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Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Infinitum posted:

Ohhhh beardchat



Beards are cool and good :colbert:

Don't you have a few hundred more dicks to suck?

Edit: pro tier snype

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Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer
I shall not do the beard ever.

Moatillata
Dec 13, 2006

Maintain.

Podima posted:

Don't you have a few hundred more dicks to suck?

Edit: pro tier snype

That's why the beard is so tight and trimmed pod

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


You leave the beard out of it

Soaring Kestrel
Nov 7, 2009

For Whiterock.
Fun Shoe
I thought about growing a beard.

Then I decided against it because I look like a complete doof with a beard.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


The worst part of growing a beard is getting it the past the stage where it looks like ratshit.

Kashuno
Oct 9, 2012

Where the hell is my SWORD?
Grimey Drawer

Infinitum posted:

The worst part of growing a beard is getting it the past the stage where it looks like ratshit.

I see you're going through that phase now

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Infinitum posted:

The worst part of growing a beard is getting it the past the stage where it looks like ratshit.

Depends on your genes. Mine looks pretty good aside from a 2 day period.

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Kashuno posted:

I see you're going through that phase now

No Beards don't get an opinion

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Fact: I usually have giant mutton chops, every time I've been in a relationship and shaved them, my partner would immediately comment that they miss them.

THIS IS BECAUSE WHO WOULDN'T WANT TO HIDE MORE OF MY FACE AM I RIGHT?

100YrsofAttitude
Apr 29, 2013




Anyone watching Dirk Gently? It's pretty ok.

The Amanda character/actress is a dead-ringer for a good friend of ours. We actually did double takes when she showed up.

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now
you all have persuaded me, congratulations. beards are not bad.



unattractive people are.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

EccoRaven posted:

you all have persuaded me, congratulations. beards are not bad.



unattractive people are.

Now it's time for me to defend the other lemmy.

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

Now today is great weather.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

I love winter weather because finally the outdoor weather matches the freezing hole in my heart.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

EccoRaven posted:

you all have persuaded me, congratulations. beards are not bad.



unattractive people are.

It's not healthy to hate yourself.

Dr. Hurt
Oct 23, 2010

100YrsofAttitude posted:

Is it true that it can be worth it even if just for one student?

No (possibly).


CCKeane posted:

What should my next job be?

Destroyer of worlds.

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

CCKeane posted:

What should my next job be?

Become a butcher!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

CCKeane posted:

What should my next job be?

Lingerie model.

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now

Cheap Trick souvenirs posted:

It's not healthy to hate yourself.

swing and a miss

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

EccoRaven posted:

swing and a miss

It's not like he'd get a strike looking, in this case.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Don't throw stones.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

CCKeane posted:

It's not like he'd get a strike looking, in this case.

Because Diqnol has no sense of what the strike zone is.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Cheap Trick souvenirs posted:

Don't throw stones.

Unlike you, your mother tells me I'm very handsome.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

You should learn to respect yourself more than to alley oop your own bad jokes, Keane.

CCKeane posted:

Unlike you, your mother tells me I'm very handsome.

You must be a psychic!

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Does anyone have any recommendations for cook books? I recently discovered I love cooking and would like to get better at it.

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Diqnol? More like DICKnull

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

Cheap Trick souvenirs posted:

You should learn to respect yourself more than to alley oop your own bad jokes, Keane.


You must be a psychic!

"You miss all the shots you don't take." - Diqnol, on trying to kiss cat assholes.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

e: here once resided a sentence far ruder than necessary.

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

CCKeane? More like CCBean, cause you're shaped like one.

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Mr. F! posted:

Does anyone have any recommendations for cook books? I recently discovered I love cooking and would like to get better at it.

Honest answer - http://www.budgetbytes.com/ is going to be way better than any physical cookbook. I also like http://www.skinnytaste.com/ and occasionally http://thepioneerwoman.com/cooking/ when I don't care about eating healthy.

Mr. F!
Sep 21, 2016

Podima posted:

Honest answer - http://www.budgetbytes.com/ is going to be way better than any physical cookbook. I also like http://www.skinnytaste.com/ and occasionally http://thepioneerwoman.com/cooking/ when I don't care about eating healthy.

Thanks just bookmarked all three of these.

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now

Podima posted:

and occasionally http://thepioneerwoman.com/cooking/ when I don't care about eating healthy.

no kidding, I found one of her recipes once and it called for some obscene amount of butter and oil, it was disgusting.

I love this website for vegetarian recipes: http://www.onegreenplanet.org

this is also your daily reminder that meat is murder and reducing (or ideally cutting!) meat from your diet is the probably the single easiest way you can help stem climate change and stop factory farming.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

EccoRaven posted:

no kidding, I found one of her recipes once and it called for some obscene amount of butter and oil, it was disgusting.

I love this website for vegetarian recipes: http://www.onegreenplanet.org

this is also your daily reminder that meat is murder and reducing (or ideally cutting!) meat from your diet is the probably the single easiest way you can help stem climate change and stop factory farming.

What if I only eat meat that I win myself, by playing the most dangerous game?

EccoRaven
Aug 15, 2004

there is only one hell:
the one we live in now

CCKeane posted:

What if I only eat meat that I win myself, by playing the most dangerous game?

appropriately enough murdering a person is probably the one meat that's good for the environment.

that being said murder is also murder so I don't advise it.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

Eat the rich.

CCKeane
Jan 28, 2008

my shit posts don't die, they multiply

EccoRaven posted:

appropriately enough murdering a person is probably the one meat that's good for the environment.

that being said murder is also murder so I don't advise it.

This is why I keep you on retainer as my lawyer, Ecco, I appreciate you sensible legal advice.

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this
beards are good, i like mine a lot despite the fact that it is red and the hair on top of my head is brown

Amoeba102
Jan 22, 2010

Only cannibalism is murder. Regular meat is just killing.

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Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

BottleKnight posted:

beards are good, i like mine a lot despite the fact that it is red and the hair on top of my head is brown

:hfive: my beard comes in red too!

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