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Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

nazi-owned paper assures Britain the commies are the biggest danger facing us

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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




https://g.redditmedia.com/z0iz8yc4L...b8c657be99e8f1c

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
BOSH!

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

That's not that terrible.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

at work i've been calling people at other cities to learn about how they run a certain program and i always say merry christmas to the people in small towns and happy holidays to the people in big cities

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Badger of Basra posted:

at work i've been calling people at other cities to learn about how they run a certain program and i always say merry christmas to the people in small towns and happy holidays to the people in big cities

Sow chaos and reverse those.

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

Mustached Demon posted:

Sow chaos and reverse those.

look i'm just trying to get my work done not get hassled by trump voters

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn
that doesn't sound like chaos

more like mildly offending people you want to keep in good terms with

sweart gliwere
Jul 5, 2005

better to die an evil wizard,
than to live as a grand one.
Pillbug

Badger of Basra posted:

look i'm just trying to get my work done not get hassled by trump voters

If you want to ingratiate with Trump fans, don't celebrate some Jew's birthday. Wish them a happy Jul

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret

Hollismason posted:

That's not that terrible.
In one way it's more infuriating because it's perfectly good guacamole that gets mixed in with macaroni for some reason instead of with corn chips as God intended. But yeah I'm sure it actually tastes pretty decent, I mean it's just a different starch.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Badger of Basra posted:

at work i've been calling people at other cities to learn about how they run a certain program and i always say merry christmas to the people in small towns and happy holidays to the people in big cities

that's kinda patronizing tbqh

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret
I dated a girl whose mom would make sushi that was awesome and then the loving mayo would come out and she'd squirt it all over the place. That's sort of the same thing.

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005


Where's the ring?

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!

Joementum posted:

It actually owns that guy who washed down a bottle of adderall with beer got his manifesto retweeted by half of media twitter.



Then he challenged Glenn Greenwald to a fist fight in an Irish bar. He's a hero. :salute:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zH9Zca1vRM

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn

The Muppets On PCP posted:

that's kinda patronizing tbqh

here's a sign i saw in a small texas town

Badger of Basra
Jul 26, 2007

The Muppets On PCP posted:

that's kinda patronizing tbqh

so you're saying i should impose my coastal elite values on the heartland, eh

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Badger of Basra posted:

so you're saying i should impose my coastal elite values on the heartland, eh

You could say the same thing regardless.

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.
Badger not wanting to commit to a really strong " I love you" before ending the call

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Badger of Basra posted:

so you're saying i should impose my coastal elite values on the heartland, eh

you could say whatever and not be all weird about it

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Badger of Basra posted:

at work i've been calling people at other cities to learn about how they run a certain program and i always say merry christmas to the people in small towns and happy holidays to the people in big cities

Why not compromise with "Happy Christmas" or "Merry Holidays"?

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
personally as a rural midwestern a simple "hail satan" resonates most with me

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

Volkerball posted:

personally as a rural midwestern a simple "hail satan" resonates most with me

Was just going to post Hail Satan.

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

"If the US deep state attempted a coup against Trump, what would happen?" is peak D&D. Hopefully everyone that's posted in there is permabanned after Lowtax gets another Secret Service visit.

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

Horseshoe theory posted:

"If the US deep state attempted a coup against Trump, what would happen?" is peak D&D. Hopefully everyone that's posted in there is permabanned after Lowtax gets another Secret Service visit.

I hope the op gets back on their meds :ohdear:

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

stone cold posted:

I hope the op gets back on their meds :ohdear:

Is Gail Wynand a McDowell parachute?

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Rodatose posted:

here's a sign i saw in a small texas town



I always thought it was "happy holidays" because you also got New Year's close by.

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005

Jerry Cotton posted:

I always thought it was "happy holidays" because you also got New Year's close by.

Hanukkah and Kwanzaa as well.

stone cold
Feb 15, 2014

Horseshoe theory posted:

Is Gail Wynand a McDowell parachute?

Idk but reading the op of that thread, clearly Gail isn't doin so great.

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Horseshoe theory posted:

Hanukkah and Kwanzaa as well.

Yeah but I don't celebrate those so :shrug:

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Horseshoe theory posted:

Hanukkah and Kwanzaa as well.

also the traditional saturnalia cookout and orgy

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn

Jerry Cotton posted:

I always thought it was "happy holidays" because you also got New Year's close by.

in america there's a ~war on christmas~

every year some incredibly fragile people overreact to someone not explicitly mentioning christmas because it's a sign of pc gone mad or cultural marxists erasing the founding fathers' christian ideals or something else

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010

Rodatose posted:

in america there's a ~war on christmas~

every year some incredibly fragile people overreact to someone not explicitly mentioning christmas because it's a sign of pc gone mad or cultural marxists erasing the founding fathers' christian ideals or something else

Well the Yule Goat will punish those silly Americans.

Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn

3D Megadoodoo
Nov 25, 2010


I keep clicking but the image just zooms in and out :(

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
An alright dude.

Link doesn't work.

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy

Rodatose posted:

in america there's a ~war on christmas~

every year some incredibly fragile people overreact to someone not explicitly mentioning christmas because it's a sign of pc gone mad or cultural marxists erasing the founding fathers' christian ideals or something else

it's the same malignant forces who try to deny christ by calling it x-mas

The Muppets On PCP
Nov 13, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
you haven't lived until you've heard someone who has an ichthys sticker on their car seriously try to argue that

Horseshoe theory
Mar 7, 2005


Who are the Christians trying to genocide this time?

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Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Jerry Cotton posted:

I keep clicking but the image just zooms in and out :(

That's weird, my monitor just switches off :confused:

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