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Volkerball posted:he has really lovely opinions about far cry too Far Cry 2 is the best. 3 and 4 are loving terrible. I also don't want to bang Trump's daughter, because having a jealous lover after you can be a bad thing, especially when he's the POTUS.
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Dec 16, 2016 18:59
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Rush Limbo posted:Far Cry 2 is the best.  So many good details. Like the second area has a ton more white enemies because more foreign fighters are being hired in the escalation.
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Dec 16, 2016 19:03
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Volkerball posted:if dildos are outlawed, only outlaws will have dildos This seems like a good page to have skipped ahead to
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Rush Limbo posted:Far Cry 2 is the best. 3 and 4 are loving terrible. Crysis is the true sequel to FC1
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icantfindaname posted:Crysis is the true sequel to FC1 I don't disagree. However, out of all the games to bear the Far Cry name, Far Cry 2 is the best, followed by Blood Dragon. That one with the superpowers was pretty good, too.
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Dec 16, 2016 20:19
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Volkerball posted:if dildos are outlawed, only outlaws will have dildos The only thing that can stop an outlaw with a dildo is a good person with a bigger dildo.
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Dec 16, 2016 21:13
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Majorian posted:The only thing that can stop an outlaw with a dildo is a good person with a bigger dildo. Clearly the answer to this dildo escalation is to create a permit system to control the dildos filling our back alleys.
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Dec 16, 2016 21:24
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with the advent of the nuclear double-sided dildo peace has come through the doctrine of mutual rear end destruction
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Dec 16, 2016 21:27
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*Charleton Heston, clenching his jaw defiantly, holds a dildo aloft* "From my cold, dead cheeks."
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Dec 16, 2016 21:36
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a photo of an open carried assault dildo
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R. Mute posted:i listened to it, adam curtis is real interesting but these chapo boys are kinda annoying as poo poo matt's voice is really annoying
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Dec 16, 2016 21:58
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coincidentally he's also the most annoying-looking one
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Dec 16, 2016 22:05
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the dale earnhardt joke at the beginning of the post-election ep is perfect tho https://soundcloud.com/chapo-trap-house/episode-58-we-live-in-the-zone-now-111216
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merry exmarx posted:the dale earnhardt joke at the beginning of the post-election ep is perfect tho
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chapo is cool and good
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one cat, one vote, one beer
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https://twitter.com/History_Pics/status/570264455361245185
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didnt know you were 16
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I enjoyed the last couple months of free Chapo podcasts (I haven't heard the older ones or the premium ones)
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pangstrom posted:I enjoyed the last couple months of free Chapo podcasts (I haven't heard the older ones or the premium ones) the third ep is where they start to hit their stride, it's about ross douthat skinny-dipping with william f. buckley
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blood dragon is the only good far cry, because it acknowledges trying to glue a stupid 'meaningful' plot to a first person shooter is almost always a bad idea
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Volkerball posted:i strapped c4 to an elephant and detonated him inside a fort while he was going on a giant gently caress off elephant rampage, killing 3 men. absolutely nothing about that is mediocre. Mad rude to the elephant.
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boner confessor posted:blood dragon is the only good far cry, because it acknowledges trying to glue a stupid 'meaningful' plot to a first person shooter is almost always a bad idea Also because it embraces the 80s and synthwave.
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Wistful of Dollars posted:Mad rude to the elephant.
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alright. i've got a dildo here....and i'm prepared to use it. hands up! HANDS UP OR EVERYONE GETS DILDOED! I'LL DILDO EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU
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Volkerball posted:alright. i've got a dildo here....and i'm prepared to use it. hands up! HANDS UP OR EVERYONE GETS DILDOED! I'LL DILDO EVERY LAST ONE OF YOU 
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Dec 16, 2016 23:16
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I realised Far Cry 2 was a good game when, using the same logic process as an actual terrorist, I independently came to use the same strategy they used. The problem being when taking out a convoy with explosives, placing the explosive then retreating to a safe distance often meant you would misjudge where the explosion would go off, particularly on a flat plain with no obvious point of reference. So I solved this problem by setting up a roadblock with a lovely car that would have the effect of blocking off the road and providing a reference point for when to trigger the explosive. When they're near the car, they're near the explosive. I was then watching Generation Kill or something then saw them getting incredibly nervous whenever they encountered an abandoned vehicle, for that exact reason. So Far Cry 2 is kind of an effective Guerilla training programme.
