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grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012

So what are some good books about real medieval life?

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The Lone Badger
Sep 24, 2007

grittyreboot posted:

So what are some good books about real medieval life?

Unfortunately 'medieval' is far too broad a category to be really useful. You'll need to narrow down to at least the century and region.

Arc Hammer
Mar 4, 2013

Got any deathsticks?

grittyreboot posted:

So what are some good books about real medieval life?

Well, if you want decent historical fiction, you could try Bernard Cornwell. He occupies a strange spot where his books fall into fun adventure romance romps, but he does extensive research and nails authenticity. His take on Arthurian Legend is fascinating in how it is less "dark ages" and more "post Roman" in its world setting. The Romans are gone, but their landmarks remain, and it's just a bunch of small successor kingdoms squabbling over the ruins in the face of a massive Saxon migration.

BravestOfTheLamps
Oct 12, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
Lipstick Apathy
Umberto Eco's Baudolino is decent and very real.

Le Morte D'Arthur is great and extremely accurate.

PIers Plowman is about the truth of our Lord and thus good and real.

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.
Are Frances & Joseph Gies' books (Life in a Medieval [city/village/castle], and one on the technological advances that took place in the period, and probably some others) denigrated these days or is their scholarship still considered good? I haven't read them in a hot minute but I remember finding them informative and enjoyable.

Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home
poo poo, I hope they aren't, 'cause I really like those, too.

VoteTedJameson
Jan 10, 2014

And stack the four!

InediblePenguin posted:

Are Frances & Joseph Gies' books (Life in a Medieval [city/village/castle], and one on the technological advances that took place in the period, and probably some others) denigrated these days or is their scholarship still considered good? I haven't read them in a hot minute but I remember finding them informative and enjoyable.

Yes! Everyone read these. Super accessible, super well-researched and extensively cited. These are the foundation of a medieval history collection (for a non-academic. I dunno what the hell trained medievalists read.)

Don Gato
Apr 28, 2013

Actually a bipedal cat.
Grimey Drawer
It's also worth it to ask in the various history threads over at A/T, they'll give some more scholarly choices as well.

InediblePenguin
Sep 27, 2004

I'm strong. And a giant penguin. Please don't eat me. No, really. Don't try.
The History of Private Life, Volume II: Revelations of the Medieval World, edited by Philippe Ariès & Georges Duby and translated by Arthur Goldhammer, is a good more-scholarly-but-still-pretty-accessible work that I enjoyed reading, although I kinda skipped through the segment on chansons de geste. There's a focus on France overall but also a long chapter on family life in pre-Renaissance Tuscany and just in general there's a lot going on in that book

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
I actually got curious enough a few years ago to research what the earliest known writings about Britain were. Turned out it was thought to be the ancient Greek explorer Pytheas who circumnavigated the isles and wrote on it at some point in the 4th century BC. The only reason we know what he wrote however was that his peers and successors, like Hipparchus and Polybius and the like, quoted him in their works directly, his own writings did not survive.

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Pytheas was cool as heck

Ytlaya
Nov 13, 2005

Elpato posted:

I remember reading these in fifth grade, and I thought the first one was really cool because blood and cursing.

In 7th grade I read the book Rainbow Six. I don't remember if it was actually bad (though I think it probably was), but I remember even as a 12/13 year old seeing the line "their heads exploded like overripe watermelons" and thinking it was a hilariously dumb line.

xiw
Sep 25, 2011

i wake up at night
night action madness nightmares
maybe i am scum

Cpig Haiku contest 2020 winner
Rainbow Six is where Clancy started writing revenge porn about environmentalists.

HookedOnChthonics
Dec 5, 2015

Profoundly dull


Marcus Bull's Thinking Medieval is a great, short academic book that I really like because it focuses specifically on the little differences of weltanschaung between now and the Carolingians to paint a picture of them as complicated sophisticates who may as well have been aliens for how mutually intelligible a people who believe themselves living in the downward arc of history is to us today.

