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Why? Because lol, that's why
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 22:41 |
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at the Iraqi insurgent gf thing in the heroin thread "My gf has been unresponsive for 24 hours, TCC, what should I do?" FYAD: "contact emergency medical services!!" "Shut up trolls! I bet the EMT and cops wouldn't even know what ' joose ' is! Please someone give me some actual advice. Should I make sure she keeps drinking water? I'd rather not have to spend any money or get in trouble for this." FYAD: "please contact emergency medical services this could potentially be serious!" "Yeah whatever trolls. Turns out she's probably okay. You guys don't even know the Wikipedia definition of 'coma'" Triticum Guzzler posted:shes gonna die while that idiot retard is busy shooting water at her lips from his super soaker instead of taking her to a hospital Punkin Spunkin has a new favorite as of 22:51 on Dec 12, 2016 |
# ? Dec 12, 2016 22:48 |
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Don't forget that in-between his posts asking tcc for advice with his neard-dead girlfriend he was regularly posting in the football threads of the games he was watching. Also when the EMTs were eventually called by the SA mods he lied to them about both the drugs his gf took and how long she was unconscious.
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 22:57 |
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Choco1980 posted:Yeah, for a while I would hang out in the goon video chatroom (I don't even know where it's moved to now) and he would for a while too. Dude had issues. Like, every single thing you mentioned he'd have to be an expert at. Like he was this rare comic book collector, ex-pro skateboarder, ex-international DJ who banged all these hot chicks, but was under house arrest at his parents for the whole shovel thing. are you talking about goontube?
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 23:23 |
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paramedics are basically irl concern trolls
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 23:29 |
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Punkin Spunkin posted:at the Iraqi insurgent gf thing in the heroin thread Link?
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# ? Dec 12, 2016 23:42 |
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Big Centipede posted:Link? http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3374804&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=13#post385965007 Actual thread http://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3170941&pagenumber=61#lastpost
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 00:18 |
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RFC2324 posted:are you talking about goontube? Nah, there was also a TinyChat goonroom. But if I've heard right, some other place is where those goons congregate now. I'm still friends with a handful on fb.
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 00:46 |
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Punkin Spunkin posted:FYAD begins mocking/trying to save an life It really baffles me that FYAD are the ones who keep coming into these stories and saving lives that everyone else is mocking or enabling, when the forum as a whole sees them as irredeemable trolls and useless assholes(or something like that, I don't really GET FYAD).
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 01:32 |
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Sometimes the best way to be contrary and gently caress with people is do the right thing.
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 01:37 |
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Ghostlight posted:Sometimes the best way to be contrary and gently caress with people is do the right thing. Or maybe they're fundamentally decent people who care and want to help
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 02:04 |
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quote:I've been licking heroin a lot (get it from my friend) and it works well. But when the pieces go under your tongue and get stuck, how do you get them out? It tastes really bad, like putting rocks in your mouth (rocks from the ground, long story, and I don't do that any more.)
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 02:06 |
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RFC2324 posted:It really baffles me that FYAD are the ones who keep coming into these stories and saving lives that everyone else is mocking or enabling, when the forum as a whole sees them as irredeemable trolls and useless assholes(or something like that, I don't really GET FYAD). edit: did anyone ever find out if sunburnt_aphid actually died Lunchmeat Larry has a new favorite as of 02:28 on Dec 13, 2016 |
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A CRUNK BIRD posted:Or maybe they're fundamentally decent people who care and want to help gently caress, You All're Dudes! My minor contribution to the thread: the punishment sagas of smallbart and krusty
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 02:14 |
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A CRUNK BIRD posted:Or maybe they're fundamentally decent people who care and want to help
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 02:28 |
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a whole buncha crows posted:he still not released pt.3 i sense a conspiracy holy loving poo poo fluo are you still alive???????
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 03:02 |
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goon witnesses a rape and keeps on walking by https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3628878
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 03:08 |
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doodlebugs posted:goon witnesses a rape and keeps on walking by Best FYAD Joke "I tried to call the police but I mistook my throbbing erection for my phone and accidentally masturbated to the rape instead"
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 03:42 |
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Wooow at the dude trying the classic "roll with the punches" in a thread about how terrible he is for letting rape happen I'm not sure I can think of a worst more out of nowhere rolling with the punches sitch "How could you let this happen? You allowed a woman to be raped because you were a coward and sociopath." "I feel really bad about it. What was I supposed to do though? It was a random." "You are a terrible human being." "Hah-hah nice one retards this is the funniest thread I've ever been involved with." Uhh
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 05:02 |
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Sometime around 2006/2007, maybe, there was a thread where the OP pretended to be an alien visiting earth and answered people's questions. I remember that it was written in a pretty high-minded hard-SF way, explaining things like "how do you travel between star systems in a biological lifetime" by talking about how his race had learned to convert a consciousness to a quantum pattern and then that is beamed to another location and reconstructed in a suitable biological shell. I'd love to read it again. Does anyone remember that?
