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Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:

It winds up looking like a pigeon that is cosplaying Martha Washington, for reasons best known to itself

There's a wooden beak joke in there somewhere, but I'll be damned if can put one together.

Wooden beak to hard if I was clever I guess.

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Screaming Idiot
Nov 26, 2007

JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

The Toothman gazes upon the bed of taffy and rubs his hands together with a rippling clatter. "Silly genie," he hissed to himself as he surveyed the sticky sweetness before him, "I only needed two wishes!"

And then, the Toothman leapt, landed. And rolled. Only too late did he realize that he had no tongue.

Pittsburgh Lambic
Feb 16, 2011
i don't know why i kept this video open

:nws:https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3FAQ5Y-TbhY:nws:

it's a video in which a fat woman in a kilt and a fishnet shirt screams and sprays beer all over herself while another woman pretends to be a dog on a leash

it happened on election night so it wound up on some weird youtube channel about trump and was interspersed with clips of trump being trump, which doesn't appear to be relevant :(

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
Sorry about blurry pic. Tried to get the photo without triggering a shooting spree.
Yes those are dozens of cutting scars on both arms and a tactical watch also.









Man i used to be just like this kid back in high school. Brought back so many feels. :smith:

Sludge Tank has a new favorite as of 12:58 on Dec 12, 2016

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Might want to use timg instead of img cause those are loving massive. Or, if they're hosted on Imgur put an l at the end of the url to get a smaller image.

Mad Hamish
Jun 15, 2008

WILL AMOUNT TO NOTHING IN LIFE.



I like how the matching fabric of the shirt and the hilariously oversized backpack make him look even fatter than he actually is.

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IrrFlD9x8M4&list=FLAiCrT4JofSfYeinlHE5XQA&index=15

snoo
Jul 5, 2007





okay yeah ugh at the clothing choice but I would be really loving pissed if someone was taking pictures of me and my really extreme (but, at least now, old) self harm scars. cmon my dude

e: taking pictures yourself of some kid in public is the true AUG

snoo has a new favorite as of 01:02 on Dec 13, 2016

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

No one mentioned it but this is from a pretty good TV show called Channel Zero : Candle Cove. The Tooth monster is pretty loving creepy in show. And yes it's based on the creepypasta.

And a repost of another classic Sonic AUG fandom
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DCIUfek7y2M
If the sonic guy and the tails guy started loving at the end, it would make sense because this feels like twink porn.

And I've said it a million times, but why does sonic have such an insane, young fanbase? There have been maybe 3 decent sonic games and none have been released in this century, but tons of teens and tweens are loving apeshit about Sonic. Was it just the comics or cartoons? It must be hilarious when all the kids are talking about Battlefield 1 or FFXV or GTA5 or whatever they're playing now, and the sonic fan is going "yea, all those suck compared to Sonic the Hedgehog :smug:"

Then they all throw him out of a 3rd story window.

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


I wonder the same thing. Sonic games are almost all terrible, he's not an interesting character and the supporting cast is boring.

But millions of people love magical girl anime so maybe I'm on the wrong side of Sonic history.

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

Sludge Tank posted:

Sorry about blurry pic. Tried to get the photo without triggering a shooting spree.
Yes those are dozens of cutting scars on both arms and a tactical watch also.









Man i used to be just like this kid back in high school. Brought back so many feels. :smith:

Poor kid, looks like he's running away from home or something.

theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Sonic is crazy popular with autistic kids because he's really easy to draw and has exaggerated emotions

Your Gay Uncle
Feb 16, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

The Snoo posted:

okay yeah ugh at the clothing choice but I would be really loving pissed if someone was taking pictures of me and my really extreme (but, at least now, old) self harm scars. cmon my dude

e: taking pictures yourself of some kid in public is the true AUG

Think about the poor kid, if he saw his picture being mocked online he could be scarred for life.

Scratch Monkey
Oct 25, 2010

👰Proč bychom se netěšili🥰když nám Pán Bůh🙌🏻zdraví dá💪?

Your Gay Uncle posted:

Think about the poor kid, if he saw his picture being mocked online he could be scarred for life.

...more so

Pretty good
Apr 16, 2007



That kid is totes awkward, mostly because having lovely mental health to the point where you start self-harming is a really gently caress*ng awkward thing, to be h.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

sinking belle posted:

That kid is totes awkward, mostly because having lovely mental health to the point where you start self-harming is a really gently caress*ng awkward thing, to be h.

Uh...I'm pretty sure that's just his arm hair.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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I thought they specifically took the picture of him because his arms were slashed up.