Like, as an example, in Carolingian Europe there was no real conception of the authorship function, because for the most part "being worthy of adding to the literary canon" was a property they confined exclusively to the been-dead-300-years set. Einhard, a courtier of Charlemagne, wrote a biography of the king, and that was a fairly radical act of literary impertinence b/c saying a living dude deserved to be written about in any serious way was basically saying that he (or any living human) was as good as the Church fathers or Roman emperors or (gasp!) Jesus. And Einhard's biography was just passages from Seutonius with the serial numbers filed off, because he considered himself basically unworthy of original composition--the idea of glorifying someone by writing down true facts about them, stating original opinions, (or glorifying yourself as a writer by being eloquent or clever) just... wasn't really there.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
The latest episode of I Don't Even Own a Television reviewed some godawful piece of poo poo Five Nights at Freddy's novel...


...written (ghostwritten?) by a girl I had a huge crush on in high school.


I don't know how I feel about this. Um, I guess it sold well, so that's good! Ironically, she was exactly the sort of person who might say she doesn't own a TV, and mean it.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

The latest episode of I Don't Even Own a Television reviewed some godawful piece of poo poo Five Nights at Freddy's novel...


...written (ghostwritten?) by a girl I had a huge crush on in high school.


I don't know how I feel about this. Um, I guess it sold well, so that's good! Ironically, she was exactly the sort of person who might say she doesn't own a TV, and mean it.
Holy poo poo, really? Would you be willing to talk about it in the IDEOTV Party Pit? Because I'm sure Jay and Chris would love to hear more.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

SurreptitiousMuffin posted:

Holy poo poo, really? Would you be willing to talk about it in the IDEOTV Party Pit? Because I'm sure Jay and Chris would love to hear more.

I could, if you think it would be interesting, but I'd be very cagey about details because there were only, like, fifty people in our entire high school and I would be easy to identify. Do you have to pay for an account?

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I could, if you think it would be interesting, but I'd be very cagey about details because there were only, like, fifty people in our entire high school and I would be easy to identify. Do you have to pay for an account?

It's just the Facebook group.

SurreptitiousMuffin
Mar 21, 2010

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

I could, if you think it would be interesting, but I'd be very cagey about details because there were only, like, fifty people in our entire high school and I would be easy to identify. Do you have to pay for an account?
Nah, it's a (closed) facebook group. I dunno if that will be a problem in and of itself though.

https://www.facebook.com/groups/ideotvpartypit/

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
Hmm. Well, maybe. I don't have anything negative to say about her, but I also don't want her to get creeped out or have everyone from my hometownl find out about my occasional enjoyment of poon. I'll think about it, thanks for the tip. If Jay is still on here as Satellite High (right?), I could tell him some stuff anonymously to repost, if he wanted.


Also:

I excitedly purchased Carrie Fisher's The Princess Diarist because I was under the impression that it was about her experience filming the good Star Wars trilogy. It is not; it is a butt-puckeringly embarrassing account of her affair with Harrison Ford, complete with actual diary entries. They're well-written, in a Livejournal way, but it was just really cringey.

e: Okay, and 1977 Mark Hamill was so handsome and I thought maybe there would be some information about him, like how he always wanted to make out with me.

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SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!

Actual diary entries from when she would have had the affair with Ford, meaning at an overall cringey age/time in most folks' lives when it comes to relationships? Or more like cringey because it's a diary entry so it's super-personal and uncomfortable sharing in its knowledge?

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL posted:

Actual diary entries from when she would have had the affair with Ford, meaning at an overall cringey age/time in most folks' lives when it comes to relationships? Or more like cringey because it's a diary entry so it's super-personal and uncomfortable sharing in its knowledge?

Both, but mostly the first one, since she was nineteen at the time. The diary entries aren't poorly-written, they're just drenched in pathos. Also, the word "Carrison" appears at least once. But I like Carrie Fisher and I think she's funny as gently caress, so I consider it a solid purchase, anyways.

