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is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

i'm enjoying watching this descent into madness

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LGD
Sep 25, 2004

ahahahahahaha this is what the drill sgt. was for

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

More drill sergeant.

XK
Jul 9, 2001

Star Citizen is everywhere. It is all around us. Even now, in this very room. You can see it's fidelity when you look out your window or when you watch youtube

lol

Racing, I called it. It's the only thing that mostly works.

There's the hat guy, everyone called that one.

WarpDogs
May 1, 2009

I'm just a normal, functioning member of the human race, and there's no way anyone can prove otherwise.
RECORD SCRATCH

Raskolnikov
Nov 25, 2003

Armadillo Tank posted:

Whoever said this was secretly a narrative of the poo poo they go through was probably right.

cRoberts: Put on the clownsuit when I am yelling at you, you clown!
Intern: But, but...
cRoberts: Put it on or your rear end is fired!
Intern: *caves and puts on clownsuit*
cRoberts: *screams at hapless intern for 2 hours*
cRoberts: Oh, and you're fired. You have one hour to leave the building.

TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx
a literal song and dance for the backers

MedicineHut
Feb 25, 2016

Star Citizen: We cant even make animated CGI, lets do a real clip with actors.

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao
too early for this much fremdschämen






:negative:

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Gif that blindfolded man stat. New jerking off gif found.

SelenicMartian
Sep 14, 2013

Sometimes it's not the bomb that's retarded.

What if Full Metal Jacket was Karate Kid?

Oleyo
Mar 28, 2016

TheLightPurges posted:

a literal song and dance for the backers

What.

Is.

Happening.

kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

Okay this is pretty cool tbh

is pepsi ok
Oct 23, 2002

oops sorry we didn't make the game you payed us to but here's some stupid bullshit that we wasted your money on

TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx
jesus christ

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


That drill sergeant has a really tall head.

Beer4TheBeerGod
Aug 23, 2004
Exciting Lemon
What am I missing?

Colostomy Bag
Jan 11, 2016

:lesnick: C-Bangin' it :lesnick:

thebdsse : no no no please no. they've lost the plot. completely. this is going to arm the goons with enough mockery material to flame us until Gamescom of next year. Please tell me there's a SQ42 trailer coming. Something. Anything. Resembling a space game.

TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx
mic off again lol

I feel like sandi rigged it so only her mic can be on lol

Rudager
Apr 29, 2008
Someone didn't turn the mic on by the sounds of it

TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

What am I missing?

I literally cannot describe it in a sentence.

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

another dead mic :laffo:

Sindai
Jan 24, 2007
i want to achieve immortality through not dying

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

What am I missing?
Literally half the stream has had the wrong audio feeds.

skaboomizzy
Nov 12, 2003

There is nothing I want to be. There is nothing I want to do.
I don't even have an image of what I want to be. I have nothing. All that exists is zero.
$140M and they can't get a microphone to work

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


SelenicMartian posted:

What if Full Metal Jacket was Karate Kid?

Sweep the leg cowboy!

Chalks
Sep 30, 2009

Lol is literally nobody watching the stream to realise they've hosed up the sound for like 5 mins?

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

What am I missing?

Art. I think.

RubberJohnny
Apr 22, 2008

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

What am I missing?

The most surreal thing

Thoatse
Feb 29, 2016

Lol said the scorpion, lmao
don't these guys have like real audio equipment and sound stages and poo poo :psyduck:

Sarsapariller
Aug 14, 2015

Occasional vampire queen

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

What am I missing?

Objectively the worst presentation they've done this year. Lots of live action prerecorded cringe comedy, lots of hand waving sperging about features like farming and space seeds, more ship sales, absolutely no new video of SQ42, 2.6 or any new completed features.

Crazy_BlackParrot
Feb 1, 2016

Christ Roberts is way better than toilet lord...
:gary: :lesnick: :yarg:
:pgabz: :fuzzknot: :eonwe:
:wtchris:
WTFSAURUS twitch is good now.

TheLightPurges
Sep 24, 2016

by exmarx

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

What am I missing?

The worst thing CIG has ever made

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

New live look in at the live stream!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=o4SJiAAMXo0

Ramadu
Aug 25, 2004

2015 NFL MVP


Thoatse posted:

don't these guys have like real audio equipment and sound stages and poo poo :psyduck:

Backer funded and enumerated in the kickstarter goals even!

MedicineHut
Feb 25, 2016

TheLightPurges posted:

I literally cannot describe it in a sentence.

I think that was pretty good.

Das Butterbrot
Dec 2, 2005
Lecker.
cig hire me and my piece of poo poo behringer mixer, i will do a better job than that for half the cocaine!

Lime Tonics
Nov 7, 2015

by FactsAreUseless
Jared is drunk as hell.

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kikkelivelho
Aug 27, 2015

Beer4TheBeerGod posted:

What am I missing?

They had these funny montages for both Star Marine teams. Kinda saved the show after the boring middle part.

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