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job searching is not that hard if you're good and white and male and straight and young
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Bloody posted:also who wants to hire me to do poo poo in boston/new York/dc I'm good at touching computers thanks in advance this job search poo poo's gettin me worn out come to dc so i can enable your alcoholism bloody
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mishaq posted:come to dc so i can enable your alcoholism bloody oh hellll yeah mishaq posted:but actually don't because it's terrible here actually, its good (my brother lives there and my brother is awesome & fun & whenever I visit dc it is super mega fun)
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Bloody posted:actually, its good (my brother lives there and my brother is awesome & fun & whenever I visit dc it is super mega fun) it's very bad and will soon be filled with neoconservative shitlords in addition to the just normal terrible people
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hire me anyways, boston is bad too
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Bloody posted:what the hell fantasy world is this from the federal government of america
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Uncle Enzo posted:the federal government of america federal government it is actually surprisingly not terrible in the better funded departments from what ive heard/observed from friends every private company ive worked for has godawful it
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Bloody posted:also who wants to hire me to do poo poo in boston/new York/dc I'm good at touching computers thanks in advance this job search poo poo's gettin me worn out i was super happy with the nyc recruiter who eventually got me an offer, pm me if you want me to refer you to them
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So, aside from being really unethical, couldn't you have your friend pose as some major employer "following up on a reference" in order to scare your boss into giving you a raise? "what? google said they wouldn't consult my references until I told them I was interested, this is so unprofessional."
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give it a shot, couldnt hurt
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if only I had someone to pose as the employer
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Jonny 290 posted:recruiter spam this morning intel has like 18,000 people in Portland. get a real job there if you want it, should be totes possible.
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just get paid to work on open source all day
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triple sulk posted:just get paid to work on open source all day lamo at dealing with that community for a living
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The Management posted:lamo at dealing with that community for a living agreed
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MALE SHOEGAZE posted:So, aside from being really unethical, couldn't you have your friend pose as some major employer "following up on a reference" in order to scare your boss into giving you a raise? counteroffers are always bullshit. if you make a credible threat of leaving, but you don't, you will always be marked setting up the credible threat, but not actually being able to leave, seems like the worst of both worlds
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Cat Face Joe posted:bloody come to detroit absolutely not
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Bloody posted:absolutely not u could work with tusen tahahahhahahahahhaha
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Bloody posted:absolutely not lmao. yeah wtf.
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Uncle Enzo posted:i was offered my position on the basis of my resume and a single 45 minute multi party audio-only telephone interview. it occurred to me as i showed up at the front desk my first day that no one had even seen a picture of me. i relocated my family 800 miles to a town i'd never heard of. yeah this was mine too but with the caveat that my resume was conveyed to the department on an internal recommendation so there's some good old networking involved
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Cat Face Joe posted:bloody come to detroit If I had a job offer in Detroit I'd totally do it, and buy a badass stately mansion and the place next door. I'd buy a warehouse and get a city-use noise permit and turn it into a badass venue that would be immune from the normal NIMBY "too-loud" bullshit.
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Bloody posted:absolutely not no come on you'll hate being here and knowing me irl
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ate poo poo on live tv posted:If I had a job offer in Detroit I'd totally do it, and buy a badass stately mansion and the place next door. I'd buy a warehouse and get a city-use noise permit and turn it into a badass venue that would be immune from the normal NIMBY "too-loud" bullshit. there's a huge 3,300 sq ft one in the university district for $230,000
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Cat Face Joe posted:there's a huge 3,300 sq ft one in the university district for $230,000 brb, moving now.
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triple sulk posted:
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triple sulk posted:philly ftw This
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triple sulk posted:philly ftw philly owns
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don't you do embedded computer touching? is that what you still want to domishaq posted:but actually don't because it's terrible here
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idk I do a lotta random poo poo. I do fpga and microcontroller stuff by jobtitle but most of my job enjoyment happens in c# development or tooling work (c#/Haskell lmao) I don't really know what I want to do and that's kind of been loving over my job search for the past year+
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i always bring some copies just in case someone interviewing me hasn't actually seen my resume or if they want to confirm something on it i guess?? only once have i been asked by someone for a copy during an interview edit: its also for me since maybe i forget some stuff on there Shaman Linavi fucked around with this message at 06:47 on Dec 17, 2016 |
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Gazpacho posted:why do people always say to bring a copy of your resumay to the interview last "interview" I did the hiring manager hadn't read my resume and would have looked like an idiot in front of HR if I hadn't handed them one so but lol if anybody needs to see your resume to hire you, they should have heard of you.
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