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Don't ride on the outside of the SkyTrain, Translink pleads http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/british-columbia/dont-ride-on-the-outside-of-skytrains-says-translink-1.3891252 Skytrain is the elevated light rapid transit trains in Vancouver. Top speed 80 km/h (50 mph). You wouldn't think they'd have to tell people not to try to hitch a ride on the outside, but here we are. They've caught 3 people doing it this month.
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Cadillac disavows casting call for 'neo-Nazi' character in brand ad This is the draft posted on Twitter: 
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And You Thought Your Day Was Bad: Suspects Pocket Dial 911, Discuss Plans To Rob Restaurant...Where Police Chief Was Eating Not Florida. You can tell because these crooks discussed a plan.
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Robber Suddenly Dies From A Heart Attack During Robbery.
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The MSJ posted:Cadillac disavows casting call for 'neo-Nazi' character in brand ad Neo-nazi wanted. All ethnicities.
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Foxhound posted:Neo-nazi wanted. All ethnicities. That refers to the ethnicities they hate.
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Solice Kirsk posted:Looks like they have to bring their own neo-nazi clothes too. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RAgsubC0zaE
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Local news at 6 just now "Heroin Overdose Kills 50,000" me: man that must have been a hell of a party.
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Pensioner pleases neighbours with his massive flashing cockquote:He said: ‘People are coming from far away to come and see it and they are taking pictures beside it. It’s turned into a bit of an attraction.
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Theresa May has no friends  http://metro.co.uk/2016/12/15/theresa-may-has-no-friends-6325003/
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I looked up the article to see if they meant what I thought, and it turns out it's not as much of a burn as it sounds like.
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chitoryu12 posted:Did the crew really just show up and start smashing up a fully furnished house without question? That's amazingly dense.
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chitoryu12 posted:Did the crew really just show up and start smashing up a fully furnished house without question? That's amazingly Dents. Relax, the constructor fleet destroyed the entire planet soon after that so it's pretty much a non-issue.
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EoinCannon posted:It's weird how this headline seems like big news until you see who it is That isa big deal because he's been waging a superviolent robocop style crackdown on drugs, while on drugs
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swamp waste posted:That isa big deal because he's been waging a superviolent robocop style crackdown on drugs, while on drugs That is such a 2015 mindset.
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swamp waste posted:That isa big deal because he's been waging a superviolent robocop style crackdown on drugs, while on drugs That sounds like a plan someone on drugs would come up with.
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Facebook Aunt posted:That sounds like a plan someone on drugs would come up with. This is your War on Drugs on drugs.
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Solice Kirsk posted:There is a very real chance that if we play our cards right we can get him and Trump to have a celebrity boxing match. Vince McMahon must be involved somehow.
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The MSJ posted:Vince McMahon must be involved somehow. Shave me once, shame on you. Shave me... you can't get shaved again.
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Solice Kirsk posted:There is a very real chance that if we play our cards right we can get him and Trump to have a celebrity boxing match. I wouldn't discount the possibility. Our current Prime Minister once gave one of our senators a well deserved beating in a boxing match that was effectively a modern day duel. 
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Screaming Idiot posted:Relax, the constructor fleet destroyed the entire planet soon after that so it's pretty much a non-issue. Hey, if you can't be bothered to take an interest in local affairs...
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Wheat Loaf posted:Imagine, if you will, that the angle from circa 2009 where Donald Trump bought WWE was actually legitimate, and McMahon retired. Fast-forward to 2016, and Vince McMahon is the president-elect of the United States. He realises he needs to appeal to Hispanic voters, so he contacts the most Hispanic person he knows; Scott Hall. Attorney General: David Otunga Director of the IRS: duh....I.R.S. Director of the Federal Reserve: Ted Dibiase Secretary of Homeland Security: Big Boss Man Somebody else run with this, I have a limited imagination.
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ncumbered_by_idgits posted:Attorney General: David Otunga Replace Pence with the Nature Boy and I'll ride with this campaign straight into the apocalypse.
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Secretary of Education: Scott Steiner.
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Parliament House roll: Hundreds tumble down lawns before public is turfed out Hundreds roll down lawns of Parliament House before security fence is built Australia's Parliament House was built under a hill with a lawn on top so people could metaphorically and literally stand over the government. Over the years it's become a tradition for visiting kids to roll down the hill. They've just closed the lawns to the public because terrists, creating an additional bit of unintentional symbolism and spurring a protest on the last day the lawns were open. Said protest took the form of hundreds of people rolling down the hill.  
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