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Radical and BADical! posted:It's an obvious troll. A goon, acting like this? Must be a troll
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 18:03 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:There shouldn't be a filter except for the silly ones about mods or Lowtax that wind up getting the thread closed. If a goon wants to write a terrible fan-fic about liking Goku enough to have his wife dress up like him while she pegs him then, by god, loquacious will post it for all to see. Do you want ants? Because this is how you get 50 Foot Ants!
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 18:03 |
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Sentinel Red posted:It's so blatantly a trollpost I'm amazed you didn't pick up on it sooner. Like, no one is that much of a clueless, selfish wasteman. No one. I refuse to believe it. YOU CAN TAKE MY HOUSE, YOU CAN TAKE MY CAR, BUT YOU'RE NOT GETTING A SINGLE MAGIC CARD, WOMAN!
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 18:04 |
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VanSandman posted:Loquacious is doing good work but his filter is basically non-existent. I'll admit this, the only ones I don't post are (a) ones that are so gross I don't want to finish reading them let alone put them in my clipboard for even a second (b) "hey it's me SA user <username> posting anonymously for no particular reason to say that I am a literal retard and I love pooping in my adult diapers while jacking off to Nat Geo, once again this was personally typed and submitted as the unvarnished truth by me, SA user <username>, the stupidest man alive, put that on record please" (c) low-effort "you're all dumb morons, butt poop fart fuk u" stuff (d) anything that appears to have been written one-handed (e) anything that will get me probated (I only get probated in C-SPAM tyvm) or get the thread gassed Other than that it's basically anything goes, if I don't believe it I'll just say so ITT
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 18:06 |
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It's a great troll though. The paragraph about looking up hotel prices online is perfect.
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 18:15 |
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Post the ones that claim to be posters, so that they can know and revel in how mad they made someone on the internet.
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 18:22 |
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VanSandman posted:Post the ones that claim to be posters, so that they can know and revel in how mad they made someone on the internet. The last one was Putty claiming to be Jastiger, but we already went over that
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 18:24 |
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Magic goon your wife should eat your cards and take a smelly poo in your hot chocolateloquacius posted:I'll admit this, the only ones I don't post are nothing on this list suggests people should not subscribe to my youtubes
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 18:25 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Pfft, there's been maybe three real confessions in the entire thread. And I choose to believe they were the guy that hooked up with his weird PhD boss, the dude that wrote that 4 page love letter, and obviously the guy that tortures monkeys. this is still my favorite one
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 18:32 |
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Sentinel Red posted:It's so blatantly a trollpost I'm amazed you didn't pick up on it sooner. Like, no one is that much of a clueless, selfish wasteman. No one. I refuse to believe it. I actually don't have trouble believing it. I have a brother in law who pulled the same thing last year, just replace 210k income with 100k and Magic Cards with Jeeps.
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 18:37 |
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Solice Kirsk posted:Pfft, there's been maybe three real confessions in the entire thread. And I choose to believe they were the guy that hooked up with his weird PhD boss, the dude that wrote that 4 page love letter, and obviously the guy that tortures monkeys. the itchy crotch goon was probably real
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 18:40 |
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Radical and BADical! posted:[*] 210 K a year income but their house is too small to put up like 6 people
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 22:22 |
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loquacius posted:I'll admit this, the only ones I don't post are lol post those ones too dammit
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 23:02 |
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Nooner posted:lol post those ones too dammit There honestly haven't been that many examples of any individual one of those categories; I post the vast majority of confessions the one I had in mind when I typed that was a guy going into way too much detail about his scat fetish porn. After paragraph 3 I was like "ok moving on"
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 23:09 |
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anyway it's about that time nowquote:I used to drive around Queens and shoot people with my paint ball gun. My rules were, just like Leon, no women, no children. I scared the poo poo out of people. I did it by myself. It's been about 10 years now, and I'm sorry if I shot anyone here, but if it's any consolation I was really psycho and even had some dude in Maspeth put a bullet through the side of my truck, took out the door speaker and buried itself near the bell-housing. quote:On relation to the dream convo, I have regular day-dreams that I murder or forever cripple someone who tries to mug me. I've never been mugged and the last time I was in a "fight" was middle school (He dodged one poorly thought out angry punch from me and I ended up hurting myself by hitting the wall, fight over, I didn't even get in trouble). If I was actually mugged I'd give my wallet up without a fight, because I'm not skilled or an idiot. It's just a day-dream I always have. I think the last time I seriously fantasized about hurting someone was when some douche stole my girlfriend in college quote:Whenever I smoke tons of weed I magically find FYAD funny. maybe I'll try that
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 23:12 |
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Doesn't guerillamail forward the IP in the header? I'd wager there's maybe a handful of people writing these. There might be a lot of pissers though.
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 23:12 |
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loquacius posted:the one I had in mind when I typed that was a guy going into way too much detail about his scat fetish porn. After paragraph 3 I was like "ok moving on" don't be a prude it wasn't that bad!
