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theflyingexecutive
Apr 22, 2007

Sapozhnik posted:

let's play a game of "which hetero dating site's database most closely approaches the nadir of 100% dudes"

goon love is the best love

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Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

remember awful yearbook

crusader_complex
Jun 4, 2012
i wonder what hospitality chain will be graced with the reunion

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012



Sapozhnik posted:

let's play a game of "which hetero dating site's database most closely approaches the nadir of 100% dudes"

yea right that trump singles website is probably filled with both cis genders. Kind of want to sign up just to see and hopefully get a couple disgusing hate fucks in

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eMXKt99W61A

BangersInMyKnickers
Nov 3, 2004

I have a thing for courageous dongles

Sagebrush posted:

remember awful yearbook

yes I remember self-documenting sexual harassment yearbook

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

there were some fantastic burns on the "top comment" page but yeah i feel sorry for any goonettes who were convinced to put their pictures up

[loosechan.jpg]

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

Sagebrush posted:

there were some fantastic burns on the "top comment" page but yeah i feel sorry for any goonettes who were convinced to put their pictures up

[loosechan.jpg]
it was loosechanj and


or did you mean this one

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



duTrieux. posted:

i made a gif, a "mashed-up" if you will



headless-klansman.gif


japanese wrestling is weird


:unsmith:

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde

C.H.O.M.E posted:

poppy is cool

how could anyone even think otherwise

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U2_q_N-e2z8

fermun
Nov 4, 2009

Dj Meow Mix posted:

crushing food all day sounds like a cool job. i want to be a computational food scientist

when i was in undergrad the lab i did research in was poor and our professor hated doing grant writing so we always needed money so we'd hit up every research group at the university looking for anything we could do for them for a buck, then once we found something, they'd make me do it as the undergrad. one summer a biology group had us do some work for them, they were studying some particular species of snake and were doing some kind of research on its metabolism. they would kill mice they had caught, give me a box of them, and then i had to toss them into an industrial blender, blend them into a paste, freeze dry the paste, and do calorimetry.

Synthbuttrange
May 6, 2007

Dj Meow Mix posted:

crushing food all day sounds like a cool job. i want to be a computational food scientist

same

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.
https://i.imgur.com/wYahuwm.gifv

Bluemillion
Aug 18, 2008

I got your dispensers
right here

That usually only happens when I eat at taco bell, though.

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

bougie poo poo

Siljmonster
Dec 16, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

HERE IT IS SO B-E-A-T-IFULL!
HERE IT IS SO OPEN-WIIIIIIIIIIIDDDDDEEEEEE!

AtomD
May 3, 2009

Fun Shoe

Improbable Lobster posted:

one day i hope to own an entire white, featureless void

*straining*
the only people who can own the midwest are themselves when they vote


ugh

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

SmokaDustbowl posted:

chappie owns

it had the 219 number and yolandi but the treatment of the police bot was silly

yeah it becomes sentient if you let it get beat up and then fixed and given loves by south africans



i felt bad for sigourney weaver with those awful lines she had to read

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






Chappie was bad but still fun because souf effrika

syscall girl
Nov 7, 2009

by FactsAreUseless
Fun Shoe

Sagebrush posted:

remember awful yearbook

someone on ayb told me to shave my beard but it was a pic my gf took

criticizing her camera phone skills

SmokaDustbowl
Feb 12, 2001

by vyelkin
Fun Shoe

spankmeister posted:

Chappie was bad but still fun because souf effrika

chappie was really good in spite of south african crackers

spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






SmokaDustbowl posted:

chappie was really good in spite of south african crackers

In SA it's called beskuit.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Sagebrush posted:

remember awful yearbook

hi i upgraded your ram

Phone
Jul 30, 2005

親子丼をほしい。

echinopsis posted:

hi i upgraded your ram

+Jock

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

fermun posted:

when i was in undergrad the lab i did research in was poor and our professor hated doing grant writing so we always needed money so we'd hit up every research group at the university looking for anything we could do for them for a buck, then once we found something, they'd make me do it as the undergrad. one summer a biology group had us do some work for them, they were studying some particular species of snake and were doing some kind of research on its metabolism. they would kill mice they had caught, give me a box of them, and then i had to toss them into an industrial blender, blend them into a paste, freeze dry the paste, and do calorimetry.

mouse homogenisation

Sagebrush
Feb 26, 2012

iirc the term was "soup-like homogenate"

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
that picture of an ad for homlgebkser?? paging rotor

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

AtomD posted:

*straining*

you dont need to narrate your posting process its pretty self-evident

Mr. Lobe
Feb 23, 2007

... Dry bones...


Sagebrush posted:

iirc the term was "soup-like homogenate"


cowboy beepboop
Feb 24, 2001


ban disposable cups/plates/cutlery/etc what a waste

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

vodkat posted:

don't ever own yourself

The dreaded autocorncobification

wayfinder
Jul 7, 2003

this is still awaiting pear review

Babies Getting Rabies
Apr 21, 2007

Sugartime Jones
please be careful when you cyber, yospos

champagne posting
Apr 5, 2006

YOU ARE A BRAIN
IN A BUNKER

just cyber from Russia you'll be fine

cinci zoo sniper
Mar 15, 2013




Babies Getting Rabies posted:

please be careful when you cyber, yospos


finally a way to be a rich gamer

Wiggly Wayne DDS
Sep 11, 2010



cinci zoo sniper posted:

finally a way to be a rich shitposter

Anaconda Rifle
Mar 23, 2007

Yam Slacker

Babies Getting Rabies posted:

please be careful when you cyber, yospos



wouldn't have gotten caught if he had higher stats

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

earn a p deece eight pennies as an it professional

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spankmeister
Jun 15, 2008






EC3 pays very well because it's an international organization (like NATO) and thus employees are tax-exempt.

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