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Panfilo
Aug 27, 2011

EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

Megabound posted:




Now I can't stop imagining hipsters who are into my little pony, and I can't think of any combination more insufferable.

His beard looks so embarrassed it's desperately trying to crawl away.

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DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Does he not realize you can be any combination of the above? Like being black doesn't mean you believe in god. Nor does being a feminist or gay. In fact, I lived with a black. gay feminist. atheist woman less than two years ago.

What a dumb poo poo. (the beard guy. not the black gay atheist lady. She was cool as gently caress and if she hadn't gotten married and moved in with her SO, I would totes be happy to be her roomie again.)

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

Tiny Lowtax posted:

Eh my two year old likes pressing the buttons on my record player to make it start playing, and she likes dancing to kids music, so I can see why this exists. I have a few kids LPs just for her.

This isn't marketed to parents with kids who enjoy MLP and know how to use a record player. This is a limited edition picture disk (and possibly a Record Store Day exclusive to boot) meaning it was made for the "adult collector" in mind. By all means, give it to the kids that love it, but I doubt kids were the target audience.

El Estrago Bonito
Dec 17, 2010

Scout Finch Bitch

Palisader posted:

Not Commie Ned Flanders, I assume?

I want to say their username was female sounding?

BrigadierSensible
Feb 16, 2012

I've got a pocket full of cheese🧀, and a garden full of trees🌴.

DicktheCat posted:

Does he not realize you can be any combination of the above? Like being black doesn't mean you believe in god. Nor does being a feminist or gay. In fact, I lived with a black. gay feminist. atheist woman less than two years ago.

What a dumb poo poo. (the beard guy. not the black gay atheist lady. She was cool as gently caress and if she hadn't gotten married and moved in with her SO, I would totes be happy to be her roomie again.)

No. He does not realize that.

The kind of person that whinges about "atheist oppression" is the kind of person taht identifies as an atheist and ONLY an atheist. Kinda like the nerds that define themselves solely by one cartoon or band that they watch/listen to.

So if they define themselves by one thing, then they deduce that other people define themselves by only one thing. So a black guy is only a black guy, a woman is only a woman and nothing else, a gay guy defines himself by his homosexuality alone. A black atheist lesbian has to pick one.

Fashionable Jorts
Jan 18, 2010

Maybe if I'm busy it could keep me from you



BrigadierSensible posted:

No. He does not realize that.

The kind of person that whinges about "atheist oppression" is the kind of person taht identifies as an atheist and ONLY an atheist. Kinda like the nerds that define themselves solely by one cartoon or band that they watch/listen to.

So if they define themselves by one thing, then they deduce that other people define themselves by only one thing. So a black guy is only a black guy, a woman is only a woman and nothing else, a gay guy defines himself by his homosexuality alone. A black atheist lesbian has to pick one.

Also since they have no self-awareness or sympathy for others, the "minority" group they belong to faces the biggest struggle. I know the text on the picture is most likely fake, but I've met people who have acted similarly to that.

BgRdMchne
Oct 31, 2011

BrigadierSensible posted:

No. He does not realize that.

The kind of person that whinges about "atheist oppression" is the kind of person taht identifies as an atheist and ONLY an atheist. Kinda like the nerds that define themselves solely by one cartoon or band that they watch/listen to.

So if they define themselves by one thing, then they deduce that other people define themselves by only one thing. So a black guy is only a black guy, a woman is only a woman and nothing else, a gay guy defines himself by his homosexuality alone. A black atheist lesbian has to pick one.

I don't limit myself. I'm a Gamer and an athiest!

goose willis
Jun 14, 2015

Get ready for teh wacky laughz0r!
Gaytheist

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:

This isn't marketed to parents with kids who enjoy MLP and know how to use a record player. This is a limited edition picture disk (and possibly a Record Store Day exclusive to boot) meaning it was made for the "adult collector" in mind. By all means, give it to the kids that love it, but I doubt kids were the target audience.

I dunno I bought the Sesame Street LP and it was Record Store Day exclusive, and it's for my kid so......

Rough Lobster
May 27, 2009

Don't be such a squid, bro

Fagnostic

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Grab yourself a snack and a glass of orange juice and try not to reach through the screen for this old favourite of awkwardness.

Palisader
Mar 14, 2012

DESPAIR MORTALS, FOR I WISH TO PLAY PATTY-CAKE

Wheat Loaf posted:

Grab yourself a snack and a glass of orange juice and try not to reach through the screen for this old favourite of awkwardness.

Holy poo poo

free basket of chips
Sep 7, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Wheat Loaf posted:

Grab yourself a snack and a glass of orange juice and try not to reach through the screen for this old favourite of awkwardness.

This is fantastic

DeusExMachinima
Sep 2, 2012

:siren:This poster loves police brutality, but only when its against minorities!:siren:

Put this loser on ignore immediately!
"The Beastly Chink"

:allbuttons:

The Saddest Rhino
Apr 29, 2009

Put it all together.
Solve the world.
One conversation at a time.



Wheat Loaf posted:

Grab yourself a snack and a glass of orange juice and try not to reach through the screen for this old favourite of awkwardness.

i watched till no. 8 and the eighth most attractive character is a rabbit's mom

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

The Saddest Rhino posted:

i watched till no. 8 and the eighth most attractive character is a rabbit's mom

Haha, yeah, it always gets to the "She is attractive and the size of an average human mother" line and I have to switch it off.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I hope you realise it's a parody.

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011

Paladinus posted:

I hope you realise it's a parody.

I uh... I donno about that. Considering he took it down when people made fun of it and tried to take it down when anyone else put it up to make fun of it, I'd say it was pretty sincere.

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless

Paladinus posted:

I hope you realise it's a parody.