Sludge Tank
Jul 31, 2007

by Azathoth
I took the picture because i was :smug: at the attire. The i noticed the scars and was :smith:

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.

sinking belle posted:

That kid is totes awkward, mostly because having lovely mental health to the point where you start self-harming is a really gently caress*ng awkward thing, to be h.

somehow still less awkward than saying "gently caress*ng"

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Nah that's just funny, to be h

The Mighty Moltres
Dec 21, 2012

Come! We must fly!


Sludge Tank posted:

I took the picture because i was :smug: at the attire. The i noticed the scars and was :smith:

And then you posted it because you were :c00l:

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

theflyingexecutive posted:

Sonic is crazy popular with autistic kids because he's really easy to draw and has exaggerated emotions

It is funny that you can always tell art made by sonic fans because they always have that weird off centered mouth.

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Oct 30, 2009

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The art or the fans?

blarzgh
Apr 14, 2009

SNITCHIN' RANDY
Grimey Drawer
If your only standard for objection to an AUG thread submission is that "we should just feel sorry for this person" then its hard to justify its existence at all.

And I'm not defending the picture of the kid being posted, I feel bad for him too, but I am saying the only difference between posting him and posting almost anyone else is an arbitrary line of demarcation between pity and ridicule that trends toward familiarity.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
I thought the ugly part was his enormous tacti-double-watches.

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology



Perhaps you are unaware, but in former permutations of this thread, derails always erupt over people taking pictures of strangers and then posting them here. I have added a rule in the OP, stating that this is not okay. Please do not do this.

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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cash crab posted:

Perhaps you are unaware, but in former permutations of this thread, derails always erupt over people taking pictures of strangers and then posting them here. I have added a rule in the OP, stating that this is not okay. Please do not do this.

Just ask the persons name before you take their picture so we know they aren't a stranger anymore. A solution as elegant as it is simple.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Solice Kirsk posted:

Just ask the persons name before you take their picture so we know they aren't a stranger anymore. A solution as elegant as it is simple.

Or don't say you took it.

Tetracube
Feb 12, 2014

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Excuse me, good sir, I must say you appear quite A/U/G. May I take a photo of you to share on an internet forum?

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
awkward.mp3

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Its my party
and I'll die if
I want to

oldpainless posted:

The art or the fans?

Probably both.

PCOS Bill
May 12, 2013

by FactsAreUseless

cash crab posted:

Perhaps you are unaware, but in former permutations of this thread, derails always erupt over people taking pictures of strangers and then posting them here. I have added a rule in the OP, stating that this is not okay. Please do not do this.

What's the difference between that and finding random images of strangers online?

computer angel
Sep 9, 2008

Make it a double.

PCOS Bill posted:

What's the difference between that and finding random images of strangers online?

Someone else snapped the pic so your conscious is still squeaky clean.

Homeless Bebe
Jul 15, 2012
The Benefits of Drinking Semen :nws:

:gonk:

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013


That headline, along with the first line of the article --

quote:

Life can be a pretty stressful and uncertain journey even for the most positive people like myself; I’m a single mother to my two young children and have just turned twenty-nine with not so much as a hint of wedding bells on the horizon.

-- is quite the unworn pair of baby shoes

Megabound
Oct 20, 2012

Oh, there's some winners in here all right.

quote:

who had intercourse without using a condom i.e. absorbed the semen into their blood stream

I hope she's not injecting...

quote:

Being single I haven’t got constant access to semen from a sexual partner but it’s something that I would hope to find one day.

quote:

Currently I already use my friends semen as a facial beauty treatment

quote:

I’ve been called a cross between Jen Selter and Bear Grylls for my bravery

The true bravery of covering your face in your friends baby batter that he drops off in tubs to you a couple times a week.

And then she talks about the evils of social media, beauty standards in different countries and calls cosmetic surgery mutilation while being covered in tattoos.

e: why'd I go back?

quote:

today we know it as life hacks but not so long ago it was just called life

Megabound has a new favorite as of 23:46 on Dec 13, 2016

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013



that caption is like something you'd find in big bold block letters at the top of an extremely long manifesto in otherwise super-tiny handwriting nailed to a telephone pole near a church

cash crab
Apr 5, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology


Just when I think this thread is taking a nosedive, you guys swoop in and save it. Bravo.


Pastry of the Year posted:

that caption is like something you'd find in big bold block letters at the top of an extremely long manifesto in otherwise super-tiny handwriting nailed to a telephone pole near a church

LOL

Fathis Munk
Feb 23, 2013

??? ?
How much letters is it for a new thread title again ? :v:

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Skeleton Mom
Aug 11, 2008

Wait, she's vegan? I'm not sure that checks out.

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