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Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012

I remember playing this game 7 years ago, being super glad I didn't live in the world it painted, but WELP.

Lib me. I'll do any role.

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CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy
Just add me to a game already. Make my life or death there entertaining.

Demiurge4
Aug 10, 2011

I want to be 'Four Eye Jimmy', he will be a gun toting Communist mutant who can't shoot worth poo poo.

Demiurge4 has issued a correction as of 12:50 on Dec 10, 2016

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.
We made our plans. We chose our names. We began to lay the groundwork.

We adopted a slogan, a rallying cry for the masses, likely the first of many: "Go not gently into the night!"

All of us began meeting people from across the city. Talking to them. Trying to understand what made them tick, and how they could be moved, and identifying any potential recruits for our revolution.

Kaylee began to call herself Power Crazy, and was put in charge of "Hearts and Minds".
Jowar da Silva went by Deceitful Penguin, and headed the branch known as "The Resistance"
Ivan became Battle Royal Baby (BRB to his friends), the first member of "Tooth and Claw"

Our initial priorities were simple:
Get out amongst the people.
Figure out how we would fund our efforts
Begin acting in small ways to let the people know we existed, and to give them hope.

I slipped into the local Cosmetics plant and freed some animals. It wasn't much, but it felt good to truly do something for the first time in my life. I got caught, and got hurt, but I escaped - my heartbeat is still pound in my ears from the excitement. I could have died, and all to save a few rabbits? This was what it meant to live!



Deceitful Penguin stripped down and waltzed into the local sweatshop, telling the people there they were free to go, smashing the machines of the oppressors, and liberating supplies. Unlike myself, he had no trouble at all fooling the conservative swine that would try to stop him.


Battle Royal took some spraypaint and began literally painting the town red. He said it was a practice run for when he did it "for real". They were so frightened by the things he put on the walls that they closed down the entire park!


Power Crazy laid low, managing the base and playing music on the street, keeping an eye out. Her time for direct action would come soon, but not yet - with the death squads roaming the streets, it was important she have a clean record. At least for now.

And we were only just getting started...

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.
Ideas for better slogans accepted

Mad Wack
Mar 27, 2008

"The faster you use your cooldowns, the faster you can use them again"
lib me, also please show off the hilarious censorship of bad words and pickup lines when free speech is in the deep red

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

I would like to join too. Shorten my nick up however you please.

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

GlyphGryph posted:

Ideas for better slogans accepted

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

DAD LOST MY IPOD
Feb 3, 2012

Fats Dominar is on the case


Make Mine Liberal

Snugglecakes
Dec 29, 2008

:h: :glomp: :h:

Battle Royale Baby posted:

MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN

Seconded.

Also liberalize me please.

crazy cloud
Nov 7, 2012

by Cyrano4747
Lipstick Apathy
i volunteer my body 4 la revolucion

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.
Okay got a batch of new recruits. Not gonna name sleepers after forums posters unless they get liberalized, but BRB is rocking it with a decent team now, gotta figure out where he can get an axe so they can start taking conservative heads.

Full update later

Atrocious Joe
Sep 2, 2011

GlyphGryph posted:

Ideas for better slogans accepted

Bernie Would Have Won

Stexils
Jun 5, 2008

GlyphGryph posted:

Ideas for better slogans accepted

"I'm Gay"

Farecoal
Oct 15, 2011

There he go
I would like to do Liberal Crime, thanks

Full Communism Now

C. Everett Koop
Aug 18, 2008

I would probably make for a decent sleeper gov op, imo.

Bear Retrieval Unit
Nov 5, 2009

Mudslide Experiment
I would like to continue eating the rich. My resume is on the first couple of pages.

Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Throw my name into the ring as well. I can't let those nazi bastards get away with what they're doing :argh:

Nix Panicus
Feb 25, 2007

Lib me again boss

Bullfrog
Nov 5, 2012

SOCIALISM *CLICK*

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011
loving uncanny, I enter buildings naked and yell at people about communism all the time

How about "The Law of History is with us!" for a slogan. Was trying for something like "Red is the color of revolution and fascists blood on the ground" but its too long

AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009
"Guess I shouldn't have used Uber"

ate shit on live tv
Feb 15, 2004

by Azathoth
drat I have a good game going, but I'm crashing on the election consistently.

BoredDG
Aug 10, 2013


Farecoal posted:

Full Communism Now

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

ate poo poo on live tv posted:

drat I have a good game going, but I'm crashing on the election consistently.

- Hillary Clinton

Chillgamesh
Jul 29, 2014

GlyphGryph posted:

Ideas for better slogans accepted

"Stalin did nothing wrong"

ChickenOfTomorrow
Nov 11, 2012

god damn it, you've got to be kind

i wish to join this revolution. I shall happily split my time between this one and Voxes, should Vox return.

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy
90% tax rate or bust!

GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.
We've been busy this month.

We spent a while flirting with the enemy, but didn't get many leads. One of the doormen at the Gentlemen's Club is always willing to let me through now, though, so that's nice.






(Not pictured: Everyone else on the team getting shot down and called disgusting over and over again)

BRB decided that it was time to fill out his squad a bit, and that he needed my help. I was happy to oblige - although I was a bit surprised by the people he ended up wanting to recruit.







We discovered that flirting with friendly monsters will turn them hostile.


But Battle Royale Baby had no trouble talking them down after the insulting advance, thankfully.


In the end, we had a horde of beasts ready to fight for the liberal cause, but most of them were released into the wild. Only a few met BRB's exacting standards.





His team was assembled, and he was ready to start causing some real trouble.


Mrit SA
Nov 11, 2016

by Lowtax
As a horrible monster, I would like to be a horrible monster.

byob historian
Nov 5, 2008

I'm an animal abusing piece of shit! I deliberately poisoned my dog to death and think it's funny! I'm an irredeemable sack of human shit!

Bear Retrieval Unit posted:

I would like to continue eating the rich. My resume is on the first couple of pages.

BAR Retrieval Unit would be an awesome sn play on words for a shootin em up game

Bushiz
Sep 21, 2004

The #1 Threat to Ba Sing Se

Grimey Drawer
If you find a super strong mutant or something i would like to die surrounded by death squad corpses.

Concordat
Mar 4, 2007

Secondary Objective: Commit Fraud - Complete
I've got a squad of six dudes in SEAL suits with stealth at or over 20, and they regularly just walk into the bank, take a manager hostage, empty the vault, and leave without being spotted. If your stealth is high enough, you can sneak right by active death squads.
The guy with 15 in driving takes care of the escape, since emptying the vault pretty much always attracts about four cop cars.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

if u turn a CEO, pls name him after me

HiHo ChiRho
Oct 23, 2010

This is way better than I ever got out of the game. never stop *click*

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011
did we just recruit a buncha animals given sapience

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

Deceitful Penguin posted:

did we just recruit a buncha animals given sapience

there will be no xenophobia in this liberal commune, comrade

Deceitful Penguin
Feb 16, 2011

Ignatius M. Meen posted:

there will be no xenophobia in this liberal commune, comrade
No, I mean, I'm not exactly sure what happened so I'm asking if I read it right

I don't care what they are physically so long as they are communists at their core

AceRimmer
Mar 18, 2009
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GlyphGryph
Jun 23, 2013

Down came the glitches and burned us in ditches and we slept after eating our dead.

Deceitful Penguin posted:

did we just recruit a buncha animals given sapience
Can a Writhing Mass or Genetic Nightmare properly be called animals?

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