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 06:44 |
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Sagebrush posted:Sometime around 2006/2007, maybe, there was a thread where the OP pretended to be an alien visiting earth and answered people's questions. I remember that it was written in a pretty high-minded hard-SF way, explaining things like "how do you travel between star systems in a biological lifetime" by talking about how his race had learned to convert a consciousness to a quantum pattern and then that is beamed to another location and reconstructed in a suitable biological shell. I remember the poster was named Mr Boone but that's it
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 07:11 |
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:if FYAD in 2016 are the brave few who say Hitler was good, it follows that FYAD in the 1930s were the brave few who said Hitler was actually bad. Think about it... AFAIK there's never been any sort of update on sunburnt_aphid.
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 10:28 |
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she is definitely dead whether its frmo an overdose or some infection from shooting tar heroin into her muscles
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 10:45 |
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Sagebrush posted:Sometime around 2006/2007, maybe, there was a thread where the OP pretended to be an alien visiting earth and answered people's questions. I remember that it was written in a pretty high-minded hard-SF way, explaining things like "how do you travel between star systems in a biological lifetime" by talking about how his race had learned to convert a consciousness to a quantum pattern and then that is beamed to another location and reconstructed in a suitable biological shell. I don't have a direct link to the thread though.
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 11:01 |
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Jose posted:she is definitely dead whether its frmo an overdose or some infection from shooting tar heroin into her muscles while it is extremely like she is dead, she could also be in prison
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 15:44 |
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Sagebrush posted:Sometime around 2006/2007, maybe, there was a thread where the OP pretended to be an alien visiting earth and answered people's questions. I remember that it was written in a pretty high-minded hard-SF way, explaining things like "how do you travel between star systems in a biological lifetime" by talking about how his race had learned to convert a consciousness to a quantum pattern and then that is beamed to another location and reconstructed in a suitable biological shell. unless i'm mistaking him for someone with a similar bit, i seem to remember that this guy had been doing his routine, consistently and tongue-in-cheek for decades, pretty much all over & since the dawn of the internet
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 16:45 |
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Grandmother of Five posted:unless i'm mistaking him for someone with a similar bit, i seem to remember that this guy had been doing his routine, consistently and tongue-in-cheek for decades, pretty much all over & since the dawn of the internet https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Titor ? e: too recent I guess. I too seem to recall someone fmor the usenet days
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 17:10 |
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Punkin Spunkin posted:Wooow at the dude trying the classic "roll with the punches" in a thread about how terrible he is for letting rape happen i just dont get it, he could have stopped posting at like any point and saved what little face he had left, but he just had to keep digging his own grave for 14 pages on FYAD, i dont really get it but i find it amusing, but it would always amuse me a bit when GBS has it in mind they're basically Evil GBS and try to weaponize then by directing naive posters there, but FYAD knows exactly what's going on and just chills with the intended victim
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# ? Dec 13, 2016 23:56 |
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bradzilla posted:while it is extremely like she is dead, she could also be in prison jose has made sure she is dead
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 00:41 |
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Caro was both dead and in prison and he came back so don't be surprised if sunburnt aphid appears again over the horizon, needle in arm
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 01:28 |
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Big Grunty Secret posted:Caro was both dead and in prison and he came back so don't be surprised if sunburnt aphid appears again over the horizon, needle in arm needle inbetween teeth like a dog, surely
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 01:36 |
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Big Grunty Secret posted:Caro was both dead and in prison and he came back so don't be surprised if sunburnt aphid appears again over the horizon, needle in arm Or even coming back as a nun who has given up such worldly things in favor of speed. Er spreading the glory of God.
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 01:46 |
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She went to jail for a little while in that thread and mentioned several times that she "got some money" so it's entirely possible she's incarcerated, though to be honest death is probably more likely :/
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 02:06 |
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She's dead, I have an inside source *quietly closes incognito Wikipedia tab*
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 02:39 |
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Grandmother of Five posted:unless i'm mistaking him for someone with a similar bit, i seem to remember that this guy had been doing his routine, consistently and tongue-in-cheek for decades, pretty much all over & since the dawn of the internet If memory serves it was the guy that did the Final Fantasy VIII LP. He screwed up and posted from that account as Mr. Boone, then quickly edited it but not before a couple people noticed it. My favorite part was the people that had to prove he wasn't a real alien and refused to just have fun in the thread life everyone else.
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 02:45 |
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SciFiDownBeat posted:She's dead, I have an inside source *quietly closes incognito Wikipedia tab* BM: not just a poster, but also a movement
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 04:27 |
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Lunchmeat Larry posted:if FYAD in 2016 are the brave few who say Hitler was good, it follows that FYAD in the 1930s were the brave few who said Hitler was actually bad. Think about it... Grandmother of Five posted:2016 fyad: hitler is sooo good. i love him. this much *holds up arms really far apart* though they belong in the funny quotes thread quote:FYAD: I Slaughter Thousands Of Niggers With Grenade Launchers And Bazookas.
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 05:04 |
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Palpek posted:http://mrboone.kequc.com/ This is exactly it and a much better format to read it in anyway.
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 05:07 |
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Seriously Caro needs to update his blog
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 05:09 |
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Vladimir Poutine posted:She went to jail for a little while in that thread and mentioned several times that she "got some money" so it's entirely possible she's incarcerated, though to be honest death is probably more likely :/ She wasn't just a fully blown addict, but someone who seemed to lack any knowledge with regards to what she was doing. Gotta be dead.
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