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Rush Limbo posted:I realised Far Cry 2 was a good game when, using the same logic process as an actual terrorist, I independently came to use the same strategy they used. Not really, because those are bitchmade first gen terrorist tactics. I'd use a tree I picked out or put something inconspicuous on the ground as the trigger point. Something you wouldn't even notice unless you drove down that same road every day for months.
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Volkerball posted:if dildos are outlawed, only outlaws will have dildos i've already stockpiled mine in case the feds make a grab for them
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Dec 16, 2016 23:30
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far cry 2 was bad because it introduced factions of african revolutionaries but then completely failed to give them any sort of meaningful distinction in gameplay, meaning the factions were just pointless window dressing around generic quest givers. also the frequency of enemy vehicle encounters was just to pad out the game and make it take longer to go between objectives - at least far cry 3 allowed you to shut them down as you captured outposts the far cry series can never decide if it wants to be a linear plot driven grimdark shooter with a message or a casual open world exploration game, and it doesn't do either as well as competitors
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Rodatose posted:i've already stockpiled mine in case the feds make a grab for them I don't think Trump's tiny hands can fit around most dildos. 
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boner confessor posted:far cry 2 was bad because it introduced factions of african revolutionaries but then completely failed to give them any sort of meaningful distinction in gameplay, meaning the factions were just pointless window dressing around generic quest givers. also the frequency of enemy vehicle encounters was just to pad out the game and make it take longer to go between objectives - at least far cry 3 allowed you to shut them down as you captured outposts it's an open world gently caress around and be a toddler game, like gta when you don't do the missions.
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Volkerball posted:it's an open world gently caress around and be a toddler game, like gta when you don't do the missions. "you got your call of duty in my just cause" "no, you got your just cause in my call of duty!"
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boner confessor posted:far cry 2 was bad because it introduced factions of african revolutionaries but then completely failed to give them any sort of meaningful distinction in gameplay, meaning the factions were just pointless window dressing around generic quest givers. also the frequency of enemy vehicle encounters was just to pad out the game and make it take longer to go between objectives - at least far cry 3 allowed you to shut them down as you captured outposts The factions being indistinguishable is thematic and on purpose. They're just warlords fighting over dirt and don't even bother paying lip service to their supposed ideals to you. You can't even tell who you're fighting in the field or keep track of who you're working for and every mission is just to senselessly destroy things. Every thing is constantly getting worse or falling apart from your guns to your health as you try to keep the malaria at bay.
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boner confessor posted:"you got your call of duty in my just cause" "no, you got your just cause in my call of duty!" you cared deeply about gamergate, i wouldn't expect you to have a normal, functional adult approach to a video game.
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pangstrom posted:I enjoyed the last couple months of free Chapo podcasts (I haven't heard the older ones or the premium ones) i didn't know they have premium eps, lol
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SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:The factions being indistinguishable is thematic and on purpose. They're just warlords fighting over dirt and don't even bother paying lip service to their supposed ideals to you. You can't even tell who you're fighting in the field or keep track of who you're working for and every mission is just to senselessly destroy things. yeah i'm sure the lazy characterization and lack of any sort of identifying signal between factions is a deliberate choice and not a retroactive justification for cutting corners. i mean far cry 3 just put all the bad guys in red shirts and all the good guys in blue shirts. or better yet, just have one faction, then you don't end up with the absurdly jarring situation where you shoot up faction A and kill their guys, then immediately go to the faction A leader and promise to be nice to get another go somewhere and kill guys mission, then the mission after that you're killing faction A again etc.
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