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ManofManyAliases posted:They're already on 2.6g. It was released yesterday: 2.6g
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# ? Dec 16, 2016 10:08 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 15:15 |
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Stop spreading FUD, it's clearly 2.6.0g I reckon once they hit 2.6.2f you'll all be ashamed of ever doubting this project.
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# ? Dec 16, 2016 10:11 |
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# ? Dec 16, 2016 10:14 |
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trucutru posted:Stop spreading FUD, it's clearly 2.6.0g I'm really looking forward to 2.6.0h, because that means we're closer to 2.6.0j
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# ? Dec 16, 2016 10:15 |
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Wouldn't want to use up those precious patch version numbers in your already ridiculously versioned alpha product.
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# ? Dec 16, 2016 10:23 |
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What time does this shitshow start Friday?
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# ? Dec 16, 2016 10:28 |
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Chalks posted:Wouldn't want to use up those precious patch version numbers in your already ridiculously versioned alpha product. It's just amazing to see Moma being all "they're already on 2.6.0g" because if there's one definite and unquestionable proof of progress it's a letter attached to the version number
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# ? Dec 16, 2016 10:30 |
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Fatkraken posted:
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# ? Dec 16, 2016 10:31 |
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TheAgent posted:because gently caress why not 1. Sandi is weird 2. Chris is dumb 3. Disco is worried 4. Game crashes 5. Citizens believe everything.
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# ? Dec 16, 2016 10:57 |
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every time i expect even remotely moderate things from cig they underwhelm. like, citizencon stream was awful, boring and empty. chris spent half of it apologising. they had static loving powerpoints onscreen instead of someone playing the game, because you can't play it without it crashing. the only thing they worked remotely hard on was a dune planet playthrough with as much actual gameplay as a "walking through the shittiest art gallery on earth" simulator, and a new ship ad. so i guess i expect that, and someone will wear a christmas hat
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# ? Dec 16, 2016 11:05 |
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Gravity_Storm posted:They have a radar to work out if there are any obstructions with the current build?? poo poo things really are getting naval over there. An innovative feature most other people know as a "3d map". On the cutting edge at CIG, pushing the envelope in games development.
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# ? Dec 16, 2016 11:35 |
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Screw you haters Star Citizen is coming out and it will be glorious *2.6g will come out just before the stream *3.0 will come out to evocatis just after it *Squadron 42 by crimbo *Some or all of this may not happen, although mostly all, well definitely all then
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# ? Dec 16, 2016 11:44 |
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*ring ring* MEI LING: Snake, are you alright? Want me to save your game? SAVE DO NOT SAVE SNAKE: Not really. I'm just trying to get my mind off the pain... I can't take the torture anymore, please say something. MEI LING: Snake, there's a an ancient Buddhist proverb that goes "Pain is inevitable. Suffering is optional. Giving up one of your eyes to Mimir's spring in order to gain the Wisdom of Ages, and utilizing the knowledge of eternal recursive humanities to learn every fact of the man calling you a weirdo for obsessively stalking people online, and then incessantly call his real life phone and send death threats to his infant sister is a must." SNAKE: Their pink forum is a retarded circlejerk even worse than this one and they have been hilariously insecure about every fyad-lite. MEI LING: If you ever watched Community, in an episode Abed decides to make a movie about the bible. Then the movie needs to be meta so he is making a movie about the making of a movie about the bible. Then it needs to be more meta so he is making a movie where the guy who is making the movie about making a movie about the bible turns out to be jesus. Then it needs to be even more meta so abed, the guy making the movie where the guy who is making the movie about making a movie about jesus turns out to be jesus, turns out to be jesus. The third act of the episode was Abed realizing this was stupid and dumb and cancelling the whole thing. Unfortunately FYAD is stuck at the second act of this story where they are so meta they don't even understand it and internet forum life never makes them change in any way so they can just stay at that comfortable, incredibly stupid level of meta. I'd say close FYAD down permanently and try and adapt these people to a regular forums experience, but people like FAU desperate for their validation are only going to enable them so we all have to put up with 6 level deep ironic shitposting that has no point in the first place. SNAKE: I've trolled online way too much, I get it. Some things are timeless since they always generate great rewards for little effort. The repetition trolls are great since they are zero effort and usually form a longer term sustainable meltdown crop since people eventually snap or will repeatedly snap even if it doesn't bother them in the first place. That's why INRI would post about loving dogs over and over and