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does a bear poo poo in the woods? no, we paved over the woods
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 13:45 |
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A misanthrope posted:what are we going to do when our food production systems fail to keep up with human population growth? people who say this poo poo never even have any guns lol
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 13:47 |
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A misanthrope posted:what are we going to do when our food production systems fail to keep up with human population growth? bring it bitch i dont got any kids but you can swallow my sperm it's the closest you're gonna get
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 13:49 |
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Invisible Handjob posted:people who say this poo poo never even have any guns lol this is america i have 8 guns gimme the GOD drat candy posted:have a few more world wars, probably we will have a pandemic -- that's not an "if" but a "when" thing. i just hope it doesn't destabalize things enough to make people launch nukes and poo poo. i'd love a pristine environment and half the population gone. i'll volunteer to go first and shot myself in the brain with one of my 8 guns
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 13:51 |
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are there any other animals where individuals remove themselves from the gene pool for the 'good of the species/planet'
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 13:55 |
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I AM THE TOILET posted:god drat it i'm paying attention to you; that was the worst thing i could have done i'm sorry moving on You're pushing 40 and your regdate is 2016? What was your username before you got perma'd for shitposting?
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 13:57 |
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Invisible Handjob posted:are there any other animals where individuals remove themselves from the gene pool for the 'good of the species/planet' there are animals that go absolutely bugfuck when the population gets too high. real mad max poo poo. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0Z760XNy4VM
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 13:58 |
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even when the inevitable total environmental collapse starts, some places will stay inhabitable longer than others. if we somehow haven't had any more world wars prior to that point, we will sure as hell have them after. or maybe humans will stop being assholes while simultaneously developing technology to sustain the massively overpopulated planet.
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 13:58 |
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Invisible Handjob posted:are there any other animals where individuals remove themselves from the gene pool for the 'good of the species/planet' Unicorns
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 13:58 |
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i say we launch all excess humans into space, to the off-world colonies
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 14:01 |
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Invisible Handjob posted:are there any other animals where individuals remove themselves from the gene pool for the 'good of the species/planet' http://io9.gizmodo.com/how-rats-turned-their-private-paradise-into-a-terrifyin-1687584457 quote:The few secluded spaces housed a population Calhoun called, "the beautiful ones." Generally guarded by one male, the females—- and few males — inside the space didn't breed or fight or do anything but eat and groom and sleep. When the population started declining the beautiful ones were spared from violence and death, but had completely lost touch with social behaviors, including having sex or caring for their young.
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 14:01 |
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A misanthrope posted:http://io9.gizmodo.com/how-rats-turned-their-private-paradise-into-a-terrifyin-1687584457 poo poo that's hosed up not the rats, just the fact that's probably how you view yourself
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 14:04 |
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Invisible Handjob posted:poo poo that's hosed up are you trying to own me invisible handjob
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 14:05 |
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A misanthrope posted:are you trying to own me invisible handjob not really trying
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 14:06 |
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Invisible Handjob posted:poo poo that's hosed up And even that's wrong cus those rats were at least still grooming themselves
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 14:06 |
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Invisible Handjob posted:not really trying and i wasn't really trying to gently caress your mother last night but look what happened
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 14:08 |
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A misanthrope posted:and i wasn't really trying to gently caress your mother last night but look what happened my moms dead you necrophiliac i killed that bitch out of spite for procreating and ruining the planet, oval office
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 14:09 |
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Invisible Handjob posted:my moms dead you necrophiliac dont kink shame me
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 14:10 |
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was that post interesting or funny, fellow goon
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 14:10 |
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WENTZ WAGON NUI posted:this was a bad post, by me too bad signatures are against the rules because this belongs at the bottom of everything you post
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 14:12 |
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Thanks for following my work
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 14:13 |
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WENTZ WAGON NUI posted:was that post interesting or funny, fellow goon
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 14:13 |
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Xtra Innings Lovin posted:In fact I'm pretty sure I hate almost everybody come to think of it Me too. My little son just threw his arms around my neck, gave me a squeeze, and said "big hug!". Curse this terrible burden.
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 14:18 |
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Sale At Albertsons! posted:Me too. My little son just threw his arms around my neck, gave me a squeeze, and said "big hug!". Curse this terrible burden. shut up breeder
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 14:19 |
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Grand Prize Winner posted:Lol I don't need kids because I am secure in the knowledge that my 401k will provide for me in my dotage just commit suicide, dummy. Why would you want to be a miserable old gently caress in a shitheap world?
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 14:20 |
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Mc Do Well posted:just commit suicide, dummy. this goes for everyone in the child-free movement. why go half-assed? go all the way and remove your total environmental burden, thanks
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 14:21 |
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My four year old made herself a pillow fort on the couch today and then we played Uno for roughly 9 hours, in it.
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 14:22 |
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I am a freaking beast at Uno, I decimated her. I know all the combos and she's an idiot noob who always drops down her color joker card the second she gets it.
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 14:24 |
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Invisible Handjob posted:this goes for everyone in the child-free movement. why go half-assed? go all the way and remove your total environmental burden, thanks I think you'll find the people who have figured out they shouldn't have more than 1 or 2 kids also support assisted suicide. Really it is economic as was as ecologic - fewer humans means more wealth for everyone - having lots of kids plays into our Ruler's game of hereditary dominion.
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 14:25 |
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What's that honey? a red +2 for me? Well guess what you just triggered a 9 red card avalanche combo and next round you're getting hit with two +4's and I'm changing the suit color to blue because I know what cards you have because your hands are too small to hold the massive amount of cards I've just given you and oyu have to fan them out on the couch between us and even though I promise not to look, I still look. HAha.
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 14:25 |
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Mc Do Well posted:I think you'll find the people who have figured out they shouldn't have more than 1 or 2 kids also support assisted suicide. don't try to say sensible things to invisble handjob he is an angry goon (probably frustrated by being stuck with many, many children)
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 14:26 |
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Mc Do Well posted:I think you'll find the people who have figured out they shouldn't have more than 1 or 2 kids also support assisted suicide. ah childfree = 2 kids? no? then why did you bother to reply with this off topic nonsense
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 14:27 |
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kids are retarded
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 14:28 |
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A misanthrope posted:don't try to say sensible things to invisble handjob he is an angry goon (probably frustrated by being stuck with many, many children) i am called invisible handjob cus i beliveve in birth control via hand jobs
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 14:28 |
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My wife told me to stop shouting "wah-BAM" whenever I hit the kids with a brutal Uno move but I'm not gonna.
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 14:30 |
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If you go to play-uno.com you can play uno online.
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 14:32 |
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A misanthrope posted:kids are retarded jesus how do so many of these little crotchspawn even get in there
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 14:33 |
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Minimalist Program posted:If you go to play-uno.com you can play uno online. Thanks!! I'll check it out
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 14:33 |
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Invisible Handjob posted:jesus how do so many of these little crotchspawn even get in there they are slippery -- covered with snot -- and have no sense of self-preservation
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 14:34 |
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A misanthrope posted:they are slippery -- covered with snot -- and have no sense of self-preservation I've been trying to reach my hands in there to steal the toys for literally YEARS, clearly I don't have what it takes to go all the way
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# ? Dec 10, 2016 14:35 |