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A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Johnny Aztec posted:

Onstad really needed to flesh out Molly with some eccentricities. Otherwise, it just looks like a one sided unhealthy relationship.

im pretty sure it was

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Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Maybe with Beefs happy pills now, he could manage to order wine, or maybe NOT convince his friends to let a serial killer run loose.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Maybe he'll even be able to walk into the Handi✔️Rite grocery store instead of giving up and driving away

TenKindsOfCrazy
Aug 11, 2010

Tell me a story with my pudding and tea.
Onstad is 'poised to jump into the cannabis world.'

http://rightatthefork.libsyn.com/102-chris-onstad-portland-syrup

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.

lmao

"Golden Tabloid" is probably product placement for his first strain

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Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

Onstad getting involved in the weed biz is an even worse portent for legal weed than that racist from Alabama getting appointed AG.

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
Hey man, ever drunk artisinal small batch sodas.....ON WEED?!

NoneMoreNegative
Jul 20, 2000
GOTH FASCISTIC
PAIN
MASTER




shit wizard dad

TenKindsOfCrazy posted:

Onstad is 'poised to jump into the cannabis world.'

A strip where Mr Bear explains fremdschämen

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy

Johnny Aztec posted:

Hey man, ever drunk artisinal small batch sodas.....ON WEED?!

Yes, this is accurate.

TenKindsOfCrazy
Aug 11, 2010

Tell me a story with my pudding and tea.

NoneMoreNegative posted:

A strip where Mr Bear explains fremdschämen

I dunno. I'm all for anybody making good weed. I'm waiting on Justin Trudeau to get on it over here!

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow

Happy to see all my pissing and moaning about Weed Guy Onstad has been completely justified. It's cool that he went from being an alcoholic to a guy who can't stop talking about weed though

Tarranon
Oct 10, 2007

Diggity Dog
Onstad has always been a weed guy. He has also been the type of guy that would create an artisanal syrup line. Or become a food critic.

People can be multiple things at the same time.

grilldos
Mar 27, 2004

BUST A LOAF
IN THIS
YEAST CONFECTION
Grimey Drawer

Tarranon posted:

Onstad has always been a weed guy. He has also been the type of guy that would create an artisanal syrup line. Or become a food critic.

People can be multiple things at the same time.

It's cool to be irritated with how he handled his various merchandise sales over the years and be disappointed that he let the comic stagnate but being either surprised or annoyed that the man is all of these aforementioned things is misplaced frustration. The dude is this kind of man. It is what allowed this well of drawn animal comedy to fill with fluid before becoming a rationed source of RSS feed blips.

tacodaemon
Nov 27, 2006



Cartoonist, raconteur, weed guy, evolving Joe Don Baker lookalike: Chris Onstad is all of these and more

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
I love Achewood, but I never want to meed Onstad.

Rev. Bleech_
Oct 19, 2004

~OKAY, WE'LL DRINK TO OUR LEGS!~


how bout you jump into the Guy Who Still Makes Rad Dark Horse Books World instead Chris have you considered that

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer
I would buy the ever living poo poo out of "Lyle and Ray's perfect jays" branded pre-rolled joints.

Deathlove
Feb 20, 2003

Pillbug

bongwizzard posted:

I would buy the ever living poo poo out of "Lyle and Ray's perfect jays" branded pre-rolled joints.

As a perfect Swiss businessman, I would, as well.

Nude Bog Lurker
Jan 2, 2007
Fun Shoe

bongwizzard posted:

I would buy the ever living poo poo out of "Lyle and Ray's perfect jays" branded pre-rolled joints.

you'd buy but you'd never get

weedwood llc does not tolerate entitled whining

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

Rev. Bleech_ posted:

how bout you jump into the Guy Who Still Makes Rad Dark Horse Books World instead Chris have you considered that

one of these things involves exponentially more money and a pleasant work-life balance

it sucks on the consumer end but I really can't fault any artist who finds something, anything else they can make a living doing

Trumps Baby Hands
Mar 27, 2016

Silent white light filled the world. And the righteous and unrighteous alike were consumed in that holy fire.
Sucks that Patreon wasn't a thing in Achewood's heyday. Chris would've had a pretty nice income stream. Achewood matured on a completely different Internet than the one we have now. He peaked just a minute too early.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Trumps Baby Hands posted:

He peaked just a minute too early.

And that's why Teodor will never be in a band!

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

New Love Glow
The one where Lyle tries to con T into thinking he threw away Todd is a classic.

Mechanical Fiend
Sep 5, 2011

How'd that asshole get a white robe?!

:siren:Last(?) Achewood:siren:

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.


rip

Party Boat
Nov 1, 2007

where did that other dog come from

who is he


Ray getting Lyle an Old Spaghetti Factory gift card as vengeance on Old Spaghetti Factory is great

rip achewood

Darth Windu
Mar 17, 2009

by Smythe
Goodbye achewood. you were a comic

withak
Jan 15, 2003


Fun Shoe
Goondolances everyone



edit: Chris Onstad: Always coming and going. Mostly going.

withak fucked around with this message at 14:53 on Dec 25, 2016

Maduo
Sep 8, 2006

You see all the colors.
All of them.


Achewood ending because it's author needed to devote his time to his booming syrup business is a pretty achewood thing to happen

Cloks
Feb 1, 2013

by Azathoth
The next time Achewood starts will be for Cornelius's funeral.

CAPT. Rainbowbeard
Apr 5, 2012

My incredible goodposting transcends time and space but still it cannot transform the xbone into a good console.
Lipstick Apathy
Is it ending for real this time or is it just petering out?

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747

CAPT. Rainbowbeard posted:

Is it ending for real this time or is it just petering out?

Ending for real, by all appearances. The Facebook group's definitely treating it that way and they have a closer line to Onstad than we do by a long shot.

It was mostly a good run with a few really awful spots. It'll be missed.

bongwizzard
May 19, 2005

Then one day I meet a man,
He came to me and said,
"Hard work good and hard work fine,
but first take care of head"
Grimey Drawer
When Is that guy going to sell us all the strips in like indexed pdfs?

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Hell, put out an Achewood coffee table book and I'd buy it.

High Lord Elbow
Jun 21, 2013

"You can sit next to Elvira."
At least he quit like a man after a good run rather than petering into awful van-rape oblivion.

MMAgCh
Aug 15, 2001
I am the poet,
The prophet of the pit
Like a hollow-point bullet
Straight to the head
I never missed...you
Brexit happens, Trump is elected POTUS, Achewood ends. Nothing like adding a tiny touch of personal despondency to the greater global disaster.

Thank you, 2016. You were a toilet seat that smokes a cigar; forever that is what you are. A toilet seat that smokes a cigar.

The end.

KLIK

MMAgCh fucked around with this message at 23:04 on Dec 25, 2016

pants in my pants
Aug 18, 2009

by Smythe
RIP Achewood. It's been real.

Saoshyant
Oct 26, 2010

:hmmorks: :orks:


Word. See you later, Chris.

Calaveron
Aug 7, 2006
:negative:
Close thread, it's been good chochachos

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Tarranon
Oct 10, 2007

Diggity Dog
Time to argue about cook books until we all die or turn into weed heads

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