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DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Jerusalem posted:

What show was it?

September 27, 1999.

The Lex Luger funeral followed by the debut of The Total Package, Sting beating the poo poo out of Hogan backstage all 1st hour. Kidman/Psychosis Hair vs. Mask, more implosion of the Revolution (Saturn/Benoit/Douglas/Malenko), Rick Steiner getting TV at all. Benoit selling all match for The Cat before a quick bit of offense and a pin. Goldberg crushing Sid's car. Heenan not giving any kind of gently caress (and being hilarious) while clearly pissing off Tony. Berlyn and Karagas botching all over. DDP/Sting/Luger vs. Bret/Flair main event.

It was really something.

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
The answer is Hulk Hogan's tight jeans.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


MassRafTer posted:

The answer is Hulk Hogan's tight jeans.

This is a much more succinct and good answer.

rare Magic card l00k
Jan 3, 2011


MassRafTer posted:

The answer is Hulk Hogan's tight jeans.

It is possible that Hulk Hogan's tight jeans was worse than both of the segments before it, and those three segments combined for such joy.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

MassRafTer posted:

The answer is Hulk Hogan's tight jeans.

Oh poo poo is that the show where Sting casually wanders up and hits Hogan in the leg with a baseball bat?

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Jerusalem posted:

Oh poo poo is that the show where Sting casually wanders up and hits Hogan in the leg with a baseball bat?

YEP

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

Jerusalem posted:

Oh poo poo is that the show where Sting casually wanders up and hits Hogan in the leg with a baseball bat?

There is another goofier attack too.

oatgan
Jan 15, 2009

Jerusalem posted:

Oh poo poo is that the show where Sting casually wanders up and hits Hogan in the leg with a baseball bat?

He does it twice and then Hogan runs in during the main event in a leg brace with one leg of his jeans cut off. He proceeds to limp around the ring beating up the three heels by himself

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer

Jerusalem posted:

Oh poo poo is that the show where Sting casually wanders up and hits Hogan in the leg with a baseball bat?

Don't worry if you missed it, it's as abrupt as the clip makes it look. Heel Sting is all about the hit and run.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

oatgan posted:

He does it twice and then Hogan runs in during the main event in a leg brace with one leg of his jeans cut off. He proceeds to limp around the ring beating up the three heels by himself

I was going to say 'lol Hogan' but really that's just what faces do. I could see Austin, Cena or Reigns doing the same.

HOTLANTA MAN
Jul 4, 2010

by Hand Knit
Lipstick Apathy
WUWUZATABOUT

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Welp I guess I better catch up on that show when I get a chance, it sounds amazing.

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


Jerusalem posted:

Welp I guess I better catch up on that show when I get a chance, it sounds amazing.

There's a Rey/Malenko match that sadly is not given nearly enough time but was awesome for what it was. Right after that was Hugh Morris/Goldberg, which wasn't great but the crowd was white hot for it since it was in the newly opened Phillips Arena in Atlanta.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.

Maxwell Lord posted:

Don't worry if you missed it, it's as abrupt as the clip makes it look. Heel Sting is all about the hit and run.

SEARCHING....SEEK AND DESTROY

Shiki Dan
Oct 27, 2010

If ya can move ya toes ya back's fine

DJExile posted:

September 27, 1999.

The Lex Luger funeral followed by the debut of The Total Package, Sting beating the poo poo out of Hogan backstage all 1st hour. Kidman/Psychosis Hair vs. Mask, more implosion of the Revolution (Saturn/Benoit/Douglas/Malenko), Rick Steiner getting TV at all. Benoit selling all match for The Cat before a quick bit of offense and a pin. Goldberg crushing Sid's car. Heenan not giving any kind of gently caress (and being hilarious) while clearly pissing off Tony. Berlyn and Karagas botching all over. DDP/Sting/Luger vs. Bret/Flair main event.

It was really something.

Also the same night as "This is Your Life, Rock" was breaking like every wrestling ratings record ever, or something, on RAW.
In fact, the Lex Luger funeral ran head-to-head with it. That probably helped a good bit in contributing to the record.

