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Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

Some trans girls have very cute dicks. :colbert:

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Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao
Makes you think.

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

Thoatse posted:

Makes you think.

Yes, about cute dicks.

Goobs
Jan 30, 2016

Doxcat is watching you PU.
thread always does a 360 back to dicks at least once a day.

ewe2
Jul 1, 2009

Thoatse posted:

Curse you and your hateful propaganda, dancey cat :argh:

They can't help themselves what with the groovy music and stunning visuals :v:

DapperDon
Sep 7, 2016

Goobs posted:

thread always does a 360 back to dicks at least once a day.

:trumppop:

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

DapperDon posted:

Okay, so I finally took the time to read that. Whoever wrote this has a thing about injections.
For me the most heartbreaking thing about the stimpire is that even though this has been happening for 500 years, these sickening truths have been revealed only today

Propagandist
Oct 23, 2007

Beet Wagon posted:

:pgabz: for Propaganda Minister imo

:colbert:

Gradis
Feb 27, 2016

GAPE APE

TheAgent posted:

uhhhhhhh when you have money rolling in you spend that poo poo on $1000/h escorts, cocaine and fast cars

I'm kinda jokin, but not really

a co-worker of mine ODed on coke after a long night with a teenage pornstar escort

the white, rich man's struggle is real motherfuckers

sorry family round the bedside, but this is how I want to go.

Goobs
Jan 30, 2016

Doxcat is watching you PU.

Skellybones posted:

What makes a $500,000 car ten times better than a $50,000 one? Like where do the costs go, does the chassis use iridium alloys or something? Endangered species hides for seat covers?

The Grand Tour had an Aston Martin up against a Dodge Challenger Hellcat and the Aston Martin got half a second better than the Hellcat on a track....it also costs 100,000 british pounds more. I think on a straightaway the Hellcat would of won though..

Ghostlight
Sep 25, 2009

maybe for one second you can pause; try to step into another person's perspective, and understand that a watermelon is cursing me



Goobs posted:

thread always does a 360 back to dicks at least once a day.
some might say the thread is 100% dicks 24/7

Gravity_Storm
Mar 1, 2016

DapperDon posted:

Within 5 years he has increased his income almost 8 fold? Most major and established companies only offer 3%. What is Brabens salary again? Around $200k? Aren't gaming salaries generally on the lower side?

Brabens salary is actual real earned money too...

Mirificus
Oct 29, 2004

Kings need not raise their voices to be heard



skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
poo poo, this person has a GRAPH. They really are in great shape financially and will make the BDSSE. I have been proven wrong on the internet, time to walk into the ocean.

Ayn Randi
Mar 12, 2009


Grimey Drawer
reagan-tax-graph.jpg but with star citizen words

Samizdata
May 14, 2007

Paramemetic posted:

postin' on historic Hitler page



I will agree to disagree.

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Goobs posted:

The Grand Tour had an Aston Martin up against a Dodge Challenger Hellcat and the Aston Martin got half a second better than the Hellcat on a track....it also costs 100,000 british pounds more. I think on a straightaway the Hellcat would of won though..

Don't you mean Galactic Tour :colbert:

Harold Stassen
Jan 24, 2016

Samizdata posted:

I will agree to disagree.
gently caress you I'm eating :mad:

alf_pogs
Feb 15, 2012


Star Citizen: A belief born of factoids

moveable shape
Oct 18, 2015

A Neurotic Corncob posted:

Wolf Larsen presents...






I have no words for how insane this poo poo is

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010



I think we can safely say there are more "MLM elements" to Star Citizen than there are "gameplay elements."

Lord Kinbote
Feb 27, 2016

cool new Polack jokes posted:

For me the most heartbreaking thing about the stimpire is that even though this has been happening for 500 years, these sickening truths have been revealed only today

That's because Conquests by this Stimpire end in the planet being razed, and all the citizens being executed in the same way as their citizens are. The planet is then destroyed and all remnants of it are removed, and any memories of it will be erased instantly from civil minds. People who are also killed are also erased from memories, and all memories of them, including toys and pictures, are destroyed.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
:lol: Wolf Larsen is trying to recruit another band of idiots to spam SC propaganda for free after his last group finally wised up.