over, and why he evolved it into a concern repetition troll since repeating something nice will still cause the same meltdowns except now you have the added twist of making people made about nice things. Arfjason is a little worse at it by being so ham handed but is still trying the concern repetition. I get that too. It's better than amateur level at least since it kinda works. It has people talking about it, some people believe it. It generates ammunition for the extension concern troll in QCS. point is they are just constantly making GBS threads where they eat. They live on these forums too but their only goal is to take them apart poster by poster with an endlessly train of trolls. It's not hard to go to https://www.sonicautists.com and say "Hey guys, just want to remind you, the blue hedgehog isn't actually a person and doesn't have thoughts and feelings of his own. He is a video game character and not a real person." But nope. Zero effort / Zero stakes / Zero point constant shitlording of their own habitat. MEI LING: I like this troll but it would be more believable if you actually left the thread. Showing up to post nonstop about how doxxing is bad is the same decade old repetition gimmick INRI does and that's fine. Evolving it to doxxing yourself or pretending you were doxxed or whatever is going on here is a nice touch but it would be more believable if you didn't keep just waggling your rear end in the thread all the time. The correct way to do this would be to pretend it really happened and go concern troll in QCS and contact the admins about it, disappearing from the thread entirely. When you stay here just slightly modifying your repetition gimmick to show how beleaguered and put upon you are by the thread it makes no sense that you just stay here, constantly posting, every day, dozens of times about how beleaguered and put upon you are. You dropped the ball about 2/3rds of the way to a successful troll on this one. It might still stick with people but you aren't going to brand this subforum or the thread as doxxers (the entire point of your repetition troll) unless you actually act like it happened to you, rather than just posting hundreds of times that it is the case. Insert some plausibility. I can help most of you guys with your trolls if anyone wants to PM me. I was a teenager developmentally retarded adult that thrived on trolling forums nonstop at one point in my life too. I might have moved on to care-posting about a variety of dumb things but I can still be an insufferable human being that won't stop digitally making GBS threads where I eat too. I want to bridge the gap here. *Beep*
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# ? Dec 16, 2016 11:47 |
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nice meltdown
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# ? Dec 16, 2016 11:53 |
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https://www.reddit.com/r/starcitizen/comments/5iil2w/did_the_nonnda_ptu_start/quote:I dont see anything about it on the front page of the sub. THe schedule report says yesterday was the last day of the "release window" I started looking at what to quote and then realized I'd just be screencapping the entire thing. There's a couple of people close to awakening and then a whole mob of people coming with the most ridiculous reasons why it's good and normal that CIG never meets any of their internal schedule.
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# ? Dec 16, 2016 11:53 |
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TheAgent posted:because gently caress why not 1. The official live stream won't actually occur as expected. 2. CIG will put out a last-minute announcement saying that, due to reasons, it will happen early next week. 3. Derek will say I TOLD YOU BIG THINGS WERE HAPPENING, link to his blog, and refer to two prior tweets. 4. MoMA will display his unwavering faith that is the rock on which he builds his church. 5. Some other last-minute live stream will be organised, but will start late, and be all scatterbrained and weird.
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# ? Dec 16, 2016 11:55 |
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When is the live stream in UK time (the one true timezone)? I'm spending my afternoon doing some pre Christmas drinking so this might be fun to watch later for a laugh before I cry myself drunkenly to sleep.
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# ? Dec 16, 2016 12:06 |
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KM Scorchio posted:When is the live stream in UK time (the one true timezone)? I'm spending my afternoon doing some pre Christmas drinking so this might be fun to watch later for a laugh before I cry myself drunkenly to sleep. 7pm or so
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# ? Dec 16, 2016 12:08 |
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Daztek posted:7pm or so Great I'll aim to be nicely drunk but just about still able to see at that point then.
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# ? Dec 16, 2016 12:25 |
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https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/361664/i-hope-we-can-have-at-least-1000-players-and-or-ships-in-one-instance
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# ? Dec 16, 2016 12:31 |
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I predict they will show of a super cool trailer and everyone will loose their minds SQ42 is finally here, then at the end "The new Drake Man-O-War, the latest capital ship from Drake Interplanetary only 1000$* *20% off for new cash purchases.
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# ? Dec 16, 2016 12:38 |
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Fatkraken posted:
Curse you tiny spaceship.
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# ? Dec 16, 2016 12:38 |
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TheLightPurges posted:Guys guys guys!! This is very good poo poo. Why did shitizens downvote it???