EDIT:

This is the card that RAW had in opposition that night and...uh...
http://prowrestling.wikia.com/wiki/September_27,_1999_Monday_Night_RAW_results

The Big Show defeated Chris Jericho (w/ Curtis Hughes) by DQ (2:03)
D-Lo Brown (c) defeated Steve Blackman by DQ in a WWF European Championship (1:46)
Kane & X-Pac defeated The New Age Outlaws (Mr. rear end & The Road Dogg) (c) by DQ in a WWF Tag Team Championship Match (2:23)
Mae Young & The Fabulous Moolah defeated Ivory in a Two On One Handicap Evening Gown Match (2:53)
Chyna & Debra defeated Jeff Jarrett & Tom Prichard (1:11)
The Rock defeated Triple H (c) by DQ in a WWF Championship Match (7:15)

:stonk:
For such historic significance, that may have been the worst night in the history of our sport.

Shiki Dan fucked around with this message at 19:36 on Dec 17, 2016

Tokyo Sexwale
Jul 30, 2003

Chyna & Debra def. Jeff Jarrett and Tom Prichard

:stare:

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
LAST WEEK:

HOGAN GOT HIS TIGHT JEANS CUT OFF!

LUGER DIED!

SEVEN!



THIS WEEK...

HOW WILL SID GET REVENGE FOR HIS CAR?

HOW WILL HOGAN GET REVENGE FOR HIS JEANS?

Also,

Bret Hart vs Chris Benoit in an Owen Hart Tribute Match!

Wednesday at 7 PM for the pre show, 8 PM for Nitro!

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

Maxwell Lord
Dec 12, 2008

I am drowning.
There is no sign of land.
You are coming down with me, hand in unlovable hand.

And I hope you die.

I hope we both die.


:smith:

Grimey Drawer
Guys, I don't know about you, but I'm feelin' 22.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.
oh man the best nitro match ever is coming up

Halloween Jack
Sep 12, 2003
I WILL CUT OFF BOTH OF MY ARMS BEFORE I VOTE FOR ANYONE THAT IS MORE POPULAR THAN BERNIE!!!!!

1st AD posted:

oh man the best nitro match ever is coming up
Disclaimer: This individual is lying. La Parka was not booked on the October 4th, 1999 episode of WCW Monday Nitro!

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
The pre show is on the air! There will be a hot new bumper too! https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Nitro is back on Tuesdays for this week (not next though!)

It's a famous show as this is the week Gorilla Monsoon died. If that means something to you you know what happens, if not, well, one of the announcers didn't want to do a tribute that night and isn't at all a hypocrite about it!

Elsewhere on the show:

Ric Flair loves Surge!

Kaz Hayashi vs Disco Inferno for the Cruiserweight title

Saturn vs Rey Rey

MENG VS KONNAN

GOLDBERG VS HORACE

BRIAN KNOBS VS STEVIE RAY IN A STREET FIGHT

LA PARKA VS BRAD ARMSTRONG

Norman Smiley vs Berlyn

Saturn and Dean Malenko vs Rey Rey and Kid Man

VAN HAMMER VS SID FOR THE US TITLE

Ric Flair vs Curt Hennig

The Total Package and Rick Steiner vs Chris Benoit and Bret Hart

Plus so much more!

It's a big week because next week VINCE RUSSO ARRIVES

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

Edit: Changed my mind there will be a preshow at 7 and Nitro at 8!

MassRafTer fucked around with this message at 23:58 on Dec 27, 2016

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


oh noooooooo

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
I liked about no preshow, NWA MSW is on the air now! https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tonight after football, after hockey, after your hangover IT'S TIME FOR THUNDER!

But Mr. RafTer, you said there would never be Thunder after the first Thunder?

Well this is a very special Thunder. This is the Old Glory Thunder. This is Kevin Nash's final show as booker, and announcer.

Yes it's that Thunder. What's on tap?

Buddy Lee Parker vs Jim Duggan

AL GREENE VS LASH LEROUX

The Armstrongs vs The First Family

HORACE VS BRIAN ADAMS AS THE FORMER B TEAM COLLIDES

Prince Iaukea vs Berlyn

LUTHER BIGGS VS MENG

Saturn vs Rey Mysterio Jr

RICK STEINER AND THE TOTAL PACKAGE VS BUFF BAGWELL AND LA PARKA IN A MATCH THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENED.

Tune in at 8 PM for THUNDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Come get yourself some Thunder.

ChrisBTY
Mar 29, 2012

this glorious monument

That was awesome.
There is something more honest about Thunder.
No DJ Ran. No cross promotion bullshit. No Nitro Girl search. Just random-rear end wrestlers smacking each other in the head in the ring for no good reason.
LASH LeROUX promo. It's was so terrible-good that I almost feel bad about the fact that he doesn't amount to anything.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Are you psyched for some VINCE RUSSO?