Kilo147
Apr 14, 2007

You remind me of the boss
What boss?
The boss with the power
What power?
The power of voodoo
Who-doo?
You do.
Do what?
Remind me of the Boss.

It's not quite a book, but spotted at my local Michael's.

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

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Popular enough for a sequel!

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
I always loved those "How to draw badly" books because they skip the "boring" parts about learning anatomy, facial construction, constructing a pose that animates well and can be drawn from different angles - naw just draw off-brand Piccolo and you'll be cool.

I Killed GBS
Jun 2, 2011

by Lowtax

BioEnchanted posted:

I always loved those "How to draw badly" books because they skip the "boring" parts about learning anatomy, facial construction, constructing a pose that animates well and can be drawn from different angles - naw just draw off-brand Piccolo and you'll be cool.

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost

BioEnchanted posted:

I always loved those "How to draw badly" books because they skip the "boring" parts about learning anatomy, facial construction, constructing a pose that animates well and can be drawn from different angles - naw just draw off-brand Piccolo and you'll be cool.

Pretty much. Drawing furries is easy if you actually know how to draw generally, there's no specific knowledge required. However, a lot of people would like to bypass this, so everyone has Lion King or Balto faces.

Choco1980
Feb 22, 2013

I fell in love with a Video Nasty

BioEnchanted posted:

I always loved those "How to draw badly" books because they skip the "boring" parts about learning anatomy, facial construction, constructing a pose that animates well and can be drawn from different angles - naw just draw off-brand Piccolo and you'll be cool.

There's an all inclusive geekery convention I go to annually for the past three years, and every time there's a table set up for this artist vendor where all his art looks exactly like the stuff you see in those types of books, all half-assed anime style, often of popular characters too, and I always feel so bad because you know he thinks he's a good enough artist to make a living at it and he's really, really not.

gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy

xiw posted:

Rainbow Six is where Clancy started writing revenge porn about environmentalists.

Apparently there's been seven more "Ryan-verse" books released since Clancy's passing in 2013 :psyduck:

I stopped right around the time they recruited a doctor who lost a brother in 9/11* to induce heart-attacks in a captive terrorist as a form of super-interrogation.

* loving 9/11 still happens in an alternate history where Detroit already got nuked.

WickedHate
Aug 1, 2013

by Lowtax

gradenko_2000 posted:

Apparently there's been seven more "Ryan-verse" books released since Clancy's passing in 2013 :psyduck:

I stopped right around the time they recruited a doctor who lost a brother in 9/11* to induce heart-attacks in a captive terrorist as a form of super-interrogation.

* loving 9/11 still happens in an alternate history where Detroit already got nuked.

I've never really read any of the Clancy books, but the weird right wing bullshit is rampant in the video games too. The entire premise of Splinter Cell is that there's a special heroic agency that exists to do things the government can't normally under the constitution, which is..uncomfortable.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
I had to read a Tom Clancy novel for a research paper in my History of Espionage class. The writing was so lovely that I just googled a plot synopsis and went with it; I literally couldn't stand to read his crappy right-wing propaganda. I probably spent more time reading that synopsis than Clancy did on editing, come to think of it.

C.M. Kruger
Oct 28, 2013

gradenko_2000 posted:

Apparently there's been seven more "Ryan-verse" books released since Clancy's passing in 2013 :psyduck:


12 if you include non-Ryan novels.

As I recall, what happened was that he basically retired and sold the rights to his name to Ubisoft for several million dollars plus royalties.

Perestroika
Apr 8, 2010

WickedHate posted:

I've never really read any of the Clancy books, but the weird right wing bullshit is rampant in the video games too. The entire premise of Splinter Cell is that there's a special heroic agency that exists to do things the government can't normally under the constitution, which is..uncomfortable.

Yeah, thinking back on it there were a number of pretty uncomfortable parts. I think it was the second part where you were working together with an israeli agent for most of the mission, but about halfway through your handler suddenly tells you to shoot her as she's about to leave. You actually have a choice in the matter, but when you refuse to do so it'll turn out she's actually a traitor, and you'll have to contend with additional enemies later in the level. So the implicit lesson there is that it's cool and good to immediately follow orders to murder whoever without asking, because those at the top always know what's best.