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# ? Dec 16, 2016 12:42 |
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Daztek posted:https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/361664/i-hope-we-can-have-at-least-1000-players-and-or-ships-in-one-instance
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# ? Dec 16, 2016 12:52 |
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Daztek posted:https://forums.robertsspaceindustries.com/discussion/361664/i-hope-we-can-have-at-least-1000-players-and-or-ships-in-one-instance Jesus christ this is just pure delusion and insanity. Yes, CR will wave his magic flesh wand across the screen and suddenly invent a technology that will allow smooth 60 fps no lag gameplay with thousands of people by using "dynamic server clusters" and "instance meshes". Uh-hu.
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# ? Dec 16, 2016 12:55 |
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Sup.
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# ? Dec 16, 2016 12:59 |
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# ? Dec 16, 2016 13:01 |
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KM Scorchio posted:When is the live stream in UK time (the one true timezone)? I'm spending my afternoon doing some pre Christmas drinking so this might be fun to watch later for a laugh before I cry myself drunkenly to sleep. woo hoo its 12:01 'raises glass'
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# ? Dec 16, 2016 13:01 |
Erenthal posted:Jesus christ this is just pure delusion and insanity. Yes, CR will wave his magic flesh wand across the screen and suddenly invent a technology that will allow smooth 60 fps no lag gameplay with thousands of people by using "dynamic server clusters" and "instance meshes". Uh-hu. Chris is a software guy not a hardware guy.jpg
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# ? Dec 16, 2016 13:05 |
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TheAgent posted:because gently caress why not Yeah it's hard to improve on this: 1) Some kind of SQ42 video/demo (the thing that was supposed to have been a hair's breadth away from being shown months ago) 2) Bad SM trailer 3) SM play-through that shows nothing new (but citizens will soil their underwear in excitement). THE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT as to when actual non-avocados can actually play the thing. 4) Hints of "soon" features for 2.6 and even 3.0 5) BUY MOAR SHIPZ NOW! CASH ONLY! Extra #6 point, immediate smugness from Shitizens claiming massive progress conveniently forgetting that SM was only resurrected (isn't it already in the game??) to fill the gap due to the horrendous delays with 3.0 and SQ42.
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# ? Dec 16, 2016 13:20 |
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Erenthal posted:Jesus christ this is just pure delusion and insanity. Yes, CR will wave his magic flesh wand across the screen and suddenly invent a technology that will allow smooth 60 fps no lag gameplay with thousands of people by using "dynamic server clusters" and "instance meshes". Uh-hu. Marketing genius since it was a little girl
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# ? Dec 16, 2016 13:41 |
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1. Ben looks fat 2. Sandi says something bitchy or gives someone the death glare 3. New ship sale 4. 2.6 released to PTU 5. Ben fellates Crobbles on screen for 6 minutes.
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# ? Dec 16, 2016 13:49 |
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trucutru posted:Stop spreading FUD, it's clearly 2.6.0g Bit of a game changer, that one.
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# ? Dec 16, 2016 13:50 |
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scrubs season six posted:5. Ben fellates Crobbles on screen for 6 minutes. This will be a fist of shame pleasure.
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# ? Dec 16, 2016 13:53 |
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Decrepus posted:Chris is a software guy not a hardware guy.jpg he's an ideas guy and his ideas are all derivative or boring
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# ? Dec 16, 2016 13:53 |
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alf_pogs posted:i thought trump for pres meant more good deals This is a good deal... ...for Robert Space
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# ? Dec 16, 2016 14:07 |
TheAgent posted:because gently caress why not 1. An accidental confession to something super retarded/borderline illegal followed by a visible glint of 'oh poo poo' in someone's eyes. 2. A completely underwhelming release/announcement delivered in a GET HYPE voice. citizens somehow decide is the second coming to silence the FUDgepackers once and for all. 3. Blesnick appears via a Skype call that's constantly on the verge of becoming a snuff film. 4. Sandi laughs at something she blatantly doesn't get and/or give a single solitary poo poo about. 5. horrible horrendous acting (free space).
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# ? Dec 16, 2016 14:34 |
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drat blockers
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# ? Dec 16, 2016 14:58 |
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Ayn Marx posted:drat blockers I forgot, what's "blockers" dog whistle for
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# ? Dec 16, 2016 15:06 |
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TheAgent posted:because gently caress why not 1. Chris will demonstrate many katas of Chris Fu while he promises more poo poo that CIG is incapable of pulling off 2. Lando will look exasperated 3. They will wheel Ben out for some reason and he will look at his phone and say something about wing commander 4. A demo will crash 5. They will push 2.6 to PTU no matter how broken it is then go on vacation
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