Tonight at 8 PM it is the first VINCE RUSSO booked Nitro. You'll get:

Juventud Guerrera vs Evan Karagias

Vampiro vs Disco Inferno

Harlem Heat vs the Filthy Animals for the tag titles

Meng vs Hugh Morrus

Berlyn vs Rick Steiner

David Flair vs Kidman

Mona vs Madusa in an Evening Gown Match

Bret Hart vs Sting for the World title

La Parka vs Buff Bagwell

Eddy vs Chavo vs Saturn

Horace vs Norman Smiley in a Hardcore match

and GOLDBERG VS THE TOTAL PACKAGE!

This plus the Outsiders, Sid and so much more! Vince Russo could never let you down, right?



7 PM for NWA Mountain State, 8 PM for Russo!

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


I am so pumped

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Half an hour until Nitro! This is not one to miss!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Well I should probably watch Lucha Underground and NX-

MassRafTer posted:

Bret Hart vs Sting for the World title

Welp!

St. Dogbert
Mar 17, 2011
Had an episode of WCW Saturday Night from 1993 on tonight, which featured a Colossal Kongs match. They had two separate on-screen graphics containing the team's name - one for the commercial bumper, and one when they made their entrance. The word "Colossal" was spelled two different ways in the two graphics, and neither was correct.

Because WCW?

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tomorrow night at 8 PM



WCW HALLOWEEN HAVOC 99!

THE FIRST VINCE RUSSO BOOKED WCW PPV!

Disco Inferno vs Lash LeRoux for the Cruiserweight title!

The Filthy Animals vs Harlem Heat vs The First Family for the Tag Titles!

Eddy Guerrero vs Perry Saturn

BRAD ARMSTRONG VS BERLYN

Rick Steiner vs Chris Benoit for the TV Title!

The Total Package vs Bret Hart

Hulk Hogan vs Sting for the World Title!

Goldberg vs Sid for the US Title!

DDP vs Ric Flair

AND SO MUCH MORE! You do not want to miss this epic PPV Event!

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

7 PM for NWA Mountain State, 8 PM for HALLOWEEN HAVOC!

Bonus challenge: try to guess the champions going into each of those matches.

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
NWA Mountain State is on the air! Johnny Blast just called Bulldozer a queen and said he is fat.

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
THE 32 MAN WCW WORLD TITLE TOURNAMENT!



WEDNESDAY AT 8 PM IT BEGINS!

TOURNAMENT HARDCORE MATCH: NORMAL SMILEY VS BAM BAM BIGELOW

Curt Hennig vs Lash Leroux

Tournament Non-Hardcore Match: Saturn vs Eddy Guerrero

TOURNAMENT MYSTERY MATCH: ? VS MADUSA

TOURNAMENT GREATEST FINISH IN HISTORY MATCH: RICK STEINER VS THE TOTAL PACKAGE

TOURNAMENT match: Konnan vs Kid Man

The Outsiders vs Porn Stars

Tournament United States Title Match: BRET HART VS THE GOLDBERG

PLUS THE RETURN OF THE MAN OF THE YEAR 1999!

TUNE IN AT 7 PM FOR NWA MSW, 8 PM FOR VINCE RUSSO MONDAY NITRO!

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tune in for what will be one of the most entertaining nights in the history of the DJ Ran Position. https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
SUNDAY NIGHT:

FEEL THE THUNDER! The first Vince Russo booked THUNDER will air!

You'll see:

Evan Karagias vs Juventud Guerrera

STRO THE MAESTRO OF WRESTLING VS THE ARTIST FORMERLY KNOWN AS PRINCE IAUKEA

Saturn and Dean Malenko vs Silver King and El Dandy

STEVIE RAY VS CURLY BILL

The Filthy Animals vs Steve Regal, Dave Taylor and Chris Adams

Lash Leroux vs Chavo Guerrero Jr

Berlyn vs Jerry Flynn

BUFF BAGWELL VS SCOTTY RIGGS

Chris Benoit vs Sid

https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!
Tune in for THUNDER! https://synchtu.be/r/TheDJRanPosition

DJExile
Jun 28, 2007


I take it Nitro is tomorrow night?

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MassRafTer
May 26, 2001

BAEST MODE!!!

DJExile posted:

I take it Nitro is tomorrow night?

Yep, until further notice.

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