrong thread
icecastle fucked around with this message at 19:25 on Dec 10, 2016 |
# ? Dec 10, 2016 19:23 |
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whats the iago face
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 19:42 |
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I did an image search when I posted the confession, it's just basically "feeling such intense pleasure that you make a really stupid face", that honestly sums it up Eyes rolled back, tongue hanging out. It's super cartoony and having a fetish for it really demonstrates how much of your sexual experience involves watching sex cartoons. It's roughly equivalent to having a fetish for when people's eyes pop out of their head and their tongue and jaw hit the floor with an "aooga" noise
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 19:47 |
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"I consider myself asexual also here are the deetz on my foot fetish, anime fetish and how I gently caress and cum in rubber dolls. Nothing sexual about that."
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 20:08 |
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Gimbal lock posted:Take out the doll stuff and asexual stuff and there's nothing too weird there. Also this is the first time that i hear about an iago face or whatever. Surprise! It's a hentai thing. https://www.google.com/search?q=ahe...RGEA9YQ_AUIBygB
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 20:23 |
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two excellent confessions, top notch weirdness
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 20:48 |
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 21:10 |
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My confession is that I feel sadder for knowing that the whatever face is a thing and I wish I hadn't just learned that.
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 21:13 |
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I've never really had nudes of myself leaked out on the internet but when I was 12 and we got internet for the first time I got an internet girlfriend. I thought it was fun and all of my friends were doing it - going to AOL chatrooms and doing the whole a/s/l thing. I remembered the person's username a few years down the road and looked them up - it ended up being some 45 year old plumber from the Northeast. So some pedophile probably tried to get me to do things on the internet or their kid was messing around. See we're all normal here.
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 21:18 |
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so the iago face is basically every avatar in ADTRW
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 21:24 |
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More proof anime is for losers
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 21:46 |
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Hey social butterfly goon, you should start telling people to "dunk a dill pickle, realdo."
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 22:40 |
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Poor Corey. I really feel for him; that was absolutely lovely for you to do to him.
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 23:28 |
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It's Pee Saturday quote:I manage the valet parking at a pretty posh hotel. Sometimes, I get to drive a lot of really nice cars. But I've never taken one for a joyride. Manager doesn't mean poo poo. Sure, I make a lot more than the attendants. That's about it. I'm responsible if something fucks up. That happens sometimes. I've fired and hired people. put your mom in a home and use some of the time you gain to quote:so many people with piss related hang-ups, I wonder why. I keep saying this, but shy bladders are an anxiety thing and it doesn't matter what you're thinking about when you piss as long as it's not "oh god I'm not pissing what's happening this is so embarrassing my bladder is broken and everyone can tell". You can think about pissing on your friends or think about TV shows or think about the ahegao face, as long as it gets your mind off your anxiety you'll be okay. also: "pee-everywhere areas"
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 23:32 |
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There's a lot of piss in this thread.
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# ? Dec 11, 2016 00:05 |
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That second goon should really let the tomboy lesbian know how he feels! What a hilarious story to tell their adopted children~ The first goon...just seems like he's relieving stress in a (non)healthy way. That's just gross dude. Unless you pee clear; that means you are hydrated and are peeing mostly water. Then you are just one more angel pissing on everyone from the heavens above. I hope I get a lot of from what I'm saying but pee is totally normal. Everyone pees. When I was like 8 years old I would have no problem peeing in public bathrooms because a friend of mine told me that abovementioned 'clear pee means you are hydrated' so whenever I needed to pee I would always check if its clear. If not then I just need to drink more water.
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# ? Dec 11, 2016 00:06 |
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I'm not some weirdo who pisses into a container. Like all normal people I only urinate off the top floor of a car park onto anyone unfortunate enough to be walking below.
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# ? Dec 11, 2016 02:49 |
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is it HIS mom or is it an unloved girlfriend who is a mom? learn to write, piss goon
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# ? Dec 11, 2016 03:46 |
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loquacius posted:put your mom in a home and use some of the time you gain to putting people in homes isn't viable advice, at least not anymore it can cost $12,000 a month to put someone in an care facility and fat chance of getting insurance to cover it
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# ? Dec 11, 2016 06:52 |
Otoh my grandmother is in a decent home and her insurance covers all of it that her SS check doesn't cover. Try getting a doctor to say her best bet is in a home
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# ? Dec 11, 2016 08:24 |
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Putty posted:whats the iago face it's this which consequently is also my fetish http://i.imgur.com/P6SBRua.jpg
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# ? Dec 11, 2016 11:20 |
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MeccaPrime posted:it's this which consequently is also my fetish Son of a BICTH
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# ? Dec 11, 2016 18:52 |
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quote:I can't stand talking to other people. I've always been antisocial but it keeps getting worse and worse. I don't even talk to people online anymore. I can't take it, exchanging even a couple of words with someone puts me on the verge of a nervous breakdown. I've gone outside once in the past 5 months unless you count taking my trash to the curb at 3am. I order my groceries online and they just put them at the door and leave. how do you get money quote:IN the wake of a couple incest-related confessions, I got one. Sorta. After reading the step-sister fucker confession, I jerked it to a porn of Allie Rae loving her "stepbrother". My thoughts bonus short one quote:I had sex for the first time this year. I'm a dude, she was gay, and a stranger. None of my friends believe me. We met at a party and I seduced her by quoting the SImpsons episode 'Much Apu about Nothing'. yeah I'm with your friends on this one
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# ? Dec 11, 2016 18:57 |
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i wish I was dude who didn't have to talk to people
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# ? Dec 11, 2016 19:00 |
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I'm pretty sure the incest fantasy boils down to convenience.
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# ? Dec 11, 2016 19:01 |
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http://imgur.com/a/DVR2y
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you irl posted:plant some drugs in his janitor cart for old times sake OP should put drugs in his own desk and then tell his boss he saw Corey going through his stuff. Warm und Fuzzy posted:I'm pretty sure the incest fantasy boils down to convenience. "Why go across the street when you can go across the hallway?" flick my Mr. Bean fucked around with this message at 20:10 on Dec 11, 2016 |
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