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

WickedHate posted:

I've never really read any of the Clancy books, but the weird right wing bullshit is rampant in the video games too. The entire premise of Splinter Cell is that there's a special heroic agency that exists to do things the government can't normally under the constitution, which is..uncomfortable.

There was a preview of I think Blacklist that neatly summed up the weird sociopathic nature of these games. You interrogate a guy by shoving your fingers in his bullet wounds, and have to wiggle the thumbsticks to extract information. You're then given the option to let him live, or to execute him :

"That's right, a moral choice after an interactive torture scene"

Wheat Loaf
Feb 13, 2012

by FactsAreUseless
I remember there was one Tom Clancy novel or movie adaptation from the mid-1990s where they changed the antagonists from Islamic terrorists to neo-Nazis because they didn't think the idea of Islamic terrorists presenting a serious threat to the mainland USA was realistic.

Granted, this was when the militia sorts were stockpiling guns and ammo in anticipation of the Great Satan of Liberalism Bill Clinton and to a lesser (?) extent Hillary sending black helicopters to land in their backyards and cart them off to FEMA death camps or poisoning them with chem-trails, which culminated in the Oklahoma City bombing, so in that context it was perhaps a more reasonable decision, but looking at the past 20 years in retrospect, it's sort of funny (not "ha ha" funny, but "huh" funny).

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gradenko_2000
Oct 5, 2010

HELL SERPENT
Lipstick Apathy
It was actually the other way around.

In the novel The Sum of All Fears, released in 1991, Palestinian terrorists recover a lost Israeli nuclear weapon and use it to nuke Denver (not Detroit as I had first posted)

In the movie The Sum of All Fears, released in 2002, the Palestinians are turned into Austrian Neo-Nazis instead.

I don't know if they changed it away from "Islamic terrorists" out of tastefulness in the wake of 9/11, or if anti-Muslim sentiment just hadn't ramped up that hard yet, or the third option that comes to mind is that perhaps the original faction wasn't "Islamic terrorist"-y enough: they were supposedly members of the Popular Front for the Liberation of Palestine, which identifies itself as secular Marxist-Leninist Pan-Arab advocates.

Ugly In The Morning
Jul 1, 2010
Pillbug
It was Germans in the book, too, they were going to use it to get the Cold War to go hot.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005


gradenko_2000 posted:

Apparently there's been seven more "Ryan-verse" books released since Clancy's passing in 2013 :psyduck:

I stopped right around the time they recruited a doctor who lost a brother in 9/11* to induce heart-attacks in a captive terrorist as a form of super-interrogation.

* loving 9/11 still happens in an alternate history where Detroit already got nuked.

An interesting thing is that he hadn't actually written anything for quite a while before he died. Even his last two officially written by him novels, Red Rabbit and The Teeth of the Tiger, are rumored to have been ghostwritten. Red Rabbit mostly because it is a prequel that he never felt the need to address before and The Teeth of the Tiger because the tone and quality of the writing is so different than his usual work.

Strategic Tea
Sep 1, 2012

tbf it's pretty absurd that Palestinian terrorists would find a misplaced Israeli nuke, then instead of doing the obvious they smuggle it all the way to the US to give Clancy's readers motivation for some gitmo fanfic.

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Senior Woodchuck
Aug 29, 2006

When you're lost out there and you're all alone, a light is waiting to carry you home
^Don't forget the subplot about how women shouldn't be in high government positions because they'll just weaken with the President with their sex and girl cooties and make him indecisive in a crisis!

WickedHate posted:

I've never really read any of the Clancy books, but the weird right wing bullshit is rampant in the video games too. The entire premise of Splinter Cell is that there's a special heroic agency that exists to do things the government can't normally under the constitution, which is..uncomfortable.

So, Section 31, but not in space, and without those pesky moral dilemmas.

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