He'll probably get it.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011
Hi, hope you're all enjoying screaming at the computer game. This post is just a quick reminder for people to call or visit their parents wherever possible because they love and care about you

Mr Fronts
Jan 31, 2016

Yo! The Mafia supports you. But don't tell no one. Spread the word.

A Neurotic Corncob posted:

Wolf Larsen presents...






I formally exercise MY RIGHT to refer to myself as a Trailblazer:


I... AM... A TRAILBLAZER.

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

It's him, inn the trailblazer!

Mr Fronts
Jan 31, 2016

Yo! The Mafia supports you. But don't tell no one. Spread the word.

TheAgent posted:

come to my place, friend

I'm wearing shorts and boat shoes and no jacket and there's a Pie Hole 2 blocks away

Capt Crunch pie, hurts so good

As we sit here, heavyset types in tracksuits are shading in maps of Newport Beach, and drawing circles around advertised pie shop locations.

Nothing to worry about, carry on.

AlmightyPants
Mar 14, 2001

King of Scheduling
Pillbug
crobbers' Porsche probably cost in the $150-200k range. And it is a lease, just like the mansion he lives in. It's probably not ruinously expensive for the car, as it's a collectable car, so it probably doesn't depreciate all that much and is on a very limited mileage deal. I'd be shocked and appalled if it was costing more than $2.5k/month - you could do much better than that car for that amount of money. Of course, they could always see him as a high risk lessee and just charge him interest out the loving gills for it.

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



A Neurotic Corncob posted:

Wolf Larsen presents...






Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



hire me, wolf jake

Gravity_Storm
Mar 1, 2016


its a shame they spunked $60m on mo-cap then, otherwise this graph might be a thing.

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
:gary: :lesnick: :yarg:
:pgabz: :fuzzknot: :eonwe:
:wtchris:

okay, this looks like the start of an old german porn movie.

Edit : wtf is up with those big rear end hands

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
:gary: :lesnick: :yarg:
:pgabz: :fuzzknot: :eonwe:
:wtchris:
btw, any word on whats happening with A list actors?
I mean, it has been very quiet around their involvement. Are they still even in SQ42 ?

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



Crazy_BlackParrot posted:

btw, any word on whats happening with A list actors?
I mean, it has been very quiet around their involvement. Are they still even in SQ42 ?

they're in Crobert's mocap dungeon

AP
Jul 12, 2004

One Ring to fool them all
One Ring to find them
One Ring to milk them all
and pockets fully line them
Grimey Drawer
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SRLvMTgqxaM

Truga
May 4, 2014
Lipstick Apathy

Daztek posted:

hire me, wolf joke

darkarchon
Feb 2, 2016

My name is a trolling word

Everything about this is boring

tuo
Jun 17, 2016


This is just too good...

Chin
Dec 12, 2005

GET LOST 2013
-RALPH
Despite them all being idiots it's still surprising that the cultists haven't noticed that it's been so long since CIG have shown anything of the A-list actors' characters.

It's also another indication that CIG never intended to show SQ42 at Citcon and the "oops we tried!" video was plan A. Any significant slice of SQ42 is going to include recognizable faces, and if they'd gotten their demo even remotely close to presentable as they claimed they did then they'd have had some bits of cinematics to show off.

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MeLKoR
Dec 23, 2004

by FactsAreUseless

Chin posted:

Despite them all being idiots it's still surprising that the cultists haven't noticed that it's been so long since CIG have shown anything of the A-list actors' characters.

It's also another indication that CIG never intended to show SQ42 at Citcon and the "oops we tried!" video was plan A. Any significant slice of SQ42 is going to include recognizable faces, and if they'd gotten their demo even remotely close to presentable as they claimed they did then they'd have had some bits of cinematics to show off.
Give this man a cigar! I've been saying this since the Con, the whole thing was bullshit. They had to reason to film it unless they knew they'd need an excuse.


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MeLKoR fucked around with this message at 12:07 on Dec 12, 2016

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