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Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
https://twitter.com/businessinsider/status/808681789388681216

Kanye being Trumps bro might be the funniest thing that's ever happened

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cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




i wonder which secretary spot is kanye getting

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Secretary of Western Developement

Pirate Radar
Apr 18, 2008

You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!
Yeezus Laureate of the United States

Mustached Demon
Nov 12, 2016

A better Secretary of Interior than Sarah Palin.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

chief of staff in the department of sick beatz

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7LfKkcDx_H0

Dishwasher Steak: Perfect Red Neck Sous Vide

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!
kanye has a lot of problems

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Chelb posted:

kanye has a lot of problems

Yeah, like being a lovely musician.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Chelb posted:

kanye has a lot of problems

that was jay-z actually

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret
But a Mitch ain't one

Maybe he's writing parody songs so Trump can cow the legislature is what I'm saying. Also I know that's a JayZ song okay

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

I know they all look the same to you but smdh

Tatsuta Age
Apr 21, 2005

so good at being in trouble


Tesseraction posted:

that was jay-z actually

I missed your posting Tesseraction

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
FEEL FREE TO DISREGARD THIS POST

It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.

Volkerball posted:

Yeah, like being a lovely musician.

Uh.............

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Tatsuta Age posted:

I missed your posting Tesseraction

someone had to

Hollismason
Jun 30, 2007
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It is guaranteed to be lazy, ignorant, and/or uninformed.
Kanye West is super loving talented

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Alright well then I agree with you hollismason, Trump is going to be a great president. :rolleyes:

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aN8w7lUMc1o
:laffo:

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret
This is maybe too old school for you, but one thing that always bothered me about that 99 problems video is he's wearing a jacket that makes it look like he has on oversize tighty-whities or a diaper or something because at the bottom it's white with some black lines in unfortunate places.

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




i would literally pause less in a hypothetical tarantino movie starring sandler than i currently am watching this spencer guy

Chelb
Oct 24, 2010

I'm gonna show SA-kun my shitposting!

Volkerball posted:

Yeah, like being a lovely musician.

you loving moron

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret

cinci zoo sniper posted:

i would literally pause less in a hypothetical tarantino movie starring sandler than i currently am watching this spencer guy
Head-standing Sandler's bare feet shot from the POV of an open car trunk while he says some snappy dialogue unrelated to the current scene

corn in the bible
Jun 5, 2004

Oh no oh god it's all true!
lol rick perry

pangstrom
Jan 25, 2003

Wedge Regret
I know "wait that's real?!" is sometimes a put-on, but I just had a "oh I guess that wasn't just a joke" moment wrt Perry.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

pangstrom posted:

I know "wait that's real?!" is sometimes a put-on, but I just had a "oh I guess that wasn't just a joke" moment wrt Perry.

trump has caused a lot of these moments for people

like remember when he bragged about his dick size?

or when he demanded to know what gave the Khans the right to question his understanding of the constitution?

boy are my arms tired
May 10, 2012

Ham Wrangler
hey kalstrams how do you pronounce cyka blyat

im getting old and cant keep up with whatever latest edgy meme springs up

Volkerball posted:

Yeah, like being a lovely musician.

mods

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Do you guys like David Allen Coe too?

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

boy are my arms tired posted:

hey kalstrams how do you pronounce cyka blyat

sue-kar blee-yat but faster

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




boy are my arms tired posted:

hey kalstrams how do you pronounce cyka blyat
i dont because that is not a meaningful phrase in russian, but were it such then like http://vocaroo.com/i/s154kyrnommE

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU
Trump cabinet picks

Attacks on abortion

Aleppo is falling

It's the end of the world as we know it, happy holidays

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Allen Jackson and Kanye West headlining the MAGA tour. Dadchat goes wild.

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU
My fallback position is hallmark greeting card writer should my office be transformed into a casino

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless

Gin and Juche posted:

My fallback position is hallmark greeting card writer should my office be transformed into a casino

If you get the job let me know. I've got some great ideas. You know no one has tried to tap into the suicide sympathy card market?

Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Our hearts go out, we know the pain you must be feeling. It's hard to see your husband's brains, splattered all over the ceiling.

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU

Volkerball posted:

If you get the job let me know. I've got some great ideas. You know no one has tried to tap into the suicide sympathy card market?

And thus the greeting card/handgun combo deal was born

Gin and Juche
Apr 3, 2008

The Highest Judge of Paradise
Shiki Eiki
YAMAXANADU
Since I won't have to work off the calories I bought the 5lb bag of rolos at the drug store with my card.

And put it all on the discover

:suicide:

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Volkerball posted:

Yeah, like being a lovely musician.

no

boy are my arms tired
May 10, 2012

Ham Wrangler

cinci zoo sniper posted:

i dont because that is not a meaningful phrase in russian, but were it such then like http://vocaroo.com/i/s154kyrnommE

thank you

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




http://i.imgur.com/fART3Ts.gifv

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Volkerball
Oct 15, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Lol Navalny is running for president. He's going back to jail.

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