You mean Sonic the Hedgehog isn't "one of the greatest and most attractive characters ever thought of"?!

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
"it's just a parody, it's just a parody, please god let it be just a parody" i wailed, pounding furiously on my temples and sobbing

YeahTubaMike
Mar 24, 2005

*hic* Gotta finish thish . . .
Doctor Rope

Paladinus posted:

I hope you realise it's a parody.

Even if it is a parody, it's a loooooootttt of effort for a not very good one.

Kay Kessler
May 9, 2013

The Saddest Rhino posted:

i watched till no. 8 and the eighth most attractive character is a rabbit's mom

I mean, silver lining at least he's lusting after the adult rabbit and not the literal child.

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007


how on earth do any of you think this is sincere. if you want to write huffy teardowns of people, find people that exist so we can at least laugh at them.

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
anything sufficiently awkward, ugly, or gross is obviously a faking troll designed to offend me, specifically me

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

LOVE LOVE SKELETON posted:

how on earth do any of you think this is sincere. if you want to write huffy teardowns of people, find people that exist so we can at least laugh at them.

Because after an unironic:

quote:

In this moment, I am euphoric. Not because of any phony god’s blessing. But because, I am enlightened by my intelligence
the bar has been set so low that almost anything could reasonably turn out to be sincere.

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
yeah and about that fake picture of the guy with his hands in his butt how can anyone believe that's real wake up sheeple it's just there to troll you hahahahahaha

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

🥄Mah spoon is too big!🍌

Perestroika posted:

Because after an unironic:

the bar has been set so low that almost anything could reasonably turn out to be sincere.

This, and Elliot Rodger's fail manifesto. The second of which definitively showed that the barrel truly has no bottom when it comes to how pathetic a person can be.

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
lmbo the (obviously fake) news says that donald trump got elected president even they're in on this grand conspiracy to troll me into thinking that maybe i don't actually have any idea how weird and hosed up our species can be

like seriously how could trump become a president lolllllllll

Sinners Sandwich
Jan 4, 2012

Give me your friend's BURGERS and SANDWICHES, I'll put out the fire.

:smithicide:

InevitableCheese
Jul 10, 2015

quite a pickle you've got there
I wish sonic were our very attractive president

Grondoth
Feb 18, 2011
Elliot Rodger's manifesto was fuckin' incredible. Goddamn. That part where he was talking about swinging his crutches around like swords to kill his enemies from school n' poo poo? gently caress

"I often did laps around my mother’s backyard as a
way of venting my anger, sometimes swinging my crutches around as if they were swords, slashing at all
of the enemies who had wronged me in life."

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

InevitableCheese posted:

I wish sonic were our very attractive president

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008

😎🐗🚬

Grondoth posted:

Elliot Rodger's manifesto was fuckin' incredible. Goddamn. That part where he was talking about swinging his crutches around like swords to kill his enemies from school n' poo poo? gently caress

"I often did laps around my mother’s backyard as a
way of venting my anger, sometimes swinging my crutches around as if they were swords, slashing at all
of the enemies who had wronged me in life."

"I arrived at the house one day, my mother being at work, and heard the sounds of Samuel plunging his penis into my sister’s vagina through her closed room door, along with my sister’s moans. I stood there and listened to it all."

The Relentless
Sep 27, 2002

ANTI KITTY-PORN TASK-FORCE - "It's Hell-Bag eatin' time! Rowwwwrrrr!!!"

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

"it's just a parody, it's just a parody, please god let it be just a parody" i wailed, pounding furiously on my temples and sobbing

Is this the new "It's a prank! It's a prank!?"

Munchables
Feb 8, 2015

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Regardless of the text, the dude in the picture is aug. So, feel free to tell us how the beard is ironic and he's actually trolling everybody.

Parts Kit
Jun 9, 2006

durr
i have a hole in my head
durr

Grondoth posted:

I uh... I donno about that. Considering he took it down when people made fun of it and tried to take it down when anyone else put it up to make fun of it, I'd say it was pretty sincere.
Even if that one is fake there's plenty of real ones. A while back youtube decided to recommend me a channel called Fine Videogame Bitches or some such. And so so many Skyrim porn mod videos. :psyduck:

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
labeling their content as "ironic" seems to be a popular m.o. for sellers of gross anime poo poo

like when humble bundle was selling bundles that included some ironic anime dating sim about birds and if you ironically spent an extra $60 or something you could ironically get an anime bird boy gently caress pillowcase

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

labeling their content as "ironic" seems to be a popular m.o. for sellers of gross anime poo poo

like when humble bundle was selling bundles that included some ironic anime dating sim about birds and if you ironically spent an extra $60 or something you could ironically get an anime bird boy gently caress pillowcase

Hatoful Boyfriend is a treasure.

Nuevo
May 23, 2006

:eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop::eyepop::shittypop:
Fun Shoe

Pittsburgh Lambic posted:

labeling their content as "ironic" seems to be a popular m.o. for sellers of gross anime poo poo

like when humble bundle was selling bundles that included some ironic anime dating sim about birds and if you ironically spent an extra $60 or something you could ironically get an anime bird boy gently caress pillowcase

Hatoful boyfriend is goddamn hilarious, and if the pillow followed the game, it was literally just a picture of a bird, which is also hilarious.

e. should not have googled that. Now you all get to suffer with me.

Nuevo has a new favorite as of 02:58 on Dec 12, 2016

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Pigsfeet on Rye
Oct 22, 2008

I'm meat on the hoof

Nuevo posted:

Hatoful boyfriend is goddamn hilarious, and if the pillow followed the game, it was literally just a picture of a bird, which is also hilarious.

e. should not have googled that. Now you all get to suffer with me.



It winds up looking like a pigeon that is cosplaying Martha Washington, for reasons best known to itself

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