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Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.
ODB

Kalli posted:

Three decades after they stop playing Crazy Train.

Crazy Train is the worst song ever. All that awesome buildup for one of the most mediocre tracks ever. It's like the 2007 Patriots season in musical form.

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Nervous
Jan 25, 2005

Why, hello, my little slice of pecan pie.
Back to living by the OBJ.

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

The Unnamed One posted:

Dak confirmed fraud

Stafford for MVP

Cosined.

pro starcraft loser
Jan 23, 2006

Stand back, this could get messy.

God dammit Cowboys. The one game we need you to win...

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Phyein posted:

Remember when 7 nation army was new and everyone was all like "the white stripes suck but 7 nation army is a pretty good song"

and non-idiots were like "the opposite of this"

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.
loving Giants are gonna sweep the Cowboys lol. This is the best football day

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



gently caress

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

DrunkPanda posted:

Those NFL shop commercials are so dumb. *NFL player complaining about having to play in the NFL* *stupid fan smugly announcing that they never had to play in the NFL* :psyduck:

it sort of made sense when they had the player give his monologue and the little kid saying "lol" but now it's just witten doing this clint eastwood empty chair monologue

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit
Maybe the Cowboys are destined to pull a Jags and lose only 3 games all year, but all of them to the same team.

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
Seriously though, gently caress Dez on that INT.



Just loving bad.

Cnidario
Mar 22, 2013

G-MENNNNNNNNNN

Nodoze
Aug 17, 2006

If it's only for a night I can live without you
OBJ is wasted on Eli Manning

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
two bad teams

Zoran
Aug 19, 2008

I lost to you once, monster. I shall not lose again! Die now, that our future can live!
Put Tony out there

hifi
Jul 25, 2012

lmao eli was just playing with us

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Phyein posted:

Remember when 7 nation army was new and everyone was all like "the white stripes suck but 7 nation army is a pretty good song"

i dont remember thinking the white stripes sucked

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

marioinblack posted:

Maybe the Cowboys are destined to pull a Jags and lose only 3 games all year, but all of them to the same team.

gently caress you buddy

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Titans were the team that beat the Jaguars 3 times in one season right?

Giants gonna do that.

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





No matter the situation, Ben McAdoo looks like he's always trying to suppress a small fart

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

Kalli posted:

Titans were the team that beat the Jaguars 3 times in one season right?

Giants gonna do that.

yes

when jeff fisher > tom coughlin

marioinblack
Sep 21, 2007

Number 1 Bullshit

Kalli posted:

Titans were the team that beat the Jaguars 3 times in one season right?

Giants gonna do that.

Yeah, it's still one of the weirdest drat things to have happened.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



More like Dumb Bar

Cnidario
Mar 22, 2013

the giants are so terrible but i'm so happy

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

nice return moron

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Nodoze posted:

OBJ is wasted on Eli Manning

gently caress that. They still need to save us from Brady's 7th Super Bowl.

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism

Kalli posted:

Titans were the team that beat the Jaguars 3 times in one season right?

Giants gonna do that.

Yeah and those were the Jaguars' only losses. That could wind up happening again.

Kawalimus
Jan 17, 2008

Better Living Through Birding And Pessimism
Oh well, the Giants winning hurts the Redskins. I need the Bucs to win next week also. Keep those Skins OUT of the playoffs. And burnt!!

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
If they give the ball to Zeke Elliott every down, the Cowboys will win

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

Tom Sellout posted:

If they give the ball to Zeke Elliott every down, the Cowboys will win

not against this defense

(QB read option keepers sometimes too)

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
A light whisper dances upon the frigid breeze blowing through the stadium

"Romo~"

Jason Garrett stares blankly into the horizon

The Unnamed One
Jan 13, 2012

"BOOM!"
Yeah, Zeke's been regularly shut down tonight

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.

blue squares posted:

not against this defense

(QB read option keepers sometimes too)

He's gonna bust one, buddy.

corn on the cop
Oct 12, 2012

Break what must be broken, once for all, that's all, and take the suffering on oneself.

― Corey Dostoyevsky

Cnidario posted:

the giants are so terrible but i'm so happy

their defense is the only reason they're leading the wildcard race as opposed to being top-5 in the lottery

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

The Unnamed One posted:

Yeah, Zeke's been regularly shut down tonight

he has over 100 yards but he also has a lot of zero yard plays

Takes No Damage
Nov 20, 2004

The most merciful thing in the world, I think, is the inability of the human mind to correlate all its contents. We live on a placid island of ignorance in the midst of black seas of infinity, and it was not meant that we should voyage far.


Grimey Drawer
Bumper watch: motherfucking Spacehog, game saved.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

terrible pass

Alfred P. Pseudonym
May 29, 2006

And when you gaze long into an abyss, the abyss goes 8-8

smh dak smh

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k
If you were ever going to entertain the idea of playing Romo



Sometime in the next six or seven minutes might be best.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007

the gently caress is eli doing

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Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
If Zeke doesn't bust one, the Cowboys aint gonna win

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