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 23:12 |
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Harakiri Potter posted:Doesn't guerillamail forward the IP in the header? I'd wager there's maybe a handful of people writing these. There might be a lot of pissers though. Oh yeah, a lot of people piss in bottles Wait that's not what you meant
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 23:14 |
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FYAD stoner is the dog shooter.
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# ? Dec 14, 2016 23:50 |
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Wait I thought tons of weed was a prerequisite to posting on FYAD. Have I been lied to all this time?!
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# ? Dec 15, 2016 00:05 |
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Its lunchtime loquacious where are my confeshes
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# ? Dec 15, 2016 16:42 |
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Sjs00 posted:Its lunchtime loquacious where are my confeshes this post actually reminded me I didn't post any this morning. Sorry! quote:When I was really young I loved Christmas. Then, on Christmas Eve 1996, when I was a 7 year old boy, my parents divorced. Why they chose Christmas Eve to do it, they've never said, I guess they're just bad people. this is like a more depressing version of why Chandler hates Thanksgiving quote:I met my girlfriend/soon to be wife in a really odd way and can't tell anyone about it. We lie and say we met in line at Giant Eagle, which is a local grocery store. I have been wanting to tell the story for years, so forgive me if its a bit long. Recurring themes ITT: cancer blood jizz; clown fetishes Honestly I could see this being a niche fetish; people are weird, whatever. The part that makes less sense to me is the "marking" thing. I'm trying to imagine being suave enough that I could say to a girl I know, "hey, you seem like the open-minded type, have you ever considered going clown?" and have the conversation work as intended, and it's not working
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# ? Dec 15, 2016 16:51 |
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once you go clown, you'll never frown!
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# ? Dec 15, 2016 17:13 |
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I think that a 9:1 ratio of men:women in the clown fetish scene is still unbelievably high
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# ? Dec 15, 2016 17:21 |
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Go clown on me
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# ? Dec 15, 2016 17:31 |
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sinking belle posted:Go clown on me I'd just allow a fragment of your makeup to wander free But losing everything is like the sun going clown on me
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# ? Dec 15, 2016 17:33 |
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Christmas Eve dude, I wouldn't go too heavy into it, just a solid "my folks split at Christmas and it's not a fun time of year for me" would do it.
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# ? Dec 15, 2016 17:48 |
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mfcrocker posted:Christmas Eve dude, I wouldn't go too heavy into it, just a solid "my folks split at Christmas and it's not a fun time of year for me" would do it. i disagree, go super deep into it, bring it up at every opportunity, and get angry every time she mentions anything about christmas
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# ? Dec 15, 2016 17:51 |
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sinking belle posted:Go clown on me They all gently caress down here.
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# ? Dec 15, 2016 20:10 |
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quote:I worked at a 7-11 type convenience store while going to college. Really bad neighborhood and I feared for my life a lot, but it was within walking distance of my apartment and it paid well all things considered. quote:I unintentionally convinced my girlfriend that my sister is mentally retarded and I think I just have to live with the lie now. plot twist: maybe your sister does have actual brain problems?
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# ? Dec 15, 2016 22:13 |
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i meant to say the christmas guy should either suck it up because its been years or break up with his gf on christmas eve stop being a baby
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# ? Dec 15, 2016 22:16 |
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Why the hell would you not just call the cops with the lisping bandits info?
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# ? Dec 15, 2016 22:22 |
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Fintilgin posted:Why the hell would you not just call the cops with the lisping bandits info? well considering he was a pillar of the community it's likely all that would do is get the police to interview the guy and disclose the goon as a rat
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# ? Dec 15, 2016 22:26 |
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He's a dumb goon who played this revenge fantasy in his head over and over to the point where he was sitting in this guy's driveway and in pure goon fashion he is the pussiest and just throws a rock and runs away.
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# ? Dec 15, 2016 22:29 |
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I was pretty sure the moral of the story is that it's possible for more than one person in the world to have a lisp
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# ? Dec 15, 2016 22:32 |
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Hell they still are probably the same guy if you would rob a store for 147 bucks
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# ? Dec 15, 2016 22:48 |
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I assume goon 7/11 worker is dearly departed goon villain windows 98
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# ? Dec 15, 2016 23:02 |
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I'd love to hear some dramatic readings of these confessions. Blood cum. 7/11 lisps. Brojobs and clown fuckers - I'd listen to that in my car.
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# ? Dec 15, 2016 23:10 |
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Harakiri Potter posted:I'd love to hear some dramatic readings of these confessions. Blood cum. 7/11 lisps. Brojobs and clown fuckers - I'd listen to that in my car. LOL, I was thinking the same thing. Like, John Hurt with his raspy storyweaving voice, recounting the tale dramatically
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# ? Dec 15, 2016 23:35 |
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Can we get a Lou Reads?
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